Janky- 1. Adjective describing a person, place or thing which is questionable, fucked up,strange and wrong and with bad taste. 2. Poorley constructed, does not seem like it should function, yet may preform beyond expectations. -urban dictonary
7:32 PM - In case you havn’t met...this is Rilo Kiley!
I love discovering new things. Blame it on the fact that I'm almost steriotypically a Gemini, but I thrive on new and constant stimulation. I would be bored to death at work if not for the fact that new movies are realeased every Tuesday. Work may suck sometimes, but at least I'm talking about something new weekly. Because of my need for "that new thing" in all aspects of my pop cultural existance, I really appreciate when someone introduces me to a new group, book or tv show I can really dig..."Do you dig?" lol. Almost all my new musical interests happen due to the good taste of certain friends and family. So my point is....have you heard of the group Rilo Kiley? If I had to describe them in two words and only one word could be a profanity I would say...."Fucking Awesome."
So...Here are a few songs I would pick as essential listening to help you decide if they are the right sound for you.
1. MoneyMaker--Under the BlackLight. I've said it before, but when your walking down the street with this song playing in your head you can't help but feel like the sexiest damn whore on the street. When this song is playing I charge twice my normal rate for a quickie blow job in the nearest alley.
2. Silver Lining- Under the Blacklight empowering breakup song. you start out as some guys silver lining in his crappy life...but by the end...hurray hurray..now I'm gold!
3.Portions for Foxes- More Adventurous "cuz talking leads to touching and touching leads to sex...." which is just a good life lesson...plus I love shouting that I'm bad news over and over again. It just feels good.
4. It's a Hit- More Adventurous. For me it's partly an anti- George Bush/War song. The live version is much beter than the studio one however.
5. 15 , under the blacklight. cuz theres just not enough songs about statutory rape.
6. Breakin' Up. Under the Blacklight. This is another great breakup song. It's also one of many Rilo Kiley songs where the music has just a dash of 80's porno soundtrack quality to it...and I mean that in a good way. I love the line " I never felt so wicked as when I willed our love to die" remember the youtube vids for a lot of these songs are low quality..so don't be a hater. I really get into singing this ou loud around the house...I think it's giving Cain the wrong idea.
7.The Frug....fun song...and judging by the video it came out a while ago.
8. Ripchord. have I said awesome fucking song yet? It's early...I'm not so well rounded with the adjectives yet. The guy who plays guitar takes center stage for this song...and it's really sweet. The video after that is for song 9. Teenage Love Song. Its a wonderful song..but the only video I could find is a fan vid...a fan for the soap opera Passions. So shut your eyes and listen to the music....or watch how many times that bitch Theresa hits her boyfriend in the face.
10.download the songs "Jenny your barely alive", August, and their cover of "Rock and Roll Suicide".
This is a one word survey. Basically, I can only answer each query with a one word answer. It turns out that it's very hard to be at all interesting with one word. If I was at all interested in quality control I would not even post this.
This is part 2 of a funny web short I found on youtube. If you skipped part 1, don't worry. This is much funnier. To catch you up...Chris and Reed are tired of dealing with their girlfriends, and want a life of casual sex like thier gay friend...and have decided to go gay.
This is a very funny two part webisode that kind of spotlights some differences between living "the gay life" vs. a straight existance where your woman rules. The first one is pretty funny, but if your not getting into it just go right to part 2, which is by far the more hillarious half. ...oh..and if it's not obvious...I had no part in making this show...I just think its funny so I stole it for your viewing pleasure.
8:15 PM - Get the townsfolk, theres gonna be a stoning
I haven't written in a while...and I'm not gonna start again for this blog. Instead, I'm gonna steal a hilariously smart item from a blog I stumbled upon, which they stole from someone who jacked it off of an episode of the West Wing. At any rate, it is a brilliant argument to use against all the haters. So...to get it straight, I wish I had written this...but I did not.
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:
Dear Dr. Laura:
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:
When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?
I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
you can also check out a clip from The West Wing if it pleases you.
I was checking out the uber buzzed about site hulu.com where you can watch episodes and clip of many tv shows for free, and there are some very cool things about this site. Anyway, soon I’m obsessed with finding a clip of a commercial spoof Molly Shannon was in a few years ago on Saturday Night LIve. It has something to do with a floor cleaner called lemon glow and her chaacter talking about being in a biker gang and doing lots of drugs or something in the past. WEll the point is that I still couldn’t find it!!! ughh! But I found these other super awesome commercial paradys for your viewing pleasure.
Aries- Sometime before the day is done you will face a vicious Leprechaun attack.Don’t take this warning lightly, as those rabid little bastards can chew your fingers off and destroy your genitalia faster than you can shake a stick at them. On a side note, shaking a stick at a Leprechaun only makes it hate you more.
Taurus- The bible teaches us that in life there is a season for everything. A time to be born, a time to die. A time to reap or sow or something about planting wheat or something along those lines. The point I’m getting at Taurus is that as far as your sex life is concerned it’s been a long dry frustrating season of masturbation. It’s time you got laid. Go out to some dive bar tonight, get drunk like an Irishman and go home with the first person that asks you who also has most of their own teeth. You can worry about the shame and the syphilis in the morning. Tonight the stars want you to have dirty perverted scandalous sex that makes you feel like a sexual deviant. That is, after all, the best kind of sex to have.
Gemini- Taurus is easy pickings tonight Gemini. You can do sinful, probably illegal acts to that bull all night long...just remember to take pictures. We all know your never going to save any money for retirement, so a few little blackmail plans are the only way you’re going to pay for your prescriptions when your 80.
Cancer- I think I had sex with a Cancer in a woman’s room stall at the gay bar Boxes, while a drag queen names Misha pounded on the door hoping to get in on the action. That’s relevant because it happened on St. Patrick’s Day. Ah...sometimes I miss my early 20’s. I haven’t had sex in a club bathroom for years...although I did walk from the house to a strangers car wearing just a jock strap and a baseball hat last night before getting a little naked middle of the night driving in. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Leo- Take your wife to the Sasquatch Festival in May. Don’t you provide for her? Why does she have to go around begging her Myspace friends to buy her a ticket. Everybody knows your loaded you cheap bastard...and I want her there with me when we push our way to the front of the stage to see The New Pornographers and Modest Mouse.
Virgo- I took 10 dollars out of your pocket last night while you were sleeping and then just hid out in my room all day so I wouldn’t have to have to deal with it...but the stars say I will buy you a ticket to the aforementioned Sasquatch festival to make up for this little act of duplicity. Whew, it’s probably a good think you never ever read my blog.
Libra- Don’t hang out with any Aries today, because I have a feeling a Leprechaun is going to kill 3-7 of the Ram’s friends before they finally get down to their inevitable climactic showdown. Chances are most of the victims will be horny, pot smoking teenagers but really nobody is safe from those putrid little disease carrying green bastards and you don’t want to get caught in the cross fire.
Scorpio- Here’s a helpful little hint that might help you out when times are tough. According to Science you can get kinda sorta high simply by getting bit by something venomous! Isn’t that amazing? If you can’t scrape together the cash for real drugs all you have to do is go poking around under the house or in desert caves for black widows or rattlesnakes! It really does give you a little jolt and comes complete with dialated pupils!! Plus if you possess a penis, that sucker will be extra hard for hours, giving you enough time to screw like a porn star in the bathroom of a gay club with a slutty Taurus! How bout that?
Sagitarrius- um...ok...heres the deal. It’s getting late, and I’m really not that creative when it comes down to it. I have said it before and I’ll say it again. There should only be 6 signs of the zodiac....8 tops! No normal human can be expected to come up with 12 meaninful and humerous pieces of advice at 2 in the morning! Logistacally speaking, by the time I’m done with Scorpio I’ve got nothing! The rest of you signs end up getting some words of wisdom I steal from the first commercial I hear in the background or some random bible verse I pull out of my ass. So do you really want me to feed you some bullshit or can we just call it a night?........You want your fracking horroscope, is that what you decided? Fine! Whatever! Um....It’s not a good idea to play keep a way with the Lucky Charms today, because that fucking Leprachan just might chew your nose off. OR at the very least it might give you an STD. I know for a fact that that little green monster was in line for the gang bang with Taurus..and he wasn’t first in line if you know what I’m saying. And it’s not like a Leprechaun to use a condom.
Capricorn? Is Capricorn next? Does anybody even know anybody who is a Capricorn? I mean really...do they even exist? The stars predict that a horrible new disease that only seems to effect the mythological Capricorn is coming, and although its all sad and everything, in the long run there will only be 11 signs to worry about in the future.
Aquarius- This will be a very lucky day for all you rich white male Aquarius’! Your St. Patrick’s Day will bring an abundance of food, ale and good cheer. You sirs, have the luck of the Irish!! Yah!!! For all the other Aquarius’..the black, Mexican, female, and the poor..yada yada....its almost a given that you will be horribly attacked by a gang member, a Scientologist or a Leprechaun today. Its a well known fact that Leprechaun’s hate minorities. They would sooner kill you then look at you. Thats a fact Jack, and you can take that to the bank...cuz that’s the only thing your going to be taking to the bank! The only advice I can give you is that a Leprechaun only has one weakness. If you throw your shoes in the other direction the crazy little fucker has to go chase them and then polish them or something. I don’t know why....I don’t get it either...but it’s true. Go rent a copy of the early 90’s horror wannabe semi classic entitled Leprechaun if you don’t believe me. FYI....your eyes don’t lie. That is a young unknown Jennifer Aniston fighting for her life against the Leprechaun in the title.
Pisces- Are you the last one??? Thank God!! I mean...the stars really only tell you so much. This isn’t an easy job by any means. If you get the feeling I’m stalling for time trying to come up with a fortune for you, then your right. I guess all I can say is Have a Happy St. Patrick’s Day....be vigilant against the upcoming Leprechaun massacre....and if your going to be putting your willy in that ol’ whore formally known as Taurus then I’d double wrap it if I were you.
Ever since I was a strange little kid I have fantasized about two "lines" I longed to speak in public. Even today I would do unspeakable things to make either of those dreams come true. In countless day dreams I have stood on a little stage in New York and shouted " Live from New York....It's Saturday Night!!!" Obviously if I had the choice I would do this during one of Saturday Night Lives golden ages, preferably when the cast still included Will Ferrel, Molly Shannon and/or Tina Fey, but I would still be more than happy to guest host in one of it's crappier incarnations.
The second moment I have gotten all hot and bothered thinking about would be the night I stood in front of the world and gave my Oscar acceptance speech! From the second my name was announced until I reached the stage to claim my little gold statue would feel like an out of body experience. I would be feeling real shock and awe, not that hyped up shock and awe King George promised us in Iraq, as I looked out to the sea of stars giving me my standing ovation. Looking into the audience at Jack Nicholson, Cher, George Clooney and the rest of the gang, I would give a sincere, funny acceptance speech destined for Oscar History. And I would do it before the "shut up and get off the stage music" started because I wouldn't waste any time thanking God, or my agents. It's a nice dream.
Thats not to say I'm not above using my Oscar moment for evil. I remember once when I was about 11 and my step dad forced me to weed the area around the porch. I hated yard work and got it done as fast as I could. Well it wasn't good enough and I got sent out to do it right. I was fuming on the inside. While I yanked weeds out of the dirt I practiced a different kind of Oscar Speech. This was the Oscar Speech of Vengeance!!! "I just want to thank everybody who got me where I am today. That list would not include my evil step dad who enjoyed making me suffer! I have been waiting a long time to tell the world just how badly I was treated. Well start with the day I had to weed the fucking yard....."
In case you were wondering I didn't win Oscar gold this year, but Cain and I did throw an awesome Oscar Party. Guests walked up the red carpet showing off their fabulous Oscar evening wear, while lesser celebrities like my Marge Simpson cutout gushed from the side.
Inside there was a sea of famous famous in the audience such as Seth Rogan, Shrek, the guy from 300 and the cast of Wild Hogs, courtesy of all the movie paraphernalia I've taken home from work over the last year or so.
Also courtesy of my work we had a life size Oscar for guests to take pictures with.
Keeping with the theme of Hollywood the drinks of the night were Manhattans and a tasty little drink we made up called Tequila Mockingbirds. There really is a drink called that, but we just stole its name for our Tequila and pomegranate juice cocktails.
Of course we made our Oscar predictions before they started giving out awards and at the end of the night the people with the most and the least correct guesses got gift bags of movie shwag (mostly movies I didn't want anymore, some dollar tree beauty products and pregnancy tests and some High School Musical 2 Valentines).
So even though I didn't beat out George Clooney or Daniel Day Lewis for Best Actor (I didn't even win best dressed..that honer went to Cain in the tux and Erin in the blue boa..both well deserved) I still had a pretty damn good night.
FYI...the next big party is the weekend before St. Patrick's Day for those of you out there in my real life.
Sex Blog Thursday quiz. Answer the following questions checking all that may apply and tally them up at the end. Ready? Lets go!
Do you like the sound(s) of...
a. a cat purring b.a balloon popping c.silence d. a whip cracking e. a cockroach being crushed underneath sex inch stilletos.
if you were trapped on a desert island after a horrible plane crash which of the following would you like there with you?
a. A black stallion b.a hot air balloon c. coffins for all the non-survivors d.a ball and gag e. a giant garbage crusher
Your online screen name is....
a. BeastMasterk9 b. loonytunes0 c.mortician girl20 d.scumsucker69 e.Buggy McCrusher_pdx
And finally whats your favorite movie?
a. Zoo b.Make your own Balloon Animals from home! c. Night of the Living Dead d.Secretary e.Crush
Answers. If you answered a to any of the above questions you might be a Zoophile! You love animals...no I mean you REALLY LOVE ANIMALS! You are turned on by performing zoo sexual activities. The good news for you, but bad news for Fluffy and Spike, is that bestiality is actually legal in countries such as Sweden, Denmark and of course the wild Netherlands. In other Belgium, Germany and Russia it is also legal to have sex with an animal as long as you don't promote any of the pornography you make with them. It is also no longer classified as a pathology under the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the American Psychiatric Association unless your wanton puppy lust is also accompanied by distress and interference with normal functioning on the part of the person...The shrinks aren't concerned with the distress it may cause to the animal. Many pro-zoo sexuality people claim that a human/animal relationship can go way past just sex, that the animals are able to form a loving relationship and that it not functionally different for any other love/sex relationship. Well..except I can have a conversation with my boyfriend..although he does still need a lot of training.
If you answered b to any of the above questions you might have a balloon fetish! Yes such a thing does exist. Often called Looners, a person with this fetish may like humping a balloon until it pops, rubbing a balloon over their naked bodies or fantasize about being encased in a giant balloon. You might find them at your local party supply store in a trench coat running their fingers lovingly over each lymar balloon on display. It is my ungrounded unresearched suspicion that everybody who works at balloon shops does unspeakable things to them when the customers have all gone.
If you answered c to any of the questions I'm sorry to tell you that you may be a necrophiliac. That means you have a paraphilia characterized by a sexual attraction to corpses. Lucky you. The history of necrophilia is rich and proud. Some ancient cultures used it as a spiritual means of communicating with the dead or to revive the recently departed...at least that what they said. It has also been observed in the animal world. A drake mallard was witnessed fucking the corpse of another recently dead bird (its own species of course) for a total of 75 minutes..counting short breaks of course. And of course the lovely praying mantis often eats her mate during sex. The group "The NecroEroctic" believe that necrophiliacs have a right to engage in their preferred method of orgasmic release and that all rights cease the moment a person draws his last breath. Real instances of preforming necrophilia are rare, and usually occur when a person has "easy access" to corpses. I'm not even gonna say anything about you local mortician. This is a taboo in most societies but laws vary widely. If you get caught with your late wife doing the nasty in Hawaii it is only a misdemeanor while in Oregon its a Felony. In Michigan its only illegal if you insert your dead penis into a dead body, so the room is wide open for you ladies.
If you answered d you might be a sadist. As I am running out of time and need to post this before work I assume you all know what a sadist is. There are many misconceptions about sadist, but if you are at all interested in slightly deviant sexuality you probably know that. If you don't..do some research. You have a computer for fucks sake.
If you answered e to any question your probably a crusher! This is the sexual desire to see some hottie crush small creatures such as insects and reptiles under their shoes. It can also be turn on to see cigarettes, toys, or fruit crushed. Usually its the feet that do the crushing..but for the really imaginative crushers out there sitting on the object or other forms of getting the job done create instant wood.There are movies known as "animal snuff films" that show footage of animals,such as rodents, being crushed. As you may imagine this is all condemned by animal rights activist and is illegal in the US and Great Brittan
3:09 PM - Ask me no questions I’ll tell you no lies.
Current mood: exhausted
1.Is there some sort of concoction that you love to make but everyone else finds disgusting? When I was a kid my Grandma demonstrated for me the joy of dipping your toast into your chocolate milk. I love it..and its for sure comforting. I thought it was something everybody did...but i was wrong.
2.Is there a movie that was a total flop to the critics but you can't help but like? Snakes on a Plane.
3.Have you ever seen someone who was a 'living miracle?' are you talking about Oprah? Is that how she wants to be referred to now?
4.Which would you rather do, be a famous actress or be america's next top model? can I be something with a cock? no? Then without a doubt I want to be a nobody model wannabe dealing with mega stress only to be forgotten by the start of the next season.
5.If you were famous, would you edit your own wikipedia page and take out all the incorrect facts? Not if they were amusing. But I hate Hate HATE to be misquoted. My Mom does it to me all the time. I would fix those,
6.Have you ever been convinced that God has indirectly spoken with you? Are you kidding? She never fucking shuts up! She's constantly interfering in Jesus' life and goes on and on about how she hates his new partner, which by the way is a lamb. He's been living with Fern Rogers, thats his lambs name, for years.
7.Do you ever question your doctor's competence? he actually rocks hard. I really like him.
8.Is it wrong for people to attach business cards to candy they pass out at Halloween? Call me old fashioned but if something works I say why mess with it? Razor blades in the apples have been good enough in the past....so thats that Halloween trick I'm sticking with.
9.Do you have control over what happens in most of your dreams? nope. I fucking signed a contract giving creative control to Warner Brothers Studios. That was a mistake.
10.Do you get premonitions? I have a spidey sense for danger that I always regret if I don't listen to.
11.Which are cooler, pirates or ninjas?why don't you ask a ninja
12.Do you think you would be able to survive being homeless? Not really. I have actually had to sleep out on the streets only 2 nights in my life and they sucked. Once was in San Fransico where I found a couch on the sidewalk to sleep on. And summer before last I was stuck in downtown portland and I ended up sleeping in a church archway using newspapers as blankets. no lie. I didn't know it at the time but I was also coming down with Mono as well.
13.Are you sympathetic towards celebrities who seem to be pushing for their own demises, like Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, or do you have less sympathy because they are celebrities? They may be selfdestructing, but do we as a people have to take such sadistic delight in it? Imagine if you were that famous and paparazzi followed you everywhere. I would be making some fucked up late night talk show worthy headlines for shiz.
14.Are you concerned about this 'dead satellite' the size of a small bus hurtling uncontrollably towards earth? Its all I can think about.
15.Is it okay for a Christian to have sex before marriage if they are in a serious relationship?
It's not okay to be a Christian for starters.
16. How would you feel about a dr you were attracted to? when it comes to my dick, sexual attraction doesn't always figure in. My doctor is gay...but not at all someone I am attracted to..he's older, bigger and has a lazy eye. But when he checked my prostate I not only got hard I almost came.
17.Is there anyplace you want to visit based solely on it's pictures? A Treasure Island produced porn set. Something like Dawson's 99 load weekend. I guess I also saw a couple video's.
18.In terms of looks, what would you rate yourself on a scale of one to ten? (be honest now) eyes-8 nose-7 lips- 6-9 depending on chapping hair-7 body-7 feet-8 that makes me a *43* on a scale of 1-10
19.Have you ever caused a traffic accident? no...but I was messing around in a very adult way with my friend Tim in his loft apartment in front of some huge windows within view of the freeway overpass ...and when a driver slowed down to look I'm happy to say we stopped traffic briefly.
20.Do you agree with the statement, "Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted"? You could argue that nearly everything I enjoy doing is a waste of time...but I enjoy it.
21.Which presidential candidate do you find least repulsive?
Since Michelle Obama isn't running I will say her husband.
22.Do you have a phobia? driving. Like actually being behind the wheel.
23.Would you ever go on the tv show 'the moment of truth' If the skeleton in my closet wasn't disclosed prior to taping, no.There would just be too many dirty little secrets they could bring up that I might not be prepared for. You never know who's body they will exhume for these shows. 24. Would you ever get a golden facial? Is that some kinky new group sex act these kids are doing into each others faces these days? First I miss out on Rainbow parties and now this.
25.At christmas, do you hang a stocking for your pet? only like 3
26.Do you think of satan as being red and horned like in mythology or looking like everyone else? The Dark Master comes in many forms. Johnny Depp, Christian Bale, a guy covered head to toe in tats and peircings, whoo...a great were beast with sharp claws and gigantic animal like genitals....twin brothers who make porn,....whew..I'm getting hot. Yeah, he comes in many, hot forms when we hang out.
27.Would you ever consider becoming a 'cutter' if you bled alcohol? wouldn't that make me constantly drunk and probably in sever liver failure?
28.Have you ever been to a yard sale/flea market and were shocked to see what was being sold? I was more surprised at the junk...and treasures that were donated when I worked at St. Vincent de Paul.
29.Do you own any apparel item with sequence on it? Just my Dolly Parton Drag dresses.
30.Do you lie often? only when you ask me those fucking questions!!
31.Would you be afraid to have the ability to time travel? no...but I should warn you that it's likely I would have taken a lot of modern STD's back to ancient times...when a man could be bought and used anyway you saw fit.
32.Is there a channel on tv that you can't live without watching? eh...not right now.
33.Are women's sports as exciting as mens sports? You know I'd rather be watching the mens play their games..uh hu.
34.Do you read when on the toilet? While I love to talk about my reading habits, I don't feel comfortable talking about ....toilet habits. At least not number 2 habits.
35.Diamonds or pearls? eh...I can do without spending 3 months salary on a ring I'll probably lose within the month while also contributing to violence and turmoil in Africa.
36.Can you become lost in your reflection for hours? no..but thank you for thinking I'm so hot that I would. Thats so kind.
37.Do you believe that Joan of Arc's visions were from God? God...schizophrenia...a rose by any other name is still a rose.
38.If you found out that you were genetically predisposed to be a genius but your mothers drinking/smoking during pregnancy had lowered your IQ to an average level, would you be angry or amused? Since I am now retarded and suffering from fetal alcohol syndrome I don't suppose I would understand.
39.Have you ever realized you had mismatched shoes or socks after getting to work? maybe./ I know I didn't realize until I was behind the counter that I still had on last nights cock ring. ugh
40.Do your pets cling to you when you're sick? cain won't allow me to bring anything living in the house. He thinks I will kill it. I have been telling him for a while now that I have a turtle in my room, and I think he is afraid I do.
41.Do you think that Jamie Lynne Spears got pregnant on purpose just to get attention away from her sister? why don't you go talk to her best friends from her myspace page and find out.
42.Are you a talker or a listener? I can actually be a very good listener...and I remember quite a lot. But then again....I like to talk.
43.Do you know why people trust another person to know what is best for them instead of trusting themselves? um...I can't really answer that. Let me ask Cain when he gets home and I'll get back to you.
44.Is it possible to give without expecting anything in return? its possible...but thats like having sex without an orgasm. you just don't do it.
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