If you have then you must know about the character named Hatchet Face.
We were watching the move this weekend and my daughter ask me what Hatchet Face really looks like. So we looked her up and we came up with nothing. Hatchet Face real name is Kim McGuire but has NO pictures or images. Does anyone know what she really looks like?
So it is true. Beeker is going to Cancun, Mexico. Passports are on the way, the hotel is booked every detail taken cared of. What is wrong........my mom doesn't want me or my family to go. Something about bad people, kidnappers and no one to trust. Everyone in Mexico must be bad right. That is way tourist never go to Mexico especially to Cancun. Something bad WILL happen. If I listened to my mom every time she had something to say then I will still be living at home with her hiding under a rock. I love you mother but I will be out in the sun, laying on the beach with my family drinking margaritas......Yes, I finally am getting my margarita. So the following pictures are for you with lots of love and kisses.
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.
This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.
The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.
The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.
WHAT?? You expected something educational from me?
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner: 'Good morning,' said the young man.'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.'
'Go away!' said the old lady. 'I'm broke and haven't got any money!' And she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.'
The old lady stepped back and said, 'Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning...'
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
CAT DIARY:
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.
Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight . I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However,
I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies..' I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an e levated cell, so he is safe..... for now...
I got laid off on Friday. I working at the same place for over 14 years, the company restructured which means that they are doing away with many position and piling on the work on others. Well I wish them luck. As many of you remember, last year I had one hell of a boss. I called her the witch. Now the company upgraded to Hitler. His new little solders all talk but I and a couple of others were never invited to join in. A co worker just had a 10 year anniversary at the company and she happened to work right next to me. Well they took her out to lunch to celebrate. I was left out. I have no idea why but from the beginning, I felt like he never liked me. Not that I care but I had always felt like I was given the cold shoulder. So over a month ago, I started packing my stuff, pictures, art work from my kids and brought them home.
So when I was told my position was eliminated it came with no surprise.I even told a coworker about a month ago that I think I was going to be let go soon.She told me I would be pretty much the last man standing.I said, No I don’t think so.Not with this guy.He will get ride of me the first chance he gets and I was right.The Bastard! I wish him luck and I hope he and his solders fall flat on their faces.
Now I have a more challenging role, house wife and stay at home mom.I will be volunteering at the school and I will be an assistant coach and team mom for my girls cheer team.It should be fun and very interesting.Wish me luck.
Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day, while they were walking past the hospital’s swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna’s heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jump ing in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he’s dead."
Edna replied, "He didn’t hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?" Happy Mental Health day!
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