You know you are a pet when..
Current mood: hungover
Category: Pets and Animals

Let me start at the beginning. I work close to where I live so I go home on lunch. I walked in the front door and there to greet me was my kitty, Nefer. well I gave her and the ferret, Draco, some food and went to sit my things down on the table. I got myself something to eat and sat down. I opened my computer and watched as Nefer furiously tried to get something from under the sofa. I watched this for a few minutes before i realized it must be where her toy mouse went and she can't fit under the sofa. Wolf got it for her and it is her favorite. She plays fetch with it. Well, to make a long story short (too late)I tried to reach it myself and i couldn't so I tried to lift the sofa. I realized I could not reach it and hold up the sofa so when I lifted the sofa, not thinking, I told Nefer to get it...AND SHE DID. only after I put the sofa down did I laugh at myself, then play fetch with the kitty. I'm not sure who the pet IS here!

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Oh yeah!
Current mood: ecstatic
Category: Life

Not only have I got to meet the Famous and wonderful Barry Bostwick in the past seven days but i have Been snokeling for the first time. It was all a huge gift from my husband. He bought me a wetsuit and scripted glasses and snorkel and fins etc...i saw a huge tarpon..wel four foot but still..at least i am finally coming down from floating like a giddy child from meeting barry and getting his signature..he is so nice and humble and handsome...did i mention handsome..really handsome.

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When Murphy comes to visit.
Category: Life

Everyone has had a visit from Murphy. Good Irish lad. He visits me often. When fair started last year and I realized It was downpouring and I was standing in a puddle with the plug part of the extention for the drill in one hand and an oil lamp in the other and it started to thunder...I dropped both bevause I didn't want murphy there. when I was running from one side of the theater to the other, and the shoes I had just that night mentioned had lasted for years broke and I tumbled like i couldn't walk and chew gum. (inside joke for those who have seen the comercial) Murphy was there when debbie ran off the road on mothers day driving to see her mom with her new used car. Murphy was there because there was no jack and the spare died a few miles down the road and someone stepped on my glasses i couldn't find.

Murphy comes around for breakfast when I decide for the first time in weeks to order cream donuts and step out of the car 45 minutes early for work and a client is parked in the car nezxt to me and sees me with the box...I work at a weight loss center.

Murphy is there when I take them home and so ants cannot get them and they don't go hard I put them in the oven....that's right murphy turned on the oven to preheat when i was sleeping...he forgot i put itthe box there.

That damn lad spoils everything. When I figure I am gonna have some wonderful special time at the beach with my husband on labor day...sea lice and a missing wedding band in the ocean.

I realized he visits me too damn often when my wedding dress came and it was ORANGE!

Even more so when I was trying to cut down the bamboo to hang the kimono on. I was using and electric saw and the bamboo started to smoke and got caught on the electrical line and then it started to rain.

I finally get my brothers address so I can invite him to the wedding, incidentally I love my brother and hate my sister, I just finish listening to my mom tell me how much i need to tolerate my sister or i'll really miss her when mom is gone...then she turns around and nearly doesn't come to the wedding because my brother is coming....MURPHY WHERE ARE YOU?

SOMEONE FIND HIM SO I CAN SHOOT HIM AND HIS DAMN LAWS!

have you met murphy?

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Rocky aka keep the hall clear lol!

I  was going through a  few of my friend's pictures and I was so happy to find some pictures of me from rocky. I spend all of my time somewhere other than on stage...I am a techie and looking at these picture I realized how much i love it. When i do it right the audience doesn't notice..only when i screw up big...kinda like being healthy you don't notice how important it is until you aren't well. I happen to get praise from those who work rocky...they notice..and I am thankful

Rocky is hard work but so enjoyable..I often think Steve and i could do it alone since we do most of the time...and I thank Jonas for catching me in my dash to get the boas where they needed to be. I like the running around, I like doing someone's makeup, i like to help and I am glad that it is appreciated.. The energy drink for those who want it, having something someone needs that they are missing...Making it run right in short..

The jokes, the seriousness, even if there isn't much of it! Who's idea was the purity test as cast got ready? Who does want two bawls anyway? do i need to brink sunkist and an ironng borad too..lol sorry to anyone I ran down  in my rush...maybe i should wear a bell so you can hear me coming...

Tanya I am putting this here don't move it...lol...okay quite a lot of people are listening to what i say...and giving me backrubs and flashing me.

I wanted to say thank you to Tash, Steve, Ozzy, Jamie, Ryan, Jonas, Carrie, Dana, Dave, Danny, Wolf, oh hell, anyone else that I might have forgot..frgive me.. we all know I am nuts!

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Blogging
Current mood: content

I so rarely blog and it isn't because I don't like to write or because I can't spell worth a damn...no those are reasons I shouldn't write...I usually don't deem what I have to say important enough to broadcast it. I really didn't think anyone ever read blogs anyway but one particular person surprised the hell out of me friday my knowing what the hell i am going through and have been through because she actually read my blog. So to those who do just because you like to know more about me..thanks.

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My sister
Current mood: pissed off

Yesterday the love of my life met my mother for the first time. I was surprised that they hit it off so well. She gave him the standard parent warning but was rather happy to hear of the wedding in october, she did however suggest we elope. Great minds think alike, and fools seldom differ. We were there for three hours. Now I should state that mom and I were closer than two peas in a pod. It was just her and I for many years. They my mother got older and I moved out and I honestly believe all her time alone made her paranoid. I have 17 journals of hers from that time that seem to point in that direction. I was not in a very good place at the time and we had not talked for four years until this past year. Mom never really got along with family nor they with her. All a little too alike in my thinking to get along. They seem to all be "my way or the highway" so of course when we moved to florida my mother and sister disowned each other, for reasons unbeknownst to me. Hell, as far as I knew it was over a stupid doll. I was 13, What the hell did I know. I knew I didn't want to be caught in the middle of two sparring adults. I did not talk to my sister until this past year.

This brings me to my present predicament. Things went well between mom and Wolf. I even got a glowing phone call from her today as I got out of work so I figured, hey give your sister a call before mom tells her so you can break the great news. She is the next in the matriarcal line after mom anyway. She wanted to get to know me again after all these years so I did so. Boy was I wrong. First I got My brother-in-law Bob, nice guy..intelligent..funny..always keeps his cool. He asked a few questions about how I was doing but I wanted to tell my sister first...so I just mentioned a few things that were important but not the big news. I got Debbie next. She asked how I was...and if I had any big news..was I seeing james...no i said...was i seeing anyone new...yes..all very leading questions...either my sister thinks me an idiot or I am...I thought mom had spoken with her by now and the next question was if it was serious..damn I thought..mom beat me to the punch..so I said I wanted to tell mom first and she went on about how she hadn't told mom anything....huh? confused...so was I. they she proceeded to rant so I let her...when in doubt gather information...why didn't I trust her...I did ..that was why I called...but she seems to want to be my best friend...job's taken...who was there when I went through my divorce 13 years ago, who was there through all  my relationships, who talks to me without yelling or or making me feel embarassed or shamed...who trusts me enough to tell me anything...who was there when I was in the hospital after trying to kill myself...who bailed me out of jail on easter weekend when my ex beat me and I fought back...who helped me pack up when I got out... who's wedding did I perform...who's life have I been a part of for over 13 years...Who understands that I am busy..just as busy as she is..and if we don't see each other for 3-4 months we miss each other but can still call on each other and know neither is angry at the other...it is just life...SHANNA....If my sister wants to be close to me and wants me in her life and be a part of mine and be trusted she can give me a call and share her life with me instead of expecting unconditional love immediately...earn it..want my trust...earn it...YOU SNEAKY YOU-KNOW-WHAT....INSTEAD OF READING MY BLOG! Next time ask some questions when you find someone's myspace. How long have you been reading it? Think you know me now? Think again. I realized as she was yelling at me...I was better off not knowing my sister. I didn't get as much verbal abuse. I did not have to take it...so I hung up....somehow I don't think I will be hearing from her. Oh and BTW she's 20 years my senior...

Currently listening : Little Earthquakes By Tori Amos Release date: 25 February, 1992

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Sick and missing My Mate
Current mood: giddy

Okay, it is time to address an issue I thought to never have to address again. I am engaged. For those of you who don't know, Wolf and I are shooting for the 20th of THIS October. Don't get you panties in a bunch, just send me your damn address for invites and such. LOL for those of you who think I am mad let me explain... you are right. Madly in Love. I was blindsided and definately never saw it coming. Before I get too sappy for my most cynical of friends let me end with.....I Love You My Mate...oh and dear Gods don't anyone tell him what he's got himself into. LOL!

Being your slave, what should I do but tend
Upon the hours and times of your desire?
I have no precious time at all to spend,
Nor services to do, till you require.
Nor dare I chide the world-without-end hour
Whilst I, my sovereign, watch the clock for you,
Nor think the bitterness of absense sour
When you have bid your servant once adieu;
Nor dare I question with my jealous thought
Where you may be, or your affairs suppose,
But, like a sad slave, stay and think of nought,
Save, where you are how happy you make those.
    So true a fool is love that in your will,
    Though you do anything, he thinks no ill.

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Why do all doctors hate me?
Current mood: pissed off

I dn't understand doctors at all. Someone is definately fucking with me. The day before Christmas eve i came home from a friend's house. I felt like the house had fallen ON me. I was tired and coughing and my sore throat that I have had since august was killing me. If you look it looks like my tonsils are tying to crawl down my throat. When i got home I took a cough syrup I had from august. When I awoke in the morning It hurt so much I couldn't breath or swallow. i didn't want to disturb James too much but woke him asked him for my cough syrup again and had him take me to the minor emergi center. Well I get there and they do the usual blood pressure good, temp normal, room 6. well we waited for the doctor but my usual one was gone on holiday so dr Heflon starts with cough and breath for me checks my nose and throat then poke my tummy and asks me if I am preggers...no i said and he said then he was gonna check me for mono..strep and have me go to the ER aftre writing on and listening to my tummy because it sounded like and felt like and aneurism and my heart has a murmur. Great..so we leave with a script of what they need to do to me...I am getting sleepy and even more lethargic than i told him I have been sicne this started months ago. they run blood beacuse fo some reason everyone assumes i am pregnant...comes back negative but the doctor comes in and asks me if i take drugs i said no...e says i have opiates in my blood...DING DING a bell goes off the damn cough syrup has opiates in it but has never afected me this way. well they realeased me after telling me the other doctor was way off because heart is fine..they checked.. and that aneurism only happens in older 70's ppl...they give me a z pack..which is an antibiotic...i was taking augmentin which is a stronger antibiotic for the throat before and it didn't work. nothing for pain since they saw the opiates in my blood..they don't beleive me...then i get home and look up viral pharingistis and it says since it is viral antibiotics don't work on it...so now I still have lethargy a sore throat and swollen tonsills and have been laughed and yelled at by every doctor cause i called the first one back to tell him  how much of an idiot he is and why the hell did he send me to the hospital.AAARRRGGGGHHHH!

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