Darryl got laid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....
Current mood: awake
Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping

I got tagged by: Darryl
(probably the only person who can get away with tagging me)


Here are the rules:

1. YOU MUST TITLE YOUR BLOG WITH THE FOLLOWING ...

(put the name of the blogger you will write about here) Got Laid!

Eg... Fum Ducker Got Laid!

2. INCLUDE A PICTURE OF THE BLOGGER

You can use the one from their profile or get crazy creative with photoshop!

3. CHOOSE FROM THE TWO TOPICS BELOW AND WRITE A BLOG ABOUT THE BLOGGER YOU HAVE CHOSEN.

a. (Laid To Rest) Write an obituary about that person: Include the usual who, where, what, when, why and how and why you will miss them.

or

b. (Get Them Laid) Write a personals/sex ad to hook them up with a hottie: Include their orientation, a few actual factuals, preferences ... make it fun!

And then I have to tag 3 or more people.

Ok so here goes....

Darryl
Age: 36 years old



Location: Possibly Annywheres




Likes: Likes em hairy as you can see in the above picture

He is looking for sex, and will take you to the moon and back



You see Darryl, is part human, part monkey, part alien, has many personalities,  and likes sex the kinkier the better :P




He is one of the most likeable guys at cumhere.com and owns stock in Viagra. He also has a toy chest full of sex toys from adulttoys.com just waiting for that special someone to come into his world so he can share.


If you would like to meet Darryl, just let me know, and I can hook you up.

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Ok, so now I have to tag 4 people hah!
1. My Sister Yumi :)
2. My favorite alien Hutchmo
3. BigBreckBlonde (she has to be better at this than I am)
4. My baby sis M&M (cause you laughed :P)

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California Burning to the Ground
Current mood: moody

Hi there

omg lookie   
my fuckin clams are back woohooie


Oh, I was writing this blog to vent appreciate..

First of all thank you for the concerns on the fires here. I am in no danger, and no California is not burning to the ground. Course So. Cal is getting whipped in the ass by mother nature. Mother nature has no concern over who you are or what you have. She does as she pleases....... remember that guys..... j/k

You don't know how it thrills me to see my lil clammies back....


Anyways, thank you for the concerns, family is ok so far. CNN and Fox can kiss my pearly white ass.

So Cal, has a lot of desert, dry bush and hills. This time of year Santa Anna's begin and kick ass if it's friend fire shows up. Happens every year, but with the droughts it's worse.  So Cal is mostly military or retired military so they are people who are trained to survive on a daily basis and work together as a whole not against each other. California also has one of the top Fire Fighting (God bless these guys!)
They will be ok, so don't let the corporate media let you see it worse than it is. It's bad, but no way compared to Katrina. I can't believe any media worthy of news would even try to compare it. I so want to delete my account over it


Anyways, happy tuesday. and again thank you for the concerns

peace out

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49er’s Day in Old Sacramento
Current mood: contemplative
Category: Travel and Places

Clicky

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Old emo geezer workaholic....pfths...
Current mood: amused
Category: Quiz/Survey

The questions asked in this survey are quite interesting lol...

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Mary.....
Current mood: loved
Category: Life

There is nothing more precious in my life than the love I have for you. No matter what, you have always been there. Even the most dreary day, you have forced the sun to break through and shine. Some think you are fragile, but I happen to know the strength you hold. You are truly special and I love you for that.

Mom's passing, made me see a lot of things. Some for the good, some for the bad. One is life is to short not to tell people how you really feel, and not to let people dictate your feelings. Another is, it doesn't matter what has happened, but what you do about it afterwards....

So I dedicate this poem to you... I love ya

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What is a sister?

A sister is someone more special than
words. She's love mixed with friendship;
the best things in life. She's so much
inner beauty blended together with an
outward appearance that brings a smile
to the happiness in your heart...

A sister is one of the most precious people in
the story of your life. And you'll always be
together, whether you're near or apart.

Together, you have shared some of the most
special moments two people have ever shared.
A sister is a perspective on the past, and she's
a million favorite memories that will always last.
A sister is a photograph that is one of your most
treasured possessions. She's a note that arrives on
a special day, and when there's news to share,
she's the first one you want to call. A sister is
a reminder of the blessings that come from
closeness. Sharing secrets. Disclosing dreams.
Learning about life together.

A sister is a confidante and a counselor. She's a
dear and wonderful friend, and -- in certain
ways -- something like a twin. She's a hand
within your hand; she's so often the only one
who really understands. A sister is honesty and
trust enfolded with love. She's sometimes the
only person who sees the horizon from your
point of view, and she helps you to see things
more clearly. She is a helper and a guide, and
she is a feeling, deep inside, that makes you
wonder what you would ever do without her.

What is a sister? She's someone more special
than words; someone beautiful and unique.
And in so many ways, there is no one who
is loved so dearly.
     
-Poem by Douglas Pagels

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Thank you for holding my hand...

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Come fly with me.....
Current mood: weird
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural

I sit here feeling crappy, head is all stuffed up. I want my mommy of course. When ever I'm sick I want my mommy. Is that a normal thing? Who knows. I just feel terrible and want someone to take care of me, bleh.
This brings back so many memories as a child, when any of us got sick. My mom would put out fresh sheets and a clean pillow on the couch and we would get a tv tray with some hot tea and cinnamon toast. There is nothing better than hot tea and cinnamon toast when you are sick, especially if someone else makes it for you.

The tv is on, but the cable just blew. Nice white snow now. Which brings me to another subject. My neighbor bragging how he just got cable and how much better and faster it is than dsl. A smile appears, because he almost had me convinced to switch until today when the 50mph winds just wacked his internet and here I sit snuggled up to my cup of tea, still connected heh.

Course now I'm sure someone up there just heard my giggle and will now blow a little hard and poof will go the power. Which reminds me, to go up and save this before it disappears before my fingertips.

Cold medicines are a wonderful invention. Not only can you get higher than a kite, but you can feel happy while you feel like crap at the same time. Vicks can become an interesting item after you have taken so many cold remedies that you are out of your mind. Try putting it behind your ears and between your eyebrows. Gives you some interesting sensations. Talk about head buzz. I think I have a vicks fetish, I'm not sure. Funny when your sick the things you think of, and when you go to sleep the weird dreams you have. I don't even dream, well maybe I just don't remember my dreams. But when I'm sick I have the most bizarre dreams ever.

When I was a child I used to dream that dinosaurs came to school and ate the school, or I was back in the cowboy and indian days and I would get shot by an arrow. Don't ask me, I don't even like westerns.

Ok, I think I'm done rambling and need more vicks....


Toodles....


Disclaimer:  This blog isn't supposed to make any sense. I just needed something to do and this is pretty much all I'm capable of at the moment... 

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Google getting sued.... (now that myspace let me fix it)
Current mood: amused
Category: News and Politics

NEW YORK (AFP) - US entertainment giant Viacom on Tuesday launched a billion-dollar lawsuit against Google and its affiliate YouTube, accusing the video-sharing website of "massive" copyright infringement.

Google said it was confident the courts would take its side against Viacom, whose empire includes many youth-oriented networks like MTV and VH1 along with the Paramount and DreamWorks movie studios.

Viacom said YouTube had "built a lucrative business out of exploiting the devotion of fans to others' creative works in order to enrich itself and its corporate parent Google."

"Their business model, which is based on building traffic and selling advertising off of unlicensed content, is clearly illegal and is in obvious conflict with copyright laws," the firm said in a statement.

Google, however, said YouTube "offers real opportunities to rights holders" by letting them interact with users, promote their content to a "young and growing audience" and tap into the online advertising market.

"We will certainly not let this suit become a distraction to the continuing growth and strong performance of YouTube and its ability to attract more users, more traffic and build a stronger community," the Internet giant said.

Viacom filed suit in a New York district court accusing YouTube and Google of "massive intentional copyright infringement."

The suit seeks more than one billion dollars in damages, plus an injunction prohibiting Google and YouTube from further copyright infringement.

It alleges that almost 160,000 unauthorized clips of Viacom's programming have been available on the website, which has attracted millions of followers during its two-year existence.

Last month, YouTube said it would remove more than 100,000 highlights of Viacom television programs after a promised copyright protection system was not installed on the website.

YouTube has stepped up its efforts to remove copyrighted material, and to tie up with entertainment providers, since it was taken over by Google for 1.65 billion dollars in November.

The website says it has concluded more than 1,000 partnerships with content providers, including heavyweight broadcasters the BBC, NBC, CBS and Fox.

Viacom, however, said it had no choice but to sue after "a great deal of unproductive negotiation" failed to curtail YouTube's "unlawful business model."

"There is no question that YouTube and Google are continuing to take the fruit of our efforts without permission and destroying enormous value in the process."

The Viacom stable also includes Nickelodeon, Comedy Central and more than 130 other television networks around the world, plus an array of websites.

The lawsuit comes a week after software giant Microsoft launched a stinging attack on Google, accusing its Internet rival of riding roughshod over copyright in a rush to grab potentially lucrative content for free.

Agence France-Presse has sued Google in both France and the United States, alleging the Internet search engine includes the agency's headlines, news summaries and photographs without permission on its "Google News" portal.

Last month, a court in Belgium found against Google in a precedent-setting copyright case brought by Belgian newspapers.

Info-Tech analyst Carmi Levy said that such lawsuits will proliferate until content providers and Internet outlets like Google can agree on a new copyright model for the digital age.

"So far, there is no one model that makes anyone happy. So we'll continue to see more lawsuits like this against online content aggregators," he said.

"This process is really only at the very early stages, and it will likely get worse before it gets better."

Currently listening : Dark Side Of The Moon By Pink Floyd Release date: 25 October, 1990

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TYI!!!!!!!!!!!!
Current mood: amused
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural

I got tagged, and I don't usually like being tagged, but the lil minx that tagged me is a very cool minx. So here ya go yumi

First you must pimp your bitch that tagged your sorry ass and say some nice shit about them. 

Next answer these 5 questions listed below and provide their linkage of  7 sorry souls you take along, meaning tag.

The questions:

1.  Out of all seven deadly sins which one can you relate the
most and why?

2.  If you were a member of your opposite sex for one day, what would you do?

3.  If you could make 1 law for the entire country what would it be?

4.  What is your biggest accomplishment in your life?

5.  What is one thing in this world you are addicted to and why?

ummm, well.....

1. Seven deadly sins huh. I had to do a lil research on this. Why,  well I've heard of them. I think I've even read the books at one time on this. But well, I was clueless to what the hell they were.
So..... Out of the 7 deadly sins, I can relate to, it would have to be Sloth. I am a major procrastinator. I never used to be. But it seems if I can put it off to the last minute anymore, I will.

2. Wow, I have always wanted a penis. I want to be able to write my name in the snow. Piss on things. Grab myself in public. And jack off and squirt everywhere haha. I just want a hard on. Laugh if you want, it's my dream. Penis envy is what I have.

3. Thats hard. There are a lot of laws I would like to see. I would like to see pot legal, but I think if I had to make only 1. It would be that every day, you had to give someone a hug and tell them you love them. I really don't think we do enough of that. Corny you might say. Think about it.

4. I started my own business a year ago and it's coming a long better than I expected.

5. Chocolate and caffiene. Sorry, those almost go together. Without chocolate and caffiene, bitch mode sets in.

Ok so for the tags. I tag the following:

Gloucester
Khal
Mike
Blumpkin
lala
M&M
Toni

Have a great week.

Currently listening : Dark Side Of The Moon By Pink Floyd Release date: 25 October, 1990

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Well Shite....
Current mood: awake
Category: Blogging

So, BigBreckBlonde says the rules of this particular game are as follows:
List five answers for the ten questions and tag ten people.

Here are the questions/answers:

1. You are forced to live in a sealed room for a year and can only watch five television shows. What do you watch?
- I don't watch tv. But maybe My name is Earl and Deal or No Deal.

2. What five newsworthy events that occurred in your lifetime have had the biggest impact on you?
-9/11
-Loma Prieta Earthquake 1989
-Assination of John Lennon
-Berlin Wall coming down/slow death of communism
-Assassination of Bobby Kennedy

3. Five worst movies you paid money to see?
-I don't go to the movies

4. Five favorite chain restaurants?
-Mimi's
-Felipes
-Olive Garden
-IHOP *as long as it isn't one in this town.
-ok so I don't eat out a lot, I can't come up with a fifth one.

5. Five non-electrical desert island items.
-water, lots and lots of bottled water
-lots and lots of wood and matches
-cooking utensils
-lotion
-books, at least 200 of them and that counts as one item, dammit. <- agrees totally on this one

6. Five celebrities you'd like to meet.
-Robin Williams
-Steven Segal
-Susan Sarandon
-Paul Newman
-Dustin Hoffman

7. Five favorite alcoholic drinks.
-JD and Coke
-Blow Job
-Margarita
-Corona
-Long Island Ice Tea

8. Your five addictions?
-cigarettes
-Caffiene
-Computers
-Chocolate
-Sex

9. Things that make you cry?
I don't cry.

10. Five questions you want the answers to?
-Why are people in such a frickin hurry to get nowhere?
-Why are some people so into drama?
-Why do we have to fight other countries wars?
-Why can't eveyone just get along and be more considerate?
-Why am I doing this damn tag?

I am supposed to tag ten people, but then I have never been one to follow any rule I didn't like so...
If anyone would like to do this tag, so be it.....


toodles 

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Ok, I'm calling on my bloggers for help
Current mood: chipper
Category: Blogging

I have a friend who is building a site here
And he needs help in ideas on how people who write blogs would like them laid out. I know I have some great writers, and I know you all hate the way this place is. It's a brand new site and still under construction.

So if you would like to be involved in the making of a place we can call home that would not have all the problems this place has, please come on over and give us some ideas.

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