When my Section Supervisor back at basic training told me and the rest of my flight that hella people were going to be blowin money out of their asses when we get to tech school - that man was NOT kidding!
Now I feel hella guilty when I even just spend twenty effin dollars on something at once, so thank God I'm not blowin too much money like some of the other airmen I see walking around this base...
So every weekend I've been going to this Airmen's Club here on base, which has to suffice the various airmen in the various phases (some can't leave base, others can't leave base unless in uniform, and then you have the airmen like me and many others who just can't get around off base due to not having a car here), and I couldn't help but wonder how much money people, in this case guys, will be willing to spend on a graphic tee...
Well I guess they aren't just any 'graphic tee', they are Ed Hardy graphic tees! OMG! Don't get me wrong, Ed Hardy tees are hella nice and I wish I had at least one of my own, but I am not going to be dropping cash like that anytime soon...lol. Especially with what I'm getting paid right now...lol. Have you seen the prices for just ONE Ed Hardy shirt? FUCK, that shit will blow your mind away! Right now as I look at Buckle.com, which I'm referencing to because that's the only store around this place that sells that brand, the cheapest Ed Hardy shirt is $66!
Man I know my ass is cheap, but anyone who has any kind of a rational mind will know NOT to buy a shirt that sells for $66 dollars minimum! If ima pay that much money for a shirt with a tattoo on it, that shirt better be: dipped in gold/silver, fire proof, stain resistant, able to stay fresh at all times, tear resistant, and studded with some REAL jewelry! I don't want that fake bling that they be putting on those shirts... -.-
Tonite especially, even when the club wasn't even packed with any bodies whatsoever, I had to have seen about ten guys with these Ed Hardy shirts... I'm all about looking good (most of the time), but again - I will NOT spend that much money on a graphic tee...NEVER! They prolly think that as soon as they slip that shit over there head, that they is the shit because they walk around thinking they are looking so fly with that shit on. Well my ass found an Ed Hardy-esque shirt at Gap a couple weeks ago, and that shit looks just as nice. And I don't have to worry about dry cleaning that shirt or any rhimestones falling off, you know why? Cus I did NOT spend effin $66 (minimum) on it...try $12, lmao.
Now is Airman Limos in the Ed Hardy Club? HELL NO -But will Airman Limos be in the "I still have money after tech school club"? DAMN STRAIGHT!
A little bit of old news, but it still irks me to this day. Okay so for those of yall who don't know of this little incident here it is briefly: 8, (2 guys, 6 girls. explained like that makes it sounds like those shock videos like '2 girls 1 cup'. Blech, effin gross!) punk ass teenagers decided to kidnap another teenage girl who happened to be one of their friends and take turns beating her. They recorded this shyt, and planned on uploading it to YouTube to become 'famous' and humiliate the young lady that they were beating up.
Now that you have a feel of the incident, let me go ahead and let loose on this whole situation... WHAT IS EFFIN WRONG WITH THESE KIDS!? Are you kidding me? Beating up someone on the internet was going to make you famous? LMAO! What yall would be famous for is taking turns as a group, viciously attacking this girl! I bet if it were just two of yall, yall would not do shyt! How in the hell are you going to call up your friend, ride her around, bring her to a house, and once she is in start beating her up and not letting her leave. FOOK! God yall need some help! JEEZ...!
Oh I wish you would come over to my house and show yall's faces to me...Yall would not know what is coming... WHAA-BAAAM! All up in your throat! Yall dont know me, Im a NINJA! Once Ninja Justin comes out, it's all over son! You dont got a chance... Oh I wish you would come over to my house, I wish you would!
Damn youngins these days I swear. I remember when I was like 13 (only about 5 years ago...;p) If I wanted to fight or something, I'd bust out my Pokemon cards! Thats how yall should fight. That's what I would like to see on YouTube- an old fashioned Pokemon Card Battle! SHYT! Though Im calling them youngins, their asses know very well what the hell they are doing. It's good that they are being trialed as adults because in the videos they was trying to act all grown on that girl and putting up a front like they were Hulk Hogan or something. Are you effin kidding me? Aren't you cheerleaders? Damn...
Here are the faces to the 8 punk asses. Take a good look too, cus if you see them on the street give them a WHAA-BAAAM for me:
I wish yall would come to my house, I wish you would...
Okay so last night as I was watching ’Chelsea Lately’ on E! my contact fell out. No biggy. It happens, all I got to do is wash my hands, wash off the contact with solution, put it back in my eye, and put a couple eye drops in. (I try to do everything ’by the book’ so that I get more bang for my buck with my contacts :D)
But it being me, something always has to go wrong. So to the bathroom! I open up the mirror/medicine cabinet and get the solution to start cleaning my contact, because for all I know with my damn dog - his hair could be on my contact. Also, keep in mind that my eyes are pretty fooked up and all I can see are shapes and silhouettes and shyt. So I grab the solution and start squeezing the shyt out of it onto my contact, place it back into my eye and...
...AAAH! WTF!? My eye, my fookin eye! It BURNS! So then I take out the contact, and look at what I had put on my contact. So there I am squinting hella hard at the bottle of ’solution’ and what is it? It’s medicated drops for ’Little Noses’! It was nose drops for my nephew...who isn’t even living here anymore! I just put some medicated nose-unclogger in my eyes! OMFG!
But yeah, I decided not to keep that contact and throw it away...I guess I didn’t stretch that one contact’s use as long as I wanted - no bang for my buck :D . I don’t even think I threw away the nose drops either, who knows, some little kid might need that when they come over, that stuff is expensive (I assume). But let me tell you this: If this shyt happens to my one more time...just once... I will throw that shyt away, and leave that kid with a runny nose!
Look for yourself, the bottles are the exact same size and shape! You can’t really blame me for burning my eyes:
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I also just watched ’10,000 B.C.’ - that was some good stuff. Oh and so is Coca-Cola Zero apparently, which I found out because they ran out of Diet Coke. Thought I would let you know :]
Tonite was cool. Cool cool beans. It started off pretty slow, but it ended up being really good anyway. As usual people (Mona), weren’t on schedule and didnt arrive at my house to leave at the time I wanted to.
Once we left it was all cool beans from there. I was pretty stoked that I was gonna see Passion . He’s sort of a local celebrity and I’m sure you guys may have heard him before with his song "Lemonade" and his rendition of "Cater 2 U". But yeah he was a real cool guy and sings really good live. He may even be better live than on his cd’s. So during his break, Savvy and myself took a couple pictures with him, took a while, but it was all good.
Another plus was that he sang in a really sweet sushi joint called "Tokyo Fro’s" and their sushi was awesome. I’ve eaten at a lot of sushi places, and that particular place had to be one of my favorites yet. Not only was the setting real ’hip’ with nice modern/anime art everywhere, but the names of the dishes were hella cool as well. I ordered a "Rondizzle Roll" and a "Pimp My Roll". Both were extremely tasty and came in big portions as well. Of course who could beat the entertainment? Passion was excellent and afterwards, so were the DJ’s.
And how can I forget the company? As always they were the shyt too ;p.
PS: I’d also like to say thanks to our waitress, Angela for being on top of it the whole night, and cleaning up after me...Lol. I had a little spill :D
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If you haven’t heard Passion before, you should definitely check him out:
After wanting to do it so long, I finally just decided to go ahead and pre-order Super Smash Bros. Brawl! I really can't wait! What adds to the excitement is since I ordered it online (gamestop.com), I don't have to wait in any lines or wait for them to re-stock anything. I got overnight shipping as well! Can't wait to kick some major booty with my signature Kirby, but I really want to see how Sonic is too.
I play my Wii, every once and a while since I don't have anyone over that much anymore. So hopefully this game will rekindle my relationship with my Wii :] And I have a feeling that it will... :]
