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Current mood: your mom

I forgot about them. This is me remembering they still can happen.

Oh, and for the record...so can miracles.

3:50 PM - 2 Comments - 4 Kudos - Add Comment

Bread Box

How the hell did they become a regular house hold item?
I'm glad they aren't so common anymore.

9:55 AM - 4 Comments - 5 Kudos - Add Comment

Gastown

I've come to the conclusion that there's likely not a spec of ground in Gastown that hasn't been splattered with either barf or pee at some point, and I'm willing to bet a large portion has been inflicted with both...at the same time.

6:32 PM - 7 Comments - 8 Kudos - Add Comment

Birds and Bee's: Sex Advice from Kim Lim

"now leigh, do you need me to tell you what to expect when you decide to get intimate with someone? i mean i have seen a fair share of man tendernesses

ok now think back to what i said about the eel and the secretions *please see comment*

it is much like an eel shape and can be just as slippery, you never know where it's coming from and it can surprise you with secretions at any given moment
now you have to remeber that sexual relations are not about your satisfaction it's about theirs, that is your job as a woman

ok part two, can you stick a whole popcicle in your mouth
or will you gag?
believe me leigh it is nothing to laugh about

i hope your taking notes cause a lady doesn't speak of this moe then once

ok well if a guy asks you if you like to park in the back you say no
that is only for harletts and miscreants

now i'm not sure if they are still using sheep skin as protection..."

1:37 AM - 4 Comments - 8 Kudos - Add Comment

Nightmare come true

Have you ever had one of those dreams where you enter a room that has all these doors but no way out? The door you came in thru has no handle...
This happened to my friend and I yesterday, and not in a dream.  Real life stuck in the middle of a building.  The only door with a handle lead us into someone's apartment (weirder still since it was a businessy building).
We finally found a door that went outside to the back of the building, but it was on the third floor and it was a rickety construction ladder with tiny steps that felt like they were going to collapse at any moment.

weird.

8:29 AM - 7 Comments - 4 Kudos - Add Comment

hmmm

I was in the bath this eve and there was this floating piece of towel lint I was trying to scoop out. And after pawing at it for most of the duration of my soak I realized that bears are fucking bad ass. They may have claws, but they dont have hands, and they catch fish like it's nobodies business.

I know I know...fish/ lint....claws/ hands...

but whatev, I have a new found respect for bears.

11:50 PM - 3 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment

Best 20 minutes of your life

I dare you to stare at the following word for 20 mintues:











pollacinate
















It's not actually a real word, but after 20 mins of looking at it, it is definately a word to you now.  And whether you knew it wasn't a real word or not, I'm willing to bet you have come up with several definitions and pronunciations.

Wasn't that fun?!

totally aware that no one will spend 20 minutes (probably no more then 1 minute, tops) staring at a fake word because I think it'd be neat.

6:36 PM - 8 Comments - 6 Kudos - Add Comment

gastown cafe date

This blog is dedicated to me making plans with Louise. 

Sorry to everybody who is not Louise, as this is of no interest to you.  (Unless you're stalkers, in which case...this one is on the house!)

So Louise, how's tomorrow?  I should be back in gastown around 5, anytime after then would work for me.

8:59 AM - 10 Comments - 6 Kudos - Add Comment

FACT

I don't like people who say "You're Welcome" before I even have the chance to say thank you.

1:08 AM - 7 Comments - 4 Kudos - Add Comment

Trickery

Apparently, I think gay men are straight.

Note to self: Waste of time!

10:14 PM - 6 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment