GSH talks about bad news and school. IT’s A BLOG RAMPAGE!!!!!!
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First off - Eva nor Roberto wrote any of this. They are so much nicer and articulate than me. If I come off a little vulgar or not so eloquent, it's due to my limited vocabulary and my inability to spell...

I went to elementary school but that shit was boring as hell. Honesty is the best policy and YO! - I'll never go back to school ever again. I'm so fucking serious, SCHOOL SUX! My friend Dennis's brother quit school and he had a "KILLER" yellow corvette and I heard he got a "B.J." from this girl named: "Tammy" almost daily.


All he did is smoke cigs and beat the shit out of Dennis. Dude RULED!

I was into lunch because I liked the rolls but hated the cardboard milk, P.E. was cool unless we had to play a fake team sport with douche bags that sucked at every game or punished by the coach of the week to run laps... I was into taking long bathroom breaks, I liked art class because my teacher was nice, pretty and gave me a "boner".. that's pretty much it. Math, Spelling, Science, English = ALL THAT SHIT SUCKED. It got in the way of watching t.v., going to the arcade at the mall and constant masturbation sessions. If I couldn't take a doo doo at school, then there was no way I was going to do anything else in that gross bathroom. So I basically would ride my BMX fast as hell to get home with a shit I had to hold all day waiting to explode. After my last "After School Blow Out" -I got wise enough to know when ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I waited until the last day of 7th grade, lit a cigarette I stole from one of my mom's boyfriends, at 2:45 p.m. I lit that shit up and got the hell out of there! Man, fuck school. check this out! Does it look like I give a shit about anything besides hair gel + mousse? Hell no.


Anyway - I became a master of this log drum thing I stole from my mom's closet. I now promote myself on the world wide web as if I'm the only thing going on in the entire world! why? because at least 100 people told me that I'm fucking AWESOME!!! ask anyone - I fucking rule.. If I didn't rule, then explain this shit! - right?


People that think I suck obviously didn't have the balls to quit school in time. "They" are living a boring life and working hard as hell. In the meantime, I get other musicians to play and sing whatever I tell them to in exchange for some wicked weed and other favors I don't even need to elaborate on. I play cassettes to my friends that can "shred" of something I like. Then, I tell them to "kind of" copy it while I go into my living room and watch t.v., take a nap or some shit. We finish the records after I add that log drum thing and I get signed based on the fact that all of my ideas are way WAY too advanced for labels to say no to. That's why I'm pretty much a millionaire and it straight up sucks that all those that hate me, aren't!! Man, I'm just telling it like it is..

Dear haters, you'd be a lot better off if you just quit whatever it is you're doing and start getting wise to this game like I do. I don't do shit, I party. I also kick ass...but I don't fight because I've pretty much been on probation since I was 12, I stole a mini van with a car phone in it and got caught - but only because I accidentally ran over some random ass dog and crashed into the window of plus sized women's clothing outlet near the location in which I stole the vehicle.. - so why take the risk when I got everything I need right here in the crib... ?? fuck it all, i just don't give a S.H.I.T.!

Since all of that information is related to the next Savath y Savalas record - here's the deal... We are basically on fire - we have far too many offers from enormous labels and I'm flattered by the intense temptations that we've been hit with but I decline. um.

Honestly, without getting all dumb with it - I'll refrain from calling anybody out because I know at least 12-20 people will read my WORLD FAMOUS + POPULAR "Savath y Savalas" my space blog. 12-20 people is a lot of m.f.ers so I'll be cool.

I will be putting this record and e.p. out on my own - I will make c.d.s and vinyl. It will be available digitally as well - even though I think that's about the most boring way to purchase a record. Almost sucks as bad as holding a shit for 9 hours. But hey, people have the right to do whatever they want, just like I do. I steal my toilet paper from the bathroom of local fast food spots, so I'm in no way playing "innocent guy".. If you steal it online or in a store, that will make you even more "awesome".... At least that's what I've been told.

If I don't do it myself - as it stands, you're going to pay an import price for it and you're not going to be able to find it domestically very easily. Do WE really want people that want this record to spend a million dollars on it? Hell yes, that way I can sell one copy and go hide next to the ocean and party more. Actually no, but labels want you to do that for them so they can put everything on that platinum card and open tabs to legitimize their importance and get you faded as they gas your ego up. yayaya

* my advice from my mistakes - drink up, nod like you give a shit, take the money, run + PUT 3/4 OF IT IN A SAVINGS THAT YOU CAN'T TOUCH.... word up.

My point of all this lies in the accessibility for you to simply get this record, it's already past the point of stupidity in lateness - how many times can I say "we finished our record"??? - I'll make it as cheap and easy to get without taking any stupid short cuts that I've already experienced multiple times and I'm not doing anymore - keep in mind, I quit elementary school but learned more from being semi-retarded over the years.. I trust me most of the time -"not them". Every record Savath y Savalas has recorded has had zero South American Distribution. You can beat me in the head with record biz 101 and I'm still going tell you that you need to give up trying to push this record to Best Buy - If anything is evident, it's the fact that we aren't going to sell anything there, instead we are going to be paying and recouping the costs of the returns on all the c.d.s that sat on the shelf and end up melting somewhere in hell. We could sell 100 copies to 100 happy people and that's cool by me. At least cats will realize that WE consider every "territory" equal in it's importance. No one else I work for or with feels compelled, so fuck it, I'll do the shit out of the trunk of people's cars from Chile to Colombia to Recife if I need to. Smuggle that shit to Cuba and give them away.

Without sounding paranoid - Who are you supposed to trust when 3 broke ass people work day into night on an album and e.p. that should have dropped last winter/spring on a label that was planning on releasing it? We recorded on zero budget, with only the drive to make something together, collaborate with no "lead member" and come with something different from the Grammy winning "Golden Pollen" on Anti records previous to this one. We were and are as into what we created from the time we finished each track. I'll repeat the fact that WE like our tracks. We aren't COLDPLAY, we don't want to be COLDPLAY, We want to be more on the lines of what a "WHITE SNAKE" reunion practice session sounds like... I feel that we are on this path of true enlightenment....

SO =

We were told without anyone hearing "the work in progress" that it wouldn't sell and it wouldn't be released as we were expecting. O.K... So I'm pretty much figuring that the accounts department are magic dudes with names like: "Merlin" and the decisions made based on the content of the music without actually hearing it is now clear.... Is it not obvious that the label hired a magic unicorn and a studio spy to figure out if the record was good or not.?

I personally would like to tell Merlin, the Magic Unicorn and the studio spy to all quit their jobs + quit practicing magic. I'm about to release a record for you beautiful peeps that have indeed supported all directions this project has taken.. I lied about having a million dollars. I wanted to seem rich because it makes me look a little smarter.
Straight up though, no more listening or waiting for no reason.. Payback time for the fans.. Apologies for writing the most random shit ever but I'm gonna make a short movie out of all of these words. Stay tuned - This will not take long...

xoxo. props to anyone else doing shit they love doing w/o being vindictive or negative_
Unless that's you're steez -you can get just as much done being an asshole but you're gonna fuck up if you're a daily dick head.
It can be hard on you when you don't have the loot but labels can't stop you from being happy by killing your spirit and direction. fuck it_ there are still great people at labels, I know at least 3 dudes..
start with that digital shit. if you like vinyl, save up and press that shit before it's gone.
google "disc makers" or "oasis" if you want to make cds. get your friend named "Dirk" to do your layout from that ill, found picture you found in the street.. there are options_
and I hate to tell you this now BUT I am your father and no one ever told you.
Have a good week and make something by hand_ stay sane, Guillermo

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