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Gender: Female
Status: Married
Age: 34
Sign: Scorpio

City: RACINE
State: WISCONSIN
Country: US

Signup Date: 09/29/05

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Friday, July 25, 2008

Techie
Category: Art and Photography

So This Is A Test To Figure Out If I Can Actually Blog From My Phone. Well It Shouldnt Be That Hard Since It Seems My Phone Can Do Almost Everytthing Else! Btw Please If You Havent Sent Me Your Number, Do So Now Since I Lost Most Of Mine In Transition.

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Wednesday, July 02, 2008

new favorite song
Current mood: crunk
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njrMKb49vh8

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sweetest Stalker song EVER
Current mood: crazy
Category: Romance and Relationships



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq-yP7mb8UE

11:53 AM - 1 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment

Saturday, May 31, 2008

poets, comedians and other miscreants

thinking about doing an open mic night on tuesdays, let me know if your intrested!!!! if i get enough intrest... well you know.

 

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Friday, May 30, 2008

Bikini’s and Booze
Current mood: drunk
Category: Parties and Nightlife

ok so the few of you that have seen my face in the last couple of weeks have know that ive been doing a very strict South Beach diet, but alas i cannot live by protiens and good carbs alone, so alcohol made it back into my phase 1 of the diet and really its not that bad if you are aware that the body burns the booze off first before the fat you got stored on your hips, thighs, ass, belly, ect.  for some reason its not effecting the boob loss.  fuck dontcha know thats the way shit swings in my neck of the woods. 

so i did a little research for my party gals and gutter sluts that love the libations as much as me and give you all a heads up to look hot in your swim suit even if your as drunk as a skunk...  think Tara Ried..  eww, i just threw up in my mouth a little.  but anyways here it goes a little nutrition class from my side of the bar to yours.

per one ounce / pony shot

Capt. Morgan                    75 Cal

Bacardi Silver                     65 Cal

" "               O                      68 Cal

" "          Limon                    66 Cal

" "             Razz                   72 Cal

" "           Coco                    67  Cal

" "          Vanila                   68 Cal

Smirnoff flavored

citrus                                  100 Cal

Lemon                                 69 Cal

Orange                                 60 Cal

Vanila                                   69 Cal

watermelon (my current fav) 69 Cal

Skyy all flavors                      60 Cal

3 olives most flavors              69 Cal

Stoli most flavors                   60 Cal

Van Gogh most flavors           69 Cal

 

Southren Comfort                  70 Cal

Yukon Jack                           69 Cal

Jack Daniels                          78 Cal

 

 

Sminoff Ice bottle                  253 Cal

Long Island Ice Tea              around 500 to up to 700 Cal

 

Beers

Bud lit                                 110

Bud                                     145

Coors light                           102

Killians                                 163

MGD                                    143

MGDL                                 64

ML                                       96

High life                                 143

Pabst                                      153

Rolling Rock                           142

Sierra Nevada Pale Ale           200

all beers are done in 12 0z servings

 

 

I got all this info from various sorces from the net, way too many to mention.  alot of them contradicted each other so i figured out the diffrence.  if you find something that you could add or think is wrong, please feel free to comment.  and by wrong i mean nutrional fact, not my friends drinking habits.

btw if your watching your carb count, stay away from beer and stick to rum, vodka and whiskey, since the vast majority has no carb or fat content.  Alos remember when mixing your cocktails that if you wanna play it safe stick to a low cal or 0 cal mixer such as Diet sodas, Crystal Light, Diet flavored teas, Selter water. 

well i hope i made you feel ok about your waistline and imbeding at the same time.  you drunk skinny F***.

 

kisses and stiches bitches

 

Shug

 

THE END

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Monday, May 19, 2008

oh say can you see......

hey all! im now in charge of getting people to sign up to do the national anthem at our bouts.  intresting is  a plus. message me if your intrested or have any fun ideas! thanks!

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Friday, May 16, 2008

alone
Category: Romance and Relationships

damn im so used to people being around now that even when my husband packs up and leaves town for the weekend, just the weekend, i feel like something is missing around the house.  its like a missed placed letter or a favorite chair has been moved to the other side of the room.  its just odd and forien to me now even though i used to be this gal that needed some NO PEOPLE time every once in a while, not saying that, that has changed but damn the house just seems wierd without all the commotion, arguments, clutter not left by me, ect when no one else is home.  almost feel like im hanging out in someone elses house.  odd.

 

maybe in retrospect my husband didnt leave this weekend, maybe i took some very good or very bad drugs, depending on who you ask and accidentally moved my self into someone elses house and this is all a bad trip, kinda like Ann Hesch or somethin. Hmmmmm.

 


If i start talking about ufo's coming to take me away haha hoho heehee starting weening me off what ever the hell im on please.

 

maybe its a good thing im working all weekend and have a meeting on sunday, it will keep me busy and my mind from thinking dangerous things.

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Sunday, April 27, 2008

sometimes

sometimes people super prize you. sometimes people are just exactly where they were last time you left them. thank the goddess for that.

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Monday, April 07, 2008

i wuv my team

ok im not one to get mushy unless those damn hormones are kicking my ass and its that time of the month, but after last saturday and spening some much needed time with my Shevil’s im in love with all of them all over again.  i have never met a more creative, intellegent, more diverse group of ladies that i am so lucky to call my sisters.  my fever was kicking my ass early on in the evening, but eventually the shots won out and i got to stay out to bar close, once again proving my therory that booze does kill sicky germs.  so tonight as i bust ass behind the bar, i will be raising a shot to my sisters in arms, the Shevil Knevils, worlds best Roller Derby Team EVER! 

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

ways to piss off a bartender
Current mood: bitchy

too many to mention but since im here

 

dont walk in after last call and expect the world, much less a drink

dont order a round of shots for your friends when the bartender is super busy and not know what the fuck your 3 or 20 friends are drinking (especially when 20 other people are waiting)

dont expect tons of beads and swag thrown your way just because your willing to show body parts i dont want to look at ... try tipping asshole

when the bartender looks likes shes done with you, she probably is

blahblah and blah

i hate working st. pats, but some of you made it worth it, thanks; and to the rest.... kiss my fucking shamrocks

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