You smell of poo, but I love you love you love YOU. [Ode to Fur]
Category: Religion and Philosophy

I love you so much it's awful. Just awful. Varuca and Violet. The most beautiful girls who ever pooped in a yard. I can't look at you without feeling those delicious little love pangs. I wish I was as pretty as you, either of you, both of you. But, alas, I am just a pasty homo sapien and can never reach the level of your luminous, chocolate fur covered beauty.
(I may have a problem.)
And I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.

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Gay Rodeo
Current mood: confused

The Gay Rodeo is neither. Okay, it's gay. And there are horses and cattle. But that's it.

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