The SWIFT SKIRTING of Gov. Palin ENDS RIGHT HERE! I take on the LYING LIARS!
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Okay, the gloves are off, folks. No more Mr. Nice Rochester Guy! All bets are off. All liberals, friend and foe (and I hope more of you are my friends than foe, honestly) better take a note tablet and number 2 graphite pencil and write this sucker down: I am coming to counter ALL of your lies, deceit, mockery and untruths about Governor Sarah Palin of Alaska, vice presidential nominee under John McCain.

I know that YOU know that YOUR candidate, Barack Obamasshole® and Joe Hair Plugs Biden, sucks like Jenna Jameson in a VIVA video, but you don't want to focus on your candidate's weakness in foreign policy OR domestic policy...and YOU don't want to focus on the numerous GAFFES that YOUR pathetic candidate, Joe Biden, has made over the past few weeks. "Yes, focus on Palin! Distort her record! Make her look stupid, like we did with Dan Quayle! Make her look like a religious fanatic (while Obama was a member of Trinity, a hate filled church). If that does not work, go after her children! Lie that she banned books! Harp on "The Bridge to Nowhere"! Overemphasise "Troopergate"! Say her rallies were underestimated, size-wise!" This is what I have seen in pathetic blogs by Tex Shelters, John Blog, Simple[ton] Man, La Chica Dumbass, Ass Clown, J, Ginger, Peace Now the Hippie Dork, and other semi-literate mental cadavers from MySpace.

Firstly, as for the misquote that the foreign policy experience of Sarah Palin goes by the fact that she can see Russia from her home....I got some shocking news for you....Sarah Palin does have foreign policy experience.

How? Alaska is the first line of defense in our missile interceptor defense system. The 49th Missile Defense Battalion of the Alaska National Guard is the unit that protects the entire nation from ballistic missile attacks. It's on permanent active duty, unlike other Guard units.

As governor of Alaska, Palin is briefed on highly classified military issues, homeland security, and counterterrorism. Her exposure to classified material may rival even Biden's.

She's also the commander in chief of the Alaska State Defense Force (ASDF), a federally recognized militia incorporated into Homeland Security's counterterrorism plans.

Palin is privy to military and intelligence secrets that are vital to the entire country's defense. Given Alaska's proximity to Russia, she may have security clearances we don't even know about.

There are plenty of talks between Russia and Alaska to build a super tunnel connecting the two.

The University of Alaska has more Russian students at its campuses than any other university in the United States.

Russia and Alaska are so close, Palin has to be briefed on these recent items:

1. Russia bombers get NATO escort near Alaska: reports
2. Russian warplane exercises around Alaska have become routine in the past few months, U.S. military officials said Monday, as the former Cold War superpower steps up flights from its Arctic bases.
3. Aug. 19: Russian bombers off Alaska
4. U.S. jets escort Russian bombers off Alaska coast

As for budgetary and executive experience:

FACT: Palin was a mayor of a town with a budget of close to 13 million dollars and sported several hundred employees. She left the job still quite popular with her voters and moved on eventually to the Governor's mansion with a budget of 11 billion dollars and 15,000 employees. There she has approval ratings in the 80 percent range as we speak.

FACT: She has managed billions of dollars, fought for and managed that budget, and guided its formation through the legislature. She has also dealt with many thousands of employees.

So, let's see what our "community organizer," Barry Osama, has been up to for roughly the same number of years. Well, he had a tiny office with but a few staffers as a state senator in the Illinois state legislature and as a Senator in Congress has a budget of about 4 million dollars. He also has a staff there of less than 100 people. And he was paying his female staff members less than his male staff members...so much for his woman's rights credentials. Further, he's not had to fight for his budget among voters and the legislature, either. He was just handed it when he walked into the office on the first day.

And that is the full extent of his budgeting experience. That's it. Finis. THAT IS YOUR HERO, OBAMASSHOLE® for y'all!

More Lies about Sarah Palin COMPLETELY REFUTED!!! And, each one explained and demolished by the Rochester Guy!!!

Lies about the Bridge to Nowhere:

Links to refute all the nonsense and "factcheck.org" George Soros-funded garbage!

http://www.adn.com/sarahpalin/story/511471.html

http://gatewaypundit.blogspot.com/2008/08/latest-lib-smear-palin-was-not-against.html

• The Alaska Democratic Party credited Palin with killing the Bridge. The fact they thanked her was DELETED on the Alaska Democratic Party website, but a cache is still available on the Internet.
• Biden and Obama voted for this $223 million pork - McCain did not!
• Palin cut Alaska budget 10% (when was last time this happened?)
• Palin vetoed $499 million in last 2 years
• Earmarks - In 2007, Palin cut in half [1]
• Earmarks - In 2007, Obama $100 million, elites needed a $12 million bike path
• $3 million earmark to one of Obama's largest fundraisers, with ties to Biden's lobbyist son
• Earmarks - in 2008, Biden $300 million [1], son is lobbyist
• Earmarks - 8 years, Mayor Palin $27 million [1] (27 days for Obama)
• Earmarks - 3+ years, Obama $1 billion, $1 million a day!
• Earmarks - lifetime, McCain $ZERO

Lie- Palin Slashed spending for teen moms from $5 million dollars to $3.9 million in the Alaska state budget.

Truth- Palin actually increased by three-fold the budget for the Covenant House teen pregnancy programs. What she "cut" was the Covenant House's request for $5 million! Palin's $3.9 million was still a massive increase from the previous budget.

Lie- Palin belonged to the Alaska Independence Party, a group that wants Alaska to secede from the United States.

Truth- The Governor's political registration shows that she has been a Republican since 1982 and she has never been a member of the AIP, though he husband has in the past.

Lie- Palin wants Creationism taught in school alongside of the Theory of Evolution.

Truth- Palin has spoken in favor of open discussion in the classroom of the two competing ideas, but has never spoken for, advocated for, or tried to make a policy that would make Alaska's schools add creationism to their curriculum. Palin quote: "I don't think there should be a prohibition against debate if it comes up in class. It doesn't have to be part of the curriculum."

Lie- Palin was so mired in controversy as a mayor that she was almost recalled while mayor of Wasilla.

Truth- Only a small number of Wasilla residents supported the recall effort and the idea died stillborn.

Lie- Palin cheated on her husband with her husband's former business partner. This man had his divorce papers sealed to hide Palin's affair.

Truth- Turns out it is untrue and the reason the man wanted his divorce papers sealed is to prevent the media from intruding into his life and the life of his young son.

Lie- Palin faked her recent pregnancy to cover for an out-of-wedlock birth of her teenaged daughter.

Truth- Many eyewitnesses and photos easily debunk this story. And even if you didn't believe that, the fact that Palin's daughter is pregnant NOW makes it physically impossible that she could have had a baby earlier in the year.

Lie- Palin was a supporter of Pat Buchanan when he ran for president in 1999.

Truth- Palin actually supported Steve Forbes in 1999 and was the co-chair on his Alaska campaign.

Lie- Palin is hiding her real religion from the public. She claims to be "just" a Christian, but is really a Pentecostal.

Truth- Palin left the Pentecostal Church she belonged to in Alaska 6 years ago.

Lie- Palin wanted a long, long list of books to be banned in the Wasilla library.

Truth- Palin did ask the library about what the process might be to ban a book, but the long list of books being circulated to "prove" she wanted books banned is really a list of all the books that have been banned at one time or another over the last 100 years. In fact, as far as the Harry Potter Books on that list goes, some of them came out after Palin left the office of Mayor of Wasilla.

Lie- Palin is lying when she says she sold the state's jet plane on eBay.

Truth- Palin never said she sold the jet on ebay. She says she put it up to sell on ebay. And she did. But it didn't sell there. The state sold it in a private sale to Larry Reynolds.

There you have it folks, all in black and white, and totally supported by documentary evidence and facts.

In other words, all your doctored videos, stupidass obnoxious blogs, and asinine "Palin is dumb" comments from your psychopathic sycophants, are all BULLSHIT!

The Gibson Interview:

Andrew McCarthy takes direct aim at the left's attack on Palin's response on the Bush Doctrine, for with various understandings of the doctrine's full nature, "It was utterly reasonable for Gov. Palin to press Charlie Gibson on what Gibson meant by the Bush Doctrine."

Richard Starr concurs, indicating:

Palin was well within bounds to have asked him to be more specific. Because, as it happens, the doctrine has no universally acknowledged single meaning. Gibson himself in the past has defined the Bush Doctrine to mean "a promise that all terrorist organizations with global reach will be found, stopped and defeated" - which is remarkably close to Palin's own answer.

I note that Palin's underlying ideological foundation puts her squarely in line with our nation's tradition of international exceptionalism.

As that's a stance at odds with Palin's enemies, they'll be in full attack mode throughout the weekend distorting her record, and portraying her as a sinister force of ignorant fundamentalism. In fact, Anne Kornblut, at The Washington Post, is already smearing Governor Palin statements on al Qaeda and pre-2003 Iraq.

Palin, of course, is not claiming Saddam Hussein was behind 9/11, as William Kristol clarifies:

Here are the headline and the first two paragraphs from an article posted online that apparently will be on the front page of Friday's Washington Post:

"Palin Links Iraq to 9/11, A View Discarded by Bush" By Anne E. Kornblut 
Washington Post Staff Writer Friday, September 12, 2008; A01

FORT WAINWRIGHT, Alaska, Sept. 11 -- Gov. Sarah Palin linked the war in Iraq with the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, telling an Iraq-bound brigade of soldiers that included her son that they would "defend the innocent from the enemies who planned and carried out and rejoiced in the death of thousands of Americans."

The idea that Iraq shared responsibility with al-Qaeda for the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, once promoted by Bush administration officials, has since been rejected even by the president himself. On any other day, Palin's statement would almost certainly have drawn a sharp rebuke from Democrats, but both parties had declared a halt to partisan activities to mark Thursday's anniversary."

Kornblut's interpretation of what Palin said is either stupid or malicious. Palin is evidently saying that American soldiers are going to Iraq to defend innocent Iraqis from al Qaeda in Iraq, a group that is related to al Qaeda, which did plan and carry out the Sept. 11 attacks. It makes no sense for Kornblut to claim that Palin is arguing here that Saddam Hussein's regime carried out 9/11--obviously Palin isn't saying that our soldiers are now going over to Iraq to fight Saddam's regime. Palin isn't linking Saddam to 9/11.

The Couric  Interview:

A transcript of the unedited interview of Sarah Palin by Charles Gibson clearly shows that ABC News edited out crucial portions of the interview that showed Palin as knowledgeable or presented her answers out of context. This unedited transcript of the first of the Gibson interviews with Palin is available on radio host Mark Levin's website. 

All I have to say to Sarah Palin's Critics is SHUT UP! SIT DOWN and LISTEN, MOONBATS, AND YOU MAY LEARN SOMETHING FOR A CHANGE!

BOOKMARK THIS SITE:

http://www.fightthepalinsmears.com/

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LET'S RUMBLE, ROLLING STONE Magazine: Challenge to Matt Taibbi!
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Category: News and Politics

An Open Letter to Matt Taibbi, "journalist."

I am on fire, baby!!!

Hi, may I call you Matthew, Matt, or turdface?

Well, my patience has waned and now it has ebbed to lower than my opinion of O.J. Simpson, Sean Penn, and Michael Vick combined. You really f**ed up this time, Matt. Everybody with a rudimentary knowledge of the Queen's English realizes by ACCLAMATION that your sorry self is the worst writer on the planet, and you have only bested yourself in total suckhood with your latest profanity-laden drivel written specifically for ROLLING STONE (a magazine so irrelevant that Obama bot Jann Wenner puts more of his effort into his Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame). ROBAMA STONE magazine has always been on the left of Lenin and Marx, and written by idiots for an audience of potheads and junkies, so that kind of electronic chicken scratch is somewhat expected when you bash Republicans, and conservatives. But at least try to be somewhat truthful....you lie about the "lies" thus that makes you, Matt Taibbi, a LYING LIAR LYING ABOUT NON LIES! Say that sucker three times fast! 

The Taibbi article, called "Mad Dog Palin", was more of the same unsubstantiated, libelous garbage that I have read all over the Internet and frequently regurgitated in barely noticeable variations, but all showing a common thread: SMEAR. The theme is, people will only vote for the relatable candidate, they won't think deeper then the Candidate telling them what they want to hear. So how is that different from the liberals (oh I am sorry, I mean, Progressives?) It is like Matt Taibbi needs a head shrink to explain "Projecting" to him, there are many names for this mirroring. Matt Taibbi, attacking in the person of Sarah Palin, what the subject hates so much in themselves. That is what is behind all the Derangement Syndromes anyway, Bush, Palin ... the person hates what he recognizes in himself but won't recognize. In the East, they teach that the Ying and Yang have to be in tension with each other, when one is out of whack you get this kind of "irrational behavior" in the case of the Progressives, it is like mass hysteria. Well they have been drinking from the same poisoned well for years. If liberals aka Progressives ran Zoos, they would be the ones throwing their own poop at the visitors. 

Pretty sad, Matt.

This has been coming for a while, my little WARNING and MESSAGE and OFFER to your lame ass. As the designated character assassin for Rolling Stone you ought to know the heart of your enemy better. It's surprising that you don't, asshole.

You have poured out so much invective against the Republican Party over the past two years with your third grader rants that apparently you don't actually see them any more. What you see is a caricature which your limited talent has created and now apparently believe. You cheer-lead for yourself more than David Lee Roth at a pre-concert press conference. Granted, your "job" is not really to talk about reality, if you analyze it a bit. You are paid by your devil's-horned boss Jann Wenner to spit hell-fire, and it shows pretty well in your style and points. The problem is that this sort of writing...as amusing as it is to read...actually damages your own party and ideology. But you are either too damned stupid or too f**ing ignorant in your own glass house to realize it, even though it is biting your ass so hard your colon needed a crown.

The Democratic Party, so lazy in their defining of Obamasshole, realize they have a turkey of a candidate, and have to instead spent so much of their valuable pre-election day time painting the Republicans as Nazis, KKK members and slack-jawed religious fanatics that it honestly surprises them when they CONSISTENLY lose national elections to the GOP. Why in the Hell are so many people voting for these guys? (Hint: People listen to the things you say and they don't trust you.)

Apparently, Rolling Stone under the resourceful eye of Obamasshole lover Jann Wenner and kamikaze neophyte writer Matt Taibbi is ramping up its "Dry Hump for Obama" efforts to prop up their sinking candidate. According to a Michelle Malkin posting, Rolling Stone's Matt Taibbi has belched forth an offal-laden "article" entitled "The Lies of Sarah Palin." Simply stated, it's nothing more than a low-blow, low BROW "ad-hominem" attack, which is in fact one of the lowest forms of ..not that I on occasion will refrain from name-calling on my own blogs, but you all know I avoid those inclination for the most part). The rub here is this particular edition of the "magazine" is being distributed to non-subscribers. You can read the full Monty here, but the bottom line is: should you receive a copy, write "REFUSED" across the front of it in LARGE letters and place it in the nearest U.S. Postal unit, including your own mailbox. It will be returned to the sender who will also be charged for the return postage.

TROOPS! THIS MEANS WAR! I AM DECLARING UNILATERAL WAR AGAINST ROLLING STONE AND IN PARTICULAR, JANN WENNER AND MATT TAIBBI. IT IS TOO LATE FOR THE U.N. AND TOO LATE FOR CONDOLEEZA RICE.

As some of you know, the fishwrapper Rolling Stone is published by the same jackass that publishes Us Weekly magazine. You know, the same Us magazine that recently put Sarah Palin on the front cover with the words "Babies, Lies & Scandal" to try to smear her....right after they publish a fawning piece on Barack and Michelle Obama.

Did anyone see Meghan Kelley of FOX News kick the editor square in his stones with a devastating interview with the Senior Editor Bradley Jacobs. Idiot Jacobs was confronted about this bullshit smear and the article content was quite telling. He tried to claim that they weren't trying to smear her, that they were just talking about others trying to lie about her... he was stammering like Mel Tillis and squirming like a bully confronted by a smarter, tougher, kid...and poor Braddy vainly tried to spin it that way, along with the rest of the hit piece article. I thought he was a complete scum... not exactly a teller of truth.

Sorry to be so frank, dear readers, but for the most part, the far left are vile, nasty, cowardly little jerk-off pansies, akin to puss-filled canker sores on society.

Palin was actually criticized for being a serial baby maker in the Taibbi piece. Oh my, I guess motherhood is the oldest profession now! What a lot of nerve that Rustic "hick" Alaskan, has for running for Public Office in a Free Country. Drive the libtards 'em crazy, Ms. Sarah, it's working.Wow. That's beyond the typical vitriol. And what is Taibbi's problem with Palin's enjoyment of her marriage? I guess it's just not "cosmopolitan" enough for Taibbi's limp wristed San Francisco tastes. She should be bored and jaded with her husband to impress the lefty psycho ward.

But what do you expect expect this kind of shit journalism from the likes of Rolling Shit? Heck, I would even wrap mullet or line bird cages with Rolling Shit. Rolling Shit, if you want me to tell you the God's honest truth, is not even worthy to line the cages at the Westminster Dog Show or Rosie O'Donnell's outhouse.

Rolling Shit is for the vermin of America; the Daily KOS, Huffington Post, democraticunderground.com, the lefty pothead radicals who cream in their pants when they read Noam Chomsky, who get che tattoed on their left buttocks or their crotch, and who are dying to perform fellatio on Obamasshole. Taibbi and his ilk are a really sick collection of whitened crusty cow patties, stinking in the midday sun.

BUT ON TO THE ARTICLE:

This is an excerpt from the hit piece on Gov. Sarah Palin:

Palin is a symbol of everything that is wrong with the modern United States. As a representative of our political system, she's a new low in reptilian villainy, the ultimate cynical masterwork of puppeteers like Karl Rove. But more than that, she is a horrifying symbol of how little we ask for in return for the total surrender of our political power. Not only is Sarah Palin a fraud, she's the tawdriest, most half-assed fraud imaginable, 20 floors below the lowest common denominator, a character too dumb even for daytime TV — and this country is going to eat her up, cheering her every step of the way. All because most Americans no longer have the base energy to do anything but lie back and allow ourselves to be jacked off by the calculating thieves who run this grasping consumer paradise we call a nation…

…She appeared to be completely without shame and utterly full of shit, awing a room full of hardened reporters with her sickly-sweet line about the high-school-flame-turned-hubby who "five children later," is "still my guy." It was like watching Gidget address the Reichstag.

Karl Rove, dumb, tawdry, fraud ... liar liar pants on fire!!! ... wow, you are ready for the rubber room now. You at least omit one of those words when you write one of your crappy articles, to keep things new and fresh for your rabid liberal readers. It is interesting how Nazi and Hitler imagery has to be used when covering anything Republican or conservative. Godwin's Law is a hallowed piece of real estate Taibbi often visits when he cannot find anything else to say and he used the F and S word way too many times (when he rivals Scarface dialogue he thinks he is at his "best.").

First, the Rolling Shit story sub-headline says that her credentials as a reformer are 'nothing but spin'. Not true.

Example: She resigned from a commission in protest of corruption (in her own party) and helped it to be reformed. Click the underlined link for the real truth.

Taibbi the asshole also claims she abused her power to carry out personal vendettas. The 'personal vendetta' story that people tried to pin on her was regarding the official she fired who didn't fire the state trooper. Turns out, the official defied her & tried to go behind her back on a lot of issues, especially budget, and that is why he was fired. Of course, the trooper should have been fired: he threatened her family (her father) with death, tasered his 10 year old son, and was accused of drinking on the job. Click the underlined link for the truth. 

Rolling Shit only gives one side of the story, the end result is the same as lying outright.

Other lies from the article:

Rolling Stone via their drooling idiot Taibbi further tries to undermine her by stating that she's never met a foreign head of state. No one said she had. Many governors have not. Nor had Obamasshole until he went on his "world citizen" trip this summer (except Obama met France's Sarkozy once in 2006 - before he was a head of state), well into Obamasshole's Presidential campaign. Does Rolling SHIT make an issue of that? No.

Taibbi also went after Palin on oil drilling. Palin herself has stated, "Our opponents say, again and again, that drilling will not solve all of America's energy problems as if we all didn't know that already. But the fact that drilling won't solve every problem is no excuse to do nothing at all." Which means: Drilling is a short-term and necessary solution to a problem that will require a alternative long-term solution that WE DONT HAVE YET.

A quote by Palin was an answer to a question about gas prices: they asked her, "What's your best guess of the impact on prices?" And her answer was: "I beg to disagree with any candidate who would say we can't drill our way out of our problem or that more supply won't ultimately affect prices. Of course it will affect prices. Energy is a global market..."

How is this a flip-flop? How is this a myth / fact scenario? I knew that the first quote from Palin's speech and I knew the article was misrepresenting her quote for the Taibbi agenda hit piece. I had to research the second quote but it was worth it. This article is trash tabloid journalism and you should be ashamed of yourself Rolling Shit, and Matt Taibbi in particular.

From the Rolling Shit article:

THE MYTH: "She took the luxury jet that was acquired by her predecessor and sold it on eBay. And made a profit!" — John McCain, at a campaign stop in Wisconsin

THE FACTS: No one bought the jet online. It was eventually sold  through an aircraft broker — at a loss to taxpayers of nearly $600,000.

The TRUTH: Okay, since

Matt Taibbi will not play fair here: 

Gov. Sarah Palin never said she sold the jet on eBay, McCAIN did, who got it wrong. And selling a used ANYTHING usually means you get less money for it. Hey TAIBBI, you bastard, Palin did NOT say she SOLD the plane on eBay. She said she put it on eBay, and she did. They later decided that the best way to get the highest price was by utilizing a broker, and they did sell it. There is no lie, unless you twist it. Only the completely brain-dead could miss this yet (probably the main reading demographic of Rolling Shit)?

MORE LIES: "Gov. Palin recently cancelled the Gravina Island Bridge near Ketchikan that would have connected the Alaska mainland with Gravina Island (population: 50)."

On Sept. 21, 2007, the State of Alaska officially abandoned the controversial project.

These comments came from an Alaska Democratic Party web page before they deleted them. But the cached copies are available all over the Internet.

The worst was his last couple of paragraphs, where he just insults America like that jerk hater that Taibbi was born to portray in the media industry:

"Here's what Sarah Palin represents: being a fat f—ing pig who pins "Country First" buttons on his man titties and chants "U-S-A! U-S-A!" at the top of his lungs while his kids live off credit cards and Saudis buy up all the mortages in Kansas."

"Here's the thing about Americans. You can send their kids off by the thousands to get their balls blown off in foreign lands for no reason at all, saddle them with billions in debt year after congressional year while they spend their winters cheerfully watching game shows and football, pull the rug out from under their mortgages, and leave them living off their credit cards and their Wal-Mart salaries while you move their jobs to China and Bangalore.

And none of it matters, so long as you remember a few months before Election Day to offer them a two-bit caricature culled from some cutting-room-floor episode of Roseanne as part of your presidential ticket. And if she's a good enough likeness of a loudmouthed Middle American archetype, as Sarah Palin is, John Q. Public will drop his giant sized bag of Doritos in gratitude, wipe the sizzlin' picante dust from his lips and rush to the booth to vote for her."

You are a piece of garbage, Taibbi. The last couple of paragraphs are beyond witty rebuttals. It shows who you are and what you stand for. And you think this article will help Barack Obamasshole and his campaign? Do you think he would say "yeah, thanks A BUNCH Matt, that will help with all those Middle America values voters who are as of yet undecided." Taibbi, you are too stupid to even GET IT how ignorant and depraved you sound. YOU DO FOR JOURNALISM WHAT JOHN WAYNE GACY DID FOR CRAWLHOLES.

Here's a nice one for you, MATT TAIBBI, that implies Gov. Palin will do to Jews and Blacks what she does when she hunts moose. Alcee Hastings, Florida DEMOCRATIC congressman, pro reparations, by the way: "If Sarah Palin isn't enough of a reason for you to get over whatever your problem is with Barack Obama, then you damn well had better pay attention," said Hastings. "Anybody toting guns and stripping moose don't care too much about what they do with Jews and blacks. So, you just think this through."

On that note, I have a little challenge to the big brave Matt Taibbi, the "irreverent" ROLLING SHIT writer of hit pieces on the Republican Party and their candidates.

Come to my blog, little man, and debate me. Like a man.

You think you can call Palin names like bimbo and think you will escape the wrath of the ROCHESTER GUY???? LOL!! Think again, asshole. You are so sadly mistaken.

I am not afraid of you and your insults, your vicious attacks, and your lies...yes, your outright lies.

COME TO MY BLOG, TAIBBI,

IF YOU HAVE THE GUTS TO FACE ME.

Or else...

...you, DUDE, are relegated to the same dust-pile of coward stars who write nasty blogs and then won't defend them. MOBY. LINDSAY LOHAN. Will you be next, Taibbi, running for cover and hiding under your desk with the dust bunnies and crumpled sticky notes, like the other two yellow bellied suckholes?

Show something beside bravado, Taibbi. Try COURAGE.

Come to my blog.

Let's debate Palin...I say you are a pussy and won't. Prove me wrong.

Like your hero, you are just a BRUSH-OFF!

Signed,

the Rochester Guy!

Readers, my blog is now number 7 in News and Politics for Sunday, September 28, 2008. Let's pimp this baby to the top of MySpace's blogs, to get Matt Taibbi's undivided attention so he will have NO CHOICE but to square off with me in a no holds barred debate.

Thanks and let's move this sucker to the top of the pops!

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Fan Letter to The Rochester Guy! from Unhinged Obamasshole® Supporter!
Category: News and Politics

Folks, I had to delay the Lindsay Lohan blog to bring you this late breaking blog. Forgive me. My bad.

Why the sudden change in plans?

This week, my local newspaper, the Rochester Democrat & Chronicle newspaper (known locally as the Demogogue & Comical) bravely (for them) published my newspaper praising vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin as "the new feminism" and was also a not thinly veiled critique of my sophomore Senator, Hillary Pantsuit Clinton, Queen of Cankles.

I post it in full here:

Palin represents a real change

The selection of Sarah Palin to be John McCain's running mate represents more than you think. It indicates "old feminism" is dead. She represents the female candidate about whom men everywhere can say, "I would vote for her as president." Hillary Clinton suffered from a built-in percentage of people who would not vote for her under any circumstance, mainly men. Palin is a candidate who will not only be accepted but embraced.

Palin is refreshing because she isn't a relict of the bra-burning, man-hating, "us vs. men" feminism of Betty Friedan and Gloria Steinem. Pre-Palin, male-bashing in stump speeches was frequently utilized by women running for office, especially by our current senator. Clinton used "space issues" to gain sympathy when debating Rick Lazio in 2000. Do you think Palin would care if Joe Biden would approach her to sign anything? She would mop him up.

Sarah Palin isn't a scowling, pantsuit-wearing, cackling female misanthrope; being conservative, she automatically is loathed by "old feminists." Sarah Palin is the real deal. She represents real change.

Well, the fallout from the letter was interesting. Four phone calls to my land line phone giving me praise and kudos for the letter, and FIVE (ALL ANONYMOUS [NO NAME or RETURN ADDRESS]) letters of varying degree of meltdown, damning my letter and two actually threatening me (one said to watch my back next time I go to a local club, another coward saying if Obama loses, I am "high on the list.") High on the list for WHAT? A chance to dance with Bristol Palin at the Inaugural Ball? A souvenier vineyard of SOUR GRAPES to give to the insane and unhinged Obamasshole® supporters to go with their cheese?

But folks, I am laughing at this reflection of how angry and bitter (yet oddly not clinging to anything but their crotches) Obamasshole® supporters have gotten over the past couple of weeks. McCain even has made inroads with traditionally Democratic voters such as Jews and now he is actually within striking distance of Barry Osama in my home base, the People's Republic of NEW YORK, home of our former hooker lovin' guvvy, Eliot Spitzer.

The threatening letters were just mean spirited and I decline to post. The following letter I am allowing my friends and subscribers to read because (1) no TOS could be violated since the letter was anonymous and sent to me, ergo, it is now my property. And (2) I wanted to humiliate the fat, unattractive, rainbow flag waving hag! Bwahahaahahaa!!!

Here is the entire letter sent to me today, by an unhinged Obamasshole® supporter, right to my mailbox, in response to my letter to the editor!

Well folks, as I always say, The Rochester Guy!

(and my lady,

Sarah Palin) 

ultimately gets the last laugh!!

Well, that is my very first heartfelt fan letter in the Campaign 2008 mailbox. Thank you for your support, and let me know when your Birkenstocks get too tight again, Hildagard! LOL

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Meet Lindsay Lohan: Addict, Bimbo, and Political Scientist!!
Current mood: breezy
Category: News and Politics

In my years living on this earth, I never believed that I would see a logical successor to the brilliant political scientists Plato, Machiavelli, Thomas Hobbes, Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Arthur Clausewitz, Samuel P. Huntington, Daniel Boorstin and Arthur Schlesinger Jr. Their unparalleled knowledge and wisdom took the science of government and party politics to a different level than what was previously studied and reported. With their passings, I secretly longed for someone to take over their esteemed mantle of the body politic and carry and wave the flag of increasing and diffusing political science to an academic level with it deserves.