so wow, the 10th episode of FFTL TV just went up and it looks like were picking up steam every week...i love making these things so i hope you love watching them...get stoked, cause coming up soon were gonna have episodes documenting the european tour with KISS and then were filming allllll summer long at the Vans Warped Tour...
now here....re-live the magic...with the first 10 episodes of FFTL TV!
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Holy Shit! What the fuck is going on in the celebrity world...not only do Nichole Richie, Christina Aguilara, and David Allen Griers wife (whatever the fuck her name is) all give birth on the same fucking night....now that 17 year old "soulja boy" kid knocked up some skank from GA...The funniest part of the interview: "I'm not just some groupie looking for a payday; me and (Soulja Boy) have history. But ever since i told him that I am pregnant, he stopped returning my calls and texts... if i don't hear from him soon, I'm going to have to get a lawyer"
I did some photoshops that inspired me while reading all this crazy baby nonsense.
lets see...other cool shit i found today..
oh, FOXNEWS censored this footage of ron paul out of their debate...it only aired during the live showing
Remember those posts i did about how corrupt and evil PETA is? Well, they are still doing fucked up shit..check out this story i found today:
"An official report from People for The Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), submitted nine months after a Virginia government agency's deadline, shows that the animal rights group put to death more than 97 percent of the dogs, cats, and other pets it took in for adoption in 2006. During that year, the well-known animal rights group managed to find adoptive homes for just 12 pets."
and i know alot of you say, they are injured pets, and pets that no one wants, but the problem is that this is PETA, they are the same group that VANDALIZES animal shelters for doing the EXACT SAME THING that they themselves are doing. You cant preach one thing and Fight for it, while doing the opposite without expecting people to get pissed. GO FUCK YOURSELF PETA
Heres a fun game i found today for when you want to ease some of the stress that the government and PETA give you:
i know that you are all eagerly and sarcastically awaiting the worlds best top 10 list, so i figured i would put an end to the seemingly endless wait and go ahead and compile these lists. My taste is better than your parents at least...so you might enjoy some of these choices as they are gauged towards a younger demographic such as the one i belong to...adult white male aged 18-25...so without any further ado, here:
Best CDs of 2007:
EDITED!!!!! ....these are not really in any particular order...i mean they are from best down, but to be honest...you could really switch up any of the numbers, i loved all these pretty much equally
1. Silverchair - Young Modern 2. Between the Buried & Me - Colors 3. Dethklok - Dethalbum 4. The Substitute People - Wake Up, This is Your Morning 5. Queens of the Stone Age - Era Vulgaris 6. Glos - Harmonium 7. Kanye West - Graduation 8. Job For a Cowboy - Genesis 9. Serj Tankian - Elect the Dead 10. Radiohead - In Rainbows
Best Movies of 2007:
1. The Game Plan starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson....pfffffffttttttt just kidding again ahhh hah, yeah so you get the picture..im pretty much just putting really bad stuff up as the 1st one just to trick you into thinking i have bad taste...hehehe ol
1. No Country for Old Men 2. Charlie Wilson's War 3. Juno 4. Into the Wild 5. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 6. Superbad 7. Transformers 8. The Ten 9. Futurama - Bender's Big Score 10. Shoot 'Em Up
Best Shows of 2007 that i went to:
1. Rage Against the Machine @ Coachella 2. Foo Fighters @ Henry Fonda Theatre 3. Beastie Boys @ The Wiltern 4. Deftones @ any Canada Show 5. Weird Al Yankovic @ Bamboozle 6. Between the Buried & Me @ Saints and Sinners 7. Linkin Park @ Bamboozle 8. Mindless Self Indulgence @ the whole tour 9. The Night Watchman @ House of Blues New Orleans 10. Glassjaw @ Saints and Sinners
Best Comedians i saw live on stage in 2007:
1. Zach Galifianakis 2. Michael Showalter 3. Dave Chappelle 4. Demetri Martin 5. The Convoy Improv Team 6. Michael Ian Black 7. David Cross 8. Matt Besser 9. Tim and Eric Awesome Show live 10. Nick Swardson
Most Fun Had in 2007:
1. White-water Rafting in Riggins Idaho 2. Shark Fishing in North Florida 3. Skateboarding at soo many different places in america 4. Going to Coachella 5. FFTL "Rather be slayin' n00bz" Tour 6. New York City in November 7. Playing Xbox360 8. Being an Extra in a Movie 9. April 20th 2007 10. Derek and I crossing rapids on foot, then running through an old junkyard, then climbing a mountain inhabited by black widow spiders and rattle snakes, then running back down the mountain and almost tackling a deer, looking back and seeing the cops looking for us on the mountain with spotlights, then back through the rapids...all while just wearing sandles and swimming trunks because stuart (our tour manager) Bet us $300 that we wouldnt do it...btw he never paid us.
well, im tired of doing this...so thats it. 2007 was good, bad, ugly, awesome, sweet, horrible, uplifting, depressing, inspiring and other adjectives...but i wouldnt have it any other way.
wow...first of all...i did ALOT of stuff in 2007...holy shit..i love life.
im super excited for 2008...i hope it is as amazing to me as 2007 was.
thanks for wasting your time reading my stupid top 10 list bullshit.
when i was younger i watched a lot of daria, and i basically based my life off of trent....sleep till you have to do something, then do it...and then go back to sleep
Currently
listening
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I Got That Work
By
Big Tymers
Release date: 16 May, 2000
end of "rather be slayin’ n00bs" tour 2008
Category: Blogging
well the tour is officially over tonight :(
thanks to: pierce the vail, four year strong, vanna, fftl, bless the fall, a skylit drive, and every local band that helped this tour out.
this was definately one of the best times ive had in my life, i saw so much awesome stuff this time around.
i skated so much on this tour..it was awesome skating with brandon, matt, and manning like everyday. especially at rocketown and in boise!
it was a blast partying every night with everyone from the tour...getting wasted every night and never waking up with a hangover, dancing in sketchy clubs in dallas, drinking jager on the PTV RV. yelling and screaming at eachother and laughing our asses off....i dont think i puked once on this tour either...awesome
what a great time
if you want...take a look at the tour photos section of my photos here: Tour Photos
man, soo much fucking fun
flying back to LA tomorrow morning...man...tomorrow night is gonna freak me out...it feels like your putting the brakes on your life when you get home...sucks
but well be back out in no time....take action tour 2008...woo
ok so greenpeace is holding a contest where you get to vote on what they are going to name this new whale that they are researching...and one of the choices that was user-submitted is: Mr. Splashy Pants
well obviously Mr. Splashy Pants is already way out in front...but why dont you go vote so that you can be a part of history...you can be like...i helped name that hilariously named whale "Mr. Splashy Pants"
your kids will learn about "Mr. Splashy Pants" when they go to school no doubt...dont you want to be able to tell them that you had your hands in the naming process of the best named whale in the universe?
ill miss you more than you could ever know...you are one of the nicest people i have ever worked along side...you always had a smile on your face and you had a great sense of humor...you brought smiles to so many faces and you could never imagine the impact you would have on this world...youve had to deal with alot while doing what you love but never let it get to you, you had determination where most people would have just given up. i hope that wherever you are..you are happy. ill miss you man, it really hurts that i wont get to see you just one more time.
im gonna have like serious fucking problems with my arm when im older...ive gone like 3 weeks without fucking up..
...and tonight i was skating home from UCB and i fucking hit this god damn nearly invisible crack...granted i was a little buzzed, but below the legal limit for sure...and i fucking landed so hard and then i just started yelling at myself like "fuck you you fucking idiot...youre so fucking stupid...you piece of shit, you cant even fucking move your arm now can you...oooo nice blood...who you tryin to impress with that blood....fuck you"
and so it goes...
...at least i can eat mcdonalds like 4 times a day because i skate everywhere....those fries are so goddamn good...
...ughhhhh
so like i said before..National Lampoon was supposed to feature my RECEPTIONIST video on their site...but guess what....like 2 dudes or whatever...they got all butt hurt over the vid and becausse of that....THEY REFUSE TO PUT IT UP...
i got soo excited...i called my mom and i was all like...get your proud face on mom...national lampoon "the most recognized name in comedy" is gonna feature my video on their website...and she got all excited and she loved me more...and now i cant even go home for thanksgiving and face the embarrassment...my parents are gonna be soo bummed...fucking NL!
god damnit...
this rant was brought to you by: my arm; for being bloody and sore....oh and by mcdonalds...the most recognized name in fast food.
ok so, basically all i do everyday at work or at home, is sit around and find the best fucking youtube videos that exist...and i figured id share my findings with you....this player automatically updates whenever i put new stuff in it...so come back to this blog or my page whenever you want to see THE BEST that the web has to offer.
also, if you think there is a video that deserves to be on here...please leave a link in the comments and ill check it out :)
so here you go...check it out!!!
theres tons of videos on here so scroll through them all and enjoy
thanks :)
oh one more thing...i have to get people to subscribe to the national lampoon youtube account...so you should CLICK THIS AND THEN CLICK SUBSCRIBE!
that is all
ok another update, apparently it shows only the last 10 or so videos that i have favorited...so if you want to check out more of my favorites and all of my videos head over to my youtube page...while youre there, add me as a friend and subscrive to me aswell!!! heres the link: Ricky's Cool YouTube Page
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