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Tuesday, March 18, 2008
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Friday, March 14, 2008
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Jokes
I’m in the process of switching computers, so I may not have any new stories until Monday. Here’s a few jokes from an old joke book.
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"It was terrible, Mother," complained the cute teenage girl. "I had to change my seat four times at the movies."
"Some man started bothering you?" asked her mother.
"Yes," said the girl. "Finally."
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The boss had listened in sympathetic silence as Sylvester went through the reasons why he needed, and felt he deserved, a raise. Then, with a benevolent smile, he patted the younger man on the shoulder. "Yes, Sylvester," he said kindly, "I know you can’t get married on the salary I’m paying you -- and someday you’ll thank me for it."
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The meek little bank clerk had his suspicions. One day he left work early and, sure enough, at home he found a strange hat and umbrella in the hallway and his wife was on the couch in the living room in the arms of another man. Wild for revenge, the husband picked up the man’s umbrella and snapped it in two across his knee.
"There!" he exclaimed. "Now I hope it rains!"
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"Yes, you heard correctly," said Phillip rather pensively to the cute waitress. "My wife has run off with my very best friend."
"Oh, I’m terribly sorry, sir," said she. "I suppose he was a handsome scoundrel?"
"I don’t really know," said Phillip brightly. "I’ve never met the chap."
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Thursday, March 13, 2008
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008
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Horse Challenges Cow For Vegetarian Party Nomination
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008
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Monday, March 10, 2008
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Sunday, March 09, 2008
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Wednesday, March 05, 2008
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Tuesday, March 04, 2008
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Monday, March 03, 2008
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