sweet

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Birthday Info

30 year b-day party next wednesday!


when weds 10pm

where Ronin

it's next to the royal oak music theater

Address: 326 West Fourth Street Royal Oak, MI, 48067, United States

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chances are i'm not talking to you

 i love you.

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tag i'm it

so the game is this, someone tags you, you gotta write a list of ten quirky facts about you,  then you gotta tag ten other people, here's the girl who tagged me.
i usually dont do this shit.

ok let's begin!!

1) in theory i like solid white tuna but for tuna salad sandwiches, tongol is a better fit.

2) i came up smoking black and milds. now i smoke djarm lights.

3) leonardo dicaprio has irritated the shit out of me ever since his god awful performance in gangs of new york.

4) my bedroom at my pops house was a closet

5) first cd i ever owned... well i got three at once. kool g rap - live and let die, gil scott heron - greatest hits & show biz and ag - soul clap ep

6) my cousin danny cracks me up

7) i was afriad of hollaring at girls till i was 16

8) the last book i read was dune

9) summer time sweets, mr misty from DQ. orange, grape, cherry or blue rasberry.

10) i've been diagnosed with depression but i dont believe that shit. what the fuck do doctors know?

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wtf

lately i been drinking fresh juice, green apple lemon and ginger. lately i 've been playing bjork homogenic. lately i've been having nightmares. lately i've been a tortured man. lately i've been sick of new york. lately detroits been looking pretty good to me. lately i been staring at people on the train. last night i hung out with my coked up male model friend and never got a word in edgewise. it's been raining out here and i like it.  i've been wearing my sunglasses at night. sometimes i think there's a conspiracy. i've gotten used to that assholes and onions smell of the cabs i take. you ever feel like you're too old for this shit? xanax and codine? why not? you motherfuckers dont know me. 

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my thoughts on immigration

these chinese laundry mat muhfuckas keep shrinking my t-shirts.

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my thoughts on immigration

these chinese laundry mat muhfuckas keep shrinking my t-shirts.

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call me scrooge or something

ok so here goes. i got a lil problem with my comment board. here it is, how do i put this?  look, stop posting fucking generic pictures all over my page. i get it, fourth of july is coming i dont need little fucking animated fire work pictures reminding me.  and enough with the "happy hump day" bullshit and the "case of the monday" pics. who the fuck cares? yeah you hate mondays but i hate fucking assholes cluttering my shit, ps i don't even know half of you. oh wait what about the "have a great weekend" pics with the half naked chicks on it? fucking cheesey. and if i get one more "thanks for the add" posts i'm deleting you. hey dick i have 3000 friends as you can see i'm not that picky, no need to thank me.  

on another note i was walking home a couple nights ago. i saw this hooker roll up on a ten speed, lock that shit to a tree and work the corner next to it. fuckin sweet.

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A Story by Jude
Current mood: cheerful

Fuck New York. I hate these assholes. these people swear they're the center of the fuckin universe and if i hear one more time how they invented rap music, i'm gonna stab myself in the neck. you guys haven't had an original idea in like10 years. manhattens an over priced fuckin strip mall.  and the other buroughs are filled with date rapists and douche bags. last night i was having dinner at a macrobiotic restautant with my room mate and to the right of me on my fuckin lap were two business women discussing expence reports and generating revenue for the company. they went on for an hour aout this shit. and i turn to my roommate and say, "Chris they're the reason why i get hookers"

the only thing worse than a dumb ass is a dumb ass that thinks they're smart. welcome to new york.

the end. 

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wow

this guy rules


i don't know if he's for real or not, but damn.  i mean everyone of  his pictures is of a kitten. he's got bitches posting  unicorns on his comment  board, and not  in an  ironic way. and his blogs, its like reading sidahartha or deepak chopra or jesus or some shit like that. did i mention the unicorns?

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