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Saturday, May 24, 2008

FUCK URBAN OUTFITTERS! Dont Shop There any more.
Current mood: angry

The loaded owner of Urban Outfitters, Richard Hayne, doesn't want you to know who he is:

"Shopping in Urban makes you feel like you are somewhere radically Left-wing, an antidote to the corporate blandness of The Gap. But Hayne is a stanch conservative who donates money to Republican politicians, not least Rick Santorum, a now failed Senator whose views on homosexuality are both bizarre and old-fashioned. Hayne doesn't give many interviews precisely because he's afraid that college slackers who get to know him will suddenly realise that buying his clothes is like giving cash to George Bush. Once described as projecting a 'Dick Cheney-esque aura of no-nonsense grayflannel gravitas', Hayne must be the only retailer whose expansion plans depend on no one finding out who he really is. Despite the strife in the sector, Urban just beat Wall Street profit expectations yet again. So far, the illusion is holding up perfectly."

One can only hide for so long.

http://www.towleroad.com/2008/05/urban-outfitter.html


here is another store Im gonna have to protest.

Currently listening :
Girl You Lost
Release date: 2008-04-22

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Saturday, December 29, 2007

I’m a Big Boy Now.
Current mood: understimulated
Category: Life

Today was absolutely waste of a day. Last night i went to Scumber's drank a bit to much. The Bartender totally fucked up and my whole table was 12 dollars for 7 drinks. Met some people and went to their place for a semi after-party thing. It was really fun, and meeting new people is always a good thing. Got home around 7am and slept for 2 hours. I am totally not doing my art project, that i should be doing for my entrance application. I was supposed to do it all day today... and i didn't do it. I desperately need a life coach or therapy for my self-destructive pattern. Instead, i lounged around, ate, watched lifetime, and went shopping. On the brighter side of things, I bought the My So-Called Life dvd set. So right now @ 10:52 pm, I am having a My So-called Life Marathon. Totally going to sleep soon, and tomorrow I am doing my project. I have got to get my shit together. I need to get into this Masters Class. This is one of those moments in life where like it gonna change everything. Last week went to a new dietitian. That whore said I was a Carb Junkie. Im gonna do her 1600 calorie diet, but I'm gonna cheat a bit. I found an extra bottle in the closet of my mexico diet pills so Im gonna combined them. They are so great, they actually make you forget to eat. So what if I feel like I'm walking thru a Picasso painting and in-animated objects are talking to me. As long as all the voices in my head say I look hot, its all good in the hood.

See you guys tomorrow, Im one tired Bitch!

Currently watching :
My So-Called Life - The Complete Series (w/ Book)
Release date: 30 October, 2007

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Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Merry Fucking Christmas
Current mood: angry
Category: Life

I usually love the holidays. I love the shopping for gifts, the christmas cards, and the food. Our family tradition is that we celebrate Christmas on Christmas eve. It a big family thing we do, with all of my aunt, uncles, and cousins. It fun and i totally dig my family and extended parts as well. Until this year. So this year we decided to have Christmas at my aunts house. She usually invites some of her closer friends and co-workers. One of my uncles friend whom i only see like once a year for 10 minutes made a snide comment about my shaving into my beard (see picture). Ok whatever. He then goes a step further saying something about George Michael wanting his beard back. Ok lame but whatever. Then he says "I see we have switched team then." Ok... Did I just hear him correctly? So now he is saying this in-front of everyone in the house. I didn't reply or say anything. Then i pull out my Mac-book and and he says "so why you getting your computer out? gonna go t Straightmen.com?" WOW!?! You dumb fuck motherfucker! I don't even know you that well for you to be telling me this. I don't think i have ever felt so uncomfortable and so pissed. Usually I'd go off on someone for some stupid shit like that, but i couldn't cause i was around my family. Im so mad that my uncle or whoever was around did not say anything. I wanted to tell him, "Wow your right, I should be just like you. I mean beating your wife is so manly...right?" So when this is all going on, I am getting called by my aunt, granny and brother to do something for them. So i ended up leaving to go pick up a bike for my little cousin, and i swear i couldn't even breath. I mean this asshole and my uncle saying shit like that to me in front of other people. Never again, i mean never again will i go to their house for family events if those people are gonna be there. WOW I never get upset about stuff like this. People are always gonna criticize others about something or another. Yet when it comes from your own family thats when it really hurts. Im not totally open with my family about me. It just something that we don't talk about, and I'm fine with that, really i am. I understand you have kids, (not like they are already watching Tila Tequila or anything) but this was so ugly, and especially on Christmas eve. Wow You just ruined my fucking Christmas. FUCK YOU, YOU WIFE BEATER!

Currently listening :
Do They Know It’s Christmas?
By Band Aid 20
Release date: 03 January, 2005

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Sunday, May 06, 2007

Asshole For Life
Current mood: gloomy

So today has started off very rocky and its only noon.  I dident even go to the gym cause I had no
gas. I  Can't find my wallet witch has my gas card.  So I called my mommy to
see if i could borrow her gas card.  Did I memtion that I was already late for
work too.  Well anyway, I leave like a bat out of hell and speed to the
nearest gas station.  I almost hit this red truck thats trying to pullout. I
flick him off cause he is an idiot.  When i try to pump my gas the damn machine
is broken.  So i Run inside and the gas lady is making a three flavored
slushie (big girl) and is taking forever.  There is this little old guy in
front of me and he is all reading a book.  So I start coughing to get 
the ladys attention to come to the register.  So finally she says she coming and is walking slower then a slug.  So I skiped the man and was all can you
just fill up number 2.  And I in the process I  MAY have upset him since i skipped him and all.  But I'm in a rush so whatever. I Run to my car, fill up, run back inside sign the reciete and take off.  As I try to get out of the gas station.  I can fell the burn of a
stare on me.  I look back and its the guy I almost him and the man I
skipped inthe store.  Apperenty they were fatehr and son.  Then I recognize them.  The guy in the truck was some kid that I was so horrible to in elementry school.  We were kind of friends for a while but he was super weird.

FLASH BACK.

It was 5th grade and overnight the whoke class started caring about cloths, 90210 and hair.  The topic of conversation changed from barbie's to boobs, and  if you dident see the mtv music awards you were a dork So while the whole fifth grade class became  these  Mean Girls.  Eddie was still into bugs, camping and going air shows and working with his microscope. I remember in 6th grade once...we were on the bus.  And I remember all the kids making fun of him. And I felt bad for him but the social scene in middle school was life or death for everyone. (admit it!) and I remeber felling so embarassed when he would talk to me. So one day while he was telling me about if  i want to go camping. I just told him that I coudent be his friend cause he was really weird.  And I could tell that I hurt his little feeling.  To this day I feel so horrible
about that. He dident speak to me after that and everytime I passed his
house walking from the bus stop, I'd  think about that.  I do have to say that today  he is really cute now. and that I love me some dorky boys.  But I'm sure my actions today did not help.  He probibly thinks " God he is still an asshole to this very day.  So if by any change Eddie is on her. SORRY SORRY SORRY for being a total dick in school.  Sorry for almost hitting you with my car, and  sorry I skipped your dad @ the gas station. 

Currently listening :
Deep Cuts
By The Knife
Release date: 31 October, 2006

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Just Working On My Fitness
Current mood: bouncy

So once again I'm going on an extreme diet. I got two months till the 
true colors tour. And I wanna be a hot hussy boy toy. I would love to
lose 20 pounds. That would be great. So this morning I went to the gym
and took these crazy workout pills. So I'm there working it harder then
ever thrusting away. Doing squats like no ones business. I got this book
called "the body of the God's book. Also know as the anti titanica book
to help me on my journey to becoming a cover model for YOB (young bear
magazine). I'm so their kind of guy. Anyway I get all the shit I need
to begin my circuit. And I'm doing it and my pills are kicking in. I
got my rythem down, and I gots my madonna remixes blasting away. Then
out of nowhere, some china man comes into my personal area. And just
stands there looking all confused but I know he don't speak english.
And when you do a circuit you go from exercise to another, the whole
point is not to stop movement from one set to another. So this china
man is all in my way. Then he tries to get on my 1 person mat. What
the fuck? So I shoot him a dirty look and then he grabs my weights. So
I glance at the wall. Mabye there are no more weights, if thats the
case fine take them... I mean don't ask or anything. But the wall is
full of weights. There were thre sets of 20 pound weights. Why did he
take mine. So then he starts doing thing that only can be described as
a bird in the proccess of taking to flight. He walkes away with my
weights that I had and walked around the gym throwing his arms in the
air. Damn crazy china man! So he put then down and walks off. So I
go back to get them and bring then back to my mat. He come back and
takes them again. So I have no idea why but I tell him in spanish that
those are mine. ? Don't know why. He dident know english so mabye he
knew spanish, I don't know. So after that I was like what crazy china
man. Finished my set and went home. What a great way to start my program right?

Currently listening :
GSSP RMX
By The Gossip
Release date: 22 August, 2006

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Thursday, April 19, 2007

on second thought...
Current mood: drunk

well....,. my last blog could have been a production of not taking my phentramine pill.  Because i went out tonight and had a fucking blast.  Went to go see Ferry Corsten.  Felt up 3 straight boys,  bit a nipple of an alleged breeder.  Kissed two "straight boys" , got 2 shots bought form chicas that thought i was adorable.  Ohh yes baby Im back in business.  and Umm Steven.... Im younger and cuter then you hunny. Bring it!!!! Im back and readyto  spread my herps all around to other... casue givinng is sharing.   I love you guys.....   Live life as wild and big as possible...fuck everyone else.  This is your time...WORK IT!!!!!  I Love all of my family and friends... Live it up Kids....

Currently listening :
The Confessions Tour - Live from London (CD+DVD)
By Madonna
Release date: 30 January, 2007

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007

The End Of The Road.
Current mood: depressed

So I got a new phone.....how excided am i? After much debate I got the
sidekick 3 its ok I guess.  But the picture quality SuCks and the
internet is slow. And you have to open it to dial.....you know now that
I think about it should have gotten the envy. Damn. Oh well I only got a
year contract.  Whatever. So what has been going on.  Well my kichen is
almost done... can't think of a paint color to go with it.  Should'nt
interir decorating be in my DNA?  Well whatever.  I'm so excided about
this weekend.  Its Madonnarama @ SOUTH BEACH.  Don't think ill be
dressing up this time.  I'm gonna pull a butch thug look while working
an old school madonna t. When the fuck did I become so boring? It just
kind of happens one day.  It hit me yesterday when I was at HEB.  I was
debating on getting stay firm lotion or shimmer lotion, then I had to
get some eye cream... who am I? I guess all those all nighters are
finally catching up.  And then last weekend. While I was @
southbeach....I just thought....I'm so over this. I'm so ready to become
a gay breeder. You know the gays that live in the subburbs.  Their house
a little less urban outfitters a little more pottery barn.  The gay who
does volenteer work and goes to an endless stream of equal rights
gala's.  The gay who gets botox shots instead of bumps in the restroom
stalls.  Yup Kids.....trading in my disco pink platforms for some prada
ankle boots.  I mean I'm almost....27....26  umm 25. Uggh were did all
the time go? Well its like they say if you don't remember it. That means
it was the time of your life.  Now all I need is my perfect ken doll to
acompany me in my journey of semi adulthood.  All application should be
typed and double spaced.  You know my eyesight isent what it used to
be.

Ps.  The plus side to the sidekick is that I can do my journals all on
company time... don't you just love it!

Currently listening :
Standing in the Way of Control
By Gossip
Release date: 24 January, 2006

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Man Bites X-ray Worker
Current mood: sick

So Ok... My tooth has been hurting for a while now. So I broke down and went to the Dentist.  So Since I havent  been in forever I had to get some Xrays.  So they put this thing in your mouth and you have to bite down on it.  So I had to do it like 4 diffrent times.  Im sure you know where this is going.  So everytime she put the thing in my mouth she would say. "Bite down" So I would.  On the last one she put it in place and I bite down.  I got her finger, and she tried to pull out and I ripped her glove.  She kind of yelled.  it was pretty funny.  I tried not to laugh but it was fucking great. So Im in the room waiting for the dentist to come in and he is there talking to me and telling me what i need for my grill.  So he is all let me take a look in there.  So my seat goes down and i start to recline.  Right befor he puts his hands in my mouth,  he stops and is all.... "Dont Bite Me"  How embarrassing.

Ps. And no she doesnt need any shots!

 

I think Im getting sick....Uggghh I dont want a cold.

Currently listening :
Global Underground 21 - Moscow
By Deep Dish
Release date: 01 November, 2001

7:29 PM - 7 Comments - 6 Kudos - Add Comment

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Numerology....of all things me.
Current mood: full

The name Robert Christopher Reyes is dominated by the numbers 1, 5 and 5.

First Impression
Dominant Impression Number: 1

The name Robert Christopher Reyes reflects drive, a pioneering spirit, leadership, independence and originality. The energy behind this name is strong and forceful and promotes an unconventional, innovative, and decisive approach. Highly focused and self-reliant, the name Robert Christopher Reyes carries with it an unmistakable "can do" attitude. It reflects confidence, energy, strength and perseverance. There is a definite sense of danger and risk-taking as well.

The name Robert Christopher Reyes does not inspire patience and sensitivity, and does not promote cooperation or a diplomatic approach to problem solving. Think of this name as a masculine, aggressive, creative force.

Most positive characteristics: Strength, originality, courage, imagination, creativity, confidence. Good for competitive, high-risk ventures.

Most negative characteristics: Pride, intolerance, excessive aggressiveness. Not good for people-oriented ventures or healing, counseling and retail businesses.

Vocal Impact
Vowel Vibration Number: 5

The vowels in Robert Christopher Reyes add a considerable amount of dynamic, highly charged and often passionate energy to the Dominant Impression. It enhances a sense of freedom, adventure, variety, risk-taking, sensuality, adaptability, and flexibility. They reflect intelligence, curiosity, and enthusiasm. They add spice to the name. The art of self-promotion can be a real asset. The vowels also reflect an enhanced ability to communicate, to think clearly in a crisis. Generally, they are also a sign of good physical and mental reflexes.

Extrovert and social, the name tends to lower our usual limits towards indulgence.

Not particularly stable and certainly unpredictable, the vowels nonetheless inspire deep and lasting commitments.

Base Vibration Number: 5

The Base Vibration in Robert Christopher Reyes is extrovert and dynamic. It is stimulating and charismatic. There is a sense of freedom and adventure, of "anything is possible," and a willingness to take risks and get off the beaten path. The base vibrations in Robert Christopher Reyes reflect intelligence, appetite for the unusual, and great tolerance. It helps attract those who are uncomfortable with the status quo - the eccentrics, the artists, those who don't "fit in."

The base vibrations in Robert Christopher Reyes carry a high-pitched, nervous energy that, when controlled and focused, can be extremely inventive. Fame and fortune often result from this kind of dynamism, but only when coupled with discipline and focus.

Last Four Digits of Your Telephone Number: 8393

Your telephone number adds to 5. Adventure and change, this number is anything but stable. Expect the unexpected. Good for sales pitches. Also good for unconventional individuals and freedom loving travelers. Not so good for families. Lacks discipline and responsibility. Not good for people with eating disorders or dependencies of any kind.

House Address: 7006 Santa Maria
This is a number 2 address.

This address is particularly well suited for young families and couples. The house inspires sensitivity, empathy, and romance. Under normal circumstances, people will get along easier and be more tolerant of others due to the peaceful, loving influence of this number. Single individuals may find the space depressing and sometimes feel as if its environment drains their energy. Good address for social events. This house needs visitors.

Strengthen the positive influence of this address with: Warm and soft or pastel colors. Plenty of throw pillows and carpets. Furniture should be plentiful, feminine, and well-coordinated.

 

 

How Creepy.  ITs alll Mostly true.  Everything is right on. 

.. upsell -->.. upsell -->

Currently watching :
20 Centimeters
Release date: 05 December, 2006

1:37 PM - 4 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

The New Girl
Current mood: tired

So Last Month I got a new Roommate.  And she walks all over the old hag of whoreanus Roomie that I had last.  The one that left me will bills, and a house full of fleas.  May God Lay his Wrath of You, you cunt of a whore LISA... but I digress.  She is younger then me, which makes me fell a bit old.  Yet she is so responsible and pays her half, without being all Lisaish about it.  She is also in a band, and plays guitar, and piano.   Who know I may just start playing again. Who cares if I got to start back at book 3 intermediate.  OMG I got a great story about me and a recital that I did in 8th grade, just hold on.  Well anyway LIZA (my new roommate) I think we get along very well.  The only thing that I think is kind of strange is she is all about the Hard Rock and Metal.  Like...ewww when I used to work at HOT TOPIC, I would always scratch up all the metal and hard rock cd's so we couldn't play them, stuff like Disturbed, Incubus, and ICP...really that is some gross music.  So what ever.  I'm sure she is all that DAMN gay boy with all his GODDAMMED Diva House music.  I know I have a problem but what ever you're into its all good... Right?  Well anyway she is super adorable and fun.  ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

So about my story.  I was in 8th grade...and we had practiced all semester at my Visual and Performing Arts School.  I had a recital playing a piece called "Air in a (G-string) ....I know how funny.  That Night was HORRILBE.  The first couple of people went on with out a problem.  Then it started.  I totally remember it will.  Ashley Blaylock when up to do her piece.  She was the only girl who single handedly start the whole Thigh High Colored fishnet craze.  She was so punk rock.  Well anyway. She went up to the stage in a black and Red baby doll dress and played five or six cords and got up, bowed and walked off.  People looked at each other and clapped hesantly.  Then Chris...I think his name was Sandres went up and struggled, I mean struggles thru his piece.  Like it was painful to hear him play.  So then it was my turn.  I walk up there all sweaty and I go sit at the piano.  I play the first couple of cords and then my mind goes blank.  So I stop.  I start from the beginning and the same thing.  I start again and the same thing.  So it dead silences and then I hear a Loud Laugh, come from the back of the room.  I tried to start again. And my teacher goes on stage and takes me off.  I just wanted to DIE.  So I sit next to Ashley and she is all whatever....it doesn't even matter.  So I wasn't sad or Upset just embarrassed that some one laughed at me.  So afterwards.  I found my MOM and she busts out Laughing.  She is all OMG that was the funniest things I have ever seen in my life.  I'm so glad that I took off work for that.  She was the one who was laughing at me.    

Currently watching :
20 Centimeters
Release date: 05 December, 2006

6:35 AM - 12 Comments - 7 Kudos - Add Comment


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