Stoner Etiquette
Current mood: cheerful
Category: Life

The following are some rules that us Stoners might already know but maybe have forgotten. Definitely rules to Toke by.

Enjoy!

1. Thou shalt not turn down a smoke. This is a definitive rule to live by. (Unless very good reason like driving, working, etc..)

2. The person who rolls the joint (no matter whose pot it is) lights it up and gets the first hit, unless it is a big group and someone always gets left with the roach, next time give them the first toke.

3. If someone rolls a nice joint, and if it is appropriate, give them a compliment.

4. It is never cool to bogart the bowl, even if it IS your weed.

5. If someone is too uncoordinated to light the bowl, they must relinquish the bowl to a more capable person.

6. When it is your turn, take a hit and pass it on. Don't sit there and keep people waiting for a hit while you chat.

7. If you smoke with someone in your house, you should let them eat some of the food you have lying around. Munchies happen, don't be cheap with your food.

8. If someone does offer you food, don't pig out on it. They had to buy it and most people have better uses for their money. (Like buying more pot).

9. If someone asks for a sip of your drink, you should give them one. (Cotton mouth is no fun).

10. Converse of the above, if you ask for a sip, don't take a large gulp and leave them without.

11. If smoking a joint don't duck-ass the J. (Don't put it in your mouth and get it all sopping wet.)

12. If smoking from a bong and there's not enough in the bowl for another hit, you should save the smoke for the next person. Don't vent the carb and take it for yourself.

13. NEVER, REPEAT NEVER bitch about someone's pot being no good. If you don't like it, don't smoke it!

14. If a friend gets you high, return the favor. It's good karma.

15. If you buy weed from a friend or a friend of a friend, it is polite to smoke some with them, to show you are not the 'old bill' etc...

16. If a person passes on one round, do not assume they are passing on the next.

17. It is very impolite to hand someone an empty bowl without, at least, notifying them of it's status.

18. The person who fills the bowl gets first hits. It doesn't matter whose bowl it is.

19. Always thank a person who gets you high. ALWAYS!! It makes it all worthwhile for the person who got you like that.

20. If you are smoking with two other people and are in the middle, you don't get a hit every time the joint passes you. Be fair.

21. When using a bong, don't dribble down the tube.

22. Again, when using the bong, don't blow out the ashes.

23. Never go to someone's house expecting them to smoke you out.

24. If you spill the bong, then you clean it up. (Don't forget to refill the water/ice).

25. Do not be a bogart!

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MySpace STDs- How to Delete them
Current mood: happy

Ok, so incase you need some help trying to Zap those doggone spam messages, here's some helpful info.

First- The Nathin Virus

changing your password wont help!!! the only way to stop is if you guys should stop going to other people's profiles for a while thats what cauese the virus to spread! so just stop for a while if you want to keep your myspace profile. This virus is built to infect those brows profiles..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

The virus is labled "NATHIN", or maybe this is the hackers name.

He dosent hack your profile just to spam others,

he hacks it to hack others,

think of it like this,

he infested himself and others fall into his trap

one

one one one one

oneoneoneoneoenoenoenoeneoneoenoeneoen

and so on untill he has so many myspaces,

how can you tell your friends or if you have this hack?

Go look in your edit profile section

Look  under the heros section and if you see

 "But most of all nathan is my hero"

you have been hacked,

delete that and look for a code that says java script in it,

This will be in you "MOVIE" section as well as your "ABOUT ME"

delete it,

I know most of you build yor profile in your about me section,so scroll to the very bottom and look for a code.

it will have a code with the list of

Home

Browse

Search

Invite

and so on,

delete that too,

its how he gets more profiles,

another thing

if you go onto someones page,

and a pop up pops up

exit it fast as possible,

and change your password,

and aslo check for the signs

repost this and tell everyone if you truly care for your myspace account and that of your freinds.

how to get rid of it

Okay, there has been a extreme hacker going around,

1. get some paprer, and everytime you sign out change your password, and write it on that sheet so you dont forget,

also dont click the "home" button. click back!!

& dont go to other myspace account that have the virus, thats how you get the virus. Please, my freinds.....stop browsing profiles for a few days until we can elimanate NATHIN

for those who usually don't approve comments, you're definitely open to receiving ^{DOOFUS SPAM COMMENTS} such as this one below:

<sub>"I'm sure you've always wanted to know who's been looking at your Myspace profile, maybe someone that likes you, maybe a stalker, well now finally the one and only real 100 percent working profile tracking method is released, it doesn't just track people who have it, it tracks ANYONE, and EVERYONE who looks at your profile.

Click here and get the tracker now "</sub>



Familiar? Haha, well if you got that comment and want to delete it but can't, (serves you right for not approving comments first, hehe) I've the solution!

Well right after the part that says "...Click here and get the tracker now", there is this white box, and the delete button right next to it right? Which you click on but nothing happens hoping it gets trashed. Which of course, does not.

Frustrating? Definitely. You know I can actually get straight to the point, but its fun writing this shit.

But enough with the essay.

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HOW TO DELETE ^{DOOFUS SPAM COMMENTS} by Sue Anna Joe

STEP 1

On your profile page, click on View/Edit All which is placed next to Displaying 49 of 13273 comments. Which you can see in the image below.



STEP 2

Go to the comment BEFORE or AFTER the ^{DOOFUS SPAM COMMENTS} you want to delete. Roll over the Delete My Comment with your cursor, and you will see a link at the bottom of your internet browser, that will show a link that starts off with javascript.

In this example, I'm picking the comment before the ^{DOOFUS SPAM COMMENTS} i want to delete.



Next, you have to copy the link:

+ MOZILLA FIREFOX USERS

Right click and Copy Link Location

+ INTERNET EXPLORER USERS

Right click and Copy Shortcut

STEP 3
(Follow these instructions very carefully.)

Important : Understand that comments on your profile page is arranged from number 00 to 49.

3.1 Paste the link you copied in your browser.

3.2 REMEMBER TO change the number in between commentRepeater$ctl14$deleteLinkButton to the number BEFORE or AFTER 14, which will be 13 or 15.

In this example the number chosen will be 13 because the ^{DOOFUS SPAM COMMENTS} comes after the link I copied.



3.3 After you change the number, just press enter, and that ^{DOOFUS SPAM COMMENT} will be deleted. If you do it right that is. =]

REMEMBER TO CHANGE THE NUMBER

3.4 Repeat if necessary.

1:36 PM - 2 Comments - 6 Kudos - Add Comment

PLEASE Read if u want to be my FRIEND
Current mood: annoyed

This mainly goes out to the cool peepz who have a special someone in their life. I'm all about comments and showin luv once you become my friend. I luv 'em, I know they put a smile on my face. I recieved a couple of emails questioning my intentions and/or choice of comments and images from significant others and so I feel obligated to myself to post the following message:

1. if u are married and/or in a relationship and the other half is sensitive as to what may or may not get posted
------------------------>U CANNOT BE MY "FRIEND"
2. if the other half is going to get all pissy and start dropping bombs on me for posting shit on ur comments section
----------------------->U CANNOT BE MY "FRIEND"
3. if u and/or other half will be offended in any way shape or form as to the greeting I choose for u:Babe, hun, sweets, sweetie, etc.
----------------------->U CANNOT BE MY "FRIEND"
4. if u think ur other half is gonna get ahold of ur shit, check ur shit and then give ME shit for posting shit then
----------------------->U CANNOT BE MY "FRIEND"


I really don't have time for ANY Drama so do us both a favor and cover ur own azz. I can't help it if I want to shower u with loving comments and images. And by that, I mean images like this (which of course, the chick is NOT me...but if u want to think it is, then that's cool too :P  )

I won't be posting any nudes or stuff like that, cuz this is as close to one as it'll get.

Thank u

and for the rest of my Cool AZZ Stoner Peeps -MUCH LUV! Cuz u will get plenty from me!

Your fellow Doobster
Lil*Mary

9:23 AM - 49 Comments - 70 Kudos - Add Comment