Brain Fart! *you can click now!*
Current mood: bummed
Category: Blogging

I had a real blog to post today. Unfortunately Myspace ate it everytime that I tried to post. I, of course, did not save it.

Im not in the mood to try and remember all that I wrote. So you guys are stuck with another tag blog. =p

Queen of Hearts caught me with the Questions Tag.

Your names are the answers to the list of questions that I have to answer. If your name is on here, leave a comment and I will send you the list of questions for you to find out which questions your name is the answer to. The "rules" say that you have to do the tag too but I wont hold anybody to that. :)

1.Jean has been Shopping

2.Circle K Hickory Smoke that is.=)

3.Durt E Fuck

4.Darron

5.Durt E Fuck

Jean has been shopping

Marc(o) Porno

6.~~Pearl Necklace~~

JeNiLu Who

7.If its a secret then why would I tell!

8.LLGF means Life Long Giants Fan!!!!!!

9.LLGF means Life Long Giants!!!!!!

Queen of Hearts

10.Queen of Hearts

14.Mistalicious

19.Marc(o) Porno

20.The Cupid Kinkyboots Fan Club

21.Leslie

Andrea

22.Wycked Bitch of the West

23.Beachbunny

24.Futtbucker

25.Almost everybody that Im friends with on here

26.Mrs Clayton

27.I dont know...

28.I have no clue!

29.Mystery

30.BeachBunny

Damn that was freaking hard!!! Yes I skipped over a couple them but I honestly couldnt answer them.

Next up, we have the tag that Jean has been shopping came up!

The Ex Tag! Five things you wish you could say to your exes.

1. The only relationship we had was in your mind! Remember that night you blew up my phone because I didnt answer? I was on a date and it would have been rude of me to interrupt our conversation/making out to answer.

2. Thank you for treating me like shit and telling me I was worthless. You taught me to stand up for myself and that I never have to accept that type of treatment from anyone ever again.

3. Wash your ass every once in awhile and maybe you would have gotten laid more often! Oh, and by the way, if I cant find it, I cant blow it!

4. I gave you a blow job because I felt sorry you!

5. We might not agree on everything and there are so many times that you drive me fucking crazy doing the things that you do but you have always been there if I needed you.

Im not tagging anybody for this one but if you want to do it, go for it!

PS - Exes that read this, dont message me asking if one of them was to you! Im not telling! =p

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I know youre just itching to find out!
Current mood: bored

Since Jenilu and Simply Red did one of these, I figured I would be a copycat and do one too!

Ten things I want to say right now:

1. Fuck you, you lying piece of fucking shit!

2. You have always been there when I needed you the most. Thank you!

3. When all I needed was a friend and someone to talk to, you turned your back on me. You can expect the same in return.

4. Karma's a bitch, Baby!

5. I heart you, you dirty old man! =p

6. It might seem like I know what Im doing but I dont.

7. Im sorry.

8. Would you like some cheese with that whine?

9. I miss you.

10. Could you please just leave me alone for 10 minutes!

Nine things about myself: Some of these I'm sure I've told y'all before but I'm running out of things to reveal about myself.

1. I am very shy. (Hard to believe?)

2. I can't stand the smell of cigarette smoke.

3. I don't like BBQ anything.

4. I have only had 2 or 3 alcoholic drinks since I got completely wasted that night I hung out with Darron in Lakeland the first weekend in March (pics of that night can be found here). Thank you, Darron, for being a stand up guy and getting me to my room safely.

5. I waited until I was 19 to lose my virginity.

6. I cannot cook a meal until all of the dirty dishes that are in the sink are clean.

7. I hate doing laundry with a passion!

8. I absolutely love my job. I just wish there was more work at the moment.

9. I just put in my paperwork to get into a nursing program.

Eight ways to win my heart:

1. Make me laugh.

2. Listen to me when I talk, dont just pretend to be listening.

3. Dont get mad if all I wanna do is cuddle.

4. Accept me for who I am, flaws and all.

5. Accept my kids as part of the package.

6. Make me feel special, not special ed.

7. Enjoy going downtown but dont always expect reciprocation.

8. Have a job!

Seven things that cross my mind a lot:

1. Am I doing the right thing for my kids?

2. What bills can I pay this week?

3. I need a break!

4. Uh Oh! What did I mess up this time?

5. I'm sick of being responsible for everything.

6. I need to stop smoking so much.

7. A cookie does not count as dinner!

Six things I do before I fall asleep:

1. Check the front door for my keys.

2. Make sure the back door is locked.

3. Check on the kids.

4. Grab a smoke.

5. Get my blanket.

6. Settle in on the couch for some "quiet" time. ;)

Five people who mean alot to me:

1. My mom

2. Kayley

3. Ryan

4.  Gary

5. Karen

Four things I'm wearing right now:

1. T Shirt

2. Ponytail

3. The ring on my finger

4. A smile

Three songs I listen to often:

1. Pink~Who Knew

2. Nickleback~Rockstar

3. Buckcherry~Crazy Bitch

Two things I want to do before I die:

1. See my kids grow up and be healthy and happy.

2. Move out of this town, preferrably out of this state.

One confession:

1. I hate sleeping naked!

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If your happy and you know it, clap your hands! Finally open!
Current mood: bouncy
Category: Blogging

There's this guy that works at the convenient store where I buy my cigs and everytime I go in there, he is sporting major wood.  Either that or he is very well endowed and just cant keep the beast hidden. If he was wearing tight pants, I could understand but he doesnt and it's just popping out there. I try hard not to but I can't stop staring at it...

After buying my cigs, I couldnt stop thinking about dick. (Nothing new there)

I came to the conclusion that...

I want a dick!

Seriously, I have penis envy.

If I had one, Id name him Bob and since this is all about what I want, Id make sure he was a decent size.

Im partial to ten inches.

At first I'd probably be walking funny but once I got used to it, Id be strutting my stuff all over town!

I would finally be able to pee standing up and not have it just dribble down my leg.

Id also like to find out if aiming is really that difficult or is it that most of ya'll are just too lazy to get it where it's supposed to go. 

Of course I would have to have sex at least once. You know, for research.

Guys, how do you deal with unexpected public erections? Do you have a certain technique that you use to make it go down or do you let it say hi whenever it wants, like my convenient store guy?

Would you want to trade your plumbing for the other, even for one day?

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Be vewy vewy quiet! Ima huntin wabbit!!
Current mood: fascinated
Category: Pets and Animals

Ok, so Im not hunting wabbit but I am on the hunt!

I decided to pull out my little black book the other day and see what kind of prey...I mean, prospects that I could find.

Hmmmm...

Married, Married, Gay, In a Relationship, Gay, Gay, Gay, Married, Gay, Gay!

Im sensing a pattern here! Almost all the guys that I went out with at one time or another have came out of the closet!

Oh no! Whats a poor girl to do!?

I re-activated my old dating site profile. (Enter sarcasm) Ive had sooo much good luck with that one in the past.

Meet Bob!

Bob likes long walks on the beach, watching Star Trek reruns and making shadow puppets. 

Bob looks like a real weiner...I meant winner! 

This is Jay. He likes long walks on the beach, spends Friday nights cruising the main strip, looking for hot chicks, on his bike, and aspires to make his level 80 Paladin the most awsomest (yes I know thats not a real word, bear with me) character on EQ2.

Sorry but Ill pass.

On to the next one!

Last but not least is Bubba.

Bubba likes long walks through the cow pasture, spending time with his dog, Moe, and is the winner of the local five alarm chili competition. He says his chili is so hot, you fart fire after just one bite!

Woohoo! My profile sure is attracting the cream of the crop!

I think I'll stick to my trusty friend for the time being.

I apologize if I have offended any RPG players, career shadow puppeteers, or competitive chili makers. :)

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Im easy like that!
Current mood: chill
Category: Blogging

As you all know, the last blog I posted had to do with losing my mojo. Those of you that read through the comments of that blog know that it didnt take very long for my mojo to come out of hiding.  :)

A very big THANK YOU to those of you that offered your services in helping me find it!

It did get me thinking though. Yeah, I know, ya'll could probably smell the smoke from where you are!

Ive only told a few people about what's really been going on with me the past couple of months but with that last blog, some of you had questions as to where the boyfriend was.

The short story is that he disappeared on me again and I didnt mention anything because I felt stupid for even giving him a second chance after he disappeared the first time. The first time he fell off the face of the earth, he was gone for 6 months. I havent heard anything from him since April.

Anyway, as I was saying, it got me thinking about how much of how I think of myself is wrapped up in what others think.

I like to be liked. I am a people pleaser and when someone doesnt like me or is angry at me, I tend to question myself.

After being rejected, my self confidence took a nosedive. I didnt want to go anywhere or do anything. I even turned away from many of the great friends I have on here because I felt like I had nothing to offer anyone.

Then I remembered the mantra that I got in the habit of saying after I left my husband.

"Fuck what everybody else thinks. Its my fucking life and I am my own fucking person and I can do whatever the fuck I want to (within reason)!"

I am coming back to my old self, hence the missing of my mojo! LOL!

I in no way need a guy to validate myself as a woman or a person but it feels good to be wanted. Would my mojo have come back on it's own eventually? Sure but what's the harm in some innocent flirting and such to make yourself feel better?

This was not what I had intended to blog about but I guess that does mean that I am truly getting myself back because Lord knows that I blog everything!

Next post : SEX! LOL!

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I hate dealing with idiots! *Update*
Current mood: angry
Category: Life

I am going to give the cable tech guy a piece of my mind, if he ever gets here!!

For those of you that missed my bulletin on Thursday night, My modem has a mind of it's own and is only allowing me internet access for a couple of minutes at a time. In addition to limited internet, when the internet goes, so does my home phone.

I called tech support to see if there was anything I could do to fix the situation. I had already reset my modem numerous times during the day but that did not help. Tech support told me that even though my modem was plugged in and on, it was showing on their end that it wasnt on.

I set up an appt for the tech guy to come out today between 11AM and 2PM to replace my modem.

At 8 this morning I missed a call from the tech department stating that the issues from last night were fixed and that if I still need a technician to come out to call and set up an appointment. This pissed me off because my problems werent from last night and I took it to mean they had cancelled my appt.

It is now 1:30 and I just got off the phone with the cable company. Apparently the tech that was supposed to come out to my house didnt feel like doing his job. The work order was closed with a note from the tech saying that nobody was home! I have been sitting at home all freaking morning waiting on this idiot and now I have to give them til 8PM to come out all because the freakin lazy ass tech guy!

Ok I feel a little better! :)

*Update*

The guy just left. He said nothing was wrong with the modem and he didnt see any problems with the cable that runs underneath the house. He said that there were some problems they were having the last couple days but that they had fixed it and hopefully that's what my problem was.

Ill be on the phone sure as shit if I have anymore problems.

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Clued In Book Review
Current mood: amused
Category: Writing and Poetry

I cant believe it's been almost a month since Ive read a book!

The first book that I read is The Sugar Queen by Sarah Addison Allen.

The book centers around Josey, a twenty seven year old woman, who has devoted her adult life to taking care of her mother to make up for being such a bratty child.

Josey wakes up one morning to find a woman living in her closet. In hopes of getting rid of the woman, Josey agrees to do a couple favors for her. While doing the first favor, Josey meets Chloe, the owner of a sandwich shop.

Chloe has a special relationship with books. Books magically appear wherever she is, seemingly giving advice on what is going on in her life. When Josey meets her, she is going through a breakup with her boyfriend and a book on forgiveness keeps following her around.

Through her friendship with Chloe and Della Lee (the woman in the closet), Josey is encouraged to pursue a relationship with her mailman, who she has been secretly in love with for years, and to dig a little deeper into family secrets that she knew nothing about.

This book is the kind of light reading that I enjoy. I love books with a little bit of magic in them and the author's use of magical elements in this story line is subdued but makes it a whimsical story about love, friendship and forgiveness.

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Back to school sucks!
Current mood: curious
Category: Blogging

I know that Ive been neglecting all of my friends here on Myspace but Ive been spending lots of time with the little ones and of course playing Toontown.

Am I the only parent that isnt looking forward to school starting? I have enjoyed a summer of sleeping in in the morning and not having to keep track of books, backpacks and other assorted items.

Due to a change in babysitting arrangements, my son is going to a different school this year and I cant believe the amount of paperwork that had to be filled out for the registration process. The last school he was in, all I had to do was fill out a paper with basic information and everything was done.

At the new school I had to fill out pages and pages of stuff and because I have no household bills in my name for where I live, I had to have a paper notarized verifying that I live here. Talk about a pain in the ass!

Apparently, I forgot to sign one of the papers and the school called me to come in today to do it. While signing the paper, the lady was going through everything else and had a question about one of the other papers. The paper was about who was able to pick up my son from school. It asked for the mother and father's name and phone numbers and then had lines where you could list who was allowed to pick the child up from school.

I, of course, filled in my name as the mother and my son's fathers name and then put both of my sons grandmothers as being allowed to pick him up from school. The question the lady had was that, apparently, because I did not list my name or my son's father's name in the pickup section, only the grandmas were allowed to pick him up and not us.

I would have thought that since I was registering him for school and that I was his mother and had no court order or anything saying his father couldnt pick him, that it was a given that we would allow ourselves to pick our son up. I find it amusing that the school required my permission for me to get my son from school.

Dont get me wrong. I am happy that the school takes the safety of our children very seriously but Come On!

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Ive been trying to catch up on blogs and get to as many as I can tonight and Im in the mood to do a little blog pimping!

Melissa the Unwilling Raconteur has such a way with words and I always thoroughly enjoy her posts.

Theres a big possibility that Ill be back to pimp once I read more :)

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Late night visitor *UPDATED UPDATE*
Current mood: jedi
Category: Blogging

Hi Guys!

I am sitting on top of my dining room table as I write this tonight.

Why?

I am on top of my kitchen table because about an hour ago, as I was laying in the dark watching tv on the couch, I saw what I thought was one of my cats walk across the living room. The tail looked a little funny and as I turned on the light I saw that I had a very unwelcome visitor.

 ..

Yep, That's right! I have a freakin possum in my living room and I cant get him out! I have torn my living room apart but he seems to be hiding under my couch and I cant tip it over by myself.

I can hear him moving underneath the couch. I have the lights off in the living room, the kitchen blocked off by the chair and the front door open with a little plate of cat food right outside the door. Im hoping that will lure him out of his hiding place and out of my house.

I have no freakin clue how he got in in the first place but I want him GONE! ASAP!

Anybody have any ideas on what I should do?

*UPDATE*

The possum has left the building!

At least I am hoping he did. I didnt see him run out the door last night but he wasnt under the couch or the chair or the footstool when I tipped them over. Im guessing he ran out sometime when I was on top of the dining room table trying to figure a way to get him out.

*UPDATED UPDATE*

He came back again tonight but I found out how he's getting in! Underneath my living room chair is a piece of flooring that was loose and could be lifted up. I just finished laying down some new tile pieces on it and put a 20lb bag of cat litter on top of it. If he manages to get in some other way then Im just gonna have to buy a trap because Im clueless as to how he could get in.

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Can I come sleep with you?
Current mood: awake
Category: Blogging

I should have known better than to watch a scary movie before I went to bed last night. It wasnt even that scary but I crawled into bed and couldnt get to sleep. Everytime I closed my eyes, I heard thumps and creaks that had me laying in bed, squinting in the dark to see if someone was trying to break in or had already broken in and was coming down the hall.

I have an overactive imagination.

The thumping I kept hearing? Apparently my daughter's crib is too close to the sliding doors of the closet. Her little feet kept poking through the slats and banging against the door.

The creaks that sounded as if someone was walking down the hallway? My three cats had decided to come sleep on my head.

Maybe I should get a dog to protect the house.

With my luck, if somebody ever did try to break in, he'd be hiding under the bed with the cats!

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Slacking on Myspace
Current mood: busy
Category: Life

Sorry that I havent been around much this past week. Work has finally picked up and Im taking as much as I can get. I must be getting old because by the time I get home all I want to do is take a nap.

Im trying to catch up on blog reading and I have 2 blogs that I need to finish but I just cant seem to concentrate on things lately.

Dont worry! Ill be back to my normal retarded self soon :)

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Yep I got tagged!
Current mood: tired
Category: MySpace

Tammy tagged me to do the "15 things about me" thing but to be honest, Im tired and lazy tonight and really cant think of anything new that I havent already told you guys. So, I am opting to do the "Ask Me Anything" Tag instead.

 Dont be shy! Ask away!

I have decided not to make up another blog to answer the questions. The questions will be responded to in the comments because Im lazy like that! =)

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Do I look like a whore!?
Current mood: bitchy
Category: Life

While playing bartender last night, I received a series of messages that had me pissed beyond words. Today, I would like your opinion on what happened and how you would have reacted.

About a year after I left my husband (My Wild Times), I met a man that seemed like a nice guy. We met once. We watched a movie and talked and then he left. We had made plans to meet up again but he kept standing me up. After awhile, I forgot about the guy and started a relationship with my boyfriend.

A couple months ago, I received a friends request here on Myspace. I didnt realize it was that guy until he sent me a message asking how I was doing and I updated him on my life including the fact that I had a boyfriend. He asked if we could get together sometime and I said that we could meet up for lunch sometime.

OK, so fast forward to last night. He messaged me asking if I would be online and that he would be on later after he got off of work.

Here are the messages from last night.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Date: Jun 27, 2008 3:49 PM
I am on now, message me when you come one. I am anting to cuddle, want to come see you tonight if I can.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: if youre gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair!
Date: Jun 27, 2008 11:13 PM

Im sorry hon. Im not interested in getting together in that way. i do still have a boyfriend.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Date: Jun 27, 2008 4:17 PM

I have a girlfriend, would stay between us, isn' he out of state?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: if youre gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair!
Date: Jun 27, 2008 11:19 PM

yes but i dont play that way.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Date: Jun 27, 2008 4:20 PM

Could help you with $$$

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: if youre gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair!
Date: Jun 27, 2008 11:26 PM

Thats a little insulting

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Date: Jun 27, 2008 4:28 PM

Why, companionship and I can help you out. Just offering sweetie.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: if youre gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair!
Date: Jun 27, 2008 11:29 PM

I have never cheated on anybody before and I dont plan ..ing now. Thank you for the offer but I have to decline.

RE: Hey there 

OK, stop getting so mad, just offered. I offered to please you orally before and to help you out with $$ and you were for it. Yes it was a while ago, but just thought you still might b interested.

 

 

 

I have no idea where he got the notion that I was interested in taking money from him for oral sex back when I first met him! I remember him telling me about a fantasy that he had about oral and that I was going through some rough times financially but never have I ever thought about using sex to get money!

 

I have blocked and deleted this guy from my friends list.

 

What would you have done or said?

 

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Who wants a drink!? Bar open all weekend!
Current mood: bouncy
Category: Writing and Poetry

If my head wasnt attached, I would have lost it by now.

For those of you that read before I deleted whatever else was on here, Im sorry. Im by myself tonight and drinking. Come drink with me!

Im going to pour me another drink before I start to sober up!

Anybody else want a buttery nipple?

I got a full bar!

 ..

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The man of my dreams!
Current mood: chipper
Category: Blogging

Have you ever wondered what happened to that one special guy that you used to crush on in high school? The guy that you used to fantasize about while laying in bed at night and that you'd go out of your way at school to run into just to be able to say HI.

I do every once in awhile.

I had the opportunity to run into him at the grocery store the other day. I would never have recognized him but he remembered me. Is that a good thing that people still recognize me after nine years?

We started talking as he bagged my groceries and he told me that he had flunked out of college and is living with his parents. He also told me that he was working two jobs in order to save up money to buy a car because then he could get a better job delivering pizzas and make more money.

I was trying very hard not to laugh.

I have nothing against working towards something but when youre 28 years old and your only goal is to get a car to deliver pizza, thats a little funny to me.

I was also seriously thinking about what the fuck I must have been smoking back then to actually have thought this guy was cute!

Back then, I thought he looked like this

And now he looks like this

He asked me what I was doing later that night and if I wanted to get together and do something. At that moment, I have never been happier about NOT having a baysitter for the kids!

Im going to start shopping elsewhere.

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