I Have Returned!!!
Current mood: rejuvenated

So, some of you may have noticed that I have been gone for a while. Since May, to be exact. Well, there is a reason. First I left on my quest to find and destroy Doctor Weenis. I followed him all around the world and finally caught up to him in South Africa.

Anywayz, as I was pointing my want in his face to put a curse on him and as I looked in to his eyes I noticed that he was kind of cute. So then I decided to work in a little kiss of death. Well, one thing lead to another and before I knew it, we spent the night together making mad passionate love. Unfortunately, I awoke the next morning to find nothing but a note laying on the pillow next to me. It was from Doctor Weenis and it read:

Mr. Nana's-

Last night was extremely magical. You have the biggest and tastiest banana I have EVER had the pleasure of eating. Although you were fantastic, I must say that I am not ready for a relationship right now. Sorry to leave without saying goodbye in person. Take care of yourself...

Doctor Weenis

Needless to say, I was both flattered and heartbroken at the same time. From that point on I devoted my time to finding a man who wants a relationship. I searched for months without any results. I return to the states recently, only to find out that DOOGIE HOWSER is gay AND has a boyfriend! WTF?!? First Lance Bass and now DOOGIE HOWSER?!?

I then thought to myself that maybe the trick to obtaining a boyfriend is to be in the closet and not to come out of the closet until I have a boyfriend. It was my perception that Lance Bass and Doogie Howser both did it this way. Then, one of my friends said that they were already out, just not professionally.

So, I have come to the conclusion that in order to get a boyfriend, I will have to become famous and not tell the press. Suddenly a boyfriend will just fall in to my lap (and hopefully on to my banana. heh heh). Then I will be able to come out to the press that I am a gay monkey and that I have a boyfriend.

Anywayz, I appreciate all my friends that have stuck by me during my leave of absence. I hope to be visiting my myspace a lot more frequently from now on.

XOXOXOX Mr. Nana's

Currently listening : Second Time By Offer Nissim Release date: 12 September, 2006

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Doctor Weenis...
Current mood: determined

So yesterday I was walking down the street with one of my good friends, Bobo The Clown. We met when I worked at the circus one summer just to earn some extra cash cause the stripping I was doing just wasn't bringing in enough dough to pay the bills, ya know what I mean?? But I digress...

ANYWAYZ...I'm about to walk in to Victoria Secret's to get some new sexy lingerie when who walks out and bumps in to me??? DOCTOR WEENIS!!! Immediately I dropped all the fresh banana's I had just boughten and gave him the most evil squinty eye's I could conjure up. He looked sooo stupid, standing there with this stupid smirk on his ugly goat face (dr. weenis is a goat btw) in his white lab coat.

Then Bobo stood in front of me to try and protect me, ready to fight. I pushed him aside and said, "No Bobo...This is between me...and weenis..." Weenis made the 1st move by throwing a scalpul at me which I blocked with one of my banana's. I started yelling and running towards Weenis. Just then, he threw some goat cheese on the floor. I slipped and fell and started rolling. Only, I kept rolling until I ran in to Weenis and he fell to the floor. We both stood up quickly, panting angrily at each other.

All of a sudden I see Bobo creeping up behind Weenis with a giant anvil. I screamed, "BOBO!!! NOOOOOO!!!" But it was too late. He dropped the anvil on Doctor Weenis. Weenis was only knocked unconscious. Then Bobo started to pull me away from Weenis. I struggled to break free and continue fighting Dr. W. when he woke up. But Bobo was too strong.

I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME WEENIS!!! YOU HEAR ME?!?! NEXT TIME!!!!!!

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