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Gender: Female
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 34
Sign: Capricorn

City: San Francisco
State: California
Country: US

Signup Date: 11/19/03

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Saturday, October 18, 2008

blame the cheese black-out!

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Thursday, September 04, 2008

extra! extra!

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Hey Marys,

I'm just beginning to recover from a summer chock full of activity and that's why I haven't written in a few weeks. Between Midnight Mass winding down, the Underground Film Fest happening again, and Trannyshack ending, I'm kinda wiped and perhaps even a lil' down in the dumps. But not for long! Because (weather permitting), I'm going to Walt Disney World! It's true. I want to be in one of those commercials they have. I picture Peaches exhausted and perhaps dripping in <>A Nightmare On Elm Street fake blood, hobbling out of the theatre when someone off- camera yells "Peaches Christ, now that Midnight Mass is over what's next?" and then I could turn and flash those fucked up brown and black teeth while proudly exclaiming "I'M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!". Cue the sound of children screaming in horror. Anyhow, sadly when you live in San Francisco not everyone can share your enthusiasm for the Mouse. It's true that people judge you when you choose to go to Disney World multiple times. Totally judge you. Even our ghoul-friend Cassandra Peterson told me she thought that Dupuy and I were "weird" for going back so soon after our last trip. That hurt a little bit but I also kinda love that this is what makes me weird in her eyes! At least she was nicer than most San Franciscans who look at you with contempt when you announce that's your vacation destination. I'd get a better response if I were to say "I'm going to spend my time off beating babies". Anyhow, I digress. If the hurricanes allow us to leave, I'll be heading to Florida later this weekend. Puke if you must! It only makes me feel like it's that much more transgressive and I am puh-roud of it. It's gotten to the point where people have stopped asking Dupuy and I about our love for the World because it just starts to make them feel awkward and strange. So, unless you're ready for a big mouse earful of defensive enthusiasm and dorky fan-girl sentiment, it's best not to ask. But enough about that!

It's become increasingly clear that the fantastic host of Midnight Mass, Landmark's Bridge Theatre, has grown to rely on the success of Midnight Mass more and more each year. Sadly, there are way too many exhibitor screens in the San Francisco movie market and the theatres taking the biggest hit are the single-screens. So, for that reason I'm asking anyone that appreciates the Bridge to consider visiting them more frequently throughout the year. Now, while I'm away, I have to let you know about all the amazingly gay stuff going on over at the Bridge Theatre! Tomorrow, the theatre opens Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild. I know, I know. However, our gal pals RuPaul and Lady Bunny are in it, so it might just end up funny after all. I haven't seen it yet, so I really can't say anything either way- but you can check out the trailer for it RIGHT HERE. Oh! And speaking of trailers about gays, I'm very thrilled to report that the brand new trailer for the highly anticipated fall release MILK was released yesterday and you can totally spot yours truly smack dab in the middle of it. Now, don't blink or you'll miss me. I'm there though, and the best part is that stills from the movie have started to be released and in one of them, I can see a blurry Peaches standing in the background of another scene that takes place on a different night (yet I'm wearing the same outfit in both scenes). Ooops! Anyhow, you can check out the exciting new Milk trailer RIGHT HERE and you can see my blurry out-of-focus head in a still from the movie RIGHT HERE.

And then next weekend, the fun continues when our very good friend LeMay (recently seen on TV's Project Runway) comes into the Bridge Theatre to produce a fabulously glamorous vintage fashion show preceding the evening screenings of the new movie The Women on Saturday, September 13th. LeMay is proprietress of Retrofit Vintage Clothing on Valencia Street and is pulling together a gorgeous parade of fashions for your viewing pleasure. Also, feel free to dress up yourself! I'm sure LeMay will dish about her experience doing the drag queen episode of Project Runway so be there to hear the dirt. It's going to be a really fun way to check out the new movie.

Fiercely Yours,

Peaches Christ

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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

outrageous!

Midnight Mass, Friday Aug. 15th

OK, so even though we recently wrapped up things with the last Trannyshack show and then the final Midnight Mass show this summer, there's still one GIGANTIC weekend of entertainment left. Please, take advantage of an entertainment packed coupla days! This Friday, Vinsantos and I are thrilled to return to the Bridge Theatre with another installment of the SF Underground Short Film Festival. This has absolutely become one of my favorite nights of the year! The entire show is comprised of locally produced short films that embody an outrageous spirit and artistry that Vinsantos and I want to celebrate and showcase. Come out and join us for a wild night of movies and entertainment. Also, tonight's show has a special reduced ticket price of only $10. We now have an online trailer and list of movies that you can check out RIGHT HERE. It truly is the only film festival in town to open with a live tranny rock number!

And then on Saturday night, it's the great big Trannyshack Kiss Off event featuring a multitude of performances and superstars. I'll be joining Heklina onstage as a hostess and let me just say that the line-up of entertainment could not be grander. This is going to be one gigantic drag spectacle featuring out-of-town superstars, local legends, and the re-creation of some of the best pageant numbers ever to have graced the Trannyshack stage. Ironically, everything in this email comes full circle when I think about it because we did a photo-shoot for the SF Chronicle this past Friday for an article about the Kiss Off event and because I was on my way to Midnight Mass, I'm seen in the photos wearing my Peaches Krueger ensemble. I kind of love that there's really no context for why I'd be dressed this way in the article itself. Basically, Heklina and Putanesca look all glamorous and nice, while I appear hideous and fucked. Oh well! You can check out the Chronicle article RIGHT HERE. Also, full details regarding the actual Kiss Off show can be found RIGHT HERE. In honor of looking back at some of the moments and memories that made Trannyshack so special, the House of Herrera put up a little retrospective. Just click on the Trannyshack banner found on their site RIGHT HERE. Enjoy! I hope to see lots of you all weekend long.

Fiercely Yours,

Peaches Christ

PS: My wonderful friends Marc and Fausto from the 1 LGBT talk-show Feast of Fools arrived in SF yesterday to cover our big week of events as we close out the summer. It was so great to finally meet them in-person! We actually recorded our first show last night and they've already posted it online. I'll also be doing another show with them featuring Heklina that will post later this week. And if that's not enough, they're having a Listener Party tomorrow night (Thursday) at the Pilsner Inn starting at 7pm. Swing by and meet the guys in-person. If you'd like to listen to the show we just did check it out RIGHT HERE.

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Thursday, August 14, 2008

what a nightmare!

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Hey Marys,

First and foremost, please forgive me if this email isn't as peppy as my regularly hysterically, cherry newsletter. I have a big emotional hang-over from staying up all night at the last ever Trannyshack show at the Stud last night. It truly is an end to an era and all evening long, I was flooded with memories from the past twelve years. It was an overwhelming experience full of laughter and even tears. Yes, I cried. Believe it or not, I am capable of having emotions. At the end of the night, when we brought Bobby Barber up onstage to thank him for all his "fan of the tran" work and support, the audience started cheering and boom, tears just welled up in my eyes and I had no control over it. Heklina handled the evening so graciously, and it was wonderful sharing the stage with so many amazing people last night, as well as, for the past twelve years. Of course, Trannyshack at the Stud is over but we still have the giant Kiss Off happening Saturday, Aug. 23rd (the night after our SF Underground Short Film Festival). The wonderful DJ Pinky Ring has already posted backstage photos from last night RIGHT HERE and Starr Munroe posted gorgeous photos of the show itself RIGHT HERE. Sniff. Sniff.

I'm really glad that our Jawbreaker guest of honor, writer & director Darren Stein, was able to stay in town and come to the last Shack. We had a blast this past weekend premiering the first ever midnight screening of Jawbreaker and our pre-show performance attempting to re-interpret the film in less than 15 minutes was a smash hit. L. Ron Hubby as Fern / Vylette was beyond perfect. She is truly a Midnight Mass superstar. The entire cast of bitches was sexy and sassy and if you missed our number, you'll just have to catch it the next time we do Jawbreaker because there are some surprises that I just don't want to give away. Also, the wonderfully eccentric and talented Thomas Dekker of TV's Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles sang his song honoring his favorite movie and it was excellent. Thomas painted his face as though it were a giant jawbreaker and he fit right in with our group of misfits. You'd never have guessed he's the star of FOX's number one show. Thomas is welcome back any time! As a matter of fact, it looks like Thomas will be coming back to SF when it's time to shoot our feature film All About Evil. You heard it hear first! Our Vylette aka L. Ron Hubby took some great pics that can be seen RIGHT HERE. Also, Bridge Theatre photographer Colleen Cummins continues her document of this season's Midnight Mass with another fantastic set of pics RIGHT HERE.

Now, onto another exciting announcement. This weekend marks the season finale at Midnight Mass and in many ways we saved the best for last. I am so excited about our giant NIGHTMARE TRIBUTE WEEKEND, I can hardly sleep. In eleven years of Midnight Mass I've never been able to screen the original A Nightmare On Elm Street... until now. This Friday, August 15th we'll present the Nightmare that started it all and on Saturday, August 16th we re- welcome my second favorite nightmare movie A Nightmare On Elm St. 3: Dream Warriors. So excited! I'll be appearing as Peaches Krueger and will be joined by flawed and tragic sidekick Martiny. But that's not all! Whether I like it or not, my arch-nemesis and all around hideous monster, the one and only Troll Girl returns to the Midnight Mass stage after a seven year absence. It's going to be quite a show! Be careful where you sit, because there's an "audience wet section" and you may end up with some gore, blood, or cheese blackout on your clothes should you choose to sit there. If you'd like to learn more about Martiny, Troll Girl or our strange history, CHECK THIS OUT.

Fiercely Yours,

Peaches Christ

PS: Don't forget that the fantastic all new line-up happens next Friday, August 22nd. You can check out the brand new event trailer now online RIGHT HERE.

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Wednesday, August 06, 2008

i killed the queen dream. deal with it.

This is excerpted from one of my weekly newsletters sent to members of the highly exclusive PEACHES CHRIST FAN CLUB. Fan club members get special notice about fun stuff, advance ticketing privileges, breaking tranny gossip, and free stuff for fantastic folks.

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Hey Marys,

Despite all of our ticketing drama, this past weekend featured two giant shows of Purple Rain at Midnight Mass and the full houses proved that people's purple passion is as strong as ever! We had a blast. I forgot how much sheer fun it is to play a rock star like that. Also, the return of Martiny as "the dove" could not have been more wonderful. Every year, her gigantic shoulder pads get bigger and bigger and this year she appeared so bizarre that we nicknamed her the hunchback of Purple Rain. And of course, no Purple Rain event is complete without the triple-threat performance given by professional slut Putanesca. It is always a revelation. Another revelation was the absolutely inspired Purple Passion Fashion Parade presented by Fruitbomb, who's both a costume designer and gigantic Prince obsessive. Loads of people have already asked about how to get in touch with Fruitbomb, and he's allowed me to share his My Space page with you RIGHT HERE. Also, our staff photographer from this past weekend is still working on getting photos to me, but in the meantime I found these pictures taken on someone's iPhone (surprisingly well) and they can be seen RIGHT HERE. Also, I found this pic of Martiny and I that is fairly dramatic. You can see it RIGHT HERE. Enjoy!

OK, this coming weekend truly is one I've been looking forward to for some time. Every year, I carefully select a Midnight Mass Debut selection and call it my "secret treasure pick". These are films that have not yet become officially recognized "midnight movies", but are worthy of all the attention and fanfare of our regular titles. Past selections have included Spider Baby, The Apple, Teen Witch, and Coffy among others. Many go on to become signature shows for us and get programmed at midnight screenings around the country. Well, this year's selection is extra fancy and quite possibly the meanest movie we've ever screened. Do not miss the Midnight Mass premiere of Jawbreaker! We're also presenting our first-ever Convention of Bitches. This basically means that if you're a bitch, come and be bitchy. Learn it. Love it. Live it. Bitches rule the school this Saturday and we've put together a pre-show so jam-packed with entertainment, I'm going to keep much of it a giant surprise. Just know that we're planning an opening number starring real-life bitches Becky Motorlodge, Marina Bitch, and Sasha of the Gay Mafia, as well as, L. Ron Hubby, Hugz Bunny, Dementia, and yours truly. Also, I must say that it means the world to me that my good friend, Jawbreaker writer & director, Darren Stein, will finally be joining me onstage as our guest of honor to talk all about the making of his outrageous movie. I've heard some of the behind-the-scenes tales and much of it is too good to be true. Don't miss it! For a sneak preview check out the trailer RIGHT HERE. Also, the one teen scene I'll never forget, one we'll certainly be homaging this Saturday and the one that still feels, well, shocking can be seen RIGHT HERE!

And speaking of Darren, I really have to say that he was the first to reach out and offer to help us get the ball rolling on our first feature film. We met three years ago and talked about him coming on board as producer and without his help I doubt we'd be moving forward with the project today. Last week I told you about how Elvira announced that her alter- ego Cassandra Peterson would be starring in my movie The Blood Shed. Some of you may remember that the title The Blood Shed was a replacement title for Grindhouse, which is the name of the short film I based the feature on. For obvious reasons, I had to change the Grindhouse title when another (bigger) movie came out, beating us to the punch. So, long story short- Elvira makes the exciting announcement last week and almost immediately we find out that there is another movie, recently released, called The Blood Shed. I had no idea! Now, this wouldn't be such a huge problem if the film weren't described as an "over-the-top gore comedy". Uhhhh... that's kinda problematic and we describe my movie the same way. But it gets even better! The film was made by an indie horror filmmaker in New Jersey who just happens to be a tranny. WTF? I mean, what are the chances? Needless to say, I knew we needed a brand new title- one that's never been used and one that we could officially and finally lay claim to. So, you're the first to know that the all new title of our first- feature film is...

ALL ABOUT EVIL

I hope you like it! I'm actually really pleased with how this is working out and ironically, this new title is a better fit for our film over- all. I'll keep you posted on any further developments! Until then, I hope to see you all on Saturday for our giant Convention Of Bitches. Admit it, you belong there. Why? Because you're a total fucking bitch.

Fiercely Yours,

Peaches Christ

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Thursday, July 31, 2008

lets go crazy!

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Hey Marys,

This past weekend marked the half-way mark for the current season of Midnight Mass and I can hardly even believe it. Time flies when you're old! We experienced a whirlwind of excitement doing two different shows in two different cities in one weekend. On Friday, I launched the first night of my and Elvira's 20th Anniversary Tour celebrating her fabulous cult classic Elvira: Mistress Of The Dark at Comic-Con in San Diego. This was my first experience at Comic-Con and it's just so gigantic and overwhelming. It's an international phenomenon that attracts hundreds of thousands of nerds. I fit right in! We had a blast and the show was so much fun. Elvira fans are so passionate about that film and it was amazing watching people freak out at the screening, reciting the lines, and just all-out worshipping her live and in the flesh. Also, you're almost the first to know about a truly exciting announcement regarding my feature-length film The Blood Shed. I say almost because news hit the internet before I could get this mass email sent out! Once something is announced at Comic- Con, word travels fast. Check this out. I'm beyond excited! The Blood Shed exciting news and casting announcement can be seen RIGHT HERE.

On Saturday, I flew back to San Francisco where I met up with RuPaul Charles so that we could do our big RuPaul tribute show at Midnight Mass that night. No rest for the wicked fierce! RuPaul was wonderful and it was so great to finally meet him and get to talk to him. The show opened that night with the debut of my brand new song Peaches Christ Is Gangsta, written and produced by the multi-talented Ric Ray. It was a bit of a production number featuring the hip-hop choreography stylings of Fauxnique and a whole host of the hottest tranny hookers. I was thrilled with how it all turned out and we're working on remixes of the song for a single to be released sometime in October. It looks like someone shot the number on their cell phone and uploaded it to YouTube so even though it's like a Monet version of our number, you can still hear the song and get a sense for what it was like. I can't wait to perform it again! You can check it out RIGHT HERE. Also, to view pics from the rest of the show including my onstage interview with Ru and the 2nd Annual Hooker Pride Parade, you can check out Midnight Mass fan Suzanna's great photo album RIGHT HERE. Also, the always wonderful photos of Clifton Stubblefield can be seen RIGHT HERE. And finally, Bridge Theatre staff photographer Colleen Cummin's and her gorgeous blog currently feature Starrbooty pictures that can be viewed RIGHT HERE. And a big congratulations goes out to our brand new Miss SF Hooker Pride 2008, the fabulous Sandra O'NoSheDidn't, who stole the crown from a stage- full of angry, dangerous hookers.

And as for this weekend- it's the long-awaited return of Purple Rain at Midnight Mass! Tickets & Event Details are HERE. It's been years since we've featured this title at Mass in SF and we felt it was finally time to bring back out all the stops for what promises to be another spectacular weekend. I remember when we very first launched Sing-Along Purple Rain and being blown away by the audience response to both the pre-show and the movie itself. It literally feels like you're at a giant rock concert inside the auditorium and it is just so. much. fun. I'm so looking forward to getting back into our outfits and re-mounting our purple pre-show featuring triple-threat Putanesca, as well as the return of Martiny as the dove. Also, appearing are professional 80's sluts Salon and Kiddie reprising their real-life roles of, well, sluts. I can't even wait! And don't be shy about dressing up. This is an event that attracts some of the most inspired "looks" ever and I can't wait to see what the audience brings this weekend. Remember, we're doing it on 2 Nights this weekend!

Alright Marys, I'm off to practice climbing up onto that glitter encrusted purple motorcycle!!!

Fiercely Yours,

Peaches Christ

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Wednesday, July 23, 2008

you better work b*tch

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Hey Marys,

I better work! I have a really giant weekend ahead of me full of idol worship. It starts this Friday in San Diego when Elvira and I hit Comic-Con together to screen the only known print of the bona- fide cult classic Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark. Then on Saturday I fly back to San Francisco to meet legendary supermodel of the world RuPaul Charles at Midnight Mass for a screening of his brand new blaxploitation send-up Starrbooty. But more about all of that later! First, I have to tell you about how much fun it was re-mounting our Peaches' Playhouse show this past Saturday. I think it's one of my all time fave pre-shows and the cast is always so much fun to perform with. I've been seriously debating whether or not to send out the following picture link because the photographer's angle is so absolutely hideous that it's just, well, not flattering. These pics were taken by the beautiful day-time passing Starr Munroe and you'd think she'd know better than to take pics of us from the point-of-view of our shoes, but... Hey! Wait a minute. Maybe this is how pretty girls stay pretty. This could all be part of an elaborate scheme to put photos of others into the world that really only serve to make one-self look prettier by default. Am I being paranoid? I don't think so and neither will you. See for yourself! I look hideous! The pictures can be viewed RIGHT HERE. Also, Bridge Theatre photographer Colleen Cummins put up her inspired shots from our Bear-barella pre- show and you can check out her fantastic photos RIGHT HERE. You may notice when clicking through the Peaches' Playhouse photos that I die in the show's finale. This is actually the second theatrical pre-show that ends with Peaches being swallowed up by a giant vagina! OK, instant MM Trivia Question: Name the first show to feature a monster vagina swallowing Peaches during the finale. Do you know what movie it was for?

I'm so beyond excited about our big pre-show this weekend. The fact that RuPaul Charles (the man behind internationally recognized drag icon RuPaul) is gracing the stage at Midnight Mass this Saturday has me feeling excited, intimidated, and all-out giddy. Martiny and I were obsessed with RuPaul when we first discovered her and watching her build the biggest drag career in the history of drag has been a genuine thrill. I cannot wait to ask him all about the behind-the-scenes tales of becoming an A-List celebrity while staying true to Ru. The new movie Starrbooty proves that Ru has a giant sense of humor and the film is really a tribute to blaxploitation, as well as, a drag persona RuPaul created in the 80's (pre Supermodel). This night is so jam- packed full of entertainment, I can barely stand it! Not only is the one and only RuPaul Charles doing the Midnight Mass interview, but we're debuting my brand new hip-hop single Peaches Christ Is Gangsta. We're also hosting our 2nd Annual SF Hooker Pride Parade and will crown a new "Miss SF Hooker". And following our featured film Starrbooty screening is a fantastic short film starring RuPaul called Zombie Prom. The fun never stops!!! Tickets are still on sale for the big show RIGHT HERE.

Also, for all you Comic-Con people out there, please don't miss the very special 20th Anniversary celebratory screening of Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark this Friday in San Diego. I've already heard from some of you that you plan on attending and I can't wait to see you there. Elvira and I have been working on doing this for months now and I'm just so excited it's happening. But if you can't make it to San Diego this Friday, stay tuned because we're planning a little tour to some of our favorite cities where we'll re-create the show and screen this HILARIOUS movie.

Alright Marys, loads still to do so I'm gonna run. TTYL.

Fiercely Yours,

Peaches Christ

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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

word of the day!

Hey My Space Marys,

Woof! That's the word of the day and a new one will be revealed this Saturday when Cocky spits one out at Peaches' Playhouse. For those of you on the outside, "woof" is how you say hello in the world of human Bears. So, woof to all of you. I'm totally learning Bear! And ohmygod, I'm thrilled to announce that the debut of our ambitious live-action "radio show" Bear- barella was a hit. I've received a bunch of email from attendees already wanting a second performance. I must admit that I was a bit nervous about how it was all going to go, especially since we were attempting to parody something devoid of recognizable plot. I mean, really, Barbarella isn't about anything. It's just one great costume and set- piece after another. Also, I have to say that a brand new Midnight Mass superstar was born this past Saturday when Lady Bear rose to the challenge of carrying an entire pre-show. She was fabulous. As a matter of fact, the whole cast was fantastic and our special guest appearance by the Devil-ettes really put the show over-the-top. After years of screening Barbarella I'm thrilled we've finally incorporated a pre-show inspired by the movie. Many thanks go out to Dupuy who tirelessly put the audio show together like a gigantic puzzle. He's going to eventually post a radio version of the stage-show on his site but until then, enjoy his outer space mix-tape radio show RIGHT HERE. Also, L. Ron Hubby posted pictures of the cast RIGHT HERE. Also, here are some more Showgirls pictures courtesy of Bridge Theatre photographer Colleen Cummins and she's going to have Bear-barella pictures for us to look at soon. Her Showgirls pictures are RIGHT HERE.

It's unusual that we'd follow one giant theatrical stage- show with another one, but this year we're presenting back-to-back drama. This Saturday, July 19th, I'm thrilled to report that we're fully re-mounting our popular Peaches' Playhouse pre-show! It's been over three years since we've done this show in San Francisco and it's absolutely one of my favorites. It's also our Night Of A Thousand Pee Wee's and audience members are strongly encouraged to come dressed up. The Playhouse Pre-Show reunites your favorite Playhouse Players:

PEACHES HERMAN played by Peaches Christ
HORNY played by Sam Sharkey
CHAIRY played by L. Ron Hubby
TERI DINO played by Kegel Kater
JAMBI played by Precious Moments
COOK YVONNE played by Cookie Dough
THE DRAG KING OF CARTOONS played by King Jay Walker
CHARO played by Putanesca
MADAME COW COW CANAL played by Coco Canal
KEMMEY played by Kemme Fatale
LANDA LAKES played by Landa Lakes
COWBOY CUTEST played by Evan Bee

PEE WEE ONLINE TICKETS & EVENT DETAILS

Oh, and I have a big announcement in our own little world of film! Things with my feature film The Blood Shed are really chugging along now and I've been traveling back-and-forth between SF and Los Angeles putting the deal together. It's exciting and I'm just keeping my fingers crossed this all works out. Hopefully I'll be able to share some of the exciting news with you soon! You'll be the first to know. But before I could have ever have come up with a feature- length gore comedy, I had to make some shorts. Never did we dream these things would screen as much as they have! After many years of festival screenings and DVD printings, we've finally decided to make the films available online for your enjoyment! I wanted to put them someplace where we could present them un- interrupted and so YouTube wasn't an option. Thankfully, the kind folks over at UndergroundFilm.com have agreed to host my Tran-ilogy of Terror as well as the short film Grindhouse. If you haven't seen them before, enjoy! If you have, enjoy again! Also, feel free to help us out with getting "high ratings" if you're so inclined. Also, if you're a fan of the title character Troll Girl, then you'll be thrilled to know that we're officially featuring The Return Of Troll Girl! at our big Nightmare Weekend finale this summer. Even though I think she's a terrible piece of shit, I recognize that you like her and she sells tickets so... get ready, cuz she's coming back after almost seven years. Here are the links to the online shorts:

Season Of The Troll

A Nightmare On Castro Street

Whatever Happened To Peaches Christ?

Grindhouse

Well Marys, I'm going to run now and get started on some Pee Wee details. Also, don't forget that tickets are now on sale for the big RuPaul show next week featuring RuPaul Charles in- person! Also, if any of you are going to be in San Diego for any reason whatsoever, please come and see me and Elvira!!!

Fiercely Yours,

Peaches Christ

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Monday, July 14, 2008

ELVIRA and PEACHES at COMIC CON!
Current mood: vexed

Hey Everyone,

I am so totally THRILLED to be making my Comic Con San Diego debut with legendary ghoul-friend ELVIRA on Friday, July 25th!

The two of us literally un-earthed the only known copy of the long lost cult classic Elvira: Mistress Of The Dark and we will be debuting this fantastic print at Comic Con in San Diego. Audience members are encouraged to dress up as their favorite character (Elvira included), scream out their favorite lines, and help me celebrate the 20th Anniversary of one of the most hilarious movies ever made.

Join us for a special evening featuring my pre-show interview with Elvira herself while I ask her all about the making of the movie, the story of Elvira, and more. This will be followed by an audience Q&A and fan meet & greet. It happens one night only and tickets are now on sale.

See you at Comic Con!

Yours,

Peaches Christ
xoxo

Currently listening :
Elvira Presents Haunted Hits
By Various Artists
Release date: 1990-10-25

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Thursday, July 10, 2008

this is big, really BIG

Hey Marys,

Wow! I have to say that last week's over-the-top patriotic opening weekend presentation of Showgirls really blew my expectations out of the water! I cannot thank the fantastically fabulous superstars Patrick Bristow and Rena Riffel enough for being so hilarious and insightful. I really just couldn't get over how much having Rena there was like having the actual Penny / Hope live and in-person. She looked exactly the same! Every detail was the same. How does that even happen!?! She was wonderful and Patrick was truly brilliant. A real high-light for me was when he got on his knees and started slamming the stage yelling "thrust it! thrust it!". The whole thing was just so wonderfully surreal. Also, our volcano dancers and lap-dancers really brought it this year. I think we perhaps featured the weirdest collection of lap-dancers we've ever had. Which is really saying something after eleven years of lap-dancing.

I must say though that being the embittered old "seen it all" queen that I am, it's not easy to shock me these days. Well, this past weekend had me shocked. When our volcano / lap-dancer L. Ron Hubby lifted her gold dress and pulled out a bloody tampon from her underwear I was amused. She then threw it into the audience. Fine. Everyone was screaming and stuff and I was thinking "that always works". But what happened next truly stopped me in my tracks. As she actually pulled down her panties exposing her bush I thought "uhhhh, no, no". Then she turns around, bends over and proceeds to pull an American flag out of her butt and I'm like "please, no." But that wasn't all. Just as I'm thinking "OK, it's over" she turns back around and reaches up into her real vagina and pulls out another American flag. I'd had it. My legs were literally shaking and she had fully managed to truly shock and horrify me on the 4th of July. So, after all that- the actual lap-dancing looked downright wholesome. For full on pictures of the weekend's events you can check two different great sources- Clifton Stubblefield's Friday night photos appear RIGHT HERE. And vagina pocket herself, L. Ron Hubby posted pictures RIGHT HERE.

Now, onto our BIG show this weekend! I mean this show is going to be big, really big. Do not miss the Midnight Mass World Premiere of Bear-berella! I mean it's going to be HUGE. Get it? Bear-berella? Huge? Anyhow, this is a fully- realized "radio stage-show" spectacle written and directed by yours truly and produced by Discover A World Of Sounds, sponsored by Bearracuda. Just when I think I've created the dumbest thing ever with last year's "Fish Gordon" pre-show, I go and top myself, literally achieving new heights in supreme stupidity. I love it! Also, the Midnight Mass Players are proud to share the stage with San Francisco's very own Go-Go aliens The Devil-Ettes who will be joining us as part of the show this weekend! The show also features an all-star cast of drag superstars:

Lady Bear as Bearberella
Peaches Christ as The Great Tired, Peaches Christ
Martiny as President Of Earth
Hugz Bunny as Trannin'
Jeff Galaska as Harry Palms
Marina Bitch as Go-Gar
L. Ron Hubby as Professor Ding
Renttecca as Dildecca
Metal Patricia as Space Tranny
Becky Motorlodge as Huka-Tran

ONLINE TICKETS & EVENT DETAILS

Well Queens, I do hope to see lots of you this weekend! Also, I wanted to let you all know that Bear- berella's very own Metal Patricia is having a fund-raiser this Sunday so she can raise money to go back to school. Trust me, she needs to get smarter real bad and we should help in any way possible. You might be thinking to yourself jeez PC, what if Metal reads this? won't she be offended? might you hurt her feelings? And the answer is no. Metal Patricia cannot read and this is part of why she needs to go to school. There's nothin' sadder than a queen that can't read!!! I've posted the flier for her event down below.

Fiercely Yours,

Peaches Christ

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