Sleepless In Seatle
Current mood: crazy

    Wanna know what it feels like to go insane? Try working 40 hours in 5 days, quitting smoking, and having 15 hours total sleep in 5 days. It's weird. Start smoking for about a year, drink alot of booze and just relax. Then in one week quit smoking, sleeping and relaxing. It's fuckin great. The simple thing would be going to sleep right now. right? Well thats an obvious yes, way to figure it out R-tard. But newsflash, It's a fuckin friday night. You dont sleep on friday nights. saturday mornings are for sleeping... and cartoons. And imagine goin to work and dealing with retarded customers hung over, on 3 hours of sleep. You pretty much need coffee and cigarettes. But cigarettes are a fuckin no-no for some reason I dont know.

   The plus side on this.... im so tired I feel drunk almost and I didnt have a drink yet. Not only will I save money on drinks, but im gonna buy some cigarettes and breathe smoke in your mothers twat, while her breasts hang low and slap my cheeks around for halarious sound effects.....     Grow up!

p.s this video reminds me of you if you where a techno dance song.
http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/5943
                                                                
                                                             Love, Matt <3

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Video blog

Well I got news for you people. I have a video blog up in the videos section of my profile. Check that shit out. Love, Matt <3

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Peaches come from a can.
Current mood: Robotic

    Well hello, Myspace. This is the first "blog" you get from me. Little do you know I used another site to fulfill my "blogging" needs. But alas you came through and get blessed with my "blogging" words of a "blogger?"

    Well that was kinda gay, but thats what you get. For some of you that already know me I have some news for you that might make you noxious. I get my new tattoo on june 6th, It will be grand. For those of you that dont know me and want to peer into my personal life and perhaps stalk me, I have news for you too. My hair smells of coconut milk as I resently just stepped out of the shower. Was I foolishly consuming this milk and spilled it on my hair? Well no, I have purchased a new conditioner that smells of coconut milk and some other stuff. But I do love milk. That is if that milk comes from either a cow that has been mistreated or a breast of your girlfriend/mother/wife/ whatever is more upsetting to you.

    That will be all for now, as I must continue my quest to rescue princess Zelda.

                                                                   Love, Matt <3

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