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Amuse Me
Current mood: awake
Category: Games

I know you, I know you're smart if not genuis.  I know you can spell, think creatively, and usually can entertain my fun harmless games.  myspace can be boring, you can play scrabble on facebook from what I am told.  That in itself is enough for me to flip.  So I would like to invite you all to write a Haiku.  It goes something like this 5-7-5, syllables.  Come on it'll be fun, try it-you might like it.

Do I have to work
it feels like a slow young death
eating at my life.

See.  Simple.  

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The definition belongs to the definers

There's a lot of things I don't like anymore, so I am going to change.  I know as you get older your taste in things become more refined.  Yet I still don't understand how it happens that one year you like something, the next you don't.  Aside from things about myself that I can't stand I am talking about movies, music, entertainment, and things of that sort what happens to a person for them to suddenly not like something anymore? 

Tell me.

What the fuck happened to me?

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turtleheads & other random things similar to gumballs (revisionIII)
Current mood: content

life is good, promising, and at times, simple.  yet someone like me will spend 80 percent of my waking life over analyzing things ill never know.  things you are just simply not meant to know.  the following are things i now know are true after 27 years of living and late night contemplating.  hopefully, these facts will decrease the percentage of waking life i spend pyscho analyzing.  and please dont question my truths, it took me a long time to arrive at them.
one)  the most relaxing and releasing feeling in the world is a cigarette induced bowel movement.  if you dont smoke its comparable to the aftermath of masterbation.  if you dont do that either...youre just not human in my book.
two)  it doesnt make you any less of a person if you poison your coffee with cream and sugar.  instead, those condiments are just empty calories.  i can accept you for that.
three)  gourmet gumballs and umbrella hats make me really happy.  i know its strange, but i love being a weirdo.
four)  every human being should spend one night in jail and steal at least a gallon of gas in their lifetime.  if youre lucky or dumb perhaps you can accomplish both in the same day, especially if you try to steal gas first.
five)  serving food to people builds great character creating an accomplished actor.  grin and bear it. trick off for a dollar, yo.
six)  id rather be cold then hot.
seven)  the human body followed by the human mind is a wonderful piece of art.  my body is my temple and my mind is the only thing i received for free. 
eight)  rarely does anyone make huge life choices with 100 percent certainty.
nine)  love conquers
ten)  then love destroys.
eleven)  only in wisconsin do people play "bar dice" for shots.  dont ask me to play.  if you want a shot,  ill just buy you one.
twelve)  sadly, american society is ruled by the mighty dollar.   98 percent of us can be bought for a price.  the other 2 percent?  are stronger then the rest of us.
thirteen)  in a love relationship there are only three things involved.  you sleep. you eat.  you fuck.  anything else you do will lead to one of those activities.
fourteen)  it is perfectly alright to pee in the shower.  for women especially, who wouldnt like the thought of peeing standing up?  and where else can you do that besides the shower?
fifteen)  working full time sucks.  on a good week i work 60 plus hours.  look!  look, at what it is doing to me?  im crazy, irrational, and unpredictable.  american society really should reconsider the 40 hour a week full time work status and make it 25 or 30.  i can do my full time job efficiently using four hours a day.  if this was possible we wouldnt be so consumed by work and our stress levels would diminsh.  
sixteen)  no matter what it is not acceptable to wear white socks with dress pants.  someone will laugh at you.  if not in your face, while you are near...it is simply not okay.  dont do it.  driving a car with a hub cap missing from the wheel is not alright either.  it doesnt look right.  maybe im too uniform?  or asthetically contained.
seventeen)  settling for comfort and conveinence is okay by me.
eighteen)  slowly im accepting that humans never want whats good for them.  they are also consumed by constantly trying to make their life appear better then it really is to others.
nineteen)  it is NOT possible to live off love.  get over it! 
twenty)  i am in no way violent.  occasionally i do run into someone that needs a good slap in the face.   last nite i decided i definitely have it in  me.  right place,  right time, we humans are capable of ANYTHING.  and i do mean ANYTHING.
twentyONE)  going back to number four)  everyone should also dine and ditch just ONCE in life as well.   its a good time, and the guilt only lasts a day or two.  if you need tips on how to do it, let me know.  ill help you out.
twentyTWO)  in the end, the end is always the same
twentyTHREE)  we are creatures of habit.  we like things to repeat and repeat and repeat.

Currently listening : Clumsy By Samiam Release date: 16 August, 1994

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simple

god is love, and so am i

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