Best Taco Bell Stop EVER!!!

So on the way home from the bar tonight Lauren and I decided to stop at Taco Bell for some late night snackage. The first Taco Bell attempt failed miserably they closed literally like one minute prior to our arrival in the drive thru, bastards!

The second one however made up for everything. This is the conversation through the box as well as I can remember it:

Drive Thru Guy = DTG
Me = Me

DTG:  How're doing tonight?

Me: Good, Can I get a number 3 with all soft tacos and beans instead of beef (this is my usual order and almost every taco bell has screwed it up) and a Nacho cheese chicken chalupa and a Rachero chicken soft taco.

DTG: ok, ok ummm... What was the drink on that number 3

Me: uh, Sierra Mist

DTG: Oh my god!

Me and Lauren: laughing our asses off

DTG: (talking to someone else but still through the box) well they will if I give them four combos! Can you tell it's getting late? Ok wait what was with that combo?

Me: soft tacos beans instead of beef

DTG: ok and the chalupa?

Me: Chicken chalupa with Nacho cheese

DTG: ok that's (says some amount) please pull forward

Me and Lauren: more laughter as we pull up

DTG: (at window now)are you laughing at my screw ups

Me: no no man you made our night!

DTG: ok here's your soda your food will be up in a minute

We got our food and drove off only to find two blocks down the road that somehow Lauren's taco had been made with Steak instead of chicken. So I whipped a shitty and headed back to taco bell...

DTG: (different guy this time) welcome to taco bell

Me: hey sorry we were just here and somehow got a chicken ranchero taco but it was made with steak

DTG: (back to the first guy now) it's his fault he doesn't know how to read the screen

Me and Lauren: laughing more now

DTG: ok we'll fix that just pull forward

more laughter as we drive up again I don't remeber the end of the convo but we laughed more and I told the guy he made my night. He was hilarious the whole time his "oh my god" sounded like some chick from a nineties sitcom.

That's all now to eat my bean tacos and sleep!

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The boys have a home!!!

To those of you I haven't gushed about this in person to:

My sweet boys will have a home when I move, sadly not with me but that's A.O.K. because they will be with someone who loves them equally as much.

The Mandy is coming up on the 21st to take the boys to their new home with her and her roommate the other Mandy down in South Bend, IN.

I wish that they would be closer so I could visit them, but the Mandy has promised to give me kitty updates. I'm just so happy I don't have to take them to a shelter no kill or not. Tegan would not have been able to stand living in that small a space and there's no way that Sara would have been able hack it if they had ever been separated.

So Hooray and I promise I will post my furnature here and on craigslist tootsweet because if i don't I'm not gonna be able to get rid of it. It just makes me sad to lose this place but damn I need money!!

Ok now i'm rambling again like I do so that'll be about it.


That's all I got.

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My Loving Lovely back

Well here we go.... I got some interesting news at the doc the other day.

I finally went in for my back and left with the trifecta of pills muscle relaxants. vicodin, and an anti-inflamitory. Apparently along with my sciatica acting up all of the muscles in my back are spasming. So here I am laid up on my couch, and my landllord wants to show the place today so I have to vacate for a while.

The scary thing about my trip to the doctor was the fact that both the doc and the nurse kept stressing that if I lose any strength or feeling in my right leg I am to immediately go to the ER and have an MRI done. Which leads me to believe that I could lose feeling in my leg at any point and just not get it back.

Currently listening : You're Awful, I Love You By Ludo Release date: 26 February, 2008

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The things you learn about yourself when you drink
Current mood: tipsy

I learned a few important things about myself tonight. The first of which is don’t spend your day conflicted over your family gaining citenzenship at the cost of losing their home country and watching the L word and then go drink with your co-workers.

Some how I decided early on in the evening that it was a good idea for me to sexually harass all of the men that I knew at the bar. Frankly I think it was just cuz they were safe. I’m a lesbian I’m not going to get slapped for grabbing a guy’s man boob. And honestly I was a bit horny and couldn’t in clean conscience take it out on any of the women.

With the men it meant nothing. So at this time I’d like to apologise to Brian’s peck’s, A A-ron (the bird man)’s amazing vibrating ass, and john’s nipple and ass for the physical harassment they suffered. Although I might take back the apology to Brian’s man boob based on the cig burn on my wrist. LOL.

I dunno I’ve got to work tomorrow and I want to still be on vacation....

And I NEED TO GET LAID!!!

So now i’m going to eat my Webb’s pancakes, watch robot chicken and go to bed.

J

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things I’ve run out of / The day is set

Well folks, it’s finally done. I’ve finally been hit by the you’re living beyond your means spoon hard enough.


These are the things I ran out of at work last night:

Pink Ladies
Navels
D’anjous
Patience
Strength in my shoulders and back
Time
Energy
and
what I ran out of this morning
Money!


This is amazing, my life just doesn’t work so well.

So today I am left sitting at my apartment back still in pain, just kind of feeling at a loss.

The date is set though I have a month and a half to clean out my apartment pack and move back to my mother’s house. May 1st I’m out of here. I’m going to be selling off some of my stuff because I don’t have space to store it there. So if there’s something in my apartment that you like ask me I might just be selling it off.

Yeah so there it is my life turned upside down and I’ll be living in the boondocks again. But hopefully that means I’ll be able to pay my debts off and shit. Cuz I’ll only be paying my mom half of what I’m paying in rent alone here for rent, utilities, and food.

All I can say is wish me luck and feel free to offer me help cuz I’ll need it.

Also because I’m moving home I have to get rid of my beloved boys, so if you know anyone who wants to take care of two sweet boy cats please let me know.

J

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Words
Current mood: contemplative

These are words that I wish could be words for a someone

I wish these words could be things that I cannot find the words to say out loud

I wish that just once I could get my fairytale

Clearly though we all know movies and fairy tales aren't real

Things happen how they happen

All I can hope to do is simply enjoy what I get when I get the chance to have it

That and that alone is what I've got because no matter what the future holds the present is where I have to live.

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Some days
Current mood: anxious

You know there are always those times where you want for something so bad that you actually get it. But it never comes the way you expect it to. So sometimes you get what you want but you don't actually get them until you wait the time that you didn't want to wait to begin with.


Ok I wrote all that then I read it now I think I've confused myself. But that's ok it's been a long day and it's only 6pm. Just wish I could get all the lovins and attention that I'm in need of right about now.

Also I need to get my shit together.


That is all.

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A Harem
Current mood: angsty

So yesterday John and I were at the grocery store seriously talking about the merits and flaws about marrying each other for the tax breaks and the easy out from commitment style relationships with women. Well mid conversation this girl runs up to john shoves him and yells, "wanna fight?"

To anyonewho knows John an episode like this is not surprising. The part that got me thinking was this next part. The girl, whom I've now realized is our friend Carla, throws her arm over my shoulder, turns to the guy she's shopping with (obviously her boyfriend) and says, "That's John and this is my girlfriend"

I just smile like I do and the conversation moves on. But my brain doesn't. It has suddenly dawned on me that in this world I have a harem of incredibly hot women. And I mean that incredibly hot. Just look at Slayer's pics of new years it's me and a bunch of hot drunk girls over and over again.

Then there's the downside....

I have a million girlfriends and all of them are hot, wonderful women who also happen to be straight. And most of them have boyfriends so I don't even have the option to do naughty things that I have too much honor to do.

So tell me folks what is a lesbian who has a million straight girlfriends and can't find a lesbian girl who will date her, to do?

Also my grammar in this post will probably drive Allie Bella up a freaking wall.

Currently listening : Make Up the Breakdown By Hot Hot Heat Release date: 08 October, 2002

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All you need to know about my christmas

Larms Anderson, winnie the shit, ash holes, peas and a soapy flexible head.

You will not understand this it's ok, my family is just crazy ask me about the year of the farting door stop sometime.

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Not Alone

Well last night I was sent home early from work. So I texted a bunch of my friends to see who was out there so that I didn't have to be alone. After only getting a couple of reaponses I decided to go home. I couldn't stomach being alone, so I drove to John's work and sat there with him for seven hours. Literally I left my work four hours early to spend John's entire shift with him short of one hour.

It's times like these when I start to think about how much I try to help everyone I know, how I'm always willing to take a call at three am or run out somewhere at anytime. And I wonder why it is that I end up sitting with John at his work with Allie working for me at my work.

I'm sorry to bitch but it just makes me feel that much more alone when I'm already depressed it's like a kick you while your down thing.

That's all I've got,
Kenny

P.S. I'm staring down the barrel of two and a half days off as of 5pm today so while I realize that my breakdown is bad timing for my friends who are still in school but any attempt to contact me would be fabulous.

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