The Portsmouth Bar Ban Blog Launches Today

As I mentioned on Friday, I have been working on creating a blog dedicated to the Downtown Hospitality Associations Bar Ban Policy set in downtown Portsmouth, New Hampshire. Here it is -

http://portsmouthbarban.blogspot.com/

The official launch of this blog includes awesome entries from Chris Elliott and Beth Lamontagne. My first new entry for this blog is still in the works, but it's a doozy and I'll let you know when it's up as soon as I post it. Come visit, read what people have to say about this and feel free to comment on entries as you see fit. You have the option of posting comments both with your name attached and/or anonymously, so don't hesitate to tell us what you really think about the ban, the blog entries or even other people commenting.

Remember -- this place exists for people to discuss the issue of the bar ban, and that means from both sides of the debate. If you want to contribute an entry for us to publish in the Portsmouth Bar Ban Blog, send it to mikekungfu@gmail.com. If you choose, you can author them publically or anonymously. Any questions and/or comments can go to the same address.

Bookmark the URL, subscribe to the RSS feed, but most importantly TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT THE PORTSMOUTH BAR BAN BLOG. I'm not doing any kind of marketing push for this project. Hell, I don't even stand to make any money from it. All I'm doing is furnishing a venue for people to publicly discuss the issue of the ban, and while reading the entries alone might seem alright, it won't be genuinely interesting or entertaining unless enough people are involved. Help spread the word and we can make this a relevant, interesting and entertaining place to stop by, take in opinions on the subject and even display your own for as long as the Downtown Hospitality Association enforces the policy.

This isn't just about a handful of drunk idiots suffering consequences for getting tossed out of a bar -- this is a handshake between local businesses and local government that debatably encroaches on judicial process and the basic notion of appeals. These are things that affect all of us.

Happy reading,

~KungFu Mike

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A Ginsanity Announcement

Go here to read that shit, ladies and germs.

~KungFu Mike

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My Private Profile

As hilarious as it is to even type this, it's gotten to the point that I can't keep in touch with my friends in real life on Myspace anymore because of all the shit that comes in through this profile. Don't get me wrong, I love all of it (well, I don't like Mobsters application requests and the like) but I think it's time for a separate page for people I know in real life.


If you are indeed one of the people I'm mentioning, go here. If you aren't sure if you're one of those people, ask or something.


http://www. myspace. com/realpersonmike

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Ginsanity; Part 4

Part 4 of the Ginsanity series is up and running for your viewing enjoyment. Go ahead and read it.

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Peter Floros WILL Steal your Money

This is disgusting. In a nut shell, a soldier's dad is suing Portsmouth's favorite slum lord, Peter Floros, because Peter allegedly won't return the man's son's security deposit...because he was sent to Iraq.

http://www.seacoastonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080731/NEWS/807310434

This is the most believable of scenarios for me. Why? Because I had Peter for a landlord for several years while I lived downtown. Despite the heat never working and the insulation around the windows being non-existant and the fuse box smoldering and the industrial wholesale carpeting becoming threadbare the third week of being moved in and every wall and floor being crooked because the builing was falling apart and the fact that he and his property manager would just unlock my door and check the apartment out at random without any warning...he had the audacity to not only refuse to relinquish my security deposit when I moved out, but to ask for MORE MONEY ON TOP OF IT. In all of my years living in Portsmouth, I have never heard anyone say one good thing about that scumbag.

When asked to comment, Floros could not be reached because he was busy swimming through mountains of Nazi gold like Scrooge McDuck and kicking baby strollers over with a pair of jack boots.

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Ginsanity; Part 3

Part 3 of Ginsanity is up...FINALLY! Go read it, jerk off.

~KungFu Mike

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Local News 6/9

~ Single women; beware The Page. Nine different chicks have come up to me in the last month to tell me they had something slipped in their drink while visiting. Most of them didn't know each other and all of them listed off the same symptoms. Until they end up catching Shifty McRapist in the act, keep an eye on your Kettle One and soda. I would say you could go to the go to The Scoreboard instead to watch your boyfriend get wasted and stuff his face with bar food, but...

~...they're fucking closing after the finals! When asked for a comment about that, I said "I don't give a fuck."

~ If one of you could please bail my gardener out, that would be great. My prized roses are going to take over my platinum roofed gazebo if he isn't back promptly.

~ For those of you that wanted to read the controversial crap I wrote for the Herald, you can find them here.

~ At the end of today, I am the official owner of a bright red wifebeater burn. It looks like someone stapled a white tank top to the back of a fire truck. When asked for a comment about my beater burn, Edna Minterson of Seabrook, NH stated "That theya boy look like a half man, half lobstah man an' he commin' fer my verginer" and beat me with her purse.

~KungFu Mike
kungfumike.net

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Ginsanity; Part 2

Part 2 of Ginsanity is finally up, so you should take some time away from your fancy summer activities and read it. Just know that if you do cancel out on the beach to do it, I'm going to call you a fucking square and kick sand in your face like a bully from the 50's. I know, it's mean and it doesn't make sense. What can I say? Life's not fair.

~KungFu Mike

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Ginsanity; Part 1

Part one of Mike going a little wonky in the head hole can be found here.

Happy reading,

~KungFu Mike

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Baked Potato

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