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August 5, 2008 - Tuesday

Life as Financial Analyst
Current mood: annoyed
Category: Blogging

Its been more than 15 days I joined as Financial Analyst, I feel this is really a deadly job and a technical person like me cannot make financial reports. People are thinking I am mad to accept this offer especially my technical team. But I don't care them because they've challenged me and I am accepted.

At the same time, I am very much busy working with this stupid financial reports and each and every single minute, managers are calling me for making reports. Especially I hate this Accounts Receivable and Accounts Payable things. Yuck!

Today is a good day for me as I heard that IBM team recruited a new guy who comes into my place soon after training. Might be it takes 15 days to relieve from this position. I am very happy after listening this news. Now I am seriously counting seconds too for that 15 days and you guys can understand how much I hate this job. But I am not expressing all these to my financial team. I am always silent making reports and attending client meetings.

I'll go back soon to my HR team and take up my Recruitment sessions and IT Project Management sessions. But to be frank, I really missed my clubs, my friends here. Love you all and please excuse this guy!

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June 16, 2008 - Monday

Movies, Novels & Losers
Current mood: argumentative
Category: Friends

Well, Today morning I saw a shocking news! One of my fav actor was going to announce in August that he will enter into Politics! I really hate him seeing in politics and I know most of his fans hate him to see in politics. He can better survive as hero rather than politician! If he wants to help people, he can do that being as a hero.

On the other hand, I just guessing that he needs more money for his children and thats why he choosed politics! He has so much of money. He earned so much since his 25 years of silver screen career! This is the hot discussion today at our work place! Everyone opposed him of his entry into this dirty field. Everyone have their own opinions but the common thing is no one likes his decision! I dunno what happens!

Anyhow Silver screen is like a flow of stream! People come and go! Tastes change! Even we guys wonder now if we see any seduction scene on the screen. Producers and Directors are just adopting from other countries so that they can earn more and more money. Good for them but bad for us! lol. Private things should not be publicised.

Today myself and RK went to "Himalaya Book World" to grab some novels. He was inspired of Chetan Bhagat's writings and took aa 3 novels. I have those novels and searching for a new novel. A young woman came towards me and suggested me to took a new indian friction named "Krishnaa's konfessions". I just took the book and started reading. She asked me to go to home and read peacefully! I asked her, who are you to suggest this book! She just smiled and left! She looks pretty in her cream color chudidaar. I like her locket which is silver one (I guess). I started reading that novel when I came back to home, It is very interesting, I need to finish it soon!

Yeah! RK just called me and said, he finished the first novel. He was very happy discussing some points with me! I asked him to finish second novel too which is more interesting! I am proud of my team, they are started adopting book reading which is always good for them! He also asked "don't you think that girl is pretty?". I just laughed and said "ofcourse! but we need to study her heart and brain to access what she is and for which we don't have time". People just come and go! only few we can make friends! Right!

One of my old old buddy went to US for job! Today he scrapped me in orkut. I chatted with him. He said, he is happy there! Thats always good! but I know US market is very very dull. How come US consulate give visas to these people when market was down? Most of the people are just roaming here and there, getting very small amount of salary by working at petrol bunks, hotels etc., being rich guys here, why do they go there and work like labor? Is it called Dignity of Labor? I hate people going to US for jobs - especially H1-B guys! Most of them are fake, fake and fake! They don't know any skill(s), just hype everything in their resume and throw on recruiters to get a job! if they send them for any interview, they just come with white faces! For that fakeness, they want more money comparing with US citizens! What a funny thing? God bless them!

People think that they can earn more to settle down here! They just work as a labor, come here and pose before us. One of my friend who came from US recently was shocked to see my EMINEM T-Shirt and interviewed me about eminem for 1/2 hour! I didn't responded much, he started teasing me! "How much do you know about RAP?". "Have you heard about LIMP BIZKIT & GREEN DAY"?. I was laughed and told, "Go to hell Mr F***, first of all, learn yourself under which category will Limp Bizkit & Green Day come and what they did with RAP! Also learn how many types of RAP songs are there! Learn and come back - then do all your monkey tricks before me, we'll see and enjoy! Get lost you Loser". Guys just teaching me RAP & Hip-Hop! lol.. LOSERS!

Everyone wants more money! For that stupids choose other profession like what this actor is going to do, and what these guys are doing at US! LOSERS in their life..

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May 4, 2008 - Sunday

1-2-3
Current mood: fascinated

Haahhaa.. Don't worry about the subject name! that bothers me alot. Because I think I am the person who listened to that song more than 10,000 times since the release of the audio.

Yeah "Kantri"(can-three).. Basically in our language, thats the utter band word to describe a person! A person who is reckless, waste and cover their back always! There are some feelings to share with you guys!

First of all, the hero of the movie. Jr NTR! The wonder what we feel here is his body! He became very slim and sexy in the movie comparing with previous movies. I always wonder within a short span how he reduced his weight! Like a drum to a stick! Check it out!



Even some gossips are there! He did some surgery to became slim. But in most of the interview(s), he said that he did excessive workouts! But anyhow that a wonder to see a fat hero turning slim guy!

And the song which I am just saying.. It comes like this

".......... 1-2-3 nenoka kantri
naaku nene raju mantri
vaayistha pagalu ratri
by birth e undi timmiri...."

Means

"........ 1-2-3 myself kantri
for me, I am the king and rooki
kick out day and night
by birth I have this nature....."

This song just shows the power of the hero character in the movie! Its an introduction song! Here is the audio you can listen and enjoy!



Please let me know how you feel about the song..?

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April 29, 2008 - Tuesday

Interesting..!
Current mood: artistic
Category: Friends

1. Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

2. At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

3. One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

4. You're never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

5. Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

6. Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

7. Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

8. You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.

9. Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

10. You never know where to look when eating a banana.

11. Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

12. Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.

13. Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

14. You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

15. Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.

16. The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.

17. The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

18. Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

19. Every bloke has, at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

20. Old women with mobile phones look wrong.

21. It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

22. Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

23. You never ever run out of salt.

24. Old ladies can eat more than you think.

25. You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

26. There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

27. No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

28. Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

29. The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

30. People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.

31. You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

32. Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

33. Bricks are horrible to carry.

34. In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

35. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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April 23, 2008 - Wednesday

Customer Care in Year 2020 AD
Current mood: happy
Category: Friends

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Galaxy Kholi . May I have your..."

Customer: "Hello, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh..., hold........ ..on..... .889861356102049 998-45-54610"

Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 43rd Floor, Akask View Apt, Cantt Road, ........
Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566.

Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"

Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"

Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is Rs 2249.99"

Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"

Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs10,720.55 since October last year.

That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"

Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your scooter.. ."

Customer: " What!"

Operator : "According to the details in system, you own a Lambretta 1969 Vintage Scooter,...registra tion number USE 8999..."

Customer: " ????"

Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic.... ... "

Customer:
$$^%&$@$%^

Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 11th Nov 1986 you were convicted for using abusive language on a policeman who stopped you for driving through a one way, in fact you were driving a 1973 Ambassador bearing registeration number UTD 4267.......

Customer:
[Faints]

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April 11, 2008 - Friday

Sony Ericsson R306
Current mood: anxious

Sony Ericsson R306 Radio

Thanks to MARK PETERS for the information..




Sony Ericsson announced the launch of a new Radio mobile phone, the Sony Ericsson R306 Radio, designed to deliver a credible radio-listening experience to a global audience, and ideally suited to emerging markets such as India. "The Sony Ericsson R306 Radio allows you to tune-in to your favourite music shows or sports reports, across both AM and FM broadcasts," said Howard Lewis, Vice President and Head of Entry Level Products at Sony Ericsson. "The new cell phone certainly looks and sounds the part, offering a radio-inspired design."

Sony Ericsson Radio through the loudspeaker

The Sony Ericsson R306 Radio is designed to have a clear radio look-and-feel. Sit the phone on its side and let the radio blast out through the dedicated loudspeaker... in stereo. Preset buttons on the front of the Sony Ericsson R306 Radio lets you switch easily between your favourite stations. It takes just one click to boost the volume when you want to share music on the radio or the live action from the sports ground.

Sony Ericsson R306 Radio - Features

• True radio design - Dedicated radio speakers and preset channel buttons
• Loud sound - 3D sound enhancement & volume boost for noisy environments
• AM/FM Frequencies - Tune-in to your favourite station

Sony Ericsson R306i Radio - Record a clip

The new Sony Ericsson mobile phone really lets you get the most from the radio. Set it as your alarm clock or record the final moments of your team's winning match and play back the commentary again and again. You can even record a clip of a song and use it as your ringtone.

Sony Ericsson R306 Radio phone - TrackID

TrackID is now a familiar feature on many of Sony Ericsson's high tier phones. It now comes as standard on the Sony Ericsson R306 Radio cell phone, turning listeners into instant music experts! Record a clip of a song from an external source, such as a sound system in a coffee shop or bar, and find out within seconds who sang it, the name of the track and which album it is from. All in just one click.

Sony Ericsson Radio R306i - Stereo speakers

The Sony Ericsson R306 Radio opens up into a clamshell with two integrated stereo speakers that face the listener. Again featuring the Audio Enhancer key, you can activate volume boost when listening to the radio through the speakers or 3D sound enhancement when you have the stereo headset plugged in, ensuring a first-class radio listening experience even when it is noisy around you. See which station you are tuned-in to on the phone's external display. The Sony Ericsson R306 Radio phone features Bluetooth technology, allowing you to handle your phone calls handsfree with optional accessories such as the Sony Ericsson Bluetooth Headset HBH-PV703.

Sony Ericsson R306 Radio - 1.3 Megapixel digital camera

The Sony Ericsson R306 Radio boasts a step-up to a 1.3 megapixel camera on-board. So whether you are listening to the radio or not, this new Sony Ericsson phone is set to hit the right note. The R306 Radio will launch in two colours: Coffee Black and Champagne White. It is a GSM/GPRS 900/1800/1900 phone that will be available in selected markets from Q3 2008. The Sony Ericsson R306a Radio is a GSM/GPRS 850/1800/1900 phone, available in the same timeframe.

Now tell me friends! Do you suggest this mobile for me as I am looking for a new Mobile!





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April 8, 2008 - Tuesday

The Art of Living (ver 2)
Current mood: accomplished
Category: Blogging

LIFE
 
Everyone wishes that they must lead a lovely life with full of wealth, happiness etc., Just check with anyone in the world! they speak the above words which I mentioned. Like a coin have heads and tails, life have heads and tails too. All heads leads to our wishes and tails leads to the quite opposite to our wishes!

I feel life consist 6 tastes: Sweet, Sour, Salt, Spicy, Pungent and Bitter! Everyone has to feel these tastes so that they can understand their life better! With that, they can plan for their life better, they can develop positive attitude, they can think from other side of life too. Unfortunately most of the people never experience with all these tastes and they feel/make troubles in their life! Dependency will occur when ur habituated with only one taste of life. Not only that, so many other things! Based on these things, Human Psychology subject was invented. People will visit a human psychiatrist when they are in trouble with life followed by counsellors, preachers and so many other people who just influence others.

Racism arised from life itself. When people who settle in other countries and earning more money, leads to this racism because that country will have more competetion in terms of employment and it effect that country’s citizens life in terms of employment / resources / economy or whatever may be. Under such conditions with some bad experiences, people are becoming Racists. They start hating other nations because of these immigrants!

Some completly depends on spirituality. They depends on fortunes and astrology. They do not bother abt life and their solution for a troubled life is fate and astrology! I just say one thing "You can mould your life - try for a better life - struggle for it and at the same time, leave it to God! He will put it in right way (if you believe GOD!)".

When a person’s life was not happy, he/she just try for the better life. If not, he/she just shift to another life which makes more happiness to that person! Now you guys wonder, wht is that other life? It completly depends on the person how many life’s he/she create for him/her! According to me, I have 2 lives: personal and professional. I simply differentiate this life in that way! Now you ask me, which one you choose the best! I can say "Professional". Why not personal? Yeah! thats a good question!

For instance, you are married and you got bad experience(s) with your spouse, what will you do? You just try to make everything better, if that too fails, then you will go for separation, and look for some other partner or just stay single (well it depends on a person’s thinking about life). Everyone tries to mould their life in better way but some fail in that because of the situations and non-cooperation! For instance, just think: Why Adolf Hitler hate Jews in his life?

Now tell me friends, what do you think about life..?

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April 3, 2008 - Thursday

Keep on Moving
Current mood: happy
Category: Life

Life is asusual, Just going on! Marriage life is almost all screwed and I don’t care that life now. I have so many things to do for me! Canadian immigration came to an end. Just a month or so to go there! Now the ball is in my court to decide..

Glad Business is going on well. I am very happy with that. President was very happy on me. I know sometimes life runs with ups and downs. I feel just to face whatever we got!

I am happy being with my friends always. Recently we have so many new released regional movies. We guys saw JALSA. I felt the hero is somehow like me! He is more freaking and enjoying the life with more responsibilities. I like the character.

We all are waiting for another release called KANTRI (you can see the display image on my profile picture). The word itself very bad. A reckless person.. I can’t wait to see that movie. An action oriented movie.

This is what going on with me! How about you all? Howz life going on with you guys?


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March 27, 2008 - Thursday

Stupid Sex Survey!

Personal Information

1.What is your first name?
Kalyan

2.How old are you?
31

3.When is your birthday?
December 16

4.Who do you live with?
Myself

5.Do you LEGALLY drive?
Yeah "Legally"


SEX (If you haven’t had sex...skip this section!)

1 - How old were you the first time you had sex?
30

2 - How old was he/she?
26

3 - Have you ever had sex with three, or more, different men/women in one week?
Nope.. No chance!

4 - Have you ever had sex with two, or more, different men/women in one day?
Nope.. No chance!

5 - Do you consider yourself to be a "slut" or "manwhore"?
Never

6 - Have you ever had sex with someone your family member or friends was dating or married to?
Hahhahaa..

7 - Have you ever had sex with a married woman or a married man?
I thought! but not interested


8 - If you were you to learn you had a curable STD, would you continue to have sex without informing others of your condition?
Nope..

9 - If you were you to learn you had an STD without a cure (Maybe aids?), would you continue to have sex without informing your sex partner of your condition?
Wouldn’t do it all

10 - Is this survey too personal for your own comfort yet?
I believe these all are stupid questions. It is not completly related to me. Better ask these questions to people who are very "advanced" in their life.

FINISH THE SENTENCE

1 - I like...
Chocolates

2 - I need...
Peace of Mind

3 - I want...
to be lonely in my life. I love that life

4 - I gave...
Everything.. that stupid never understood that and so her bitchy parents too.

5 - I stole...
Nothing..

6 - I told...
Feel my Love.

7 - I am...
always what I am

8 - I feel...
Law licks the ladies asses added with flavors

9 - My hair...
is very short

10 - Tomorrow...
is Friday

TYPE THE FIRST THOUGHT YOU HAVE

1 - SEX...
Hahhaaa.. where is the partner?

2 - GOAT...
nice horns

3 - RAW...
mangoes

4 - ROUGH...
myself..

5 - CHICKEN...
Yuck!

6 - TOILET...
must be clean

7 - WINDEX...
clean-ness

8 - CHEESE...
Yummm

9 - GAS...
Ewwww...


10 - THIS SURVEY...
time pass

DO YOU...?

1 - eat carrots?
Yeah

2 - like the smell of gasoline?
Yeah

3 - base sex on your hormones?
What a stupid question!

4 - think our next president will be a republican?
Fuck off

5 - think that you are bored?
Yeah. thats why I am doing this

6 - secretly want to have sex with a farm animal?
Never.. some sluts are interested might be. Check with them!

7 - openly want to have sex with a farm animal?
Shit.. what the fuck is this question?

8 - secretly yearn to scream?
Never

9 - think that gay marriage should be legal in all fifty states?
Don’t care.. they are sick!

10 - secretly have cravings for twinkies?
Never
..

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March 3, 2008 - Monday

Glassfish & MYSQL
Current mood: adored
Category: Web, HTML, Tech

Hmm.. After the SUNTECH Days over, I was very much addicted into this Java Programming. Especially "MYSQL" and "GLASSFISH". That conference was very much used for me now because IT guys are more into open source these days and where I am also..



Glassfish is an opensource, production quality and enterprise software. It is an Java Enterprise Edition v5. It is used for reference implementation. So many major companies like SUN, ORACLE, TMAX etc., contributed data and other things to develop Glassfish. Some of the major principles where the developers use Glassfish are:
  • Deliver Industry-Leading AppServer Technology to Marketplace
    • Technology will be fully competitive in Marketplace
    • Technology is sufficient to be fully competitive (no secret sauce)
  • »
    Community-Centered
    • Foster Community Participation in all parts of the Development Process
    • Focused in making users of the code base (and derivated products) more productive
  • »
    Encourage Growth of the Community
    • Increase Adoption of this Code Base
    • Increase Contributors to the Community
    • Increase Recognition of the Contributions by the community
  • »
    Transparency
    • Roadmaps, Bugs, Features, Architectural Documents are publically available
    • Customer Data is excepted due to confidentiality issues
    • Security Bugs can be treated specially
    • Governance must be well articulated (yeah, I know we don't do that yet)
  • »
    Continous Processes
    • Milestones will be usable as soon as possible so customers can use them, be more productive, and can provide feedback towards a better product.
  • »
    Participatory
    • Contributions that are consistent with the principles are to be encouraged
    • Contributors are to be encouraged
    • Partners are to be encouraged
  • »
    Integrated and Integrateable
    • Code base is to be integrated with other middleware components
    • Code base is to be reused in as many other contexts as reasonable
    • We will, within reason, adjust code base to make it more resuable
  • »
    Lightweight, Easy Adoption
    • We want to encourage use of our products. We want to deliver good initial experience, "pay for what you use".
  • »
    Partner-Centered
    • Create win-win opportunities around (portions of) the code base
  • »
    Open Standards and Open Source
    • Currently under CDDL License
    • Provides Java EE Reference Implementation (which has legal implications due to Sun legal commitments to its licensees)
    • Implementations are to be compliant with the applicable specifications (including but not exclusively, JCP specifications)
    • Some Code under ASL and other licenses (but see above)
  • »
    Copyrights
    • Sun needs to be (one of) copyright owners.

The MySQL database has become the world's most popular open source database because of its consistent fast performance, high reliability and ease of use. It's used on every continent -- Yes, even Antarctica! -- by individual Web developers as well as many of the world's largest and fastest-growing organizations to save time and money powering their high-volume Web sites, business-critical systems and packaged software -- including industry leaders such as Yahoo!, Alcatel-Lucent, Google, Nokia, YouTube, and Zappos.com.

Not only is MySQL the world's most popular open source database, it's also become the database of choice for a new generation of applications built on the LAMP stack (Linux, Apache, MySQL, PHP / Perl / Python.) MySQL runs on more than 20 platforms including Linux, Windows, OS/X, HP-UX, AIX, Netware, giving you the kind of flexibility that puts you in control.

Now MYSQL is joined with Sun Family on Feb 25, 2008.

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