Last month while exiting the bus I stepped on my foot which in turn caused me to fall down four stairs and land on the sidewalk. So I go home And dragged out the ol San Lazaro candle ( yes I go through quite a few of them) and a Ace bandage...
A week goes by and it seemed that ol San Lazaro was not on duty-or maybe he's tired of my sorry ass.I had numbness in my two toes and my ankle was the size of a Grapefruit, so I took my sorry.. ass down to see my pals at the E.R.
Turns out that I have a hairline fracture and a torn tendon. I was then given a air cast and crutches and sent home. Not sure if the cast is working since it still hurts or could be that I keep taking it off because I cant stand wearing it.and the crutches well the only thing I use them for is to drag my smokes off the table when I'm to lazy to sit up.
Thur, I was limping into the living room when I tripped over a cable wire and went flying into the coffee table banging my ribs. I'm now in pain from that so I will go to the E.R around Wed since I figure that's how long it will take for the nasty burn I got on my stomach last night while draining a pot of water to heal
P.S I am very proud of my self for not sucking the helium out of my get well ballons. Oh and one more thing first person that makes fun of me I will call out my "people" and they will get on their scooters and fling old scratch off lottery cards at you while telling you stories of their grand kids
After a long and trying 8 months I got Liam to sign himself into a group home. We visited no more then 10 and each one he turned downed. See the law is once you turn 16 you have a say in the matter and if you don't want to go you don't have to. In the mean time you can quit school, shoplift to your hearts content, jump the subways (and have mom pay all the fines). Any way after the last 265.00 fine and broken door ,I gave him the ultimatum that I would sign him off to family services if he did not take the next home that was offered. It's now been a month and he is not doing well. But I am sticking to my guns and not signing him out even when he calls me 4 times a day and tells me that I am a bitch who only cares about herself blah,blah blah. Thank god for Jess and Johanna who came over everyday to drag me out of the ever increasing depression that I was falling into. I am now going to try and get back in the swing of myspace and start reading the blogs and leaving comments. So please bear with me while I get back in the swing of things.
Currently
listening
:
Remixed & Reimagined
By
Nina Simone
Release date: 31 October, 2006
my ship has come in
Current mood: enthralled
Category: News and Politics
I have been struck by the Stigmata….Yes, The Stigmata .Last night as I was "chilling with B.F.F" (Yes,I speaks the street lingo) Boom-Shak-a-la-Mama when I noticed a huge amount of blood gushing out of my leg ..Well after much washing and scrubbing I saw that I had a hole in my Knee. At first I thought it mite of been a metal button that I knelt on, but after discussing it with Dot:a.k.a Marie she suggested it was more then likely Stigmata. Well, at first I thought this was just Dot:a.k.a Maria talking nonsense as she has been want to do many times in the past. Then I thought to myself that Dot has never steered me wrong in the past and that it was just as improbable to have a button come flying across the room and stab me as it would be to be stricken by the Stigmata. So given the choice I am going with The Stigmata. Not just because of the embarrassment of being attacked by a metal button ,and not prestige and envy of being stricken by the stigmata but that its more probable.
Anywho, Dot suggested that I gather up my sweat in little vials and market them as "X-Virgin holy oil"….Hmmmmm…..not sure if that's a slur or not but never the less I will let it slide since the women is a genius. Now ,for the fly in the ointment who I will just call mom for the lack of a better term . She had to bring up that pesky business of the Vatican and how they will want to send a bunch of Cardinals over to my "crib" (that's street lingo for apt.) and how they would be knocking everything over in my place with those dresses they wear. Moms then dug into her bag of tricks and pulled out a Gem of a idea which was to just hang my leg out the window (I live on the first floor) for the Cardinals to get a look see and to certify me.This also gave her the wacky (though it could work) idea of asking the gas station across the street to sell gas to the millions of pilgrims that will flock past my window as the "official gas of Stigmata lady of N.J". And with the hefty licensing fees imposed by the Vatican I can collect tons and tons of money and live on easy street
My mea culpa to Ann
Current mood: indescribable
Category: News and Politics
It has occurred to me that before I mock someone for who they have a celebrity crush on, I should delve into my past for who I have had a crush on. So now as part of my public mea culpa to Ann for mocking her crush on Snoop Dogg I shall admit to the world my secret crush. As a child when other girls were daydreaming about David Cassidy, Donny Osmond and all the other "tiger Beat" boys , I was pining away for none other then Larry Storch….Yes, Larry Storch the dreamboat who played Cpl. Randolph Agarn On F-Troop
Over the holidays IL Duce "borrowed" my make up, which he used up .so now I am trying to replenish it. This has put a dent into the bribe money that I have to give him. So the other day as I was sitting on the couch minding my own bees wax IL Duce sits down next to me. and says " Mom, I've been thinking " long pause then " yeah mom you know you probably shouldn't be wasting your money on make-up. Your getting a little to old to try and snag a man with your looks" long Pause I then informed him that first that's not why I wear make-up and second my method of "snagging" a man is to clock him over the head with a frying pan and then dragging him back to the cave. I then decide to ask him what would I do with the money that I am wasting on make-up. Long pause ..Well mom I need more "product" –"product" as in hair products
See some Asperger children become obsessed with computers..some with films ,some with music and so on. WellIL Duce has become obsessed with his hair. Has to wash it in the morning (which means we have to get up at 5am to start the hair routine ) then must wash it again when he comes home. The routine is : wash-blow-dry-straighten .there are two mousse's one for the back and one for the sides. There are three styling creams one for the back one for the sides and one for the bangs. Then we apply hair gloss. There are three hairsprays one for the back ,one for the front and a light one for all over stability of the freshly styled coif.Its so bad that the other day after he finely got out of the bath room I went in and had such a coughing fit from the toxic fumes I had to get my inhaler
Yes, He was just a horse but to me he also symbolized hope that if you fight hard enough you can heal …Barbaro fought so hard for his life and just couldn't do it anymore I am at the moment just crushed and don't know what to say
oooh, ooh there is water on my floor
Current mood: enthralled
Category: Automotive
After Reading Nigress blog I decided to come up with my own Rants. 1 I am sick of the anti- Gerald Ford bulletins Yes, Ford pardoned Nixon but at the time this country was in such a state of shame and all he tried to do was try to bring the country together. Which ( yes I am old enough to remember)) this country needed. and God cant believe I am saying this but. what Nixon did is NOTHING compared to bush. I am a dyed in the wool democrat .but still hold true to the belief that Republicans are not evil people just people that I have a different belief from . bush on the other hand if I was a republican I would be ashamed of being a part of that party
2. Right wing religious nut jobs.In my neighborhood I have these nut jobs that.walk around "preaching" there venom. I always ignore them since yes I also believe in the freedom of speech… But when I saw them talking to a group of Muslim kids and the one boy had this look of terror on his face as he was being told he was going to hell for not believing in Jesus I felt that It was time to just tell them off. Long story short I got into a one on one with this bitch when I told her that she should not be preaching such horror to children without a parents consent I then told her that I was a Roman Catholic and that I was ashamed of what she was doing. Also asked her what church she belonged to or what church she was thrown out of. She chastised me for stopping the "Lords Work" and Hoped that "You enjoyed the heat of the hell fires licking at your feet when you die" then the kids that were with her walked off behind me and the one boy turned back and yelled " Satan Rocks" ..which not sure if he does but more power to that boy for pissing her off…really I know that God is twisted but do you think that he created all these religions just so he could see people burn in hell for not being a Christen
3. O.K this is the one that will really get the comments going here it goes
The hanging of Saddem (sic)Yes .The man was a horror and guilty .BUT first I don't believe in the Death penalty –no mater what, don't believe that anyone has the right to take a life no matter what.. O.K but that out of the way , the thing is yes, I and you know he is guilty but did he receive a fair trial ? I don't think so .and what does this show the rest of the world? That we can just railroad anyone to suit our agenda.?
Well after ten bi-weekly dental visits I now have completed 2/3 rdsof my reconstructive work on my teeth. Yayyyy for me. long story short , I found myself in a 15 year long brawl where I lost 12 teeth and never had the money to replace them with anything more then cheap dental school caps which were ok but never looked right. Anywho I received a donation from a group called S.A.M ( scars aren't me ) well after 15 root canals (Oct 24 four in one day) three teeth pulled and seven screws implanted in my jaw ( for the dental implants) I am ready to smile a big ass toothy grin. And bonus is they closed my stoopid " what me worry gap " I still have the back ones to replace and some work on the jaw bone. But I am very happy right now and well couldn't wait to share my news… yes, I am shallow and I am going out to buy bright red lipstick and thumb my nose at John.and smile a big toothy grin
way to over medicated for my own good
Current mood: shocked
Category: Automotive
I have concluded that I am suffering from more then a simple head cold. I am sure its either old fashion Consumption or SARS maybe a little of both. I called my mother close to ten times today to discuss this with her and now that I am sure I will not last the night she along with my best friend are refusing to answer the phone. Therefore, I grabbed a tissue and revised my will. I have lots of crap and more then willing to revise my will for any sympathy since my own mother has not done so.
While out looking at shoes today (yes ,I do that quite often.) I came across a pair shoes that ..well quite frankly I thought looked like "hooker""
As I was giggling madly a women asked me what was so funny…ok she just looked at me and I just felt the need to share my thoughts on the "hooker" shoes. She told me "well, It would depend on where you would wear them, say like going to church for instance" where all I could think was " hmmm, what church do you go to that you can wear gold glitter, open toed platform high heels? and, can I go? " . Anyway here they are though the picture doesn't do them the justice that they so richly deserve.
Currently
listening
:
Say It with a Slap
By
Louis Prima
Release date: 29 June, 1999
Since I moved, I have made many new Friends. Tonight though I thought I would invite some of my old friends over for a look see of my new digs. The Fireman on the left is a new guy. (Very cute).I think I mite cook more often..wink-wink.
But in my defense it was not that bad. Its just that my neighbor Victoria doesn't know me yet and wigged out when she saw the smoke in the hall and my smoke alarms blaring. As it turns out all that had to be done was some fire, dept quality heavy duty fans to suck the smoke out. And I was up and cooking in no time…well kinda..I "cooked" Tuna sandwiches'.
The fire truck....
Cute Fireman on the left
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH -That sure is a lot of smoke
Currently
listening
:
Cocktail Hour
By
Vic Damone
Release date: 06 February, 2001
Dr Frankenstein's' exhibition
Current mood: cynical
I have been reading many blogs and bulletins lately on the exhibit "BODIES" and well I am just going to add my two cents in on my feelings towards it.
Well first of all I am probably one of the biggest ghouls around. I have all sorts of crazy books on embalming and the process of what happens to the body after death and even a book on memorial photography…BUT as much as I would of loved to of seen this exhibit I to draw the line. After looking into the background of how these bodies were obtained. After being questioned on this the organizers of the exhibit acknowledged that they bought the bodies from various companies From Russsia , China and could not guarantee how those companies came by the bodies. Which more then likely were victims ofexecutions, the homeless and the mentality ill .And being that China has a long history of putting to death people whose only crimes being Political dissidents, members of certain religions – Fuloun Gong (which is a outlawed Religion)members are one of the main religions whose members are not only tortured but executed. And though they say they have documentations that the people gave their consent they admit that they don't have any such documents on the organs. Which leaves me to question this.
So I just could not bring myself to go and gawk at what wasonce a living breathing human being that that very well could have been executed for their so called crimes against the government and then have the added humiliation of having their bodies encased in plastic so people can stare at them.
the Dream boat ticket
Current mood: bouncy
Category: News and Politics
The other day my moms and me were discussing who we would like to see run on the democratic ticket in the 06 elections. Well after much debating on who would be the best candidate I came up with what I would call my dreamboat ticket……..
For president I would have John Edwards. a very bright man plus easy on the eyes.
For vice-president the up and coming Barak Obama and yes also easy on the eyes
for white house press secretary I want to have my all time favorite reporter that i can stare at all day and the reason why i watch Msnbc news....Richard Engel
Now we need a surgeon general and yes I know he is not a real doctor ..But he did play one on T.V and well thats fine for me...Dr. George Clooney
Now last but not at all least we will need someone in charge of the
president's council on physical fitness and for this I would like to have Michael Ballack
So me being the sexist pig that i am shall be sitting pool side with my favorite cabana boy looking through resumes
I feel pretty, oh so pretty
Current mood: accomplished
Category: Automotive
I feel Pretty , Oh so pretty Current mood: accomplished Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
I decided to revisit my heritage after reading Hau Ab blog .Now I have done this before and got results that I couldnt see the basis of .Such as telling me I looked liked Lauren Bacall and Uma Thurman Well I decided that I would give it another shot . and boy o boy I am sure glad I did
Results are as follows
72% Kate Bush ,which i guess is cool even though i dont know to much about the women .
Next up is 74 % Isabella Rossellini. Which I could only hope in my dreams.hope for
Now the fun begins!!!!!!
82% Not Natassja kinski
But Pops Klaus
Then Now we have Mr. Chuck Norris pulling in at 61 %
And At 91%..Drum Roll Please, since I do see it. ..........................................
' ' ' ' ' ' ' Mr. Vin Diesel...
Currently
listening
:
The Sonics Boom
By
The Sonics
Release date: 01 June, 1999
jubilant
depressed
enthralled
indescribable
sad
shocked
accomplished
cynical
bouncy
