An update on my life, part 1

I can't get over how long it's been since I last updated my blog. A lot has happened within the past few months.

As you know, my grandmother passed away a week before Christmas. My Aunt thought it would be in the family best interests to have the funeral ceremony after the holidays. The ceremony was held Feb 2nd and it was a family reunion of sorts. For starters, I have come to learn that I am the ONLY red-haired person in my family now that my grandmother passed on. I found this out as I was sitting in the funeral home and I looked around to see that I stuck out like a sore thumb. I also found out that my parents had a weird little love triangle going on. Apparently, my mom dated my uncle and then dated my dad after....way to go mom, keeping it in the family.

So you know what question you ask yourself, "what would you have looked like if so and so was your dad?"....I can say that I don't think I would look any different then I do now.

On a side note, my aunt linda, who I can't stand with a passion had this sick fascination with my hair since I was born. She would cut pieces of my hair to bring to her hairdresser to color match (let's say she failed every time). I try fucking with this bitch everytime I see her.

She showed up and guess what......no more red hair. The first thing my other aunt said was "behave yourself"....sorry Aunt Pat but I'm having fun with this one.

My Aunt Pat brings me up to Linda and says "Linda, you remember your niece?"

As she looks over at me I said with the most serious look on my face;

"Linda....you look different.....oh wait, your hair is not red"

The look on her face was priceless. I almost felt bad for her....almost.

She sheepishly said "oh, I decided to go with brown".

(as I toss my hair away from my shoulder) "Oh, I can see....that's a shame"....and I walk away.

My Aunt Pat looks at me with that glare of death.

"Sorry Pat, it was too good to pass up...I had to say something".

"I won't kill you today"

Great--I'm not dead but hell, I am gloating on how I made that witch feel.

Now, just to clue you in, my Aunt Linda is very, very, very, vain. She is all about looking younger then she really is (unfortunately for her, she doesn't look young at all) so this comment must have hurt her ego...actually, I can confirm-it did hurt her ego.

I tell my dad and he loved it. Apparently, I get my sadistic behavior from my dad.

Aside from that, it was nice to see other family members-and didn't involve a court date or bail. Once again, my sister has proven to me how she is a thief...she stole all the candy in the bowl at the funeral home.....and once again, I proved how I am related to her because I helped....opps.

We were caught by my aunt and our response was "we're being *insert last name here*"

She just shook her head and walked away.

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Another photo that looks like my doggy

loldogs are funny dog pictures!

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this looks exactly like my dog

see more loldogs are funny dog pictures!

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Happy birthday Scorpio

You were one of the best gifts I ever had.

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Q and A spoof--part one

Anyone who knows me and my sense of humor will know where I got this from and laugh...enjoy!

1. How old are you?
I am 465 years old-I use a daily dose of botox, babies blood and human flesh to keep my skin looking smooth-occasionally, I will shed my skin.

2. Is your eye color brown or black?
My eyes are green...greener then the greenest green but only you and various stalkers would care.

Hair Questions:

1. What is your natural hair color? Is your hair straight or curly?
My hair it natural red with black dyed underneath. It is naturally wavy and I blow it straight for photo shoots and special events...and I can grow it to my knees overnight because I am just that cool.

2. What Type of Shampoo and Hair Conditioner do you use?
I use the most expensive ingredients such as dirt, water and grass clippings. Let's not even go there with my conditioner as it is more expensive then my shampoo...It costs $1,000 a bottle.

*I use crazy glue and pam cooking spray for styling.

*I brush my hair over from 150 times a day!

HERITAGE & PERSONAL LIFE INFO

1.What is your ethnicity?
My mom was a one legged hooker from quam but has some chinese in her. My dad, who is still alive is a alien refugee from pluto and can summon demons with his thoughts. Because of this, I am a god.

*I was not born here in the USA, I was in fact born in the back of a vintage volzwagon during a grateful dead show.

2. Is there truly a Mr. Mistress Katya ?
YES! There is a Mr. mistress Katya...his name is Mistress Katya and he lives in a pineapple under the sea.

3. Do you really live in California?
Yes, and I live in london,New York, pluto and the next galaxy over!!

4. Can I have your number?
no, you cannot have my number unless you plan to call and cyber with me!

5. How did you come up with your name "Mistress Katya"
To be honest it took me almost 2-3 seconds to come up with a name that was original and something everyone would be fucking saying, you know, because everyone is saying "Mistress Katya". I started to write down things about myself...my first word was...eskimo.

Mistress: someone who is a Mistress..
Katya: someone who is a Katya

So there you have the first reason I chose Mistress Katya...isnt it so obvious?

6. Are your parents still together?
No, after my dad was arrested for tax evasion, my mom has to go back to france with my baby brother and sell him on ebay..she got a good $100 for his ass...oh, did I mention he is 28?


7. How many siblings do you have?
a lot, my dad was a regular at the sperm clinic!

8. What do your parents work in?
My Mom is a retired gang banger and my dad is still working the graveyard shift...literally, he is a grave digger...Im very gothic now.

9. What do they think of you knowing you're a goth model?
My mom at first didn't approve of it, she was hoping I would become a pimp but I was too nurturing to my ho's so I tried goth model and I have been an international star ever since.

12. Do you have any tattoo's?
Yes, I have the titanic on my chest so when I lay down, it breaks apart.

13. Are you the owner of Wicked Girls & Dark Photography?
No but for shits and giggles, I will say I am as these "agencies" are full of shit and do not exist.

14. When is your Birthday
My birthday is on March 32

Cosmetic Questions:

1.What Type of Make Up Do you use?
I use lead paint and the blood of young virgins.

2. What's your typical make up for a regular day?
skin-I put it on


LIPS:
I use sharpie markers

WHAT ARE YOUR ADDICTIONS, OBSESSIONS, AND HOBBIES:

1. What instruments can you play?
I can play air guitar like a mofo!

2. What are the things that interest you?
life, living, air, sleep, bunnies, third world countries, the black market, feet and deep thoughts such as why the grass is blue and the sky is green.

* My worst addiction has to be smoking crack and shooting sweet georgia brown.

* french fries and fanta with everclear...yum.

* I am a workaholic, I don't give up until every last picture in that camera is jaw dropping...and I have a teleporter so I can go anywhere-even be in parallel dimensions.

* I have got obsessed with modeling since I was a fetus, got into modeling school when i was 1 but I quit because I had moved to the third dimension for almost half a year! When I hit 12 that's when the fame, game well other good shit started to happen and I finally found my way back to earth...just like star trek :-)

* I will never be caught with out bunny slippers or my pickled punks.

* I am usually seen with my sister/manager:
www.MySpace.com/I_am_full_of_Crap

* I am a sucker for Cucumbers {cool music}

* I am obsessed with armadillos, sloths, cats, and warthogs

* I have 100 dogs {I use to have 101 but one was put up on ebay to pay for my existing crack habit}, 20 cats, 1 turtle, 2 singing birds, and a partridge in a pear tree.

* I can do a range from 2,000-3,000 on push ups non-stop...I can even put my legs behind my head and fart yankee doodle dandy.

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Updates, new video clips, yada, yada yada...

Where do I start? I haven't updated in a while so lets get the important things out first.

I finally did some video clips. I have one posted in my clips4sale store (clips4sale.com/store/16460) and more are on the way on a weekly basis. My first clips is a POV foot worship clip. I'm dressed in my agent provocateur top and gloves (yes, I can afford agent provocateur...unlike some stalkers!!) in my signature colors-black and red. I play dress up with multiple pairs of stockings and heels and tease the whole time. It's a fun little clips that I loved doing.

I also have clips of some severe ballbusting, corporal punishment and breath play with slave excited. I also had the pleasure of playing with slave Nixx, my first female sub on film...she is a blast and sooooooo fun to play with. That girl can take a violet wand!!

This weekend, I'm shooting again with Kathleen Elizabeth. I am looking forward to shooting with her again, she's great to work with. If you want to see some of her work, I have 4 photos of her work in my profile. My plan is a transparent latex theme. I have some cool outfits to wear but first, I must make sure my butt can fit into them...haha.

Im updating my website soon. I decided to scrap the current site and start from scratch because I need to be able to update when I want to and I can't do that right now. My web host has a program where I can update my website and not have to be a computer geek so Im going to go with that for now. Stay tuned.

Members site...I am planning to put a members section up but for now, all videos and photos will be on my clips4sale studio and linked from my website so when you want to see more, just click the link and download a clip...Trust me, you will enjoy!

Sessions---I am available 7 days a week to session but I must know and schedule with advance since the holidays are coming up and I may not be around as much as I want to. If you let me know at least 24 hours in advance, I can beat you to a pulp :-)

School---I applied to John Jay College of Criminal Justice and I just got my acceptance letter! I can't wait to go back but honestly, as much as I enjoy forensics, I have a weak stomach so you know how this is going to go....heh.

Items for sale-I am cleaning out my closet so I will have latex, lingerie, shoes and other goodies soon...If you are interested in anything, let me know. I will post the items soon.

Well, that is all for now, must go do emails.

K-

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To Louie C...

I am sure you dont give a fuck that I am no longer your friend since you have your choice of fuck buddy models to choose from but I would like to say thank you for showing me what a true friend you were....and I mean that sarcastically.

First, I lend you clothing for one of your models, which I really didn't feel comfortable with (now I am glad I never sent over the items you really wanted). I ship it over via fedex since you needed the clothing sooooo bad and then after giving me the run around, you finally send my clothing back months later and casually forget to send the most expensive item back (my vollers corset).

At this point, I am going to cough up the corset as a loss and you most likely sold it or gave it to your current fuck friend as a gift.

It's not even sending the clothing back late or the missing corset that bothers me...its that I considered you a trusted friend and I was 100% wrong on you. Even when I recieved the clothing back, I didnt rush to open it because I was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt and trust that you sent everything back...so me trying to trust you one more time was my fault. I take that blame and I am kicking myself in the ass now for doing that.

I was friends with you for over 10 years and 4 of them, I was your girlfriend (opps...I forgot, no one is supposed to know that, it might ruin your chances of dating now, to which I dont understand your logic on that). I really thought that I knew you and I could trust you.

No, Im not going to bad mouth you-I will let people find out on their own how you really are. Besides, this is the ONLY thing you have-Im not going to take that away from you. If anything, I feel sorry for you.

Have a great life Lou.

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I think I fixed this problem

Someone tell me if they can read this...I think I fixed this damn thing.

kthanks!!

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private blog entries--subscribe now

I dont mind having my life as an open book but as of lately, I can see how some of my honesty can ruin it for me, both as a Pro Domme and as a human being with a personal and somewhat private life so I am making my blog entries private. If you would like to read them, you will need to subscribe to my blog.


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survey

Are your parents married or divorced?:
Very divorced

Are you a vegetarian?:
Not really...I eat a lot of veggies and soy products though

Do you believe in Heaven?:
Yes, but not the christian heaven

Have you ever come close to dying?:
no.

What jewelry do you wear 24/7?:
My tiffany necklace that was given to me as a gift by Bret Calder

Are you eating?:
nope but I am hungry.

Do you eat the stems of broccoli:
yup

Do you wear makeup?
on occasion

Would you ever have plastic surgery?:
yes, only to correct...never to change. I would like to get rid of the waddle under my chin but if it meant loosing the clef in my chin, I wouldnt do it.

What do you wear to bed?:
a victorian night dress

Have you ever done anything illegal?:
oh sure

Can you roll your tongue?
I can roll a ball...thats about it

Do You have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
no

Do you believe in Abortions?:
yes

What is your Hair color?
natural red with black underneath

Future child's name, boy and girl?:
trojan and lifestyle...a little reminder of what DIDNT work..can't you tell that I do not want them?

If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?:
Somewhere where I can sleep as long as I want

Do you sleep with stuffed animals?:
I sleep with stuffed pizzas

If you won the lottery, what would you do first?:
pay my bills and then go shopping.

Gold or Silver?:
Silver or white gold

Hamburger or hot dog?:
Hot dog unless it was a fake cheeseburger like mcdonalds

If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?:
sushi

City, beach or country?:
country....I like the beach but only at night.

What was the last thing you touched?:
myself :-P

Where did you eat last?:
the deli down the block from Penn station

When's the last time you cried?:
Almost today, I seen photos of dogs who were abused.


Do you read blogs?:
Only when I plan to stalk.

Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?:
Hell yeah...it would be nice to get hit on by gay guys now :-)

Ever been involved with the police?:
Yes, usually dealing with my family

What's your favorite shampoo/conditioner and soap?:
Right now, its rosemary mint shampoo by carols daughter or when I want to splurge the money, Angel by theirry mugler. I also like karma solid shampoo and retread conditioner by lush.

Do you talk in your sleep?:
I know I cry in my sleep...on occasion I woke myself up from talking.


Ocean or pool?:
Pool.

What's your favorite song at the moment:
bad by U2

Have you ever had a cavity?

yuppers

Window seat or aisle seats?:
window

Ever met anyone famous?:
I met Anna Panquin, I think other people but not enough to remember.

Do you feel that you've had a truly successful life?:
I do but I know there is more...I am not 100% where I want to be yet.

Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?:
twirl

What is your favorite sport to play?:
Crew

Basketball or football?:
none of the above

When was the last time you went to the bathroom?:
10 minutes ago

Do you drive a stick?:
no

Are you self-conscious?:
sure, everyone is to a degree

Have you ever given money to a bum?:
yes, and my brother wont pay me back

Have you been in love?:
yes

Where do you wish you were?:
sleeping on the beaches at jamaica

Who is the 1st person your top 8?:
Bret I think

Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?:
no, cant say that I did--I kept my health fuck ups very discreet

Can you tango?:
I can do the funky chicken

Last gift you received?:
a hello kitty solar bobble head that bret found when he was on shoot in chinatown.

What occasion did you receive your gift?:
He was working in chinatown and knows that I love the kitty so he picked it up for me.

Last thing you spent lots of money on?:
I spend about $500 on a latex dress

Where do you live?:
Under your stairs

Last wedding attended?
Jen and Bart's wedding

Favorite restaurant?:
Saint's alp

What is your favorite kind of car?:
one that works and has no dents

Most hated food(s):
hard choice...I love a lot of food but I will go with peas...I hate peas

Most loved food(s)?:
Sushi, thai food, taco bell

Can you sing?:
yes-off key

Person on your mind?:
everyone that has pissed me off and when I will get a break from them all.

What's your least favorite chore(s):
Cleaning out the turtles cage because it ALWAYS is a big production

Favorite drink?:
green tea

How long was your longest drive in a car?:
12 hrs

What do you do when you're mad?
plot their demise

What's the worst thing you've done when you were mad?
I pissed in the heat vents of their car

Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?
sure...Im good at that

Do you swear when you're mad?
I put sailors to shame....I really do.

Are you normally a happy person?
Im happy but not normal

What can make you happy?
To take a vacation from life...have someone take over my problems for a day and leave me to nap on a beach....or take me shopping..whichever works.

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