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Monday, September 22, 2008
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Rockiest Farmhouse and The Barn of Doom Pt.2
30.08.08
Saturday I slept most the time in Lans tent apon waking up I found we had been invaded by wasps, before this however we had traversed to the town of Wingate to purchase tabs and other things there in which we met Edwards of the Paul variety hugs and greetings were once again witnessed as we hadn't seen each other in a very long time. Speech was used to tell of reasons and happenings and such. Then farewells where exchanged as we needed to get back up to the farm… Wait! I haven't told you about Oliver and George, the gay Rottweilers and their chav sisters Britney and Paris, ahhhh how I enjoyed their company Oliver was itchin for a fight like poor George had his hands full you could hear him saying as we walked past in his incredibly camp voice " Leave it Oliver their not worth it!" good times!
So we arrived back at the camp site tired and such and I feel asleep… It seems we're back to where we were so I'll continue where I left off… The invasion of the wasps took most of our attention Lan and I had taken to shouting "RETREAT!!!!" and closing the tent flap whenever a wasp came close twas marvellous fun for a time. Later on though as the wasps became a general occurrence things settled down to the usual banter, topics turned to the delights of slugs and how they mated… So I decided to put a stop to this I began by naming a particularly annoying wasp, if I remember correctly his name was Laurence, he had a boyfriend, Laurence however was secretly gay. Then came along Mary the girl they occasionally had threesomes with and then her girlfriend. Then Marty killed them. Luckily more came. Zachariah the evil crack junky alcoholic brother of the blue eyed Jeremiah and their mother the prostitute but mastermind behind the evil Jere-Zachariah, and the Pimp father who is really just a front man of the evil schemes, Zacha-Jeremiah. Zachariah and Jeremiah had a huge fight stings and fists flying for all to see, for you see Jeremiah secretly was in league with… *Dun dun duuuuuun* Spider-Spider! The superhero if the insect world, he has powers similar to Spiderman. Spider-Spider however was just a secret identity his real name was Bob-Bob. During a rescue mission on Surtees' leg he got stuck in the leg hair and was forced to make his base there. All was going well for Spider-Spider Jeremiah had killed Zachariah, Zacka-Jeremiah was now in rehab for his alcoholism and Jere-Zachariah was without minions, but then something terrible happened during a mission to help a crack addict spider child which Zachariah had corrupted Lan killed Spider-Spider the world mourned as Jere-Zachariah took over and evil ruled the world. When questioned Lan had this to say "That spider was huge! I don't care if it was Spider-Spider or whatever it was going in the tent!" a terrible day indeed…
This however was pretty much at the end of the day and it was around this time that we headed to the barn again more general bobbing was observed as the bands played on Marty went home on the night however so I had the tent all to myself sleep was wonderful and it was soon Sunday…
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Thursday, September 18, 2008
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Rockiest Farmhouse and The Barn of Doom Pt.1
Current mood:  anxious
So the weekend… A couple of weekends ago this is lol
How can I describe such a time?
FUCKING AMAZING… I think that sums it up
29.08.08
I will begin on Friday just a normal day I was woken at half eight by the fatherly figure texting me, asking for me to be ready in an hour, I did this and it was another half an hour before he arrived… You may be wondering why he wanted me up so early, it's a Friday its scandalous to be up so early the reason was this: I was to help the older sibling move his stuff as he has now moved out for good a feat that would perplex even the hardier of army types but we did it, we got every last belonging of his into a van, that the father was conveniently driving and so we were off up to Spennymore! Or somewhere around there I'm not sure but anywho we arrived at Steven's new abode and proceeded to unload the van that once again the father was conveniently driving after this I got a call off Lan! She asked if I was going to Rock the Barn I said yes. So leaving the older one we went back after a brief stop and the Donalds of the Mac variety we were home, I got a text off Marty asking how I was getting up, I phoned him, it was decided that I should ask Surtees so I did anywho couple hours later I was crammed in the back of the tiny Saxo and off up to Marty's where thankfully I was able to get out and ride in Marty's dads car after arriving we put the tents up cracked open the beers and stood around waiting for one: the bands to start and two: Lan, Dee and a mystery woman who we suspected to be Sarah. After waiting for what seemed like days we phoned Lan asking where the hell she was! Her answer was thus… I'm waiting for Dee when she gets here we'll be off, we then asked when she was expecting Dee, her answer… "Soon, I'm going to make sandwiches bye." Soon!! That's not even a timeframe that could have been any time! So we waited again and phoned again when it seemed like it had been so long that the end of the world was around the corner. Guess what had happened… They were lost! In Murton! Where they started, oh how we despaired anywho it was now dark when the marauding trio arrived. Hugs and greeting where witnessed by all… Surtees being overly extravagant with his gestures to Lan hmmmmm. Sarah being the only competent camper among them began to erect their tent with aid of the rest of us shining torches her way… I have to say I did offer to help she refused so what can ya do? Lol. So after awhile their tent was up and we were off to see the bands. Dee taking photos the rest of us standing around bobbing like some kind of twitchy tins of milk drinks were observed about this time Marty feel "ill" lol never mind ay he went off to the tent which seemed to be a cue for the rest of us to go. Back at the tents me, Lan, Dee and Sarah decided to join a bunch of southeners under their gazebo *jazz fingers*. This was time for tequila obviously, luckily there was a very nice young lady sharing such a bottle, "Tequila! It makes meh happy!"
Around this time Lan was sat with incredibly rigid arms snogging a Welshman, drunk as we were me and Dee decided this wasn't right and proceeded to instruct Lan on the proper ways of kissing by yelling "Use ya hands Leanne!" at this point she gave me the tab she was holding and Dee the can she was holding and up went her hands to the back of his head and there they stayed. At this point… After smoking Lans tab I decided I needed a slash. On the way back I bumped into the ever eluding Callum, he told me to pull up a pue on which I sat on natures best. We began to have a crack on and such while he rolled a joint. We smoked and had a crack on Lan and Dee then came over wondering where I had gone. They were worried I'd been attacked by some sort of animal on the way to the loo. Much to their disappointment I was sat getting high something they were unable to do. Dawn was closing fast and everyone decided to go to bed… I stayed up… All night it was good to be fair I sat with the southeners and Raych a lass we had, along with the rest of her friends, befriended earlier. Fun times!
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Once More with Feeling: Singles 1996-2004
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Thursday, May 01, 2008
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Small Child Runs into My Leg... A Happy Tale of Love and Lust
Current mood:  smitten
Category: Life
Life is sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!
Oh yea! Everything is going great *nods*
Oh yea I didnt tell you guys about the Nightwish gig did I?
Two words, fucking emense!! Getting there was a bit of a shitter like lol. First of all after much discusion with the Elmer one I got a taxi up to his... £6.50 it was! Scandlious anywho when there we we're supposed to be getting a lift of the Elmers fatherly figure... Although he kinda went to bed so we we're left to make our own way there... Yikes!! We trecked round good old Wingate in search for transportation, we found shit all! We then went and begged Elmer Sister... (Stacey) for her phone in order to ring the Surtatious one to see if we could get a lift, but guess what! No go, he was through the metro centre and couldnt possibly come and help... After much weeping and condolences we decided to get a bus.
This bus driver was THE strangest person on the planet Earth Marty asked him if an all day pass would get us to Newcastle or not and the guy burst into overly expressive hand gestures and loud explainations of the tickets, exclaiming "You ride with my company!? Get 3 zone! 3 zone!"
Needless to say one was rather startled... Damn Italians! Anywho finally we got ont bus and the journey began from Peterlee we trecked for miles up to the A19 where we would have to wait for our only means of getting to Newcastle... The X10! After waiting for about 10 minutes, and my pointing out of a random guy who was obviously going to the same gig, the bus arrived! Clambering on with all day ticket in hand we nestled ourselves relatively close to the back of the top deck. Watching other passengers has to be the funniest way to travel, I was bored so I was just looking around, as ya do and I noticed this Indian guy... There was something about him I couldnt quite put my finger on but he amused me so anyway... Finally I realised what it was, he was sat half twisted round in his seat and spying on this other guy who was reading a Loaded mag lol it was so obvious that the actual guy the Indian dude was spying on kept looking over with a rather scared look in his eye.
That scene amused me for most of the journey and then we were finally in Newcastle.
Oh yea! More trecking was observed and we stumbled across a little place called Munchies!! Dont ask me why but the thing amused us alot and Marty took a picture... Talk about tourists!! Lol. So anyway as we walked the Carling Academy due into sight, and I was getting rather excited... Until I saw the queue... Man that thing was massive! It stretched from the door (obviously) all the way around the building and ended at the door... We were at the back.
After a while they started letting people in and we made our steady way round, excitment was building up for me as we neared the door... We were in! A brief hold up as we got our tickets scanned and away we went! After all the hassle and waiting and fretting we were finally here! We had reserved ourselves into the notion that we werent really going to be able to get that far front, but thank god for dim wits that go and buy drinks! After the length of the queue and everything we still got pretty close to the front, and after awhile the lights went out... Pain, the supporting band, came on and were rather mint in all honesty. After I laughed myself stupid because the bass player nutted his mic, I realised I'd missed most of it and they were going off... Oh well.
And so the thing I'd been waiting for, for over a month was about to start, I was about to see Nightwish! I must admit small sex wee's were on the cards like but I managed to contain myself. Like everyone else I screamed myself hoase when they came on, there set was awesome and I loved every minute of it! Opening with Bye Bye Beautiful was just amazing! The rest of the set which included Wishmaster, Wish I had an Angel, Last of the Wilds and oh yes! Nemo! Anette sings Nemo so well and fully justifies the song. I must admit I was rather worried that she wouldnt be able to pull it off but my god that sexy swed has one hell of a voice!
When it was over and I was all sad, we made our way out, legs like jelly and a head that felt like it had about two tonne attatched to it, but it was all worth it! In the car back to Martys I couldnt hear a thing and it was even stranger to put my head down on a pillow.
But yea that was Nightwish...
So on to other news
Life is sweet... As I already exclaimed
Im so happy right now, Im in a rather nice relationship with someone who more than rather nice ;) and Im loving every minute of it!
We met just over two weeks ago at one of Laurens shin digs and we just clicked, had an awesome night together and ever since then Ive been as happy as hell!
We started going out the Sunday after we met and things seem to be going really well.
More updates on my life as and when I can be arsed lol
Again thanks for reading
Oh and yea look it isn't actually a rant so thats a bonus lol
Ok loves and far away hugs
Later days
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Friday, April 11, 2008
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Ode to lost love
Current mood:  betrayed
Category: Writing and Poetry
Tell me to bleed
I'll ask how deep
Tell me to run
I'll run forever
Tell me to breath
I'll breath for you
Tell me to love
It's all that I do
Tell me to cry
I'll shead a tear
Tell me to dance
I'll start the fever
Tell me to live
I'll live for you
Tell me to love
It's all that I do
I am yours
Forever and more
I am yours
The one I adore
I am yours
You take me to please
I am yours
For you to release
I am yours
For you to abuse
I am yours
The one that you'll lose
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Monday, February 11, 2008
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Hate of the love veriaty
Current mood:  crushed
Why do people insist on toying with me?
Its like I'm a sport "Lets see how far we can get with Dan then we'll pay no attention anymore" it pisses me off whats worse is I dont see it happening at the time I'm an arse!
Even though I know its happening I wont do anything to stop it I know that for a fact why is that? Is it because I know its the only type of affection I'll ever get? That must be the reason I cant see it being any other reason.
Do people even realise when they treating me in this way? Is it premeditated? Or just something that happens naturally? I would love to be able to see my life from a third person perspective just so I can see what the fucks going on!
I have the best mates in the fucking world its a fact. They look after me when I'm hammered out my tree and sobbing about my fucked up life, and they give me the best advice in the world but do I follow it? Do I fuck!
They tell me exactly whats going on and I pay no attention I dont deserve them to be fair, but anywho I think Ive ranted far too long
Later days
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Saturday, January 19, 2008
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The shy tiger does not flaunt his claws
Current mood:  accomplished
Category: Life
Right ok then I havent ranted for quite a while and I do love to rant but the point is... I just plain dont need to, so anyway onwards with stories and such
Lately one has been spending muchly lots of time with the Edwards character which is rather fun with its many plot twists and humourous side quests. While in the presents of the gent I have also been pondering the mysteries of life... Not all life mind you just my life, and I came to realise that right now my life is looking pretty fecking good. Im having training for call services I know its a bit of a shitty occupation but hey! Its an occupation! Where one will get mucho more moneys than if one was to spend life on the dole. Now I have also come to realise that life at home is becoming all too unbearable, I know that to many my life at home may seem tame and almost nice but I think I might be going through some maturing stage of life, I dont know the technical terms but I think as Im 20 now it may be time to move on. Oh I still love my parents and yes I will visit and such but I also think that I need to move away to grow closer to them, if that makes sence... The reason for this is because we dont seem to talk anymore tis a shame really but these things happen sometimes, also they tend to just use me as a maid which I certainly am not. So yes I have decided to move away not far away but just so that theres some distance, I will be moving in with Mr. Edwards which Im rather excited about as he's legend.
Well thats just to fill you in on the goings on and adventures of moi
Later days
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Release date: 10 June, 2003
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Thursday, August 23, 2007
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To a Field and Back Again, A 19’s Tale
Current mood:  content
So two days in a field will, to some people, be very boring however when your with the right company its fantastic and when the entire field is full of some degree of metalhead its just down right awesome. Marty, Jobby, me, Nicole, Annalise, Roxy and Gaz in two, two man tents lol that's how you do it.
Rock The Barn is what I talk about this time my friends and no words were ever more true. Who can complain when the friends are good the music's good and of course the booze is good. There is no better crowd than my crowd, anywho on to the days
Friday going up to the field was exhausting but somehow at the end of it we all had the energy to carry on like 7 year olds again fighting with spare tent poles and drinking away the hours until the bands were to start. Night time fell fast and if the day time was fun, night time was fantastic bands booze and burger van food even when the bands finished at about 12 it wasn't time to sleep!! Ooooh no we get visited by random strangers who annoy the hell out of Jobby and Nicole it was hilarious even though I wasn't feeling my best… too much booze hehe, they proceeded to give some of us nicknames I was 19 coz I'm 19 Jobby was Symphonic haha coz he listens to symphonic black metal Annalise, 13 same reason as me and Nicole was either Symphinic's Girlfriend or 16 lol was hilarious… "We are the tent sweepers, we've come to sweep your tents!" imagine getting that at 2 in the morning, that's what we got. Well when they went I decided… in my sleep to take up half the tent and left the other 3 to find space around me… I do apologise I didn't mean to but its funny all the same. Did I mention it was pissing down when all this was happening? No? Well it was that's what made it even funnier. Anywho a soggy night soon turned into a muddy, cold but dry Saturday. After a trek back to spar… which was a good 2 mile away, to get coke. More drinking was observed my all and the action was done by them too. A lot more visits to the burger van than usual as the munchies was occurring within everyone, more visits to the "Gents Pee's-wah" as Jack Daniels does that too you and more bands and a very funny burlesque show in which Mr. Callum Armstrong was given a striptease more of the same happened that night except Callum and his crowd were up all night with a guitar and bongos singing and what not. I got very little sleep that night but do I care? NOOOOOOOOOO!! Haha was funny listening to them give the title "Wildside" to people and then have it striped from them if they didn't perform adequately, and having them randomly burst in to a song of "(insert name) is doing the dodge!" me and Marty even got our own verse as we can back from the tap after getting some water. Having a random lass suddenly start singing at you "The Strangers are doing the dodge!" has to be one of the funniest experiences you can ever have lol anyway that's pretty much everything that was funny or cool and that's how I spent my weekend hope you had a good one too :P
Later days x x x
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Singles
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Release date: 02 November, 2004
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Saturday, July 28, 2007
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NOT MY DAUGHTER, BITCH
HAHAHA just finished Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows wooooooooo fucking mint, its just a great book with twists and action and packed into every page god only hopes that when they make the movie they do it full justice.
Heh "NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH." haha Mrs Weasleys class, wont spoil it for those who care but if your still busy reading it, its a great ending. And if you arent reading it you really should.
But yea a was bored so thought I'd write in here tell everyone where I've been for the last three days.
Anywho. Later Days xx
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Box Car Racer
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Release date: 21 May, 2002
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Wednesday, July 25, 2007
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Bastard Relationships!!
Current mood:  pissed off
Category: Life
Fuck sake try and talk to people and patch things up and what do you get? A fuck off Jesus Christ its the last time she gets any recongnition from me she can go rot in the hell hole shes made for herself, am sure she'll be very happy! Not!
Anywho let me fill you in lol Its summer and I've finished college at last! I miss it so much now and I really want to go back coz the people there although annoying most of the time are great and I cant believe I've left them but anywho back to my rant
On the last day we had a little party type thing was all fun and everything but someone wasnt there... Sara had desided that she had to be invited to the last day and went all moody with us anyway I've heard nothing from her all summer so I desided to text her, oh I got a reply yea but as soon as I try and have a little joke on thats it her precious "fieace" gets all deffensive and tells me to fuck off and then she mysterously starts running outa credit, yea right!! Well Im through they can have their little farce of a relationship and each other coz im done!! I cant be arsed anymore, and when it goes all badly coz it will she better not come running back to me coz I'll tell her where to stick it grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr fucking stupid relationships!! Why do people let them come between them and their friends? Coz at the end of the day you always have your friends but you never know when the relationship will end...
But there I'm done another rant over how is everyone? Hope ya'll ok :)
Later Days
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Discovery
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Release date: 13 March, 2001
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Thursday, June 07, 2007
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Pure bordom thats all it is
Current mood: crushed
Girlfriend Application
Whats your:
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Height
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Favourite Bands
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Smoke?
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Why are you applying?
Write one special thing about you
Write one special thing about me
Your favourite body part
If we were on a date where would we go?
Do you like hugs?
Kisses?
More? (Please specify)
What are your best qualities?
Do you love me?
If we could live anywhere where would we live?
Could you trust me with a secret?
What floats your boat?
What do you think floats my boat?
How long have we known each other?
How well do you know me?
Do you cheat?
Anything else you want to say?
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