the clock reads 2113
Current mood: rockin
Category: Music
I cannot wait to be in LA! I will be there for nearly a week to see Coheed and Cambria play every song they have ever recorded live!! I cant believe it!! for your consideration please visit my music page which is currently dedicated to CO&CA
Sweet Jesus, Marijuana, My Chemical Romance and Depression. Anyone got a light?
Current mood: confident
Category: Life
I like to talk to people.
Right now I'm yelling at the TV and have smoked nearly a half pack of smokes. As Im yelling at the Gov't I realize that they already have me. I crushed my cig and reflected on the irony. Fuck my life.
I like to comment on my friends status and moods. A myspace friend of mine had the status, "just wants to go home, but home doesn't exist" "Lonely" Below is my response to her and to all of you who are lonely, depressed, and feel homeless.
Keep in mind for those of you who have been keeping up with the words that come from my fingers. These hands do not beat the bible. They open in hopes to find comfort and a blueprint to understanding the foundation of life and civilization. I do not judge and only hope to promote happy thoughts free of fear. The Father and the Son are the light of the world. Don't let them shoot out the light.
SO I says to her, I says,
I hate that feeling all the way man!! I lived with for years. You just gotta make God your home. Don't let people make you feel like that's Corny or wrong. The bible says two important things: That on the 6th day God made all Green Plants that have seeds for you to have as meat.
Later Jesus says not to run out and look for Christ when people tell you he is outside, the Kingdom of Heaven is in you!
So blaze it up and talk to God!
I promise you will feel better!
Feel free to text I talk to anyone who feels like there is no one.
623-210-5841
God be with us all.
PS I APPRECIATE THE PRIVATE MESSAGES BUT LET YOUR VOICES BE HEARD AND LEAVE THEM IN A COMMENT, THAT WAY WE ALL LEARN FROM EACH OTHER!
More great words to pull you through!
Think happy thoughts! Yeah!
Well let's go back to the middle of the day that starts it all I can't begin to let you know just what I'm feeling And now the red ones make me fly And the blue ones help me fall And I think I'll blow my brains against the ceiling And as the fragments of my skull begin to fall Fall on your tongue like pixie dust just think happy thoughts
[Chorus] And we'll fly home We'll fly home You and I We'll fly home
Come on!
Well now I'm back in the middle of the day that starts it all. I can't begin to let you know just what I'm feeling. And now these red ones make me fly, And the blue ones help me fall. And I think I'll blow my brains against the ceiling.
[Chorus] And we'll fly home, You and I, We'll fly home.
Now honestly that's what I said to her, what I said to her
Today is the beginning of the end of the beginning of the end. READ THIS
Current mood: betrayed
Category: Life
700 billion dollars, and on each one of them 'lies the truth'.
NOVUS ORDO SECLORUM, "a new order has begun." "a new order out of chaos"
Don't forget the words you pay with
"In God We Trust"
The words on the paper that get you by
The words that one day will surely be removed, the words that were only put there to distract you. The words that will wiped off the face of the country along with your rights, as will I for even saying this.
I deleted my original blog out of fear of what may happen. Because it is fear that controls us.
Either way I'm sure, along with many of you who don't even know, they will take me in the middle of the night. Fearful that I may be one to help lead a revolution.
Just so you know I wouldn't. I would submit. Because I know there is no way to save my life. Its not mine, it belongs to God. I will continue to train with Gods Army. Its the only Army strong enough to defeat fear.
Freedom isn't free, it comes at the price of your life. Don't believe me. One day these words will haunt you.
He's the only one we can trust! Find trust in the Son and the Father.
May God be with you in the uncertain days that follow
Like that random day in September, today we prove again that we are controlled by fear.
WAKE UP!! You continuous blasphemer!! The one you will cry out to in the days to come is the one you damn now!! God is not a convenience, God is the truth and the light. A light they are trying to shoot out.
For those of you questioning my faith and sexuality. Go to hell you judgmental fool.
Today is the beginning of the end of the beginning of the end.
Hear me, O God, as I voice my complaint; protect my life from the threat of the enemy.
Hide me from the conspiracy of the wicked, from that noisy crowd of evildoers.
They sharpen their tongues like swords and aim their words like deadly arrows.
They shoot from ambush at the innocent man; they shoot at him suddenly, without fear.
They encourage each other in evil plans, they talk about hiding their snares; they say, "Who will see them ?"
They plot injustice and say, "We have devised a perfect plan!" Surely the mind and heart of man are cunning.
But God will shoot them with arrows; suddenly they will be struck down.
He will turn their own tongues against them and bring them to ruin; all who see them will shake their heads in scorn.
All mankind will fear; they will proclaim the works of God and ponder what he has done.
Let the righteous rejoice in the LORD and take refuge in him; let all the upright in heart praise him!
Arizona Comedian Arrested After Police Stand Off
Current mood: animated
Category: Life
Yeah this time it wasnt me...
About a year and a half ago I went to do an open mic thing out in Scottsdale that doubles as a contest. Andy and I once got totally baked in his hatch back that, at the time I didnt understand why, was filled with a million different cleaning products, before the show he then lied to me and told me it was his birthday and made me buy him a beer. That was right before he tried to con me into believing that he was going to win the contest and if I just agreed to split the prize of about 60.00, if I won. he said he would give me half since he was going to win anyways if I would just agree. I refused, he got me with the beer and I knew I was getting paid that night, and I won. That was the last time I saw him. Until last week...
I will pray for you Andy...
Sex, revenge tied to Scottsdale standoff The Arizona Republic
SCOTTSDALE - A home burglary that led to a police standoff with four suspects started as a revenge-for-sex act, police say.
One suspect, Michael Andrew Slye, 30, of Mesa, told police the four robbed a home Monday in the 7900 block of East Palm Lane in retaliation for sexual relations that another suspect, Karen Deann Anderson, 29, of Scottsdale, had with a man who lived in the house, police said. The resident was not identified.
Slye also told police he had been smoking methamphetamine for four days when he agreed to rob the house.
Slye was previously convicted for three drug-related offenses dating to 2003, according to court records. He also was convicted in 2004 for a DUI in 2003, records show.
Nicholas Miller, 29, who lives with Anderson, and Jacquelyn Michele Parker, 38, of Anthem, also were arrested in connection with the robbery.
The suspects took at least three rifles, a loaded shotgun, an air pistol, a compound hunting bow, a laptop computer, sports memorabilia and an undisclosed amount of money, police said.
Police gave this account of the incident:
The resident returned home about 11:45 a.m. to find four people loading goods from his home into a yellow Volkswagen Beetle. The suspects fled to a nearby home that they knew was vacant. There they discussed selling the stolen items.
Police found them around 12:15 p.m. with the help of another resident in the 8400 block of East Cypress Street. After the suspects hid in the attic and refused to come out, the SWAT team was called.
The SWAT team used gas munitions to remove the suspects from the house. Anderson and Slye were treated at the hospital for injuries related to their forced removal.
During the standoff, nearby Hohokam Elementary was placed on lockdown. Later, 600 students were evacuated to Coronado High School. School officials said no staff or students were harmed.
Slye and Anderson are being held without bond. Parker's bond is set at $63,000. Miller's bond information was not available.
AND STOP JUST LOOKING AT THIS DAMN BLOG!!! POSTING IS THE FEE FOR LOOKING!!
Balance this shit out for me please. Comment to view ratio is ridiculous!!
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Crazy Rap
By
Afroman
Release date: 2002-01-15
I just want thank all of you for the kind messages and comments I have been receiving regarding the new page. It took a lot of work and will continue to be worked on over the next couple of weeks. little dog and I are so excited to be able to give you something new! You guys have been so supportive through the good and the bad.
Thats why I made sure that my myspace was more your space. I have a section there just for you when you get bored. Like now, cause why else would you be reading my blog? seriously I know you guys look. By the way the first hour of my launch I got over 50 new views on the profile and 21 blog hits since it went up. now thats not tearing down walls or anything but it lets me know you are still there.
sooooo to award the broken hearted I have recorded my first comedy album, "My dog made me do it" Its over an hour of material you have never heard. It comes out Nov 1st it will be available on itunes, rhapsody, and amzon.com you can also buy the actually cd if you want more than what the download offers. It was recorded in one of the best places in the universe, and I felt right at home. Thank you so much to the kind people of Titan and I will be back again... thank you whoever you all are, the ones that dont write, I know youre looking and thats cool too. Just be sure to pass me on to your friends. Who couldnt use a laugh right now? alright got to go...crap attack!
xoxo
el tbird
Currently
listening
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Live At Stubbs
By
Matisyahu
Release date: 2005-08-23
DEBUT COMEDY ALBUM OUT NOV 1ST, CHECK OUT MY NEW MYSPACE!
Current mood: aroused
Category: Life
****Please pass this on*****
HEY GUYS!! I know its rare but I decided to post a bulletin to let you all know that I have recorded my first comedy album, "My dog made me do it" and it will be available for download off itunes and for sale NOV 1ST.
I also have a new myspace overlay which is actually more like a website. You will find that all four pages connect. I have even have a page for those of you who are BORED! with funny videos and classic video games for you to play.
Now go! explore Lorena Torres! and please tell your friends. also tell me what you think about it! I will see you all soon! Thank you for your all your support!
xoxo
el tbird
stay tuned all pages will be updated daily! To pass on or add my promo banner to your page or friends comments please click to repost this bulletin and then copy and paste the code below! Thank you
The other night I woke up choking. I felt like someone had their hands wrapped around my neck. I couldnt stop coughing and gasping for air. I dont remember a dream. I was just sleeping and the thats how I woke up. My coughing and stumbling around woke jes and I gasped, "It felt like someone was choking me!" she responded with, "creepy" and then knocked back out. Whats weird was that day I had called my apartment complex and the phoenix police department to find out if anyone had killed themselves, or died some horrible death in my apartment. I finally made my move to do this after whatever it is crossed the line. I couldnt sleep the night before because I left the bedroom door open that leads to the hallway and all night I kept waking up with the feeling that someone was watching me. It was horrible. The shitty thing is, I didnt really find anything. Apparently the apartments are 24 years old and the police departments only went back two years for me. The apartment complex was entertained by my stories of horror in my hallway. I think that either a person killed themselves in my front bathroom or a child drowned in the tub. Im going with a homicide suicide. Shit has been wacky! I could go on, and have gone on for hours about all of the crazy shit that has gone on in this apartment since we moved here in november. Tell me your creepy stories and then i will tell you all mine. Feel free to message me privately. I dont like leave blog comments either unless its Tuesday. Taco Tuesday always gets me amped up!
HELP! My girlfriend swells up like mrs puff!
Current mood: awake
Category: Life
thanks for all the messages and for the comments regarding Jes. she has a blog up with pictures of her swellings. I think this is something to see! I hope you feel better babe! check it out. shes my number one. show her some love and drop her a line.
whos screwed you harder? your friends or family?
Current mood: betrayed
Category: Friends
Hi how is everyone. I guess I was right. You are reading. Why thank you! SO... I finally fixed my back door. It was hard to open so I lubed it up and now it just slides!! What a relief it was so hard to do things without being able to go in and out. There was so much friction that I thought the house might catch fire. Now jes has no excuses! she has to do the laundry, she said if i fixed that patio door she would do more laundry. you better!
I just ate some frosted mini wheats. they were delicious.
as you can tell by my default picture I have been pretty lazy. I learned i could grow chops in the seventh grade when I had to come home crying asking my mother who Freddy fender was because the kids wouldnt stop calling me that. Mrs. Boyle started it and I retaliated by letting down my pony tail and going to school the next day in a sun dress. like my dad used to say, "you never forget a fat kid that looks like that other retarded fat kid off the tv, thats wearin' a dress!" He was right. the other day I went to wal mart and I told myself to clean up because I could just feel that I was going to run into someone I knew. Just as I was leaving the store for the car I heard it..."Lorena Flores, you mom is at the customer service desk" I thought "no way!! How did that bitch find me here? I havent seen my mom since she and my husband ran off together." well about a half hour after I had broken all my eggs jes told me that it was flores not torres. There was a lot of egg on my face. literally. I had slammed them against my forehead in a fit of rage. I cant stand my mother. she steals all my friends. and when she and I were in second grade she told jamie wallece that I had lice. bitch. I deserved to be at that slummer party too mom! she was my friend first!!
ps i hate you too proper grammar.
who has screwed you over harder? friends or family.
fell free to message if you dont want to comment. I know who you are.
Currently
listening
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Prince
By
Prince
Release date: 1990-10-25
Jes and I just wanted to say...
Current mood: awake
Category: Life
I always type so much in this box, just to highlight and delete it.
Sorry I never did an update. Jes and I have been working together to bring all of jes pictures and artwork to the net. Jes has been sick for years with mysterious ailment that cause her to swell randomly through out her body, It is quite debilitating. we thought the cancer would have something to do with this so needless to say with the removal of jes cancer came high anticipation that the swellings would end. Its been months and now jes is to the point where she is cancer free, Praise God, but shes outta work because she has been so swollen. Jes is still going and getting blood test to keep her track of her levels and the body scan came back negative. We appreciate all your kind words and prayers. right back at ya! sorry again for taking so long and for not writing a lot of people back. check my myspace on my phone and it takes forever to load and send out. I hope you are all doing well and you are in our thoughts as well.
rockin
confident
betrayed
animated
awake
