the bucket list

so- this is me, heather and kyle's bucket list we came up with while we were watching the movie. these are the things we want to do before we die (kick the bucket).

- shit in someone's litter box

- shit on a prostitute

- shit on mt. everest

- shit on the pyramids

- shit on the taj mahal

- shit on a stranger

- shit on your family

- shit on the prettiest girl in the world

- shit in an oven and set temp. to 425

- shit in the sky

- shit on the great wall of china

- shit myself

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Stolen from Ms. Spicy
Current mood: angsty

10 people

1. List some things you want to say to 10 different people but you know you never will.
2. Don’t say who they are.
3. Feel free to comment, but don’t confirm or answer anything.

1. Sometimes, you really scare me.

2. Do I look like a really ugly boy now, motherfucker?

3. You are a whore and you probably have AIDS now.

4. You are more hardcore than me even if you don’t want to admit it.

5. You said my life isn’t going anywhere? You’re a fucking drug addict!

6. I love you.

7. You are the most insane person I have ever met in my life and you made me miserable for two years.

8. I don’t feel sorry for you. You did it to yourself.

9. One day, people will get tired of putting up with your shit.

10. I lied, you weren’t good in bed. 

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blogorrhea

To write a blog entry just for the sake of posting an entry, not because you have done anything interesting today.

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blogging
Current mood: accomplished

Whine whine whine whine whine. Expletive, whine whine whine whine whine- whine whine whine whine whine whine whine whine whine whine whine whine. Whine whine whine whine expletive expletive! Whine, whine whine whine whine whine whine whine whine whine.  WHIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Currently listening : Because of the Times By Kings of Leon Release date: 03 April, 2007

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taco bell
Current mood: refreshed

taco bell is so amazing and complex. 5 minutes ago i felt like death and now i feel great. i had a plethora of fast food options being that i work downtown but i feel that taco bell is the superior hangover food. i don't know if it's the fake meat or what, but taco bell is magical. i bet if we looked into it, we'd discover that it could cure cancer.  

Currently listening : Your Daughters and Your Sons By The Duhks Release date: 24 January, 2006

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funny funniness
Current mood: chill

Leave your name in my blog comments.
Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you...

1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
3.  I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4.  I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me. 
(if possible.  if not, I'll say something that only makes sense to me.)
5.  I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6.  I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7.  I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
8.  **If you play, you MUST post this on yours.  You MUST. **

Currently listening : Snowed In By Hanson Release date: 18 November, 1997

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running

maybe it's not that hard.

Currently listening : The Mating Game By Bitter:Sweet Release date: 24 April, 2006

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if i could have any woman’s body in the entire world...

it would def be shakira's!




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Currently listening : Oral Fixation Volumes 1 & 2 [SPECIAL EDITION w/Bonus DVD] By Shakira Release date: 05 December, 2006

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Ode to my floormate
Current mood: nerdy

so- anyone that knows me knows that im kind of obsessed with cleaning supplies. i'm that freak who has the old tooth brush cleaning the tiny cracks in the floor. i also thoroughly enjoy shopping for cleaning supplies. it takes me like an hour to pick out the right toilet bowl cleaner. i can't help it. i inherited it. anyway, cleaning can be a real bitch sometimes, especially the floors. all the rooms in my house are either tile or wood except for the living room. that's a lot of shit to sweep and mop. well like 6 or so months ago i got the coolest thing EVER. it's called a floormate. it's kinda of like those machines the janitors used to use at school but much smaller. the floormate sweeps the floors, scrubs the floors AND dries the floors. fucking amazing! and it gets them really clean! i know i'm a nerd but god bless my floormate! while i do love my floormate, there is this really cool new machine that steams and disinfects your floors i saw on the home shopping channel. apparently it's really big in japan. i've got my eye on it. christmas maybe...

Currently listening : The Devil’s Rejects By Sid Haig Release date: 28 June, 2005

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bathroom brawl
Current mood: bitchy

so- last night i went to the green room with my girl gwen. everything is cool- we are hanging out and playing shuffleboard. well, in walks russell and his new girlfriend. ( a little background info, russell is my sister's ex who is totally an ineffectual little piece of shit who was seeing his new girlfriend (anna) while he was still dating my sister) with that said, i want to make it clear that nobody fucks with my family and lives to tell the tale. so anyway, i'm in the bathroom stall with gwen and i'm telling her about the drama. well apparently that bitch was in the other stall and heard everything i had to say about her. oops. busted. whatever. so we start getting in to it and i'm explaining to her how she is a bad person and such (she also fucks some of my other friends' boyfriends as well but that another story) and the best thing she can come up with to insult me is that i have dyed hair and a dimple in my chin. wtf?! i consider those two things to be positive attributes. whatever. so i told her she has cankles (which she totally does. she is quite mannish) not my proudest moment but hey- sometimes you do have to stoop to their level because some people just don't get it. sometimes you have to use small words. in the end though, that bitch does have fucking cankles.

Currently listening : Moulin Rouge By Various Artists Release date: 08 May, 2001

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