Making an official announcement here on the blog de la Michelle Fatale....
It's official! My very first feature film entitled "Siren Lake" is a go! Plot details to come. If you folks are available in Oct. for Modesto CA's SHOCKERFEST convention and film fest, come on down. Joining me, my partner in crime Craig McGee, producer Diana Kyle, and Fangoria's Spooksmodel and star Shannon Lark. We'll be signing, selling DVDs of my short film "The Cleaner," Shannon will be signing and selling merch, Craig will be looking like a pimp and most likely offer to pay YOU (in cash or in a conventional BJ) to let him sign his own autograph, and Diana will be selling copies of SCREECH OF THE DECAPITATED starring Debbie Rochon and other goodies!
In addition we have word that the amazing actors Elissa Dowling and Jeff Dylan Graham are officially attached to the project. More exciting news to come over the next few weeks!
P.S. Jeff, Elissa, and Shannon (also including Diana, Craig you don't count)--- if you are having second thoughts, please let me know and I will "re-blog" to the world that you have no intention to be associated with me or my shitty excuse for filmmaking.
Sexuality is all over the place. It's beautiful, its fun, and the adult movie industry is something I'm familiar with working at various video stores, etc. Here's the deal about porn these days. You rarely EVER see a woman orgasm. And I'm not talking about the crazy squirting orgasms, but normal orgasms. You can tell when it happens in an adult film. It's beautiful and rare. Why don't we see it very much?
And why all the cum shots in the face people. Women don't like that. And why when a man comes the scene is over? What about a man working on the girl until she's done in a porno? And I've noticed there's a lot deep throating men to the point of gagging and almost voming. Puke on your dick is not hot guys. What is going on in this country.
Maybe I should get into the industry and revolutionize the females right to sexual gratification.
In addition to being the star of the amazing cult horror hit The Stink Of Flesh, Kurly is an actor, writer, director, producer and editor. Anyone who knows him will tell you that Kurly is dedicated to the advancement of independent cinema! For example, Kurly is the owner of Burning Paradise Video and the festival director of Tromadance New Mexico - a three day film festival held every year which focuses on indie film makers from New Mexico.
Kurly is currently promoting the release of the film GIMME SKELTER starring Elske McCain and Gunnar Hanson. Come by and listen to the man himself tomorrow night!
I was sitting in my room today, doing some work, and in the background I saw that Bastard out of Carolina was on. One Lifetime. After my Jennifer Jason Leigh wife abusing fix, up next was --- Transamerica. This is a Thelma and Louise type movie with Feliticy Huffman playing a transexual equipped with wonderful lines like this: A gentleman offers her a drink and tells her, "Come on! It'll put hair on your chest." And then she sighs and says, "Oh, I hope not...."
And then, if it couldn't get much better, a Golden Girls Marathon.
I was browsing through my usual quicksilverscreen.com forums and found a movie called "Dead Line." Hmm what's this I think, probably just the Asylum one with the same name.
Nooooooo. It was mine!! The link didn't work to the player, but is it weird to say I'm kind of flattered someone in Canada tried to bootleg my movie so people could watch it for free? Because I am!! I never see shorts on here either!
Holy shit this is funny, thank you to Stacy for sending this to me. I actually heard part of this on the radio and didn't know what it was from. Here's the backstory, and listen to this people, it's priceless!! I've actually met people like this!
The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said "give me a call." The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won't even tell you my favorite parts because i don't want to ruin anything. Just listen.
Recently we posted the phone messages that knucklehead "Dimitri" left for a girl named Olga. (I've listened to it in awe three times. The best part is the next day Gary Cooper-like high noon ultimatum.) The messages have spread on the web like influenza.
I was curious and did a little digging. It turns he is a "disgraced former doctor" named James Sears from Toronto. He calls himself "Dimitri the Lover." And the wheels are coming of the wagon quickly. His comeuppance is coming. Swift and sure.
He has been selling a "seduction manual" to losers in Toronto on how to seduce woman. And has held seminars -- at $40 bucks a pop -- to "teach" men tricks of the pick-up artist trade. Toronto newspaper The Sun wrote an expose on the guy last week.
James had his medical license stripped for "repeated sexual misconduct" sixteen years ago. His website has a radio interview where he uses the catchphrases "elegant" and "couldn't take my eyes of you" repeatedly. Just ridiculous.
Ladies, especially those of you in the Loyal 77 that read my columns, please be wary of any man that says, "You look so elegant. I just couldn't take my eyes off you." Kick that guy in the grapes.
