Unsuitable Education Establishments (It’s about porn)
Category: Blogging

I was watching a video the other day called "Anal Academy", which featured the adventures of four young ladies in their early twenties at a boarding school.  I say "adventures", it was mainly up the bum sex.

What were the parents thinking?  Surely sending their nymphomaniac daughters to a school called "Anal Academy" is just asking for trouble?  Did the parents just  open the Yellow Pages and pick out the first one in the book?

There were only four of these sex crazed young woman at the academy so it would seem most parents choose their finishing schools with more care, either that or the "AAAAnal College for Randy Strumpets" is doing a roaring trade.

I don’t know what happens at the end of the film as, whilst I was watching, my eyes crossed and I suddenly lost all my interest.

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That’s Unsceintific Non-fact That Is.
Current mood: blah
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

Apparently ITV1 had a programme about a 52 year old woman who drinks 45 units of alcohol a week so they digitaly altered her photo to show what she would look like in 25 years time, aged 77.

They did two pictures one if she drank sensibly and the other if she kept boozing

As you can see 25 year of boozing has made her forget to comb her hair and smile for photographs.

Currently watching : Blue Thunder (Special Edition) Release date: 04 April, 2006

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New Old Photos
Category: Art and Photography

Just a quick blog to say I've upload some scanned photos on to Flickr from my Granddad's time in World War II that you might want to look at.  You don't have to though, people fought a war for you to have that choice ;)

Here's the link (opens in a new window):
WWII photos

Currently watching : Family Guy - Blue Harvest Special Edition (w/ limited-edition collectibles) Release date: 15 January, 2008

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Dental Treatment Complete, Tax Rebate Gone.
Current mood: blah
Category: Blogging

I have just finished my treatment at the dentist which I have been having done over the last two months and I got my tax rebate!

Here's a breakdown of the figures:

Tax rebate:                                           £1088.00
Minus Dental Costs:                              -£1100.00
Plus 2% Cash back from Credit Card:         £22.00

=                                                        £10.00 to spend on anything I want! 

Currently listening : Dick at Nite By Richard Cheese Release date: 13 November, 2007

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Dental Woes
Current mood: sore
Category: Blogging

I've just been to the dentist, near to where I work, as I've been having a lot of pain from a couple of my teeth for weeks.  The good news is that I haven't got to have them all removed; the bad news is that the treatment costs are likely to be over £1000!

I'm still waiting for a tax rebate which, I was going to spend on a laptop and a few other electronic goodies, now it looks like it is going to pay for me not to be in agonising pain instead. 

Oh well, easy come, easy go - that's if I ever get it! 

Currently watching : Hell Drivers [Region 2]

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What’s going on with...... (WARNING CHILDISH RUDENESS!)
Current mood: chipper
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

......children's entertainment?

There is a DVD out now called "The Last Mimzy"



"Mimzy" sounds just like "mimsy" and where I come from a mimsy is a slang word for a lady's down below rude bits.  The urban dictionary's definition can be found here.

This is an extract from the back of the DVD:

Now is it just me or do their heads look like graffiti drawings of male genitalia as seen on the walls of nasty public toilets and the exercise books of school boys?  Papa pig even has pubes on his bollocks/chin.  All that is missing is the spunk shooting out the end.

Currently playing : BioShock Release date: 21 August, 2007

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You my friend are going nowhere.
Current mood: frustrated
Category: Automotive

I have a new car and start a new job on Monday, which is why I needed a car.

I can pick the car up today but it needs taxing and the insurance documents I need are in the post.  My insurance company tell me that they can fax me a cover note but it won't be accepted by the post office, doh!

I've paid £8 for the insurance cover note to come via courier so hopefully I shall be back on the road by tomorrow afternoon.

More news as and when it happens.

Currently playing : Commandos Strike Force Release date: 03 May, 2006

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Jane and Glen
Current mood: good
Category: Romance and Relationships

On Saturday I went to my friend's, Glen and Jane, Wedding.  Here are a few picutres:

 
A bit out of focus but a bloke with a bigger camera kept getting in the way!

I was invited and everything.

Unattended children will be given an expresso and a free puppy!

Lot's more pictures here.

Currently watching : The Hitcher Release date: 08 June, 1999

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My life is repeating!
Current mood: indifferent
Category: Life

Today I completed my tax return, not that I can send it though due to the postal strike.

Last year I didn't complete it until 27th August see Tax!

Currently watching : The Black Hole Release date: 03 August, 2004

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Don't Talk to Strange Women Again!
Current mood: curious

Today I received two emails from the same person wanting me to be their friend.  She Claims to be from the USA but I'm not so sure, what do you think?  Should I send her money and forward my bank account details?  It's proabably safe, isn't it?

Here's the email:

From: reneDate: 28 Jun 2007, 09:37

HELLO,  MY NAME IS RENE WILLIAMS 28 FROM US BUT USA IN  AFRICA  4 MY FATHERS LAWYA , AM NEW HERE AND I AM ALSO NEW ON THIS INTERNET SEARCHING AND I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN ABOUT THIS?. I CAME ACROSS YOUR PROFILE AND I BELEIVE YOU ARE A GOOD MAN AND WOULD BE THE KIND OF MAN I WILL LIKE TO HAVE RELATIONSHIP WITH U AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM VERY SERIOUS ABOUT WHAT I WANT AND I HOPE YOU  ARE ALSO A SERIOUS ONE AND READY FOR WHAT YOU WANT. PLEASE REPLY ME BACK WITH UR PIC AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ME AND MY PROFILE.  THIS MY YAHOO IM bigergirl_love@yahoo.com

Currently watching : The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension Release date: 01 January, 2002

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