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Monday, May 14, 2007
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Military Madness
Current mood:  determined
Greetings my lovely friends and family! I have discovered a most horrible thing today. Now, for those of you who know me well, you'll be aware that I am an avid fan and supporter of our boys and girls overseas (and those stationed here in the states). For those of you who don't know me well yet...well, now you know I love the military.
Anyway...as of next Monday (May 21st, 2007), all of the computers provided by the military for our soldiers will no longer have access to ANY file sharing websites like myspace, youtube, photobucket, etc., etc. My opinion on this? Male bovine excrement <--- I'll give you a hint, the first two words refer to a bull....
I tend to be a rather logical person, so I'm aware of the fact that I can kick, scream, pout, stomp my feet and hold my breath 'till I'm blue in the face about this subject. I'm also aware that if I behave like that, the only thing I will succeed in doing is looking (and acting) like Paris Hilton and not a damn thing will get changed.
So, here's what I'm gonna do...
I am going to take time out of my day to essentially act as a forwarding service. Anyone in the military who wants to continue posting on any of the sites that will soon be restricted, will now be able to do so! This can be done in a couple of different ways.
First (remember, this is for military only), if you want to continue posting on your current account(s), you can email me your username and password (which will be held in the strictest confidence) along with whatever you want posted, and I'll put it up for you.
Or second, if you don't want to send your info for your current account (understandable), I'll set up an account for you and post to that one. Then once you have access to those sites again, you can change your password or just pull everything I posted for you over to your original account.
I'll also forward any messages you receive and send responses for you. Now, I know it's kind of round about and you won't be able to surf those sites for videos, music or other profiles, but it's better than nothing!
So, here's where all the rest of you come in...if you know someone in the military, or know someone who knows someone, friends, family, whatever...let them know that I'm doing this! Call local radio stations, email troop support groups, post it in your favorite blog, whatever it takes to get the word out. It's not a whole hell of alot, but every little bit of love we can send our soldiers helps!
Last but definitely not least, the email to send stuff to is militarymyspace@gmail.com
And remember, I'm only one person and there's a whole lot of military out there, so anyone who wants to steal my idea and run with it...please feel free to do so! :^)
,,,^..^,,,
Anzjalise
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Saturday, January 20, 2007
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I'm going to take over the world...
Current mood:  crazy
Halloo everyone! I'm back and I'm flappin' free! Don't ask, it's a looooong story and involves bats, fairys and hoomans…if you get it, great…if not, don't worry about it…it's really not that funny anyway…
I've been absent from posting blogs for quite some time, however it's not because I don't love you…
SO, ANYWAY… Here we go…
Greetings all of my strange, unusual and interesting friends! It is my hope that the nightmare of the holidays left you all relatively (pun intended) unscathed, not broke or at the least you managed to escape irreversible psychological damage. I am posting this to shamelessly plug my website…hey, at least I'm being honest! So, here's the dealie-o…
I'm planning on taking over the world, so here's your chance to join the Rubberlicious Empire before it's too late…See? I'm a benevolent ruler…mwoo hoo hahahaha! ;^)
So, I have recently started an affiliate program on my website, y'know, where I pay someone else to shill my shit. Basically, it's a four-tier program that allows people to sign up and post a banner of ours on their webpage/blog/myspace profile, etc., and every time someone uses your link to purchase something from our site, you get a percentage of that sale. All of the details can be found in the "Make Money With Rubberlicious" section of our site (http://www.rubberlicious.com)
If you are so inclined, please check it out…you never know, you might just become a multi-millionaire…or at least be able to support your nightclubbing addiction…either way, you still win!
If you hate me for putting up this blog (or even for the message or bulletin you may or may not have gotten), I understand. All rulers (benevolent or not), can't expect to be loved by everyone…but we can certainly try! ;^) If you really DO hate me then have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up (I mean that in the nicest way possible, of course! hehehe…), and spare me the hate mail.
Seriously though, if you're already a friend of mine, you know I have a REALLY fucked up sense of humor. If you're not and what I say offends you, then…well…just don't send me a friend request…
Oh, and thanks for taking the time to read my rant!
Rubber Dreams,
*mwah*
,,,^..^,,,
Anzjalise
P.s. Don't worry…more merciless shilling coming soon! ;^)
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Sunday, July 02, 2006
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I love my boys overseas...
Current mood:  ecstatic
I coudn't help but post this...keep up the good work boys...and come home safe...we miss you and are looking forward to you coming home... *mwah*
p.s. don't get your ass shot off...there's a shortage of cute butts in this world... ;^)
Wednesday, June 21, 2006 | | WHAT A PISSER of a day it was. I had been assigned to light duty afew days back. Tomorrow was to be my last day on light duty, THANK GOD!! As the sun rose, I signed online for another boring day of nothing to do but wish I was back out in the sand finding the bad guys and sending them to see if Allah really exists. I answered a few messages on myspace.com and as I finished I leaned back and lit a smoke. As I leaned back a small dull thorbbing pain in my right hip reminded me of my last tour in iraq. Which is where I got that nice scar and piece of shrapnel that still lies inside me. But thats a whole nother story. As I reached that certain spot of ballance on the back two legs of my folding chair, where you dont tip forward or over backwards. But just teater there and it feels so much better on your back etc etc, A rather lopud explosin ripped through the north end of the camp, followed by a succession of other explosions. BOOM,,, BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM,,,,,,,,,, BOOM BOOM BOOOM BOOM . I sprang up as I heard the first explosdion go off, just as the others started and I grabbed my best friend in the whole wide world, my M82 sniper rifle, I won it off a marine in a poker game on my first tour in iraq, and it has stayed with me ever since. I made ym way outside and looked up intot he air, smoke, dust and debrise flying every where but as I watched I saw 1 then another then another small objects pass over head. Coming from my right, where a gaggle of small hills sit about 1 mile from our position for our camp. I grinned, then turned toward one of the soldiers ducking under a hummv for them to radio for air support and/or artillery on those hills RIGHT there! I pionted at the hills in the distance. The young soldier hesitated for a moment as I stood there pointing, then fear left him and he sprang from under the hummv and got inside it, keying the headset he started jabbering something as the next few mortars came pounding down into the camp.As the soldier called in for some fun stuff for the enemy to deal with. I heard gun fire, small arms, M16s etc pounding out some ammunition so I walked briskly around the corner of the dumptruck that blocked my view of the goings on. To my ammazment the guards were letting loose their ammo, at nothing. just shooting for the sake of shooting or maybe hoping to hit that ONE IN A MILLION shot and kill the enemy without seeing them, I guess. I yelled loudly as I slapped the back of their helmets hard. getting their attention, " shoot at targets ya can fuckin see goddammit!! save your ammo until you have a target NOW WATCH YOUR AREAS And stay alert! I then walked out of the area they were in and back around the dump truck to see the radio operator nursing his elbow. He'd caught a stray piece of something in the elbow and it had lodged there. I walked over to him and ripped out a field dressing and wrapped his elbow. as I asked him " did you hget confirmation on support? " yes sir inbound in 3" ( which means its gonna be he in 3 minutes)
"UTSTANDING MR. Now get under this vehicle and make sure no one takes it!" I said as I walked off toward my hummv. I figured it was time to stop these jackasses and I dam sure wanted to be the one to do it. So I had 3 minutes to do it in. I opened the door and got in. started the vehicle and gunned it, right to the floor with the gas peddle and thats where i kept it as I headed toward the hills that I had a hunch, housed our attackers. I was about half way to the hills when mortars stopped falling on the camp, and started falling near my moving vehicle. I knew I was on the right trail . I watched as the plumes of dust and dirt exploded behind me, each explosion a little cloer to em than the last. I cut the wheel hard right then back left to stay on course, in time to miss getting hit with a mortar that landed right where I would have been had I not turned hard right. hehehe this made me smile. I had their attewntion and I seemed to have them worried I may mean them harm. They seemed to want me dead now and were not paying attention to anyone or anything else but me. :) THIS is the way I like it!!! I grinned as I yanked the wheel again hard to the right, again making them miss my vehicle with their mortar shell. Now I was about 1/4 of a mile from the hills and I cut hard right again and kept it to the floor as I pointed the vehicle in the direction of a dirt road that cuts throught the middle of the hils. I wasn't going to actually go down that road but I did hope these idiots on the mortars thought I was going to. As I neared the entrance I yanked the wheel hard around and did a 180 degree turn , stopping the vehicle just short of the first incline of the first hill. Mortars started raining down on the road's entrance. I knew it had worked. as I darted up the first hill with my sniper rifle. I looked at my watch and it had been about 1 minute since I spoke with the radio man. I leveled the sniper rifle at waist height. clicked off the safety and kept up the pace as I crested the top of the hill and spied three shitheads kneeling by four mortar tubes, and one moron dropping his binoculars as he half jumped/crawled for his AK47 rifle. I turned the rifle barrel in his direction first nad gladly dispatched his sorry rag wearing ass. the loud concussion of my rifle firing ,alerted the other dickwads, I was in they area and they all turned as I turned in their direction leveling my rifle now at them. I couldnt heklp but grin at them. " Surpriiiiise assholes!" I said as I , one by one put a lovely shiney new bullet in each of their chests.. " You're welcome" I whispered as they fell to the ground. I glanced arouind the area , saw no others around. ut then, out of the corner of my eye I caught some movement. I spun around as fast as my ass could, and their, as I stood on the top of that hill , I spied something that made my skin explode with goosebumps.
TWO A10 warthogs , and they were just leveling off as they started their strafing fun on that very same hill I was standing on. " HAHAHA AHHHH FUCKKKKK! I yelled as I SPUN TO MY LEFT AND STARTED RUNNING AS FAST AS MY GIGGLING ASS COULD GO, Down the hill I went at top speed, as the massive bullets from the A10s ripped apart the hill top I had been standing on. Why I dont know, but as I reached the bottom of the hill, still running at top speed, I didnt run around the HUMMV I dove over the hood of it and slammed my back hard against the drivers side of it,pulling m y rifle into my chest , just as a WHOOSSHHH of extreme heat passed over me . I looked at my watch and thought, FIGURS when i dont need em, they show up early. so as they got smaller in the sky and the heat died down I stood up to get into my hummv and drive back to camp. Then i realised, the hummv did not fare so well as I did. Its entire passenger side, inside and out was ablaze. " shit" I nuttered as I now had to walk back tot he camp. So I reached inside the burning wreck, grabbed my gear which was showing signs of ware and emmitting small plumes of smoke. And I headed back towards the camp, smoldering gear and all. The next few minutes were uneventful, until from the camp area came a gaggle of three hummv's comming in my direction. I at first thought, " ah sweet, I can get a ride back." Okay, I was mistaken on that part. As my Commanding Officer's hummv slammed on the breaks and came to a halt next to me. UGH , ok so, I didnt get a ride back. I did however get a nice ass chewing. and was threatened with being made to pay for the hummv I accidently got Nuked. But ah well at least light duty will be ended tomorrow and I can go have some fun. Four more assholes, gone and almost entirely forgotten. HOOOAAHHH Nameless |
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Tuesday, May 30, 2006
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Family tragedy
Current mood:  sad
Hello all...I would like to ask a favor...
On Sunday, May 21st, 2006 my brother & his wife's house burnt down...to the ground...
He lives way up in the mountains near Yosemite, in California. Apparently the pilot light for their dryer caught on something...and so the story goes...
Now, the reason I am putting this out is...
I love my brother, even though he's a redneck hillbilly ;^)
He's spent close to 10 years working on that house to make it his perfect haven in the mountains (I've been there, and it was about as good as you could get!)
My brother just cut off his thumb (work accident, he does construction...) and can't work for several months. They managed to re-attach his thumb, but he'll be out of commission for a while.
Their dog and cat were caught in the fire...they are presumed dead.
They have nothing left except the clothes they had on their backs.
In their garage there were 5 motorcycles (that are not covered by insurance), one was my brother's new Harley, his wife's Harley (that she built in high school), my father's Harley (that he's spent the past 10 years building & customizing), my father's 77 Triumph, a friends 80something Yamaha, their boat, machine shop and countless tools...all gone...
Not to mention all of the sentimental things that were lost...wedding pictures, keepsakes, collectibles...you get the idea...all of it...gone
So, I am starting a fund to help them rebuild their home and lives
The photo included is a picture of the fire. They actually made front page in the Union Democrat (the local paper). For anyone who wants to research this to make sure it's for real, feel free to call the local fire department at 209) 533-5501 and ask if a house in Cedar Ridge burnt down and if the guy who lived there's name is Neil Lomolino and if his wife's name is Colleen...his mom and grandmother live in a town called Soulsbyville too...oh, and the dogs name was Shorty...I hope this is enough to convince you that I am not making this up. This really is my brother and his wife and I just want to do anything I can to help them out.
In closing...If I had the excess money, I would help if I could help...I personally have done everything I can at this time.
I figure I can offer him this, at least. I'm hoping it will make the tragedy a bit easier to cope with...
I can't give as many thanks as are necessary...but thank you nonetheless...
For any donations, just click the button below...all proceeds will go to my brother and his wife...Thank you again...good karma always pays off in the long run. ;^)
To see where I got the picture, go to this link and click May 22, 2006 Front Pages (more photos) and you will find the exact same photo above in the union democrat of Tuolumne county California USA. ..
http://uniondemocrat.mycapture.com/mycapture/index.asp
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Sunday, May 21, 2006
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How to give a cat a pill...
Current mood:  sore
Ok...so I just gave my feline a bath...this seemed to fit...
Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw away soggy pill. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap. Retrieve cat from neighbors shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab. Apply Whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw t-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom. Ring fire department to retrieve the f***ing cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap. Tie the little bastard's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 liters of water down throat to wash pill down. Consume remainder of Scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table. Arrange for RSPCA to collect mutant cat from Hades, and ring local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.
HOW TO GIVE A DOG A PILL:
01. Wrap it in bacon. 'nuff said...
For all of you cat lovers...YOU UNDERSTAND...for all of you dog lovers...I know why you love dogs...
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Saturday, April 08, 2006
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MUST READ! Nerdy, but cool…
Current mood:  geeky
Ok, so I crashed my computer...and I mean CRASHED...complete rebuild...
So, in order to feed my myspace addiction, I pulled out a spare(yes, I am a secret nerd...I did write the
webpage after all...)
Now, on my regular machine, I use Firefox for my web browser...on the spare, I only have Internet Explorer. So I figure, "screw it...I just want to keep up with my messages while I rebuild my evil machine".
So I plug in my network card and log on...and now the fun begins...
You ever see that commercial where it looks like a guy is playing a video game, but it turns out he's just trying to close all the goddamn pop-ups? If not, I'm sure you've got a mental image...if so, I will just say that the commercial made what happened on my machine look mild...
OK, HOLD THE PHONE! I begin madly closing all the windows (alt F4, for those who dont know that trick...it closes the topmost window auto-magickally, i.e., you dont have to click the X button to get rid of it).
Anyway, once I had defeated the evil pop-up monsters from dimension "show me shit I don't want to see", I immediately went to http://www.mozilla.com and downloaded Firefox.
I had NO IDEA how much work you had to put in to use this webpage with IE...TRUST ME, this will save you SO much time when surfing...not to mention that you can do stuff like open a link in a new tab, instead of a whole new window (a god, goddess or deity of choice blessing for those of us who like to have 30 windows open at once...you know who you are...) The only thing you may have to do is re-install macromedia, flash and simple stuff like that...in other words just click the little puzzle piece icon to download plug-ins...
I think all of this is a small price to pay to avoid pop-ups, banner ads and all the internet GARBAGE we have to deal with every day (Im SOOO glad they want to make my mortgage 3 inches longer and give me a 0% penis...;^) ...heh...)
Upon logging back in to myspace...not a single pop-up...ahhhh, maybe I'll change my mind about going out and stamping homie what-what boys into jelly...well, at least I'll wait 'till later...hehehe...
So, in closing, I beseech you all...PLEASE...pretty please...with sugar and kisses and sanity and anything else you can think of on top...go to the Mozilla link above...download it if you arent already using it...import everything from Internet Exploder...make Firefox your default browser...
It will save us all alot of time, trouble and headaches...not to mention there'll be no more pop-ups and ALOT less spyware to say the least...I hope this helps...
,,,^..^,,,
p.s. Ok, Im done being a nerd...I'll go back to being cute(currently biting the tip of my finger while giggling and smiling coyly) ;^)
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Monday, April 03, 2006
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BEFORE you send me a message or a friend request, READ THIS!
Current mood:  pissed off
Ok...I'm tired of deleting 50 messages and friend requests EACH, a day...
If you won't take the time to read my profile, and realize that I'm not on here to flirt or chat or have online sex (which STILL baffles me), then the only thing you're going to get in response is:
A) deleted...I'm not going to waste my time typing you a message telling you to fuck off...
B) if you REALLY piss me off, you'll get a very long and explicit email (see "how to take care of problem boys...take 2" in my blog...
And for those who STILL don't get it...If you are not in any way similar to all of the people in my friends list, i.e., fetish models, photographers, circus freaks, good bands (no rap, hip-hop, r&b, etc.), freaks and weirdos in general, or individuals who take pride in not being "normal"...then FUCK OFF!
So, quit wasting your time and mine...I have better things to do with my life...
I'm not sorry for being harsh, you deserve it...get a clue...take a hint...
To all of my friends (and all the strange ones I haven't met yet)...feel free to plagerize to your heart's discontent...
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Karaoke
Current mood:  lethargic
My evening was horrifically wonderful...my friend was paying, so I managed to get sufficiently wasted before we sang...I wasn't planning on it, but it was his first time...oooohhh, hehehe, a VIRGIN! mwoo hoo hahaha...
So, yeah...Meatloaf; Anything for love...it was a train wreck (at least the parts he sang, boy is incredibly tone deaf)
Then proceeded to continue imbibing on his tab, and have spent today drinking water...lots and lots of water...and advil...lots and lots of advil...too many Irish Car Bombs, and Guinness, and Vanilla Vodka Tonics...ugh...haven't gotten out of my jammies all day, and barely took enough time to wipe the smeared eyeliner and mascara from underneath my eyes...had to do it though...I scared myself everytime I walked past my mirror... ;^)
Even if you can't remember it, you know you had a good time if you're in pain the next day...heehee...
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Saturday, April 01, 2006
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How to deal with problem boys...take 2
Current mood:  irate
I've gotten a little more specific for all these fuckers who just don't have a clue...
feel free to plagerize and modify to your hearts content (p.s. send me any changes, I might want to use them)...
from me to you...I hope it comes in handy...
maybe we can turn myspce into what it's supposed to be instead of all these desperate fuckers turning it into a meat market...ahh, an inbox with 10 messages that i actually want to read...
My opinion is, even if they have nothing in common with you a polite compliment is much more likely to get a "thanks" in response...anything other than that, I send them this...
A) I am literate and know how to spell.
B) You OBVIOUSLY didn't bother to read my profile before you sent me a message.
C) The fact that I denied your friend request should have been a clue.
D) I am a GOTH, and just because I look like a "hot bitch" to you does not mean I would want to "hook up wit u" or anything such as that...get a clue...people that look, and dress, and act the way I do are doing it to escape people like you.
E) I have better things to do with my life.
F) You have absolutely NOTHING in common with me.
G) All women appreciate a polite gentleman..."yoyo baby 'sup, gimme sum naked pics an lets hook up", does NOT constitute gentlemanly behavior OR politeness.
H) I am not going to "be your friend" so you can add to your collection of "hot bitches".
I) I use my myspace to keep in touch with people that I consider friends, it's NOT a popularity contest.
I think that about sums it up, but just in case you don't get it yet...
Sorry, I'm married, not hungry, infected with seven unknown diseases, gay, pregnant with lizards and clinically dead.
Sorry, no, I'm not interested, probably would have done all on it's own…but I'm just making sure.
p.s. if you send me hate mail in return, you shall be flagged for abuse.
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Wednesday, March 29, 2006
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From a Lady to all Ladies...How to deal with problem boys...
Current mood:  amused
A response for all of those annoying emails from guys that have absolutely NOTHING in common with you...
"Sorry, I'm married, not hungry, infected with seven unknown diseases, gay, pregnant with lizards and clinically dead.
Sorry, no, I'm not interested, probably would have done all on it's ownbut I'm just making sure."
From me, to you...mybe some of these morons will get a clue...
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