To All Citizans of the United States
Category: News and Politics

Today you must take on the resposblity by going out and vote. Its Tuesday and their is nothing you are doing that is more important then this. In this election you will determin who will be in the Presidental election. It is important to know your candidates so we don't make a mistake and put the wrong person in power.

I have given my support to Obama and at the same time have denounced Cliton for many reasons.

Obama - Obama is the best candidate to lead us in the new era. Its  the 21st Centuray and for the first decade we have been lead by old fucks form another era (The Cold War). He is the best choice for a better future. With him their might be a chance for Unversial Heath Care, an end to out sourcing and free trade.
 
Hilary Clinton - Fuck no, to all Hiliary supporters, just because she is a women dose not make her a better candidate. Also fucking Bill (who is just as bad) dose not give her the qualfcations to be a good leader.

She is both evil and corrupt. She was for the war but now is aginst it because "its no longer cool". She has recived more kick back money from the lobbyist then any other candidate. She will install policys that would outsource more jobs and screw over the American people.

Just incase Clinton wins the Democratic nomoniee I hope that Mitt Romney of the Republican party wins the election. You read corectly, I will be supporting and maybe voting Republican if Hilary wins the Democratic nomiee.

Mitt Romney - He is the most honest candidate. He has been financing his own campagin and not taking kick backs from the lobbyst (like Clinton or most Republicans). We lack some honesty in Washington and so he is the best Republican shoice we have.

John McCain - He is too old and like I said we don't need any more 70 year olds who still think its the cold war and don't know what a computer is.

Ron Paul - I like some of Ron Pauls stans but their just too radical.

Huckabee - who the fuck is he again? Also Huckabee  sounds like a name that belongs to a clown or a hillbilly

Other - Huckabee would fall under this catagory were he not a Republican. This will also include all the third party clowns like Ralph Nader.

Good Luck voting today.

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How To Get Away With Drinking and Driving!
Current mood: drunk
Category: Life

We all know that drinking and driving is dangerous but sometimes our destination is not that far and we don't have enough money for a cab. Also you won't leave your car infront of a bar or have another drunk take you. Also if you decide to walk you might have a greater chance of getting mugged, remeber the movie Once Upan A Time in America. However their are secrets to driving after you have been drinking without being caught by the police.



Make Your Drive Short : It is important that where your driving is not really far. The shorter the distance the less likly chaces you have of getting caught. Also avoid the highyway. Your drunk and you won't be able to handle the speed you need traffic lights and stop signs to give you a little break.

Wait 2 Hours Before Driving : Don't pound 5 bottlos and decide to drive. Wait for two hours before you drive. This gives you plenty of time to sober up and piss out all the booze. The longer you wait the more sober your going to look.



Sobrity Self-Test : Give yourself a sobrity test to see if your well enough to drive. Try to walk a straight loine forwards and backwards. Its better to have you or your buddy give you the sobrity test then a cop.

Drive Through Quit Neighborhoods : Cops are more likly going to be in the busy streets. To avoid the police drive through neigborhoods where its quit. But avoid parks since cops patrol those areas for pot smoking teenagers.

Avoid Check Points : Before going drinking drive around the area in search of sobrity check points and rember them good. Casue on your drive back you don't want to be driving through them.

Follow these tips and you can drive  all you wan after having a few drinks. Some mights say "Neil, some of your tips are wrong and I have better ones", well guess what this my blog, I wrote it so fuck you. If you have your own tips write it in your own fucking blog.

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The 5 Dumbest Questions I Have Ever Heard !
Current mood: beefy
Category: beefy Life

At school or at work your boss always say that "their is no such thing as a stupid question". They say that for two reasons, one might be so that every one can speak up whats on their mind the second might be a way to root out all the dumb asses. The reality is as long as their are stupid people their will be stupid questions.

I have been asked and heard many stupid questions. Now I have listed the five dumbest ones of all time. Seriously these questions are so dumb I fell that the person who asked should be legally considered retarted.

5. "May I see your ID?" - This question would have not been stupid if only it was  asked in a liqour store and I was buying ciggrets. However I was asked this at GameStop when I was buying Halo 3 and at the time I had a beared. Yet the asshole still asked to see my ID. If I have to show ID to make a purchase I expect to get some ciggrats with my purchase yet they had no ciggrats.  

4. "Why do I need to take a reading class?" - Anyone who says they don't like to read is a dumbass. You need to know how to read as it is a basic fuction of a working person. If you don't like to read then your a dumbass and if you can't read then you should be ashamed of yourself for not knowing how to read in America (dose not apply to non-English speakers). You probley should also go and kill your self to prevent you from breeding and creating stupid children who won't be able to read.



3. "What Language do they speak in England" - self explantroy why this question is so stupid

2. " Culture A, Culture B Whats the diffrence" - Ever been involved in a conversation with some one that is about your ethnic heratige or cultural background and the idiot  thinks your form  culture A but your from culture B then he says somthing like "Iran, Iraq Whats the diffrence" or "Chines, Japanes Whats the diffrence". Yeah the world is really broken down like this



It is assumed by the dumbasses that the world is divided into a few ethnic groups. To a dumbass the world is divided between America, Mexico, Russians, Arab, China, and Europe.

1. "What is so important about Martin Luther King?" - When I first heard this, even I said "you got to be shitting me". This was not in fourth grade but Junior year of High School. For some one to say that is beyond retarted. Even imgrants who can't speak English know who Dr. Martin Luther King. To not know who he is like not knowing about Holocaust.  Like this guy



And if you don't know who he is then go get a piece of rope and hang your self. You are a parasite know as beyond dumbass and you need to be removed from the human gene pool like the guy who can't read.

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Country Defenseless . . . . . From What ?
Current mood: bummed
Category: News and Politics

I don't know if any one recently heard the news that dose not relate to Buhto's assination but more local. Because of an F-15 chrash in Missouir all of the F-15's have been grounded until further inspection. With this notion people in Washington and our country began to panic as the F-15 makes up of most of our ariel defense in America. If we are invaded we are defenseless. With all this panic I wonder who do we have to fear an invasion from.

A little history lesson for every one. The Cold War ended along time ago. The USSR (Evil empire) is no more. In its place is the Russian Fedration a democratic country run by Putin.

I do not feel that Putin has ever considered invading America at any time. Regardless of Russia new rise and the current stats they are in no power to invade us or have the desire to do so.

Maybe its because that many do not know about the world outside of their comunity (or Fox News) their is a lack of understanding of what the world is like. Most likly most of the people panicking because of the lack of F-15 see the world like this.

I'm not suprised or overexsturating since 47% of the population can't find America (their own country) on a map. Chances are this is the picture of the world they have.

So for now just relax cause regardless of the lack of F-15 their is no reason to panic. No one wants to invade us now. Just relax and enjoy the New Year and just get drunk.  

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Hope Every One Had A Merry Fucking X-Mas
Current mood: bitchy
Category: Life

Finally I'm glad X-Mas is over. All I have to do is now is put up with assholes returning their un-wanted shit they got from un-wanted relatives. That means I have to watch out for these psychos on the road if I just want to go and hang-out at the mall.

X-Mas fells great when your a kid or a parent but as a single guy in his twenty's its shit. You have people going crazy and puting them selves in debit to buy useless crap. Then their is all the dumb-ass Christmas themed movies like Fred Claus or Elf where you have a good actor degrading himself in some stupid movie. What ever happened to all the good X-mas movies like Its A Wonderful Life or How The Grinch Stole Christmas (cartoon version).

Why can't people just donate their unwanted gift to charity. That way you got rid of your unwanted crap and some poor family felt some love. Its better then driving to the mall.

The only thing good about Christmas is the family (that matter like Grandma, Grandpa, or your cool uncle), the dinner, and the christmas lights that some neighborhoods display (best ones in Phoenix).

Now comes the time where I rant about the shittist movie I saw, Alien vs. Pretador: Requiem. I just thought it was imposible to screw up a sequal to a Paul Anderson film but the Brothers Strause mangae to do the impossible. The plot is ok but the camra makes it impossible to know whats going on? Are they killing or being killed?

Finally we come down to the last thing that happened today. As I was driving to have breakfeast I put my hand out of the car to enjoy the breeze when some dumb asshole in front of me driving a Corvette just slows down and pulls to my side. He then starts yelling like some dumb psycho "did you flip me off" (which I didn't), I told the dumb fuck no and he drives of.

So to rap it off, holiday problems, shitty movie, and psycho drivers.

I guess I had a great Christmas, I hope every one did too!

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Illeagl immgration: Yes now its my turn to talk!
Current mood: blah
Category: News and Politics

I personally don't give a shit about the issue on illegal immigration for one reason and that is no matter what people say, "Get business to stop hiring them", our politician will not under any circumstance do anything about it. If you want proof just remember that they gave Blackwater USA immunity when they decided to reenact the Mi Lay massacre. But I do have a few issues to talk about because I hear all the time and it is really starting to piss me off.

First off we have the Conservatives that wants to just close off the border. Real smart dumbass, these people want to turn the American-Mexican border into the DMZ like in Korea. Also all I have seen many of them do is go cry to their congressmen for help.

"Wah wah wah, help me congressmen, the Mexicans are invading us, Pat Robertson said you will help us."

The way this will work is like this. If the congressmen are Republican, then he will only pretend to give a shit while he receives kickback from the lobbyist that profit from exploiting illegal immigrants as slaves. If your congressmen are Democrat then he will pretend to care about the immigrant's rights just to get a few votes.

I also have a really hard time taking any anti-illegal immigrant seriously for they give the dumbest reason to act and the most shit-head solution. The only exception is spending tax dollars to help them and the Minute Men Project, which is not cruel, compared to its South African counter part (Watch the New Apartheid on YouTube to understand what I'm talking about).

Also we have a government that just loves to make cut backs or not waste money but is whiling to take bribes. We reduce aide to Africa by 2%, the FEMA response to Katrina which has left many homeless, Bush making cutbacks to the benefits of troops in Iraq. Yeah like they will really spend money on border patrol

Finally, the best way to end illegal immigration is not to make reforms here but to pressure Mexico to push for social reforms.  When this notion is brought up I usual hear:

"But Mexico is poor and the people are starving"

Mexico is not that poor and if you want proof here are a few interesting facts. Their are more millionaires in Mexico then they are in the entire continute of Europe. Mexico is one of the top 20 most industrialized nations surpassing many European nations. Also the standard of living is greater then most of Central America and Africa. Finally, Mexico receives more aid from America then all of Europe did with the Marshall Plan.

The problem is government corruption that needs to be solved!

Now its time to flame the liberals.

The one issue I can't stand about the liberals that support the illegal immigrants is that they act as if Mexico is really the most horrible place to live. I don't know if they realize that the conditions in Afghanistan, DR of Congo, Zimbabwe, North Korea, Sudan, or Burma is allot worse then any were else in the world. Yet liberals have made it like that we need to help the illegal immigrants because their is a famine, war, dictatorship, or genocide happening in Mexico. We need to presser the Mexican government to intact a few social reforms that will benefit the people and lower the amount of illegal coming in.

Liberal have also not considered the dangers some might bring with them. Some may have an illness that is not normal to our country and it could bring an epidemic, example would be AIDS, which was brought into America in the 70's by an illegal immigrant from Haiti. Several of the illegal immigrants can be convicts escaping the law, like murders, rapes, and ex-Nazi's.

We will never be able to completely end illegal immigrants coming into America but we can try and have the numbers dropped. We must pressure the Mexican government to introduce reform and have descent security on the border rather the less then half-ass we have now.

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Jack Thompson is an Asshole and Giselle Pakeerah is a lying Bitch!
Current mood: chipper
Category: News and Politics

I just recently bought Manhunt 2 for the PS2. I know people say its better on Wii but I hate the Wii plus Manhunt was PS2 game and it should stay that way regardless. Manhunt 2 is still fun for the PS2; it is what I expected; a fun game with a dark tone along with some elements from Hostel.

In Manhunt 2 you play as Daniel Lamb, a scientist who has been in a Mental Institution for 6 years. One night their is a power failure and he escapes with a friend named Leo. Soon they are hunted by men from an organization called The Project which Daniel and Leo were involved in. Now Daniel has to fight for his life and figure out his past and his involvement with The Project.

Manhunt 2 was the perfect game for Halloween and it may be one of the scariest games of this year.

I talk about Manhunt 2 because when the game was announced lawyer Jack Thompson an anti-Video Game activist and communist-asshole went on one of his bullshit rants about how video games turn "children into killers and people are endanger" or some shit like that. Every time their is a teenager on the news for mass murder this ass-clown starts blaming video games. He has also threatened a lawsuit against Rockstar Games for releasing Manhunt 2 and the upcoming Grand Theft Auto VI.

Video games are fun and that communist-asshole Jack Thompson should find something better too do with his life (like suicide). Playing video games are fun when you have nothing to do and its not Happy Hour. Jack Thompson has to realize that playing video games is a better alternative then other activates.

Like kicking him in the nuts but that is impossible because.
1. An assault charge by him is not worth it!
2. He had experimental surgery to have his balls removed!

Also something interesting; gamers who felt that Jack Thompson has a bad image of gamers decided to send him flowers and to open dialog with him. They called their organization "Flowers For Jack". He turns down the offer in a rude manner (they should have sent Jack some tampons as a better alternative).

So I decide to start my own charity called "Fingers For Jack". It is simple what you do is send a picture of your self while giving the finger (like the one below)

And add to the picture the following message:

Dear Jack Thompson

Quit being such a communist-asshole with your crusade against video games. This request is coming form a person who has made achievements in his life and has a big dick. I know your upset that your wife left you but don't blame it on video games.  So stop being an un-patriotic asshole and do something meaningful like Saving Darfur.

Sincerely

[[Insert Name]]

Make the following changes necessary

1. If your female you don't need to include the part about a big dick
2. Add more profanity if you wish
3. If you wish replace Save Darfur with suicide (LOL)
4. If you don't want to send a picture then a box of tampon will make a good substitute

Important: Send the message to Jack Thompson not Fred there is a difference and their not related (thank god). Fred Thompson is a presidential candidate along with having a role in the movie Die Hard 2 (good movie) and Law & Order (CSI is better). Jack Thompson is the asshole I've been ranting about. Oh and Fred has a hot wife while Jack's wife left him cause she though he was a douche.

Finally I we come to Giselle Pakeerah. Giselle Pakeerah is the stupid mother of that dead kid Stefan Pakeerah. When Stefan Pakeerah was murdered by Warren Leblanc she used Manhunt as a scapegoat. It was later learned that Warren Leblanc never played Manhunt but the trial has had an effect on the decision to rate Manhunt 2 in the UK. In reality the murder can be blamed on Giselle Pakeerah and the parents of Warren Leblanc.

Giselle Pakeerah has to be held responsible for raising her kid to be killed by a drug addict with a hammer.

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How California is on The First Step to 1984
Current mood: angry
Category: outrage News and Politics

"You can't legislate morality" - Jesse Ventura (Governor of Minnesota from 1999 untill 2003)

Did any one rember a blog I wrote in May titled "How Political Correctness will make our future like 1984". I still strongly belive that Poltical Correctness is just a liberal's version of New Speak, the language spoken in George Orwell's greatest novel 1984 . Orwell's novel brought a great warning to the Democray's of the world about the loss of freedom to totalitarianism. It must be very important for all educated people to understand this book and it must be a reading requirement in schools.

Yet its not being read in schools. In high school it was not the required reading list at all. Insted we had to read Why The Cage Bird Sings (really boring and not worth my time) or The House on Mango Street (I would rather get shoot then to read this again) along with any other worthless  litruature that is about a peasent nagging about how bad their lives are. Because we live at a time where most high-school kids would rather try meth with a used needle then read it is important to put 1984 on a required list.

I say this because my great state of California has passed a law that will enforce poltical correctness in the schools. SB 777 forbids the words husband and wife from being said in a class room as to not offend children with homosexual parents. An articel was sent to me by Jake (thank you Jake) about this issue. I'm among many to be outraged at this new law.

I'm not outraged becuase of its pro homosexual agenda (I actually don't have nothing aginst homosexuals, they are all ok.) I'm outraged cause now they are enforcing poltical correctness in a school. I belive it is always common curtisy to show the up most respect for a person regardless of their gender, relgion, ethnicty or sexuality but this law is pushing it too far. All this will do is breed more hate towards the gay community.

It would similer to a school that would ban burguers because a few parents have complained that eating beef is offensive to their * relgion. Can you guess what will happem?

A. Students will be more tolorant and start eating chicken.
B. Students will devlope a prejudice towards the students of * relgion which will result in the use of racial slurs and maybe beatings. 

At best SB 777 will do is increase intolorance towards homosexuals. It will also brought us on the first step to turning California into the nightmare of George Orwell's 1984.

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Blackwater USA: The Great Modern Evil
Current mood: worried
Category: News and Politics

In 1977 an international confrence was held to expand on the Geneva Conventions of 1949. Among the subjects at the thi confrences was the usage of mercenaries. The delagets drafted the following: 

Protocol Additional GC 1977 (APGC77)
A mercenary is any person who:

(a)  is specially recruited locally or abroad in order to fight in an armed conflict;

(b)  does, in fact, take a direct part in the hostilities;

(c)  is motivated to take part in the hostilities essentially by the desire for private gain and, in fact, is promised, by or on behalf of a Party to the conflict, material compensation substantially in excess of that promised or paid to combatants of similar ranks and functions in the armed forces of that Party;

With so many international laws aginst mercenary's I wonder why the fuck dose Blackwater exsit?

For those who are unfamilier with Blackwater USA, in theory it is a "security" company that has sent "Private Military Contractors" (a fancy word for mercenary) to Iraq. They have been protecting diplomats and important people in Iraq (a job that belongs to Diplomatic Security Service). In reality its a mercenary army with shitheaded high school drop-outs who think they are Mike Hoare.

Blackwater now is having a fun time in Iraq killing civillians during happy-hour. Its seems to many of the mercenaries, they enjoy recreating the My Lai massacer as they have no compasion for human life. This is hurting our atempts of establishing democracy in Iraq (even though it has been a failuer since the "Mission Acomplished" stunt).

Its ok to say that Blackwater USA is a company run by savages. Every day the mercenarys wake up and enjoy a good breakfeast that consist of eggs, a dead orphan with LSD. During their training they practice by shooting a kidnaped child. For a refreshment they enjoy some goat blood mixed with wiskey. At night they pray to Satin and Hitler before going to bed.

Blackwater is nothing but a group of soldiers who got kicked out of the real military because of problems like "droping acid before combat". Has any one seen this job aplication for Blackwater.

Blackwater is also a threat to our troops. What if in the future the goverment decides to hire Blackwater to fight in combat as oppose to the regular military? Its cheapr and they don't qualfiy for the G.I. Bill of Rights (Blackwater can be used like a Temp). Also mercenaries are not entitled to the benfits of the Geneva Code so we don't have to worry about their condtion if they become POW's.

What if Blackwater decides is hired by a million doller company (like Haliburton) to plot a coup. Its no joke, Mark Thatcher hired mercenaries for a coup that failed (It was very similer to Frederick Forsyth's novel The Dogs of War). Soon we could be seeing ads like this

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One Smoke Can Get You Addicted......Not This Bullshit Again!!!!
Current mood: happy
Category: Smoking (LOL) News and Politics

A recent study has shown that if a teen takes one puff from a cigarette they will become adicted to tobbaco. Now I'm wondering how many times have we all heared this bullshit before?

If I had a doller for ever time some Anti-Smoking Nazi told me that it takes one puff I would be one rich motherfucker and I would own a radio station rather then blogging on myspace.

You want proof. I'm the proof.

I smoke but I'm not addicted to it. I have gone 5 months with out a smoke at most but commonly it is a 3 weeks. I usual smoke with friends or at parties never alone.

I started when I was 18 simply because I wanted too and not to look "cool". Anyone who smokes just to be cool is going to die alone cause you have to be the biggest and loneliest faggot in the world. Stop blaiming cigarette for your problems.

I also get pissed off when Anti-Smoking Nazi blaim every thing on Marlbro "because it is popular".

Smoking is somthing fun to do on your free time. We can't smoke pot because its illegal, we can't drink because its not 8:00 pm yet, and tofu taste like shit.

We must all do our part in fighting the Anti-Smoking Nazi before they take over the world.

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