Poetry? No poetry here. Poetry is a turn-off.

With that in mind here's some peoms what came out of me:

  I Fell Asleep at Your Funeral

It's snowing phosphorus late afternoonish.
An essence snifter,
nice relaxer:
Bloody Mary and Benzodiazepines
for my petite mal problem.

Curb your tired thoughts.
I need your wakefulness
(although I have crossed)
from the belly of this black shark of a car
In a game begun
by a dead man on wheels
the drivers play a customary
follow the leader.

Were you able,
you would sack the churchy creep delivering your eulogy.
Stir me when he has finished.

Who's a funeral for anyway?

New metaphors like
Self-referenced similes
So at home on line

This one achieves
its full effect after reading.
Do you not agree?

Will

In and around
a show
of interesting memes,
they meet demands of
marshmallows and bleach
like a forest
of inhalations.

See how it goes?
They know enough not to know and
Often author from the hip

i am out of YOUR mind

(Why is a sky?

Because a ground.

Make your accent a friend

for

We Will Teach You To Wash Soap

and

Brain-Wash You To Think For Yourself.

Everyday we shall encounter exactly the same thing: variety.

  [Nothing is unspeakable.

  'Tis why it is difficult to verbalize;

  (Nothing, {that} is.)

  AND: What might one learn from THIS question?

  this one, that is:

  'What can might learn from THIS question?'

  What of this one?

  I look at Myself to remember YOU.}

  In addition, you scrawled some parentheses in the hallway. No words,

  just a bunch of (, {, [, ], } and ) symbols in long sets.]

They feel much more as they do now than they did moments ago

as they are full of the observation:

FOUR OUT OF FIVE PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF THE FIFTH PERSON.

On the way to his keys, the amazement

circular remains her mouth; tracing no-no products like marketing tools

in the hands of saints

rabid with new business.

Why does everything have something to do with you?

Struggle is easy because you are out of my mind

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I reject your rejection - a letter I wrote in response to a rejection letter.

September 28, 2005

Dear MicroCineFest Curators,

Thank you for your gracious letter of September 22nd.  After careful 

consideration, I regret to inform you that Gregor Petrov is unable to accept 

your refusal to accept his short films for your 2005 festival, this winter. 

This year, Mr. Petrov has been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually

large number of rejection letters.  With such a varied and promising field

of candidates, it is impossible for him to accept all refusals. 

Despite your curator’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience 

in rejecting applicants, Gregor and I consulted, and we agreed: this particular 

rejection does not meet his needs at this time.  Therefore, my client will be 

honored to have his films in your festival this November.  We look forward 

to seeing you then. 

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,

 Max Friedenberg

Control-Alt-Delete.org (formerly High Mayhem)

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Invalid Subject line, you cannot leave the subject blank.

The time has come.

Fruit’s Ripe

No longer delay.

Anonymously famous, they made eight ways

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more naturally speaking interperets the natural

I SHOULD EXPLAIN THESE RANTS - THERE'S THIS SPEECH TO TEXT SOFTWARE I HAVE - YOU TALK, IT LISTENS AND INTERPERETS YOUR SPEECH AND "TYPES" IT FOR YOU.

IF YOU MUMBLE OR SPEAK TOO QUICKLY OR USE A SILLY ACCENT, IT DOES "INTERESTING THINGS". OK, HERE WE GO.

there’s a lot of magnesium in ordinary peanuts

because magnesium had been discovered and

many found a way to see what was in what

foods

The code of the

So I was thinking about Medicare creative process

I was thinking about met the creative process

metaphysical

meta creative process

I often begin summer rope task so meaningless task and while I'm doing I find something interesting along the way when I go down this is fork in the robust branch and bifurcating and explore that and sometimes a comeback to the task and sometimes a do not continue on the track.

I discovered this tonight I was watching myself

nobody has him out of body experience to become itself observable creates the sensation of being out of her body

we can see yourself when you can really see yourself see you can great impact you can step away from your problems need to look at them from another point if you instead of being in them payable to see you in them kneeling context of them as opposed to the context of you in them

the time the time of the insects is coming here comes above us of fact and I feel very very high

who is a Delmar Roche?

… he said he needed to take better care of himself, because he is a squirrel.

He is a squirrel.  A

mind creative process includes going down many different roads coming back cataloging a and storing, that is, archiving every little thing.

I'll eye can do his beak I haven't typed the word it what it to move planning did venue who know dogs bark well for bark will allow while

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naturally speaking interperetation

came of speech misregognition...

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NOT AGAIN

"You are what you see, because what you see is your universe.

You inhabit that universe, otherwise known as your point of view.

But you are no mere observer, you participate in your perception and create your very own set of everything.  We all have our oun "everything";  that is why everything (yours) has something to so with you.  This kind of radical subjectivism makes it tough to pin down reality, especially considering just about any aware, sentient being has their own set. Some sets never intersect; others spend nearly all of their properties within one another.  The combinations of properties from the total number of sets (no set is identical) contributes to an absolute, objective reality - some call it 'truth', which, because, the perceivers of the sets are also partipants, is in flux...permanently impermanent.

This objective reality, the sum, the TRUTH cannot be, by nature, perceived.

This is the paradox.

These owners of multiverses and their sets of sets and dynamic amalgams of awareness we call "life". 

They create countless, personal, sets of everything by interacting with their and other's universes.

The meaning of life is the creation of truth, but life can't see it, and even if we could, it would flicker and change be something entirely different at every moment.

With that in mind:

You are - your essence is - the proportion or ratio of what you are to what you appear to be.  It is much better to 1:9 than 1:244553.  The ratio

of 1:1 would be a being which was exactly what it appeared to be to any other being.

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PAY ATTENTION

Body parts, crushed by ten pound magnet falling five feet to concrete.
Current mood: pained

Important for entertainment purposes only, that is...I guess that was a
disclaimer.

I had the most fucked night. Guys, it's two something- I just got back from
the hospital, where I've had a crushed finger addressed.

That big magnet in the kitchen had been dying to leap from the wall, laden
with knives, upon my unsuspecting hand. It as it had planned, at
9:30pm,landed on my rightest most fingers, efficiently splitting one. The
knives, amazingly, had no physical effect; merely the psychological impact
of Flying Daggers. There's a new flick coming out of Mongolia this Summer,
called: Dangerous Magnet.

So my pinkie bone was mashed and severed, the fingernail removed to insert a
pin, nine sutures, and then of course the drugs. Which is where I am now.

Also, I am testing out "Dragon's Naturally Speaking", voice to text
software, which works great. I am speaking this text. TYPE:
Period...New paragraph.



If only you could have Control-Z in life. Or Histories, like in Photoshop.

Closing,

Max

Currently listening : Days We Found in the Sun By Afternoon Release date: 25 September, 2001

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How to Live on Twenty-Four Hours a Day

That's pretty much the whole joke.

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Hot questions!

So I had an insight.Two very important questions for you.Ready? That wasn't one. Did you think it was? Neither that last one ...OK, Here they are:1. What might you learn from this question?2. What about this one?OK, let me know.

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Warning! Do not try to add yourself as a friend!

Or try to post from a possible future...you will implode!

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