Have you heard? I won the first ever MIP!
Current mood: grateful
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes

If you haven't heard yet, I apologize, but I am officially...

This bulletin is my way of thanking each and every one of you for your support and congratulations!

This pageant meant soooooooo much to me, and when the announcement came down to the top two contestants, I was cised!

I never could have done it without all of you - from those who constantly promoted me to those of you who only voted once - each and every vote helped!

If you left me comments or sent me messages, thank you for those too! I haven't been able to respond to them all since my access to the internet has been limited - so that is why I am putting this bulletin/blog out!

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOO MUCH, EVERYONE!

Really, I don't know what I would do without all my friends and MySpace fans!

XOXO
K~

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Random info about a random gal ;)

I REALIZE THERE ARE ALOT OF TYPOS AND MISSPELLINGS IN THIS BLOG...PLEASE TAKE NOTE THAT I DONT CARE. I USUALLY TYPE FAST THATS PROBABLY THE ROOT OF THE ERRORS....Thanks for pointing it all out but really just use context clues to figure out what I'm trying to say...cool?

Whether or not you know me well I thought it would be fun to make a blog listing a bunch of random pieces of information.... I like to consider myself a gal with alot of interesting qualities and various dimensions....

This list shall continue to grow  as things to include will come to me at different times

FYI I'm not really a negative nelly but everyone has things they dislike... everyones life isnt always full of rainbows and smiles therefore I will include a variety of things, the good, the bad, and the ugly

I dont like being cold (meaning chilly) it diretly affects my mood...puts me in a bad one

The only thing I hate more than being cold is being wet... because then you're COLD and you're wet

I have very good grades. I am passionate about school and academic accomplishment...borderline neurotic about it

Oneday when I "grow up" I want to be an addiction(s) counselor, a model therapist, a good "helper" (personal conflict counselor or "shrink" as it is sometimes called) and/or an academic advisor at The College of Southern Maryland the first college I ever attended

I have amazing best friends. I am not the easiest person in the world to be around but none of my true friends have ever turned their back on me. Those individuals are....going to be left up to your imagination (some of them are imaginary anyways)

I love to excercise because its helps me keep a hot bod BUT I like jogging/elliptical because it helps me clear my head and/or burn off steam

I am a psycho for candy

I am comfortable in next to nothing... in fact that is how I prefer to be....it also helps me stay in shape because then you are always being scrutinized in one way or another

I have a love/hate relationship with my dog. I love his personality but I hate when he takes a dump on the floor or on my school books... that little rascal

I dont tend to go for big muscular guys I am more attracted to guys that are alllllll atoms apple baby! and I prefer them to be skinny(....like lanky but not too tall either) and more intelligent than me

I like fascinating people with interesting stories

I like the company of people that make me laugh and have great conversation/humor... confidence is a plus

I have recently realized how much I kind of gloat about the things I've experienced, seen, done...etc which is unattractive...so Im working on that but my awareness needs to improve in order for me to make the adjustment

I worry too much and am paranoid....I also tend to think that everyone is hitting on me (as opposed to just enjoying my company like "normal" people)

In the paranoia realm I also look too far into things and think most people have hidden agendas...even if they dont....I am also working on that

I am very honest (meaning like I would never take anything from anyone for my own gain) lieing is a whole other animal, no comment

I have the worst luck when it comes to my belongings... some of it due to negligance (sp?) and some due to corrupt people that just like to take things that aren't theirs

I have very generous friends but no sugar daddies (per se).... I work hard for everything I have and all my accomplishments.... that deserves a certain level of credit

Many people make assumptions about me that are appalling.... it sucks because people think what they want to think so opinions cant be changed but I try not to dwell on such matters

I am very critical... sometimes a little too critical

I love being center stage but I also cherish just being by myself...I hardly leave my home or go out UNLESS I have a job booked or have to go to class

I loooooooooove designer sunglasses as do many other people... therefore that is probably the belonging most often stolen from me

I am sentimental

I have a knack for taking fierce drivers licence pictures....even the MVA workers are amazed at how well my DL pics come out

That leads me to my next fun fact: I lose alot of drivers licences!!! they either drop out of my pocket or are in my wallet or purse which gets stolen...needless to say the DMV sees alot of me

I own alot of jewelry because I really like sparkly things...not flashy just sparkly and feminine....including but not limited to DIAMONDS, rhinestones (that dont look cheap), swarovski crystal, cryastal, and even realistic cubic zirconia...anything along those lines

I watch too much sex and the city, desperate housewives and scrubs

I could eat pizza everyday....my favorite food hands down

I dress very plain and rely on accessories for personality... if I'm feeling lazy and skip accessorizing then I just look plain...gotta work on that

I think the Geico Gecko is just as hilarious as the Comcast turtles "The Slowsky's"

I can't get enough of "The Soup" on E!, its on Fridays at 10p

I think Tootsie pops are delicious

I prefer to hang out with people that make me laugh (thats why all my friends are funny)

I have trouble sleeping on a regular basis

I drink alot of skim milk

I miss living in Waldorf

I think most race car drivers are hot

I dont like red starbursts but a friend of mine loves them so I save them for him...even thought he lives in LA

I would never steal a thing but I will con you out of something if I covet it

I would never get a tatoo but I like piercings

When I decide to transition in to a responsible adult will go into aftermarket at a dealership I used to work at with the intention of transitioning into a finance manager within a year of that.

I know a good deal about cars (particularly american muscle cars) but more about car sales

I think Porsche's are ugly

My favorite fruit is kiwi

I am thoughtful and creative

My hidden talent is that I can milk a goat (or a cow) but i prefer not to...I have also helped deliver a number of animals (I grew up on a farm) but I prefer not to do that either

I enjoy when my brothers and my dad are in Virginia (the fam is building a house there) but I also enjoy it when they come home

I love L.A., Palm Beach, Vegas (most of the time) and Boston but I loathe New York and Atlantic City

I am competitive

I am a horrific driver and even worse if I'm texting

I prefer people I date not to have a MS Profile, I think MS is poison for couples and creates unneccessary drama.

I think the website "stuffwhitepeoplelike" was created by a genius

I am affectionate and I like affectionate people

I am fairly reasonable

Casey Affleck and Jude Law are male perfection

Overall I'm not a very direct person especially if it relates to something that makes me uncomfortable (i.e. kicking someone to the curb) however I tend to ask pressing questions which insist that people be direct with me... I am aware that this is unfair to the person on the other end

There seems to be a coorelation between my personal and professional life. The more "successful" I am in my professional life the least "successful" I am in my personal life.... puts me in a depressed mood sometimes

There is typically a 10-14days span in Aug that bums me out (I cry for no reason...its really crappy), maybe because it marks the end of summer I dk and it shall remain an enigma.

I drink alot of Grape and Fruit Punch Kool-Aid... but Grape is my favorite

I think physical fighting is juvenile, childish and trashy

My dogs name is Echo, He is a miniature pinscher...and an asshole (thats the cards you're dealt when you adopt!)

I'm really smart but I do alot of really dumb things

I love jazz and ballet dancing but I'm not REALLY good at it...just good enough. I love going to the Kennedy Center to watch The Nutcracker around Christmas time and going to Strathmore in February to watch Hubbard Street Dance Chicago (Jazz). This must be my classier side

I once poured water in my friends shoe because they were ugly and I didn't want him to wear them around me

I am really spontaneous but moreso when I was 21,22 not as much now...

I hate dissappointment (who doesn't) especially when I'm dissappointed by someone I care about

If I care what you think you can probably get the best of me (I internalize alot of stuff)... 

  I was recently engaged in a conversation being asked a variety of questions about the Junkies, being a Junkette, working with the station, all the motorsports stuff I participate in, the GFC, and all the bikini contests I travel around and do only to be told "you'd be impossible to date, I'm pretty secure with myself but what you do is very demasculinizing"...he's right, and now I'm bummed out on a Sunday (This was in March 08)

I am easily amused....the circling smiley face emoticon can entertain me for hours...so I avoid direct eye contact with it unless I wanna donk off half my day

I should never drink lemon drop martinis if I want to remember my evening

I love the color pink

I get excited when people "notice" me, by that I mean "hey is your name Kara from...(insert affiliation here)"...(obviously, this is assuming I'm not wearing a nametag)...this happened at a party yesterday and it totally made my day.... he's also the very nice young man that said what I do is demasculinizing so I guess Part A cancels out Part B

I like tanning beds because they are warm and I love being warm

I am fidgity when I'm uncomfortable in a situation

I hate driving and traffic in the 'dorf is particularly bad 

I have 10 cellphones lines in my name (big family duh)

I love shopping sales

I used to sell cars and on slow days I would snag the keys to some random vehicle and have myself a lil mid day nap

I'm not an extremely patient individual

The only benefit to waking up before 7 a.m. or going to bed after 5:30 a.m. is watching the sun come up...I think it looks pretty cool and its not something I get (or care) to do often

I save alot of money on underwear because more often than not I dont wear any

I'm fairly talkative therefore when I'm not everyone thinks I'm in a crummy mood...so sometimes I talk just so I dont have to convince people that I'm feeling fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

I have a love/hate relationship with MySpace... I think it takes the fun out of just getting to know people and it is begining to compromise the development of people day to day social skills. Plus, people just write what they want you to know.... no one writes "I have a volatile temper and I'm a raging alcoholic" but they are out there and they aren't writing it on their profile. (I know I dont)

I'm not a very good storyteller (unless I'm making shit up) but I have good stories (I think)

I like attention....ALOT

Homemade cookies rock

My favorite chain restraunts are Outback, Lone Star, Hard Times and Chiles

I like going to bars but I hate trying to recall the night the next day

I dont care to talk on the phone therefore I ignore alot of phone calls and I rarely leave messages. (Feel special if I frequently answer your calls, you people know who you are)

I almost never kiss on a first date and I rarely go on formal "dates" I think they're archaic, potentially unsafe, and probably awkward... but I can't be certain because you've better odds of winning the lottery then going on a date with me....I know how pretentious that sounds but all I really mean by it is I'm too lazy to go out and I am accessible in public places very often so if you want to get to know me that would be the way to do it

I am pretty good at gogo dancing (I think)...maybe I've just been making a fool of myself for the past 3 years (I'd like to give a shout out to Meyli here...inside joke, I wonder when/if she'll ctach this)

I prefer chocolate cupcakes over cake AND I like vanilla ice cream with it

I think getting flowers is very thoughtful and not outdated (especially when it is at random)

I eat alot of Baked potatoe chips

I only drink diet soda

I cant stand cats and big dogs scare me (thats why I have a useless little dog)

My favorite place to be is at my house (wherever I may be living at the time)

I'm not that good at puzzles but I should try them more often

I'm relatively predictable, I am a creature of habit

I need to read more books because my spelling abilities are not what they were when I was in the 6th grade... thats embarrasing (sp?) 

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE boating

I'm either very lazy or very hardworking but hardly ever somewhere in the middle...getting past the initial state of inertia is a monster challenge for me...my psychiatrist agrees

My family brings out the worst in me (efficient at pushing my buttons) but my sisters (April is in the sister category) and Clarice bring out the best in me

I almost had a guy punched in the face yesterday. The drunkie tried to lift up my skirt and thats crossing the line

Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman alive and I could only ever hope to be as quick witted and hilarious as her....she's pretty much the best thing since sliced bread ;)

I hate waking up before 11

I am fond of Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches

More to come

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A Humorous First Impression of Me

Okey Dokey people I just discovered this blog entry today.... At first glance you may be perplexed that I am in no way offended by this BLUNT and HARSH first opinion of me

I could tell you how I found this blog came but its almost 2 a.m. and I dont feel like elaborating at this time....you may be surprised that the wonderful author actually brought this lovely narrative to my attention....If you read between the lines it does contain some twisted flattering charm....

As I read it I couldn't stop laughing, a fair amount has some truth to it...perhaps I'll make some side notes and give you my "side of the story"

Keep in mind that I wouldn't be posting it if I wasn't serious about how amused I was about my "character interpretation"

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So, I've been slacking a bit on the blogs lately, not that I haven't had any good material...just the lack of time to put it out for everyone's enjoyment. With all that has gone on since my last blog, it is tough to choose what to bring you up on. Wait, no it isn't. Let me begin.

Saturday night, Amy's company was having a party on a Harbor Cruise ship in Baltimore, so we made the hike up. We were running a bit late because Amy gets off work at 5 PM, then she needs to get home and get ready, as do I because I had to work and was too lazy to shower right when I got home, and we need to be in Baltimore by 6:30 PM. I made it to the Harbor from Rockville and parked in 30 minutes, which I believe was an all time high for me...liking the G35. So, we get there and get our tickets to the Cruise ship with plenty of time to spare. All is good.

Now let me give you the lineup of co-workers that we have enjoying the festivities tonight:
1) The flamingly gay co-worker and his special friend who has been enjoying the gay pride parade, which has apparently moved north this weekend.
2) The older but still thinks she's hip manager, with a slight drinking problem and matching husband with exceptionally bad comb-over
3) The flamboyant black guy who is wearing a bright orange shirt and will later have a "You got served" dance-off battle with 5 little girls (I know, you can't make this stuff up)
4) And the owner's neice who is quite frankly the closest I've come to actually meeting a porn star.

Now, I could bore you with stories about the first three characters, but I feel I've grown to know my audience, and I'll just skip right to the Porn Star herself.

I first met Kara at Amy's company's Christmas party. It was then that I was informed...by her...that she has fake boobs (trust me, she didn't need to inform me of this fact) and does Hawaiian Tropic modelling when she isn't working at the showroom her uncle owns. So, as you can imagine, she doesn't like to hide her body too much. Needless to say, Amy does not like me talking with her, and within five minutes of our arrival for the cruise, I was given this speech:

"If you flirt with Kara tonight, we are through. I am not kidding, I will leave you if you are flirting with that skank." For the record, I did not flirt with her at the Christmas party...I merely talked with her. Her boyfriend of 3 years was at the table too.

Now, what would give Amy such a low opinion of this fine woman? Well, outside of the fact that at the Christmas party, she tossed a glass of wine on another girl (over her shoulder, no less) because the other girl was giving her friend (cousin-in-law) a bad look for spilling a drop of her drink onto the girl earlier. I know that sounds immature but it was actually really funny at the time....I should also mention that she played the wine toss off as an accident

We were given the impression that the cruise was a higher class event, so most everyone is dressed in nice stuff from our group. However, most of the other people on the boat are not. So within moments, Kara has excused herself from the table and returns later, now wearing low rise jeans and high rise pink underwear (thong, of course). Did I mention there are children on the ship...that will later be in a dance-off?

Well, apparently Kara realized this too and was decent enough to hide her underwear from showing...by taking them off and carrying them around the rest of the night. (I know, you can't make this stuff up)

So, we make it through the whole 3-hour cruise and thankfully Kara did not attempted to dry hump a 50-year old man on the dance floor. Woops, scratch that. Well, at least she didn't serve 5 small black girls who were just trying to enjoy a night out with their families. Oh, they got served.

Everyone is heading home, but a few of us decide we want to stay around in Baltimore since it's still early (10 PM). Not knowing Baltimore too much, we decide to go to ESPN Zone. Obviously, I want to play the football toss game, because well, it's my favorite...do I need more of a reason. Usually, I'm pretty good at it, but apparently 7 Captain & Cokes and a beer will affect your throwing ability, as one of Amy's co-workers beats me in the first game. I am drunk and appalled and demand a rematch.

It is at this point that the most ridiculous act of Porn Star greatness surfaces. Standing in line for my rematch, Kara asks me,

"So, are you gonna win this time or are you going to .... [makes a two-handed, full facial expression blow job re-enactment]....SUCK?"

To close out the evening Amy and I drove her and her boyfriend back to their car only to have Kara coincidentally leave her purse in my car...A purse that contained the pink lace thong underwear she just had to take off earlier which I was tempted to keep as a souvineer from that fun filled night

OK, now I see why Amy didn't want me to talk to her.... BTW her pornos are fantastic, that girl knows how to capture a crowd....a diverse crowd at that (men, women, children, farm animals....)
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THIS IS MY CONCLUSION: Until I get around to listing juicy tidbits I'll be honest, I knowingly left the purse with my underwear in his car... but it was simply to piss off his girl Amy ...she was always a raging bitch and he was too good for her anyways....

Update on that situation: They are no longer together, He and I are good friends,  and despite the whole porn star reference he's in my top 10 list of people I adore hanging out with ....Thanks Jeff for such an entertaining recap of the night I forgot I left my panty filled purse in your car, I also forgot I brought an entire change of clothes with me just in case I was overdressed

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Did you think that was it? Not a chance....Jeff is quite the blogger and quite the comedian so I'm spending the day reading all sorts of his diary entries (as opposed to going to class or getting my lazy ass out of bed). They're all random stories of drunken shenanigans, top 10's and just general daily interactions written in vivid humorous detail..........to no surprise I just stumbled across what would seem to be another reference to me...I am not named in this snippet so there is a slim chance that its not me but I highly doubt it....here's the excerpt:

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A Generic Survey

I haven't Blogged in damn near a year... so I figured I'd come up with something for your entertainment

Thought this might be interesting to do... I've never done one before but my sister did and I thought it was cute because some of our answers were the same and some were so different...we live similar lives, only mine is clearly more exciting ;)

What's on your mind?
School, losing 10 pounds, and putting together a show

What color shirt are you wearing?
Black...and its all sweaty from working out

Where is your father right now?
At my families property in Virginia building a house

Have you ever made out in a basement?
Haha yeah... the one downstairs!

Run or Walk?
run

What comes to mind about the last person you kissed?
My High School/Adolescent years with the Croom Area Crew

Do you get distracted easily?
Holy Crap, YES! Its borderline disruptive to my daily activities

What's the last text you received say?
Nice guys finish last with everyone other then uglies and/or fatties... I'm hitting DC with a few friends if you wanna come

First time you kissed the last person you kissed?
9 Years ago... how crazy is that!?

What was your childhood nickname?
Miss Ellie

What would you change about your life right now?
Be more focused and stop letting my social life delay important life progress...In my defense, its hard because my profession generates desired life progress and the places I work directly relate to my social life...so it all overlaps

Where was the last place you went?
School/Post Office (I live an exciting life, let me tellllllllllllll you!)

Look at your 3rd friend on your top, do you really like them?
Of course, it's the junkettes dummy!

Last person you had a deep and meaningful conversation with?
Hmmmm cant remember. Probably Joy Glass... we always have meaningful conversation

Do you like someone right now?
Not anyone in particular...I like everyone ;) This falls under the "social life" category so I'm trying to distance myself from such things and concentrate on more important things

Can you keep a secret?
Sometimes, if I'm told "don't tell anyone" I def can... Generally speaking yes, my future profession is all about trust so you have to be able to keep a lot of information people give you to yourself... may as well start practicing now
What was the best year of your life?
2006!!!

Are you ticklish?
Very, I'll pee my pants (for real)

Your favorite romantic movie is?
Closer... assuming you consider that a romantic movie... it's a little sad

Have you ever played naked Twister?
I do a lot of things naked but playing some lame game of Twister isn't one of them

Have you ever been drunk at school?
Drunk: No Hungover: Terribly

Last thing received in the mail?
Tabloids and a care package with atleast $100 worth of candy in it... today felt like christmas

Do you have trust issues?
Not really... sometimes it depends on the area requiring the trust

Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?
I think so

Are you a cuddler?
Depends who you are... I like PDA, assuming I really have affection for that person

Have you ever hated someone, but ended up being friends with them?
Not good friends but friendly

What was the last advice you gave someone?
Leave me alone.... yes, that is advice

What was going through your mind during your last kiss?
He's going to get the wrong impression

Have you ever hurt anyone when you were mad?
I don't try to but I usually do end up causing some kind of hurt

Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Both are exceptionally hard if what you need to forgive or forget is significant

Do you give out second chances too easily?
If it's a big deal I don't think I give legitimate ones... If someone lets me down/disappoints me to where a second chance is necessary (essentially starting over, forgiving, or forgetting) I will probably have it in the back of my head and giving the second chance will only cause further disruption to my life and others...

What is the most important thing in any relationship?
Trust, Freedom, Space, Humor, NO JEALOUSY!!!!

Kiss with your eyes open or closed?
closed.

Do you have a best friend?yes... over a handful of them... I am very fortunate

Choose between a million bucks or being able to change a regret?
a million bucks duh

Do you have a friend of the opposite sex that you talk to 24/7?
Boz and Greg but i dont talk them 24/7 and we don't talk about anything significant... just dumb things that probably make us dumber

Where's the person you care for the most?
At my house

When was the last time you talked to them?
Today

Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Can't remember, probably Greg

Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?
No one in particular

Have you ever been in love?
YES! But it ended badly... was fun while it lasted though... all 3 years of it ;)

Plans for tonight?
Work out, study, touch base with a few people on the phone, do some math problems for my statistics class... it's the only schoolwork I can do without having to worry about whether I'm writing it in APA format!!!!

Generally, in life, what makes you happy?
Working and Mingling with the people that come out to the races, promotions, car shows, appearances, bikini contests, etc. Hanging out and working out with my fantastic little sisters, accomplishment, hmmmmmmmm that's all I can think of.... I do a lot of things that are fun but those are the one in particular that I know will make me happy

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For those of you that knew my big brother Tom

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My Interview for Spike TV NEW! March 2007, I'm a silly!

This is my interview for Spike TV online...you'd think I'd take something like this REALLY seriously but ...It's just not possible.... Unfortunatly its in my DNA to take nothing seriously.... not one of my better qualities but I'm working on it  (damn that spinning smiley face makes me dizzy EVERY time)

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Yes I do get hit on around here....and here are some of the coorespondances...
Current mood: amused
Category: Romance and Relationships

I wrote this blog awhile back and didn't proofread it before hand. As I was rereading it today (11/10/07) I now realize that a good portion of this blog doesn't make a whole lot of sense but at the time of writing it I knew what I was trying to say so it may only make sense to me. I will not be revising it nor will I proofread this little "added" portion of the blog. Although it might not make COMPLETE sense to you just read it because you'll get the jist of it, its fairly self explanitory...and thanks for taking the time to read it

xoxo,

K     

I know some of these responses may seem a tad harsh 

or bitchy but if you've read my profile thoroughly then you 

understand my sense of humor!!!  You also know that I am 

listed on here for "networking and to make friends"....

not dating! Who wants to date a girl whose headlined name

is "psycho" anyways?!?! somebody please answer this 

because I think I do a fantastic job of trying to come 

off as though I have a few loose screws and if that's not 

a discouragement then maybe I'm NOT the Psycho...which

would leave me in this position...why would I want to

go out and meet someone that is a potential candidate

to see a "specialist" of sorts.  And I apologize if this 

has offended anyone that has requested to go out and "grab

a drink" (but it shouldn't, I find these specific emails 

to be quirky and a tad entertaining....and time comsuming)

I do appreciate the offer I'm just not usually around. As 

for dating, should I post a listing on match.com I will be

sure to post a bulletin or contact a few of you.  In all

honesty I just have my hands too full for dating at the

moment....and the purpose of this entire blog is these 

emails are in one way or another RIDICULOUS. With the 

following information please refrain from being "that guy"

Dear Kara, 

Hi, how are you? After seeing your profile I was wondering how would you feel about meeting for a cup of coffee just to see if we are compatible and if we have any possible chemistry. 

Sincerely, 
Peter 

Dear Peter, 
This is not match.com and my profile does list me as having any interest in dating. But thanks for the offer 

K 

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Wanna Book This Model!

I am a very experienced model with a great attitude and much to offer. I am looking for paid, professional modeling work only. Please contact me with serious inquiries and provide all of the neccessary details so that I can make an immediate decision and reply back to you promptly. I have listed below a list of all the information I need to reply to your booking inquiry.

Booking:

I am available for the professional modeling work listed below, depending on the details and my availability:

Print, Casual, Glamour, Runway, Couture, Promotional, Spokesmodel, Special Events, Fitness, TV, Commercial, Advertising, Swimwear, Editorial. Special Appearances.

If I have left anything out perhaps this can be more clearly put by saying that I am not interested in nude, semi-nude, implied, escort, dating, fetish, bondage, etc. I have no problems with people doing it as a profession but my mother would kill me, and I still need her to do my laundry. That's a deal breaker, sorry! But I'll be sure to let everyone know if that should change.

I am open to events that may stray from the list above, so if you have any ideas please send an inquiry to me including:

A detailed job description

How many models are needed for the project, (I have several models that I work with and book many events with)

Job location (city, state). Please understand that travel and accommodations must be covered when traveling distances

Date and time

Hours

Compensation

Details on clothing, hair, makeup, etc.

Rates will vary from for numerous reasons, and availably remains foremost. In addition, at most events I prefer to bring a manager or representative that will not interfere with the task at hand.

My rates start at $75.00-$150.00 an hour with a 3 hour minimum depending on the assignment, rates are negotiable but be sure to provide compensation information along with the general details of the assignment, it is important to me, this girls bills don't pay themselves!

I appreciate your consideration. Thanks for visiting my profile. I have a website but it is not yet complete. I look forward to hearing from you!

I have a full professional profile with updated resume available for viewing at www.onemodelplace.com ..66289.

Please only contact me with serious inquiries and provide all of the neccessary details.

Thanks!

Kara Lee

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If I were dating would you meet these qualifications?
Category: Web, HTML, Tech

**Boyfriend Application**
Current mood: horny

Copy and paste it into the comment box, and fill it out as honestly as you can!

NAME:
AGE:
LOCATION:
HOBBIES:
HEIGHT:
WEIGHT:
TATTOOS? DESCRIBE:
PEIRCINGS? DESCRIBE:
DO YOU DRINK?:
DO YOU SMOKE?:
DO YOU DO DRUGS?:
WHAT IS YOUR EDUCATION?:
WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION?:
WHAT IS YOUR IDEA OF A PERFECT DATE?:
WHAT WOULD YOU BUY ME AS A PERFECT PRESENT?:
WHAT DO YOU THINK MAKES A GIRL SEXY?
FAVORITE BANDS:
FAVORITE MOVIES:
FAVORITE TV SHOWS:
WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU DRIVE?:

IS IT YOUR MOMMIES CAR THAT YOU PASS OFF AS YOUR OWN?:
DO YOU LIKE CARS?:

DO CARS LIKE YOU (trick question just to see if you're paying attention)?:
DO YOU ENJOY ROAD TRIPS?:

IF YOU SAW ME STRANDED ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD WOULD YOU HELP ME?:

IF YES, PLEASE ANSWER THE SUB QUESTIONS:

a.) Would you expect something in return or do it out of the goodness of your own heart?

b.) If yes, what would you expect?

c.) Would a signed 8 * 10 of me be sufficient? Sike I'd have to be pretty vain to tote around signed 8 * 10's of me....I only have wallets!...that's actually true but only because I display them at various shows, not because I'm just THAT into myself!
HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW ME?:
WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE PLACES?:
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT SPOONING?:
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CUDDLING?:
HOW MUCH DRAMA IS IN YOUR LIFE?:
DO YOU HAVE A CRAZY EX GIRLFRIEND THAT IS STILL RUNNING YOUR LIFE?:
DESCRIBE YOUR BED:
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?:
DO YOU LIKE TO JOKE AROUND?:
ARE YOU PLAYFUL?:
DO YOU CHEAT?:
HAVE YOU CHEATED?:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT CHEESY LITTLE THINGS LIKE KISSY PICTURES, HOLDING HANDS, CUTE NOTES, YA KNOW THE 'ROMANTIC STUFF'?:
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT ME?:
DO YOU GET HEATED ALOT?:
ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE THE INTERNET?:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME?:

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I need a Valentine or a Sugar Daddy
Category: Romance and Relationships

Hey there all of my myspace buddies,

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