Im going to get straight to the point--- I just dont have the time, as of now-- to fill you in on ALL the celeb dirt you deserve!!
Like Lindsey Lohan's HORRIBLE Monroe impression--> she looked UGLY! EEw! To even COMPARE her with Marilyn is an INSULT!
All of Brit's shit! She and Kevin have worked out visitation.
Jennifer Lopez gave birth to her twins FINALLY, and boy and a girl!
Pink and her husband Carey Hart are divorcing.
And Im sure there's so much I missed, and Im sorry! Hopefully Trash Talking Bastard is up and running, so you guys have a great blog to turn to!!
Im sooooooooo sorry-- with working my ass off, catching up with friends (and my man!), and most importantly trying to plan my wedding.... I just dont have any time it seems. Im not at home much, which seems to be my problem!
So, I think just to play it safe, Im offically taking a leave of absense from Blogging. Im so sorry guys! I only have 5 and 1/2 more months before I get married-- and i still dont have my:
engagment announcement published
dress,
florist,
table cloths/ tapestries,
DJ,
photographer,
baker,
or even my save the date cards, ect!!
Im really starting to FREAK! Its been hard enough for Adam and I to get the same days off, let alone enough time to actually sit down and start REALLY planning.
ANY SUGGESTIONS????
I will probably post a blog with a link to mywedding.com, as soon as Ive completed it---- just so you could check it out if you wanted.
Ive really been slacking--- so to make up for it.... HERE YA GO!!
Please be prepared folks, I got a little carried away with this blog.... it's a bit LOOOOOOOOONNNG!
But you'll love it---> OR ELSE!
Paris's 18 year old brother Barron has been arrested for DUI!!
HEHE
With a sister like Paris-- at 18 he feels he has a reputation to live up to. Let's hope the kid simmers down a bit!!
And PARIS set an example you "skank hoe" (<--- like Trash Talking Bastard would say!)
Jamie-Lynn and her boyfriend are still together...
Dispite the rumors. She's supposedly 4 months along, but I cant really tell.
Speaking of SPEARS
Britney gave an impromtu dance class for kids 4-9!!
She supposedly has been practcing her moves for the last month or so, because she said to be doing a WORLD TOUR!
This is the scoop:
Robert Baker, the co-owner of Millennium dance studios said, "She comes in, she winds them up, and then tells them, 'I guess I have to introduce myself to you guys!'
"She worked out this great little routine for them, they were dancing all over the place, she had them dancing in a circle like a choo-choo train. She's totally enjoying herself. It's an amazing class - she and the kids are certainly enjoying the process."
Baker adds, "Britney's telling me that she likes this so much that she's thinking about making it a regular thing, possibly every other week. She loves to interact with the kids, and she feels that it's important to give back to the dance community."
She should be focusing on her OWN children!! Even though her ex-husband Jason Alexander says he's been talking to her regularly, and says she doesnt want custody of her kids!
Also, yes Brit's dad is still in charge of her estate and affairs---- and for good reason. She really is crazy! SHe has so much law shit going on I cant even keep up.
Oh, and I cant tell you what is going on with that scum bag Adnan--
But here's a little something, he was spotted visiting Britney on the 13th, then early on the 14th he was questioned by cops at The Beverly Hills Hotel-- BECAUSE he punched another pap in the face for taking his picture!! What a fucking hypocrit! Then when the injured pap calls the police, Adnan was like, "Do you know who I am??" <----- HAHAHA! Seriously? I really am begining to feel SORRY for Brit. Everyone is using her!!
NOW ON TO THE GRAMMY'S!!
I know they were on, on Sunday--- but I Tivo'ed it, and didnt get to finish watching them until last night-->
(I know you're thinking, What the hell kind of Blogger are you!)
My opinion of the 50th Grammy Awards- were ho-hum.
The preformances were ok-- like Carrie Underwood. She seemed like she didnt want to even be there. Was she sick or something? Or has this sudden FAME gotten to her head? Really, she is the biggest American Idol yet. Sweeping EVERY Awards show for the last year. Im almost sick of her. But, I think it may be getting to her a bit-- because she seemed a bit thin to me.
What do you think??
I thought my 2 favorites-- my loves-- my constant sound track---
Amy Winehouse and Kayne were AWESOME!!!
Considering....
Kanye just lost his mother-- and his preformance made everyone cry (did you see Carrie Underwood BAWLING?) Yes, I thought it was tacky that he ranted AGAIN.... but hey..... Also, I thought it was sweet he thanked everyone for their support and love. Did you catch what Vince Gill said when he won the Country Award?? Well Vince was handed the award by Ringo Star, he he said, "Wow, I just got an ward from a Beatle. Can you say that Kanye?" <---- That was cute!
Then My Dear, Dear Amy--- she looks clean and sober..... but what the hell was she touching herself so much for?? Really--- it was like she was about to have an orgasm! hehe And she just couldnt stop smiling through her preformance, I think she was really geniunely happy and appreciative!
But her face when she won was priceless-- she deserved all 5 of her Grammy's!
Hopefully this will put her career and fortune into perspective for her.
Her mother says she's on the right path-- and that Amy will be giving one of her awards to her "Blake incarcerated"!
P.S.
When does Crack make your tits grow??
Then again-- Id hike those things up to, if I was going to see my husband in jail!
Here are some other photos from the Grammy's:
Beyonce' looking like she has no clue who's holding her hand.
Yoko Ono is a funny looking little thing, isnt she??
Beyonce' and Tina Turner gave a STELLER preformance, and opened the show with a bang!! Singing Proud Mary-- one of my favorites (though I prefer the CCR version myself).
Rhianna is another one of my favorites--> and I though she was adorable when she won for Umbrella, and grabbed Jay-Z and ran on stage with him!
Her preformance was classic too.
I think Nelly Furtado is preggers!!
Either way, I think she looked radiant!
***Some little Tid-Bits***
I smell the plans of a play date!!
These 2 have a lot in common now!
We've seen little Max---- now, I cant wait to see little Harlow!
I just wanted to throw in this picture because I love her, and wish I could be impregnated by her husband!
They make SUCH pretty children!!
Here she is with her son Cruz! (<--- love that name by the way!)
HERE YOU GO LADIES!!!
Ryan Renolds in Men's Health:
And his Girlfriend Scarlett on the cover of W with Natalie Portman!
I just have to say, Ive always loved Scarlett but I have so much respect for her in getting involved in raising politcal awarness to young adults. It doesnt matter who you vote for, as long as you vote. And I think she's really making youngsters aware. (She supporting Obama by the way).
It was a long one today-- I really hope you enjoyed it!!
And most of all-- I hope you all had a Wonderful Valentine's Day!!
Sorry this pic isnt the greatest, since ofcourse she's wearing black at night---> but I told you weeks ago, I thought she was!
Damn Im good--> now if only I could get myself knocked up! hahahahaha!
Everyone turned out for Madonna and GUCCI's event EVERYONE-->
(Can you believe lourdes is 11 already?? SHe's such a cutie!)
Demi and Ashton (who just celebrated his 30th birthday on Thursday), Rhianna, A-Rod, Gwenyth Paltrow, P. Didy.... Seriously, everyone!
Now-- I know people wanna knock Madonna for doing this, or even adopting. But seriously-- fuck you-- she's doing some good in the world. Drawing attention to a country and region that needs to be recognized. She's raising money, and making a differece--> No matter how small. Really, what are WE doing to help others, for us to even consider putting her down??
Anyway--> J. Lo was there....
AND she is HUGE. Really, wow. I cant even imagine having twins.
Marc just looks thrilled, huh? He's probably thinking--> "What the hell did I get myself into??" hehe
But we gotta give it to the girl-- she's out, and about, and wearing HEELS no the less. And, to be honest, for carrying a litter, and about to deliver ANY minute---> she looks incredible.
You'll see a photog offers to give Britney Adnan's new phone number--> and she says, "He can take his number and shove it up his ASS".....
What the bloody hell is going on?? Guess we'll find out as this train wreck unfolds!!
Now, enough about that.
Know how I said Miley Cyrus is EVERYWHERE these days... well yes-- yes she is.
(And thank to a little tip :) )
I found these pics of Miley on the internet:
Daddy must be soooo proud of his 15 year old daughter, huh?
(Thanks again for the tip!)
And, lastly Im leaving you with some bumming news:
Amy Winehouse was DENIED her Visa to the US.... which means, she WONT be preforming at The Grammys.
BUMMER!
Im off to finish cleaning, my Grandparents, Father, and Aunt are coming for lunch in the morning.... this will be the first time I get to see my Grandfther since his accident. So, Im really excited to see them!
Yeah!!
Have a wonderful Friday my dears, and I will be back soon!!
The reports state: "acute intoxication by the combined effects of oxycodone, hydrocodone, diazepam, temazepam, alprazolam, and doxylamine."
Here is the statement given by Heath's poor family:
"We remain humble as parents and a family, among millions of people worldwide who may have suffered the tragic loss of a child. Few can understand the hollow, wrenching, and enduring agony parents silently suffer when a child predeceases them. Today's results put an end to speculation, but our son's beautiful spirit and enduring memory will forever remain in our hearts.
While no medications were taken in excess, we learned today the combination of doctor-prescribed drugs proved lethal for our boy. Heath's accidental death serves as a caution to the hidden dangers of combining prescription medication, even at low dosage."
Our family enjoyed an extremely happy two week visit with Heath just prior to the New Year. Those recent precious days will stay with us forever. We as a family feel privileged to have some of his amazing magic moments captured in film. To most of the world Heath was an actor of immeasurable talent and promise. To those who knew him personally, Heath was a consummate artist whose passions also included photography, music, chess and directing. We knew Heath as a loving father, as our devoted son, and as a loyal and generous brother and friend.
We treasure our beautiful granddaughter Matilda (to our dear Michelle) as well as an unbelievably wonderful network of close friends, forever, around the world. Families rarely experience the uplifting, warm and massive outpouring of grief and support as have we, from every corner of the planet. This has deeply and profoundly touched our hearts and lives. We are eternally grateful.
At this moment we respectfully request the worldwide media allow us time to grieve privately, without the intrusions associated with press and photography.
Ive finally settled in back to my FLORIDA lifestyle. No traffic-- WARM weather, dont be jealous--> but it's going to be 85 here tomorrow!! And most of all waking up to my little family--> my man, me and the kitty!
HEHE
Now-- are y'all ready for some juicy celeb gossip??
YEAH!!
Here we go!!
The Latest On Britney!!
Her "friend" Sam has been drugging her! And her family has placed a restraning order against him!!
Her mother was quoted as saying:
"Sam told Jackie (Lynne's friend) and me that he grinds up Britney's pills, which were on the counter and included Risperol and Seroquel," Lynne says.
[Risperol is a sleeping medication, and Risperdal is an anti-pyschotic drug. Seroquel is prescribed to treat bipolar disorder.]
"He told us that he puts them in her food and that was the reason she had been quiet for the last three days," Lynne continues. "She had been sleeping. He told us that the doctor who is treating her now is trying to get her into a sleep-induced coma so that they could give her drugs to heal her brain."
Lutfi also demanded that Lynne do what he ordered, according to Lynne.
"I'm the one who spends 24/7 with your daughter," Lynne quoted him as saying. "I sleep in cars outside her house so she can't leave." He then allegedly told Lynne: "You people throw everyone under the bus. If you don't listen to me I'm going to make your name s--- in the papers."
Lynne added that Lutfi "told me that if he weren't in the house to give Britney her medicine, she would kill herself. Then he said to me, 'If you try to get rid of me, she'll be dead and I'll piss on her grave."
SHE IS ALSO BEEN CONFIRMED TO BEING IN TREATMENT FOR THE NEXT 14 DAYS.
Another Disney Alumn:
Miley Cyrus is a parasite.... ugh!
Really, this girl is everywhere!!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Her new 3-D movie is 1 this week--> then add in her huge success of a show, highest grossing tour.... this girl is HUGH......and the girl's only 15!! Oh, and ANNOYING! But, then again, who wasnt at 15??
I just cant wait for her to do something.... really, especially since her father Billy Ray Cyrus makes a huge point whenever interviewed, he's raising a teenager "the right way".
Jennifer Lopez's father has confimed that J. Lo IS definately expecting twins....
Apparently it runs in her family he says..... or maybe it was the fertility drugs she was probably on.
Speaking of pregnancy-->
WHOA--
I didnt know Tori Spelling what THIS far along.... I mean the girl just did this cover about getting her body in shape!
Jessica Alba has kicked Cash out TWICE.....
Just hormones?? Thats what she says:
"I think I threw him out of the house twice already since I've been pregnant, and he's like, 'Are you just pregnant? I hope you're just pregnant and acting crazy,' and I'm like, 'It has nothing to do with that.' "And then we cry and we hug and he's like, 'You're preggers, what do you want?' "Little things get me so mad… He calls five minutes later than he said he was going to. You get so emotional when you're pregnant, and so irrational. It's totally dumb."
– Jessica Alba
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A Quick pick of Nicole showing her barely there bump:
Amy and her beehive take a quick break from Rehab to apply for her visa.... to come to the Grammy's!!
How the hell does she walk in that thing??
But who cares--> she'll be preforming, if they allow her to come-- and that makes me excited!! Either she will rock the shit out of her amazing song choice, or she'll bomb.... either way it makes for some exciting news. At least to me.
Are any of you fans? I just recently downloaded like ALL of her stuff... and I love it all!
Her and Joss Stone.
WHo happened to take up a lot of the sites this week in NYC for Fashion Week:
So was Rhianna... the beautiful fashionista that she is!
I just love this SUPER short 'do she's got going on!
She just confirmed she's going on tour with Kayne West--> another one of my favorites right now... so this latest few tid-bits were close to my music loving heart!
What else is close to my heart was this:
THE GIANTS winning the Super Bowl!!!
My man's a HUGE Giants fan, and we went to his sports bar with a bunch of friends, got HAMMERED, had soooooooooo much fun.... and laughed our asses off at Paula Abdul. AND ROCKED OUT TO THE HALF TIME SHOW!!
Tom Petty is seriously one of my top 3 ALL TIME favorites!!
(My favs: Aerosmith, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, and Bon Jovi)
Now I must, Must, MUST fill you in on some Beckham news... really, what would one of my posts be without them!!??
Victoria and David are playing to adopt an African baby girl!!
ARE YOU READY TO HAVE YOUR HEART MELT????
Check these pictures of my hubby!
David, 32, spent four days in Sierra Leone in his role as a Goodwill Ambassador for United Nations' children's charity UNICEF two weeks ago.
During his heart-rendering trip he witnessed a birth and gave immunization drops to a newborn baby.
When he came home to his LA mansion and life style, David said: "I was close to tears. I had to step back and take a deep breath. I'm a very emotional person and I'm even more emotional now I'm a parent."
Oh yeah--- and the Spice Girls canceled the rest of their World tour.
I will leave you with a quick
Hot Mess Photo:
Kylie Minogue WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO YOUR FACE????
(Now)
She is looking more and more like a cat everyday.....
Before:
What do you think??
I guess it could be worse--> she could look like Li' Kim!!!
Who suddenly turned Asian!!
Anyway--- so Heath Ledger's toxology reports were SUPPOSED to come out today, but have been delayed 'til tomorrow, Wednesday.
I will try to pop in here a post them in the morning....
Speaking of tomorrow--> its going to be of those days. You know the days Im talking about. ERRAND DAYS! UGH! I have TONS of errands to do. The DMV, tag agency (fuckers never sent me my licence plate decal), Circuit City for my new tv stand--> yeah! And lastly the bank, then off to work!
But also before I go---> is there any gossip, or celebs you'd like me to show more of. I know I tend to only follow the preggo bellies, and other giley shit---> but hey, give me some feed back, and baby, I promise to follow through!!
P.S. I was just wondering if anyone of you have ever been married in Vegas. Not just one of those crazy drunken whims--> but actually made plans, and went. Please let me know any details you think I might be interested in..... ie: chapels, hotels, must see's and do's.....
Thanks My True Loves!!
( I just took this pic right now-- just for you!! hehehehe Yes, Im a dork!)
Eva Mendes is at the famous Cirque Lodge, near Sundance. The Lodge, which treated Lindsay Lohan and other stars, is one of the most respected treatment facilities in the country.
Eva has been at Cirque for several weeks.
I'll be back later this evening with a GOSSIP FILLED blog!!
Here's the break down. Ive been in Atlanta for the last 3 months working and spending time with my parents. Obviously Ive been working A LOT--> almost 60 hours this week.... UGH!
But tonight was my last nite, and let me tell you I will miss so many of my co-workers, the Buckhead atmosphere... and well of course my parents.
BUT my baby is flying in Monday (today) to drive back to Orlando with me on Tuesday.... Then its off to start work at our Orlando Seasons 52 (<----- thats where I work).
Soooooooooooo enough about me folks!
Lets have some gossip!!
I dont want to report on Heath's death, because there's nothing to report. And any "news" we all know will be gossip--- and not the type of gossip such a beautiful and talented man like Heath Ledger deserves. Really, he wasnt like Anna Nicole Smith.... we didnt seem him have a break down--- or do anything to lead us to believe any of the stupid shit being reported.
BUT I will post every detail of the TRUTH when the toxology reports come in. But one thing though. they are saying it may just be a death by natural causes.
OTHER GOSSIP!!
Well, tons of GIRLY gossip.... preggo bellies, rumors, and babies! And other tid bits too!
You heard it here first--->
Angelina is PREGNANT, and with twins theyre saying.....
BUT by "they"---> "sources close to the couple".
If not twins, definately preggers though. DOnt you think?
Now, I know how a lot of people feel about these two. But, I adore them---- never have we seen 2 people who are so passionate, loving, modest, and inspirational. They have the money, means, and love to give--- why not adopt and have tons of kids-- I WOULD. They will provide these children with the most amazing and enriching lives possible.... and whoever would think otherwise... is well retarded. hehe
How do you LOVE Halle's new look?? Let the countdown begin, huh?!
I think this will start a new trend... really, I do. I have curly hair like that-- but ALWAYS straighten it. If I cut it that short, Itd do that.... but I dont have the bals to cut it! Its gotten soooo long.... I want it down to my lower back. Only got like 4 more incehes to go!!
Wonder who will go first---> Halle or J. Lo???
Theyre saying J. Lo's having twins.... at her baby shower (where she was pictured above) she recieved both pink AND blue baby gifts. Hmm....
busy
adventurous
fabulous
anxious
breezy
animated
cooky/wacky
sleepy
is flying in Monday (today) to drive back to Orlando with me on Tuesday.... Then its off to start work at our Orlando Seasons 52 (<----- thats where I work).
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