2:03 AM - Panoramic
Current mood: contemplative
Category: Writing and Poetry

Swimming the depth of smirking lights
Clinking glasses toast melodious
The frisky notes of a mingling cast

Christening dusk with the smoky stench of wooden nooks
We link the chirping air with lemonade steps

And hideaway
Where no one can disturb us frivolous
Carving out a corner appropriately shadowed
For discussions crinkly 

Our spin-off rhythm perfectly offbeat
Treading toes with provoking precision
And the liquor of unspoken amusement

Belligerent pools of statuette extras
Decorate panoramic retro and flashing still
As polished cheeks nuzzle mischief
The salt laced angles infectious
With the sponge of unfiltered jazz

Everything tastes different
Like a kiss of sake or a shot of Ritalin

Enchanted ice reflecting majestic
The mist of a fragile candy land
Hypnotic and butterflying
Spraying sparks that ignite winged seconds
Like a drum into tomorrow

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10:22 AM - Woot

Woot.

What a strange word.  In a conversation last night I trekked deep into the dangerous world of the "woot."

The "Woot," we discovered, is very versatile creature. It displays a wide variety of emotions through voice inflection, similar to the variations of the surfer "dude." (Dude! DUDE. Dude?)

For full understanding, woot along:

1) Used enthusiastically, it is an e-bonics "hell yea." Ex: "WOOT, WOOT!!!"  Raise the roof.

2) A less forceful, softer tone creates meaning parallel to the insightful phrase: "I feel it, yo." Ex: "WOOT."

3) But could it also be used in a way which would depict sadness, we pondered? Upon reflection, we decided this feat could be accomplished as long as one attempts the woot as follows:
A) You must sigh loudly and seriously before attempting the "woot."
B) Your inflection must remain flat.
For further effect you can shake your head, while allowing irritation to drip from you voice.

4) Although adding a "Snap, Crackle, Pop" here is very tempting, I advise against it, as this may change the definition from sad to "fuck you." The woot is very sensitive.

Although there are unimaginable woot definitions available, these are the most prevalent. Before attempting more complex variations, consult a "wootist."

A "Wootist," is someone suffering from the scientific disease we have deemed, "wootism." The symptoms of this disease are the wearing of FUBU & other such "gangsta" attire, gold chains, and "doo-rags." Or even better yet, panty-hose (on their head.)They have been known to stop and crouch for pictures by random bikes and "hotrods," typically throwing their hands up in wide girth.

Should a Wootist approach you with a "SUP?" and smoothly nodding head, do not panic. Simply remain calm and employ the techniques above for distraction.

Warning: Woot with Caution,The Urban dictionary warns of "wootrages."

Wootrage

1. To be happily pissed off at something.

2. To run through the streets completely naked shouting 'WOOT!' at the top of your lungs.

Ex 1.) "Oh, wootrage, I finally get to kick your ass for a change!"

2.) "Dude, I went on a wootrage last night. The cops were chasing after me and this hobo touched my balls, but it was wicked fun."

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