Don’t mess with me!!!!!!!
Current mood: It feels good to laugh out loud
Category: It feels good to laugh out loud Friends

I have a new friend and this was in her blog I asked to repost it

I hope you enjoy it as much as I did

Here is my new friend

Blog Stalker - (B&F writer)

Just thought this was funny and wanted to share it..


A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.





Don't Mess With Mature Ladies

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I care about my Young Folks
Current mood: chill
Category: Life

Getting up on my day off and taking a shower is not something I do. Considering I only have one full day off, I rather fancy just staying in my P.J's all day. But today was a bit different. I was just going to throw on my hoodie and head to Peet's Coffee for a nice cup of espresso. Nah not today I decided to jump in the shower. Once I was all fresh and clean I had each kid do the same. Wash their booties. We are now all ready to go get my cup of coffee and share a AW Ranch chicken salad at my work. It has been a minute since I spent good time with the girls. With all my coming and going. I forget the most important things and that is the small things in life. I am sure the girls will remember the little things then all the big things. I am also going to head out to the Woman's NA meeting tonight at 6pm. I think what I am doing today is called "Taking care of myself" and from where I sit right now it feels really good.

To add icing to this Sunday cake of mine………..I got to read about an infamous psychopathic "pit-bull". Yeah I would pretty much say my day is smooth sailing so far.

Love ya bunches

Oddles and Oddles

Marcella

Currently listening : Young Folks By Peter Bjorn And John Release date: 2007-09-24

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This is such bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Current mood: pissed off
Category: Life

I got to go back to work at 5:30 so this has to be quick. But I thought it better to spill this here and have my friends pray for me then to keep it bottled up in my chest. Since I got threatened today at 8:30 in the morning by my new social worker I have just had a shitty day. First of all, I work and I get my kids to school there is only one me plain and simple. My new worker is asking me to pretty much quit my job and enter into a day treatment program. WTF are you kidding me. I have been dropping bottles (drug testing) since July 29th all of which are clean. I had 8 months of sobriety before my week relapse and now I am gaining some kind of self worth about myself(beacause I finally have a job that suits me) and this so called social worker wants to threaten to take my kids away AGAIN!!!!!

I told her to fuck herself and she can kiss my ass. She was talking to me like I am some sort of idiot (which I am NOT). I told her that if she decides to remove my children from the home again without resonable cause and if anything should happen to my children (sidenote this is the county that placed my children and the first time while in protective custody my daughter was run over by a car and then the two of my kids were molested) I told her that she better be able to guarantee that nothing happens to my kids are the County of Alameda will be sued by me. To which she informed me that she was hanging up on me. I helped her out by hanging up on her. Last time I check it was called CHILDREN AND FAMILY SERVICES not "Let's threaten a MOM SERVICES" I am sick of this shit. I cannot win. I am so pissed and hurt and just dissapointed. I am dissapointed that I allowed this woman to steal my joy. I have had a fucked up day ever since all my peace went out the window.

What does this show me? I guess it shows me that there is some stuff under all this pink cloudness and I can tell you one thing this will not take me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I come to you my beloved friends and ask Please pray for this lady and for me

I am unable to pray for her other then I hope she gets boils on her ass and her vacation sucks monkey balls. So I ask all of you to do for me what I cannot do for myself  right now and that is pray for Melanie Pilot and please pray that she does not get boils on her ass (I could care less if her vacation sucks) and pray that God changes my heart towards her right now. Cuz at this point I am wishing me and this broad could take it to the streets like in a Safeway parking lot if you know what I mean 

And add to all this my Morgan woke up with pink eye and I had to take her to the doctors. She looks like she got punched in her eye while she was sleeping.

Hugs and love

Marcella

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I am so blessed my engine just blew
Current mood: optimistic
Category: Life

What can I say....

I got to take the bad just as happy as I take the good. My car engine has water in the oil. I was on my way to pay the electric bill and my faithful pony(my car)Daisey decided that the oil leak was just to much and she blew.

Good thing Daisey got us home. She is now resting in the garage.

The uncertainty of being without a car is slightly unnerving. No matter what I have to keep my job. If I have to take the bus then I have to take the bus. I just have to be a few different places and time and bus schedules might not jive with one another.

I know God did not bring me this far to let me fall on my face.

Please pray for us that we can get the car fixed and things work themselves out. Most of all I am able to get to work.

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What a day looks like 4 me
Current mood: awake
Category: Life

Get the kids to school

GEt ready for work

COme home

be here for Megan's when her teacher comes

Pick up kids

MAke dinner

Clean

And do it all over again

I knew I would be busy once the kids came back home

And now that I think about it

I am grateful for my job

One day off this week does not seem like a whole lot of time

I work a double every night of the week

Which means More money

More money

Next payday I can get the girls something nice

Well I gotta go wash my booty now

Have a good day

Love U all

Marcella

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Uncorrupted by Civilization
Current mood: aroused
Category: Must be that time of month Writing and Poetry

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The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
Current mood: animated
Category: Games

I was tagged by

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Join me for a morning quickie
Current mood: blissful

Gotcha

Just a quick blog to tell you

This morning as I am getting ready for work

I realized in my wave of moments of realizations that.....

I love brushing my teeth everyday

I like the fact that I find such enjoyment out of everyday normal stuff

Like the smell of my new deoderant it makes me so happy I am skipping to work

I got some new shampoo the fact of the matter is today I am aware of the things I could not do a couple of months back and now that I am able to buy things for myself I am full of gratitude

I also got new make up and it smells good too and it feels good on my skin

How amazing is that well to me it is just the coolest thing since I found the Deftones and for all you that know me Know me that is huge

I just had to share this with you all

Oh and the new dial soap I got is called tropical burst

I am also grateful for the morning view outside of my bedroom window and I am blessed by the way the sun feels on my face as I sit here and share myself with you all

Have a good Friday

and leave me sum Love

Always

Your Pink Heiress

Marcella

4:24 PM - 5 Comments - 12 Kudos - Add Comment

Got to be at work at 10
Current mood: blissful
Category: Life

Quickest blog ever

I made pancakes for breakfast

I am marinating some meat for dinner

I made my bed before work

My house is nice and clean

I read my Just for Today

And my best friend called me to say how blessed she is to have me as her best friend

Pink Blessings all around

Feel my blog

read my words

Absorb me

release the hate

Free your mind

Always

Marcella

aka

Poetic Pink

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Loveless Truth
Current mood: nostalgic
Category: Writing and Poetry

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