I got this message from "Lilli" with my comment added
love ur work and i think your funny :)Well duh I'm awesome in so many ways, and what happened that you couldn't tell me about my comedy? You must be in a rush or something.
hey this competition might be good for you (it's free to join) ..www.ichooz. tv...i saw this site and i think you should check it outHey thanks Lilli. I may check this out and see if it's worth a try
www. ichooz. tv ...Yeah you just said that in the last sentence
if you're not sure of the competition, please look at the other comedians who are competing for september as this could you for october, I could win a month? Oh check out the competition see if I have what it takes, nice.
i totally would vote for you and ,it might be a good exposure. How sweet, and yeah a exposure is great for cancer... you meant "some" good exposure
...just helping out !!!! im a big fan!!! WOW three exclamation points. Now that's a fan.
if you win, you'll be moving on to hollywood for a live televised event. think of it like American idol meets last comic standing. ??? isn't LCS already like American Idol? OH you mean without the already knowing who's going on to the finals before the show airs part.
thanks, lilliNo, thank you lilli...why isn't your name capitalized? Oh wait there's a P.S.
PS- your video "accoustic godzilla" might be a good audition entry.let me know if you wan me to txt vote for you. ...?... BITCH! There are two problems with this P.S. beside not putting a "t" in want and not using "." in P.S. Accoustic Godzilla is not me. NOR is it comedy! god damn BOTS.
Then I got a follow up message from lilli 35 minutes later asking if I got "her" message. WTF BOT? get a damn job or something instead of sending emails out all day long.... Oh crap, I need to get back to work
11:02 AM - Betting pool of PooP!
Current mood: Shitty
I would like to start a pool to see when Mike Brody Will PooP on his roomate's (Bill Young) bed.
Date and Time will be the main brackets, with Mike on the road doing his bits at far off club. If you choose 9/11/08 11:45 PM and Mike PooPed on 8/08/08 11:45pm you'd get points for time but, not as many if you'd have choose the date.
There will also be categories;
Type of Poop
Emotion of PooP
How far Bill is from the Bed during the Poop
How far Mike is From the bed during the PooP
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What Mike is wearing during PooP
What shitty music Mike is listening to during the PooP
Who will make a joke about the PooP after said PooP
and who will get laid first after the PooPing. (I'm already betting on Mike)
so at the end of the year who ever has the most points from all of Mike's PooPing on Bill's bed wins the kity
Bill pOOping on Mike's bed will not be apart of this pool
Mike and Bill are not allowed to bet on this event, as I do not want them to be "Pete Rosed" from the comedy hall of fame
If we're best friends, if we're bitter enemies, if you think I suck, if I think you blow......
Doesn't matter. I (Daryl Horner) am calling a "truce" for at least the next month and a half.
The Venice Beach Artist assoc. has chosen Minnepolis as one of the cities it will be filming for it's upcoming 5 disc box set documentary.
They have chosen me (Daryl Horner) to host this event, and represent Minneapolis during the 4 days of shooting. I have accepted, but only with the understanding that I will not do it alone. We will be the ONLY city in this country being represented by multiple rooms.
Chicago comics have decided to do theirs at the Improv in Shaumberg (like THAT is what their open mic's are like)
I ( Daryl Horner) have enlisted Chris Maddock and Benny Quash to assist in this venture, and will gladly accept the help of any other comic, new or working, love me or hate me, and here is why. Hosting this event at Willy's for 4 days would not be representative of what Minneapolis comedy is. That is why I have requested from the VBA, and been granted the request to have it move from local to local. It will kick off in August with the Death Comedy Jam. It will then move to the Corner Bar for at least one night, if not two. It will then conclude at WIlly's on SUnday night. Each night will include up to 25 comics. I don't know if we have 100 open comics in this city, but I think we can get quite a few out to each of these rooms.
Instead of breaking down what is going on, at the end of this, I will give you their webpage, and myspace address, so you can learn about what is going on.
Now, here comes the "bad news"
VBA is asking for a $25.00 money order with your registration. It is immediately donated to Breast Cancer research, or African Famine relief, which both can be verified at their webpage. In return you will be provided with a box set of the documentary, a dvd quality copy of your performance, and the opportunity to be flown to Los Angeles for a showcase, NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, or how long you have been doing it.
I know that comics, in general, are BROKE ASS, that is why, on the night we tape at willy's, I ( Daryl Horner) will be refunding my 25 comics at least $250.00 out of my own pocket. I will attempt to raise ALL of your money, but I will GUARANTEE at least that. I am going to work with Chris, Benny, and as many other comics who are willing to work with me, to insure that we get as much money back to you as possible.
You HAVE to act fast, as these events will be from August 7-10th.
I say this to Joey ILO, and to all the comics at ACME, it doesn't matter if we're friends, what matters is that Minneapolis comedy is represented as it truly is, and you guys are as much a part of this scene as anyone else.
Remember, they are making a documentary about the scene. Not the best, not the worst, EVERYONE Below you will find their website, once you are there, look at the icons on the bottom, click the comedy icon, and register.
Reprint this, BLOG this, call your friends, call your enemies.
It's time Minneapolis got the respect it deserves, and I think this is our opportunity
Thank You For your time, Daryl Horner-Verbally Vicious-Host/Emcee of the "Loose Cannon Comedy Show", Willy's in Coon Rapids
Go to the web address first, then go to their myspace and friend request them, that way you can receive the daily bulletins they are putting out about what is going on.
Again, PLEASE, repost it, spreaad the news, and I understand that with the promise of at least a partial refund, many of you will submit to perform that SUnday night. I understand that completely, just keep in mind that I will be working with ID, and MCDS to try and help them get you some of your money back as well.
If you hiccup and fart at the same time, your stomach will turn inside out.
If you combine turkey, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce and one green vegetable, you get the chemicals which make LSD, which is why Thanksgiving always gets so freaky and everyone gets into fights.
AIDS came from people French-kissing their dogs.
The secret ingredient in Taco Bell 7-Layer Burritos is horse blood.
Simon Cowell is actually from Oklahoma, and just talks that way on TV.
If you fold a dollar bill a certain way, you can see Betsy Ross naked.
Daddy Longlegs' legs taste like spearmint.
The inventor of Elmer's Glue was born with horns, and that's his picture on the bottle.
Everyone who has ever beat Ninja Gaiden Black has died the next day.
ABBA stands for "All-father Baal Beats Angels".
Yu-Gi-Oh! was supposed to have a new season but the FBI stepped in and shut it down under the Patriot Act, and no one knows why.
The phrase "Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge" is propaganda created and promoted by the American Fudge Council.
Girls don't wear underwear in Canada.
The film rating XXX is pronounced "kccchhggh".
If you have ever touched a baked potato without gloves, the government has your fingerprints on file.
There is cocaine at the center of Polly-O String Cheese.
If you play Paper Mario for exactly fifty-five hours, fifty-five minutes, and fifty-five seconds, you'll get a cheat code that lets you play as Lara Croft...naked.
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