6:33 AM - The strangest thing happened last night

Jack Nicholson proposed to me.. Seriously!! With a stone the width of a penny and the look of a diamond meets opal meets sapphire.. It was REALLY nice. but I had to turn him down, cuz I'm already married. He suggested I be married to him and Steve!! (MEN!!) After I let him down again he got very upset because he didn't understand how I would turn down his life of promise with jewels and gemstones for my life of bubbles and squirt guns..(He doesn't like Steve very much now). I told him he needed to relax. He offered to take me to the opera and I said no because it wouldn't be a good idea. But he insisted that I go because I had never been and that he would be a gentleman. So against my better judgement I went. It was a lovely show ( I cried I am such a sap). Then we left and he tried to kiss my neck. ACK!!!  NO, no, no, no, no!!!! He thought that maybe if he could "turn me on" I might change my mind......

Men.....

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5:02 AM - Wow!!

Steve has NEVER seen 'The Wall', I am having a hard time with this. How does that happen?? He's from Britain for pete's sake... It's just mind boggling. That would be like saying you have no clue who the Beatles or Elvis were...

I am off to have my crazy busy day... Not looking forward to it, but whatever...

Anyone else having a hard time sleeping lately??

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5:04 PM - Cpt. Creative!!!!!!

This has been an interesting weekend...

Saturday was spend at the hair salon ( Kens Creative cuts in Manchester NH) getting my totally awesome new hair.. (seen in picture at right.. no the other right aka left...). First we made me blonde and while that did look pretty cool we took it even further and lightened the blonde more and added the kick ass red and bad-ass black highlights... I know understand why Rachel gets so excited about her hair because I am excited right now...

While I was there I kept letting people get there hair cut while I was being worked on (that's why I was there so long.) and this one woman came in with her son ( I think he was 4 months old) her story was that her boyfriend got sent to jail for a probation violation because the neighbor called the cops while they were arguing. She was evicted from her house and had nowhere to stay. She had $90 to her name and she spent $85 of it on her hair. WTF!!!!!!! The hairdresser (Angela) tried to talk her out of it but to no avail.... I don't understand people who do crap like that.

Today we went for a nice family bike ride.. It was okay, we rode, we walked, they had ice cream, I had a lemon slushy, we raced around the school parking lot, Bevis rode his bike full pelt into a fence.... It was HILARIOUS!! It was one of those things you could see happening but do nothing to avoid... The Beev is kinda mad we think it's so funny, but he didn't see it..... So I left Steve and the boy at the school and rode home as fast as my legs could pedal. I get back to the school and although he says his hand still hurts he was building things and using it. He was all about how it is 'broken' and 'hurts so bad' until I told him if his arm was busted then he couldn't use his DS, I haven't heard a word outta him about it since......

I shaved Slippers... Not completely, I just gace her a 'Schnauzer cut'.. She looks adorable, and funny..

I am sorry I haven't been commenting on blogs, I will try to get back on the bandwagon while I am left all alone while everyone is having fun hiking in Maryland......... *sniffle,sniffle* I will be with you in spirit.........

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6:23 PM - Hiatus (?)

It has happened again. I have evolved (or devolved) into a PC junky... I have to constantly check it. Like I am going to miss something. I think I need to force myself to get out more. It may be a good idea. So until school starts in September I am only going to go online (this includes checking e-mails)before 8:30am and after 5pm (EST). As to avoid temptation I am not going to touch any of the computers unless I NEED to purge the camera.. (this is not going to be a fun experiment for me, I already have the shakes)

Anyway I finally found something I like better about facebook than myspace. I can send it pictures from my phone. I was so stoked when I figured that out...

Have you ever gotten lost going in a straight line?? I have. Well (did I already tell you guys about this???) Slippers and I went for a walk and the bike path was kinda flooded in some places but it wasn't to bad so we trudged on. The whole time I noticed little streams of water running down it.. It took me till I had gone just a smidgen farther than I should have seeing the flooded spots and the water before I realized I wasn't going to be able to go back the way I came. (first time down this part of the path didn't realize it was that swampy along the sides.. Very pretty though) So, we kept walking and dodging huge puddles and getting dive bombed by huge bugs that wanted my blood and mosquitoes with dull suckers (those fuckers hurt) Eventually we found our way to the end of the path then I had the problem of having no clue where I was. So i called Steve to have him check with google maps, both PCs froze (grrrrrrr). I found a sign that pointed me in the direction of my town and began walking more (Slippers wanted to quit... Lazy puppy) Once I found some form of landmark I called Steve and he came and rescued me.. Instead of telling me I was only a little under 2 miles from home and I could just keep walking. I think he came to rescue me cause the bugs were eating me and it was getting dark (dusk was long gone) and I was wearing dark clothes.... He's a good egg.

I have also started dabbling with painting again... I am working on a small one right now, but I haven't figured out what it is yet.. There are a couple of things it could be.. We will just have to wait and see.

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1:18 PM - HAVE GONE PRIVATE SEND FRIEND REQUEST
Current mood: nauseated

I have found a sitter so I am looking for a job. Part of that means making my page private until I A-get job and know people are 'cool' or B- edit all blogs for content. I have over 400 blogs so that is not going to happen..

I am excited but nervous and kinda feel like I may puke. ( I just applied for a wicked sweet position around the corner from my house)

I also changed the email attached to my page so if anyone knows how to adjust the preferred settings and needs an update just let me know. (I will never be checking that email account though so don't send it anything)

I will post a blog about the birthday party another day.

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5:38 PM - Valuable lesson
Category: Parties and Nightlife

Never under any circumstance attempt to fill 450 water balloons the night before you need them completely sober....

I have done 50... I intend to make a drinking game out of it after the kids go to sleep...

I should probably have Steve hide the helium balloons.

Why oh why did I decide to give him a party????

Currently listening : Outside Looking In: The Best Of Gin Blossoms By The Gin Blossoms Release date: 1999-10-19

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4:01 PM - SURRENDER!!!

I love my google toolbar.

It has a spellcheck button.

I was updating my myspace status thingy and it gave me this...

I almost died laughing.....

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6:20 PM - That kid is SO full of it
Category: Life

We think we have discovered the source behind all of Bevis's wetting issues.

 He is FULL of shit.

 Literally.

The Urologist ordered an abdominal x-ray and it showed that his intestines are jam packed with crappy goodness (all the way up to and around his lungs)... This is even with the stool softener we've been giving him for a while.

 Yum.

 It is completely fixable but it's not going to be fun.

At least for now I get to crack all the "your so full of shit" jokes I want, and it just doesn't stop being funny.

It also doesn't hurt that his eyes are dark brown.....

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6:57 AM - Short but sweet

Yesterday Steve and i we talking on the phone on his way home from work and the topic of marriage came up. Seeing as I have a need for constant reinforcement I asked Steve why we got married and Bevis piped up with "BECAUSE YOU HAD SEX".

I almost died............Laughing

I am so glad he didn't say that in front of either of my in-laws.

happy saturday.

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4:16 PM - Bwahahahahahahahahaha
Category: Life

So the doctor give me an order to go to the lab and tells me to take ibuprofen and prilosec (fuck spelling). as I am leaving my headache goes away and I am ravenous ( understandable all I had, had to eat today up until that point is a banana and a piece of toast). I get home and had to go pee and what to my wondering eyes should appear...

MY PERIOD!!

Fuckin thing hasn't been heard from since the beginning of may and now I believe that it was the route of most of my problem.

So instead of waiting like 'I' wanted to I had to pay a co-pay and get jabbed in the arm.... AND they ate my fudge......... (they being Steve and Bevis)

Even better news between now and the last time I was at the doctors (about a month ago) I have (drum roll please) lost ( I SAID DRUM ROLL DAMN IT!!!!) 7lbs.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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