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Friday, February 10, 2006
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LGN at Burlesqueapades at Lovelandeck out this e
Including : La Gata Negra
When: Friday Feb 17, 2006
at 9:30 PM
Where: TT the Bears
10 Brookline Street
Cambridge, MA 02138
US
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Sunday, January 29, 2006
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Friday, December 02, 2005
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La Gata Negra Presents YULETIDE THUNDER! Saturday
Current mood: Ornery
Category: Ornery Sports
 La Gata Negra Presents YULETIDE THUNDER!
The Masked Lady Wrestlers of LGN will be decking the halls and everything else
in their path in our most ferocious spectacle to date! Not only will we give
you the gift of the long awaited Title Championship rematch, but we'll be bringing
you Season's Beatings with 2 holiday themed matches that would make even the
Grinch and the Krampus head for the hills! Here We Come A-Wrasslin with the following
fierce-but-festive roster of relentless raucousness:
Title Match
Mistress Cheatah the Mean Mistreah defends her title belt in a rematch agains
everyone's favorite Marxist, Agent Orange. Will Orange end Cheetah's reign
as LGN's dominant deviant? Or will our champ make the east bloc espionage
expert tumble down harder than the Berlin Wall?
Holiday Hardcore Street Fight
Lock up your mangers and hide the minoras! Conqueror Worm and new recruit Dr.
Endo Mitriosis face off in brutal street fight match with no rules save for
one: any weapon or foreign object used in match has to be "seasonally" themed,
the majority of which have been lovingly wrapped beyond recognition by LGN's
mysterious Secret Santo. Worth the price of admission just to see what unholy
havoc these ingenious enmascaradas can wreak with a yule log!
2nd Annual Fruitcake Invitation match
This year we've made it a no holds barred, no disqualification four way melee
between La Hornita, Missy America, Irish Twin Margaret Mary and our newest
recruit, the St. Brawley Girl. For those of you who missed last years epic
battle between Conqueror Worm and Mistres Cheetah, the Fruitcake Invitational
is won by the first wrestler to reach the glistening brick of formidable
fruitcake dangling above the audience. Who will taste the fruitcake's stale
yet coveted confectionary glory and who will suffer a silent night ?
General Manager Miss Firecracker will be making a special appearance to dedicate
the evening's show to the late, great Eddie Guerrero.
You can join La Gata Negra celebrate the season with extreme
predjudice Saturday, Dec 3rd at:
The Paradise Lounge
967 Comm Ave
Boston (617) 562-881
for Happy Endings, a night of Indie, 80's, Guilty Pleasures, Electro,
Motown featuring DJ Sameer of Panic!, DJs Patrick and Ian of Collective.
Door DJ's, for any of you sugar plum fairies whose hearts tremble in
the presence of such grappling greatness and need to dance off the
resulting anxiety.
Cost is a measley $5 bucks and doors open 9 PM 18+
Happy Holidays to all and to all a good FIGHT!
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Tuesday, May 17, 2005
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La Gata Negra Comic preview!
I just uploaded a sneak peek of the "LGN Primer" that Mister Reusch
recently whipped up: 20 images of these hooded hellcats and their
signature moves. Actual printed versions will be available at future
matches!
Check them out here:
http://www.blackcatburlesque.com/lagatanegra/comic/index.htm
Miss Firecracker
General Manager
La Gata Negra League of Masked Lady Wrestlers
"Mayhem is our Paycheck"
www.lagatanegra.com
Black Cat Burlesque
"We put the BUMP back into the night"
www.blackcatburlesque.com
Rendered by Mister Reusch
www.misterreusch.com
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Saturday, February 19, 2005
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Results of the G-Spot Revue matches
Friday, February 18th marked the first official wrestling show of the new LGN lineup and our first ever championship belt match What a night it was! Not only did we wow the crowd with our swift and blinding violence, but we managed to pick up a few wrestlers-in-training to boot.
The first match was the debut of LGN's newest recruits in a tag team showdown. First to the mats were Olympic Gymnast Missy America (accompanied by her coach, Belly Corolla and her olympic partner Paul Pommelhorse) and El Gecko, escorted to the mats by her keeper, Professor John Allgood of the Franklin Park Zoo Herptology Department; the second team was the Irish Twins, Mary Margaret and Margaret Mary, accompanied by their sisters Mary Catherine and Catherine Mary. The match exploded with a lockup between Missy America and Mary Margaret , after which Missy dominated the match with an abdominal stretch and a bow hold, humiliating Mary with a display of gymnastic ribboning over her prone body before she was able to tag her sister. Margaret Mary, looking like an Irish Kabuki demon, came at the now tagged El Gecko with a running clothesline, but Gecko countered with a spinebuster over her knee. Eventually recouping, Margaret got El Gecko in a South Boston Crab and dealt some punishing blows to El Gecko, knocking her nearly unconscious. To add well,insult and injury to injury, Margaret then yanked off El Gecko's tail. It would be a move she would later regret, as she took a "refresher" from a paper bagged bottle, El Gecko revived and used her tail upon her. With the biblical logic of "An eye for an eye; Gecko took a tooth for a tail and knocked quite a few of Margarets to the floor before she could tag out. As Missy posed with and then returned Gecko's tail, Mary Margaret hauled her into a Canadian Backbreaker. It was the beginning of the end for Missy...even her Operation Desert Takedown move couldn't keep Mary on the mats and she eventually got the best of her opponent with a rolling keylock pin to win the match.
The second match was a championship title belt match between Mistress Cheetah the Mean Mistreatah, escorted by her slave boys Duh and Ug (collectively "Doug"); and Death's Own Handmaiden, Conqueror Worm, accompanied by her trainer the Grim Reaper. A battle of the titans and quite the grudge match, considering the countless humiliations suffered by both parties at the hands of the other. The Fruitcake debacle still clearly working the Conqueror's exposed nerves, the match initially looked to be going in her favor, breaking the lockup with a particularly vicious choke slam and turning it into a protracted body scissors. Cheetah managed to turn things around with a reverse chinlock and a torturous crossface hold, but Worm once again threw her to the mats with an arm drag. It looked like the Conqueror was destined to bear the Title Belt by nights end when she busted out her crushing power bomb upon the Cheetah but it was not to be. Cheetah somehow managed to avoid the back breaking slam and stayed up on Worms shoulders, where she (illegally) beckoned for her riding crop from Duh and beat Worm until she dropped to her knees. In protest, her trainer the Grim Reaper struck slave boy Ug dead, but he was soon resucitated by Duh. Still managing a weak pin on Cheetah, she was sent flying across the ring wherein Cheetah cartwheeled the Worm into her Litterbox Pin to win the match and the LGN Women's Championship Belt.
We'll be making footage available from both matches in the near future, but we have a short clip of Cheetah's finishing move at the following link.
http://www.blackcatburlesque.com/lagatanegra/images/chmpfinishmove.MOV (thanks LD!)
We'll be rolling out our next big show at the end of April with another title match and our first ever Tag Team Championship Belt. Stay tuned!
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Santo y Blue Demon Contra Los Monstruos Zero
Release date: 16 December, 2003
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Friday, March 18, 2005
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LGN Official Roster March 2005
Current mood: Wrasselrific
Ok takedown fans...I've been busy recruiting some more enmascardoras to do
battle for LGN and we've got a line-up that would make a psychotic
chimpanzee flee in terror:
- Mistress Cheetah the Mean Mistreatah Current
LGN Title Champ
A lithe feline dominatrix, she is usually accompanied to the ring by her slave
boys, Duh and Ug (collectively "Doug), With her dizzying array of high
flying moves and cool cunning, this kitty makes cat scratch fever seem as
harmless as a case of the sniffles. Not content with merely her title belt,
she is also starting her own line of lingerie and slave training gear. Her
signature move is the Cheetah Heatah.
- Conqueror Worm
While working as a mortician , she met her earthly end as her habit of huffing
embalming fluid finally got the best of her. When the Grim Reaper came for her, he
was startled to find that her years of formaldehyde inhalation had made her
completely invulnerable to forces of decomposition. So impressed was he by
her almost fiendish knowledge of all things morbid , he made her Death's Own
Handmaiden. She regards her wrestling career as merely "warm up practice"
for her more lethal endeavors. Worm's signature move is the Pall Bearer.
- The Irish Twins
South Boston's favorite tag team, these delinquent Southie sisters keeping
skipping class at the Bleeding Heart of the Hooded Virgin catholic high school
to bring their special brand of street tough chaos to the squared circle.
The current crew of wrestling siblings includes Mary Margaret, Margaret Mary,
Catherine Mary and Mary Catherine. Their signature moves are the South Boston
Crab and the Guinness Grab.
- El Gecko
This reptilian fury from the Franklin Park Zoo was raised and trained to wrestle
by her keeper, the herpetologist Professor John Allgood. With the promise of
juicy worms as her motivation, she is a fierce and slithery force to be reckoned
with in the ring. Her signature move is the Tail Flail.
- Missy America
Olympic Gymnast turned ultra-patriotic wrestler, Missy is the ribbon waving
champion of the American Heartland. These colors don't run and neither does
Missy as she bounds and leaps around her confused opponents. Kept on strict
training regimen by her coach Belly Corolla, Missy is winning the hearts of
true patriots the red states over. Her signature move is Operation Desert
Storm
- The Bad Habits
Originally entering the ring to only reclaim the truant Irish Twins for
the Bleeding Heart of the Hooded Virgin High School, the tag team of Sister
Mary Malice and Sister Ruby Knuckles found they had a god-given talent for
mat brutality. They soon realized that the best way to spread the Word of the
Lord to sinners the world over is to the beat the Devil out of them...literally.
Their signature moves are the Hail Mary and the Holy Roller.
- La Hornita
Born in Connecticut to a family of etymologists, La Hornita was lost in the
jungles of Mexico at the age of 5 on one of her parents' expeditions to study
the Mexican Honey Bee. Found and raised by an outlaw tribe of rudo luchadores,
La Hornita is back in the states to track down her WASP parents as well show
her "cut rate competitors" what a real luchadora does in the ring.
Her signature move is the Royal Jelly Rollup.
- GI Jane Doe
Not content with fighting for the mandatory spread of democracy the world
over, our unknown soldier has taken off her gunbelt and put on her wrestling
boots to battle for LGN victory. Her signature move is the Peacekeeper.
- The Boston Terror
Out of the puppy mill and into the ring, this terrier bitch has got bone to
pick with EVERYONE. Her signature move is the Fire Hydrant.
- Doctor Endo Mitriosis
Ob\Gyn from hell! Need we say more? Her signature move is the Mammogram.
- Lady Frankenstein
Building herself into a better wrestler, she gives new meaning to the phrase
"body modifications". Accompanied to the ring by her first creation,
the Monster, Lady Frankenstein is always inventing new ways to electrify the
crowd and recycle human tissue in the name of world wrestling domination.
Her signature move is the Tesla Coil.
- Baby Jane
She's writing a letter to Daddy and it's about tapdancing all over her
opponent's vertebrae. A former child star, she hasn't adjusted to her adult
life with much grace. Her disappointment with the banalities of adult life coupled
with the pressures of "caring" for her wheelchair bound sister Blanche
have sent this babydoll off her rocker and into squared circle. Her signature
move is, well, throwing dead birds at her opponents.
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Campeones Justicieros & Vuelven Los C
Release date: 11 January, 2005
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Monday, February 14, 2005
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War of words with BLOWW in the Globe
Current mood: Ready to throw down
Sure, they talk big, but we've yet to see them step up to the mat .....
Barbs from the bruisers
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Boston Globe interview with LGN
Current mood:  accomplished
Hey Wrestling fans!
La Gata Negra League of Masked Lady Wrestlers, has finally been formally recognized in the major press. Feast your eyes on Sunday Globe article (without the prettypictures) here:
Globe interview
And don't forget, we'll be taking the spine busting to the Coolidge
Corner Theater this Friday as part of the G-Spot Revue. We'll be
debuting some new wrestlers in a tag team showdown and be putting the
LGN Championship belt up for grabs in a title match between Mistress
Cheetah and Conqueror Worm. To top it off, it's all for a good cause,
as all money raised benefits programs that work to end violence
against women as part of the VDay-Dorchester series of shows. Who
better to end violence against women than some very violent women? La
Hornita will also be making a guest appearance at Boudoir Bingo this
Monday night at the Middle East where you can win some Valentine
goodies and revel in some bawdy fun. Details for both shows below!
And Mister Reusch's fab flyer for the show can be found here:
http://www.blackcatburlesque.com/photos/posters/gspot.jpg
Miss Firecracker
General Manager
La Gata Negra masked female wrestling
www.lagatanegra.com
Black Cat Burlesque
www.blackcatburlesque.com
Rendered by Mister Reusch
www.misterreusch.com
"We put the BUMP back into the night"
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Friday, February 18th, Midnite
The G-Spot Revue
The Coolidge Corner Theater
Who better to end violence against women than some extremely violent
women? Featuring a championship match between Conqueror Worm and
Cheetah the Mean Mistreatah and the debut of LGN's latest lady
warriors, El Gecko and Mary Margaret, one half of the infamous Irish
Twins.
Please join us and sexy High Femme Emcee Danielle Carriveau as we host
a night of strong sexy women performs as they unite to raise money to
end the violence against women.
G-Spot Revue
Featuring:
La Gata Negre League of Masked lady wrestlers
Thru the Keyhole Burlesque
The Steamy Bohemians Comedy Duo
Miss Dominika K and her fierce baton
and special musical guests:
The Steel Poniez
Tickets are $15 at the door
Sponsored by Magic Hat Brewery, Delicious Corsets, and
the NYC Museum of Sex
All money raised benefits programs that work to end violence against
women.
For more information please contact
vday_dorchester@yahoo.com
Tix available at the Coolidge Box Office or www.ticketweb.com
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0-69:Boudoir Bingo
The best place to SCORE on Valentines Day.
Tired of greeting card romance?
Come for a good cause to The Middle East on February 14th
for a night of raunchy raffles, naughty giveaways and sexy prizes as
the comedy duo Steamy Bohemians and our own fierce Drag Queen Emcee
will teach you what Bingo is really about!!!
All money raised goes directly to programs that work to end violence
against women in our community.
The Middle East is located in Central Square off the Red Line.
For more information contact:
vday_dorchester@yahoo.com
The Middle East
472 Massachusetts Ave
Cambridge,MA 02139
(617) 864-3278
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Wednesday, August 25, 2004
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The beginning...from live journal
Ok, so here I am, watching WWE Raw. I love wrestling and
there are some immensely talented wrestlers working the ranks of the WWE
these days. I shunned it for some time because I was bored stiff and turned
off by the likes of Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock and the lack of any good
storylines. Plus, after you see a few Santo movies and Lucha Libre style
wrestling, much of it started to seem wooden to me. The near operatic, Grand
Guignol aspect I've always loved about professional wrestling seemed to have
been replaced by endless posturing and unimaginative flexing. Now we've got
folks like Rey Mysterio Jr. to keep
me in complete awe, incredibly entertaining, skilled characters like Kurt
Angle, and story arcs that tickle me to no end . Unfortunately, I just had to
spend the first half hour of tonight’s installment watching a bunch of barely
bikini-ed bimbos humiliating themselves on stage with the help of the hateful
Rock (and I say hateful not in a quality rudo or classic heel way, but in an obnoxious,
offensive and tiresome way.). This is all so one of these cotton-candy brained
anorexics can become a ""WWE Diva", a position you would assume
actually involves some, oh, I don't know, WRESTLING. Most of these
girls hardly look strong enough to lift their fingers to their mouths to make
themselves throw up their lunches, never mind take the physical punishment of
being thrown to the mat from someone's shoulders. I am not a gal easily
offended, but what I saw tonight infuriated me. All I wanted to do was see
some wrestling and instead I had to watch some overmedicated Maxim reject sit
in a fucking pie. Now, I've yet to have any firsthand knowledge of this,
because the only time they seem to show some of the existing divas is for
backstage catfights and dumbass swimsuit shots, but apparently a few of them
are actually REALLY good wrestlers....Lita
trained in Mexico with Luchadoras and Mister
Reusch swears to me that the resident bland...oh, sorry, I mean blonde,
Trish Stratus can be entertaining as well. In the WEEKS that I've been watching
WWE I have seen one real wrestling match (between Victoria and Gail Kim) which
was actually really good once you got past the trashy ass clothes McMahon has
them all wear. href="http://www.amyaction.com/womenswrestlingmexicohistory.html">Mexico
and Japan have
female wrestlers (referred to as “luchadoras” and “joshi”, respectfully) that
not only ***gasp*** wrestle, but are incredibly skilled, entertaining and
plenty sexy enough in their wrestling gear, thank you very much. But America? These days it seems that the only way a female wrestler gets any sort of coverage
is to subject herself to a skank makeover and then be doomed to the
occasional half assed matches with lingerie models. I think there is an
answer to nonsense of this sort and that answer, my friends, is a mask. I have wanted to be a lady wrestler since junior high
school. Back then, I planned on becoming the masked Princess Eye Gouge and
invading the then new wave friendly WWF. I got a little sidetracked with
skateboards, Russ Meyer movies, go-go dancing and the underground music
scene, so the Princess never got around to making her rhinestone-encrusted debut.
In the meantime, I ended up a burlesque starlet, thus dashing my hopes of a
wrestling career, because body makeup can only cover so many bruises. It’s
hard to artfully remove a glove with a sprained wrist. During this time, I
did manage to catch some Santo movies and the Mexican ladies’ wrestling classic,
Doctor Doom. From these cinematic gems, I began to understand the Power of
the Mask. The luchadora in Doctor Doom was 20 times more impressive once she
was turned into the hooded female wrestler (“ enmascadora”), called Vengeance,
and not just because she had been given the brain of a gorilla. Oh no…it was
all about the mask. It IS all about the mask, or at least it SHOULD be. From
the pages of the brilliant href="http://home.mindspring.com/~krainville/index.html">From Parts Unknown,
I began to learn more of href="http://www.wrestlingmuseum.com/pages/bios/masks2.html">masked grapplers
the world over. The hood not only represents mystery, intrigue and pride but
looks pretty goddamn cool too. While watching a volume of href="http://www.somethingweird.com/">Something Weird’s href="http://www.somethingweird.com/5570.htm">Wrasslin’ She Babes for the
umpteenth time, an idea struck. Why not use the talents I have for putting on
over the top spectacles to start an entirely masked women’s wrestling league?
Kaiju Big Batel has done it for
monsters and villains (right here in my stomping grounds, no less), so why
can’t the ladies? I have an almost preternatural ability to find one in a
million performers; and while my delicate pale skin could hardly stand the
rigorous hardships a life in the ring entails, I could bring together, train
and manage the best and most sinister masked lady wrestlers this country has
ever seen. I mean, after dealing with the backstage burlesque divas and creepy
promoters, how hard could managing wrestlers be? In tribute to the lovely enmascadoras
that so inspired me (and to yes, to capitalize on the popularity of my
existing burlesque troupe…so what?), I decided to call it La Gata Negra. Thus,
a legend is born. I began to scour every underground gym, work release
program, halfway house, dive bar, freakshow, surf music festival, dungeon, den
of inequity, evil vortex and portal of the unknown to find my recruits.. I
have convinced only the finest and/or nastiest to join our ranks ,protecting
their identities behind custom made masks (so much the better if they decide to
dabble in crime fighting or world dominance). Queen bees, voodoo priestesses,
twisted ninjas, wild cats , French nationalists, the undead, the
otherworldly….I have found them all. This motley (if not exactly “merry” )gathering
of grappling greatness is now in training. Just so I have a snowball’s chance
in a Tijuana summer of keeping them all in line, I’m training along with them.
In this journal I will be updating our progress. Come along as we rise from badass
backstreet brawlers to the ranks of the finest, the strangest and most likely,
ONLY enmascadoras New England has ever produced. Be assured, we will manage to
surprise, delight, amaze and intimidate without resorting to jigglefests and bimbonics.
I want to be able to put on wrestling shows that folks won’t be ashamed to
bring their kids to. I want my 5 year old nephew to see firsthand that his
Auntie is personally managing a bunch of costumed heroes, villains and
superfreaks. La Gata Negra is here to prove that all a gal needs to get
ahead in the ring is a mask, a mat, a dream…. and a predilection for swift and
blinding violence. We have the will and most importantly, we have heart.
Well, I should say, a heart, though I don’t know exactly who it belonged
to or who in fact, is in possession of it now. Last time I saw it was in the
glovebox of La Hornita’s Vespa. It was kind of shriveled and smelled a bit.
But nonetheless, we HAVE one and that’s got to count for something. Stay tuned….it’s going to get ugly (I promise……)
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