Why I blog
Current mood: apathetic
Category: Blogging

I blog becase the Lord tells me to.

Of corse!

Has innyone else notised that the news has been real flufy lately - like in the last week.

I mean why is we reading about deformed cats in China?

I no they got years and years worth of naked Miley fotos in the Disney vault.

Shit they got years and years worth of naked fotos of pretty girls in the Disney vault. They dont has to be Miley.

I mean I woud settle for a story about Andy Dick and his dick right now. They dont even has to be doing anything.

And forgive me for saying it but Mckenzie Phillips with a bag a smack just dosnt cut it.

This is one of them times when you really start to think - dose the Man live that much longer than us humans that he thinks that peple alive today were alive back when Mckenzie Phillipps was own tv?

I mean thats a pretty ovious erer, Karl.

O I shoud menchin that its ovious awl the interns are blowing up baloons for the GOP convention and so they are curintly unavalable to write the news this week.

Someone needs to tell them idiots you can rent a giant can of helium at the Party Pig.

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Just in case the story changes
Current mood: cynical
Category: News and Politics

I like to copy these things down.


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MOSCOW, Russia (AP) -- Russian news agencies report that a Boeing passenger jet has crashed while taking off in Kyrgyzstan's capital, Bishkek.

The Interfax news agency cites an unidentified source as saying there are casualties and identifies the plane as a Boeing 737.

RIA-Novosti cites an unnamed spokesperson at a U.S. air base near the airport in Bishkek as saying a passenger airliner crashed. Officials at the airport and the base could not be reached.

Interfax says the Itek-Air flight was headed to Iran.

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Arcie’s grits gave me horribull gas
Current mood: disgusted
Category: MySpace

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The Man is redy to role
Current mood: awake
Category: News and Politics

Git redy to rumbel. The MAn is redy to git him some.

I still think theres a comet coming but maybe the Man has to come up with something to innertain us until we awl die. I dont think snuff is doing it for the peple anymore but theres nothing like grinding up a bunch of peple and saying it was a sacrifice to your goddess.

I thot peple had figgered out sacrifices didnt work but what the heck - the Man is trying to put the jeanne back in the bottle.

Evry once in a while the Man thinks if he just kils off enuf peple and destroys awl the evidence he can keep up his self denial a little bit longer.

Personally I think the stars have had just about enuf. Whatever is hanging out at the sinter of the galaxy is about to start tellin us what it thinks. Weave been hanging out out here own the fringes for so long, with a ton of space and matter and energy between us and the source, that we forgot what its like to git some real cosmic connection with something real big and real mitey.

You no that thing they call the window of opurtunity? Well its about to come open in 1 and a half venuses, just in time for the next olimpics.

Which was why Im sure the Man wanted to has them own his turf for the opening serumoneys.

Whatever happens we arent goin to be able to use the innernet anymore or drive cars or keep track of complex derivatives.

So prepare for some jubilous freedom but know that your gonna have to eat a lot less and walk a lot more. I woud start taking judo and grow your body hair out to use as a protective shield against the radiation.

Women will has to wrap there hair around they faces like skarfs.

We didnt evolve to look like this for nothin.

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Caveman show
Current mood: artistic
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

We was sposed to do a show tonite with a special gest butt he coudnt cum so me and Arcie just did it by ourselfes - well Camraman helped.

WE both wore caveman outfits becase next time we film we is gonna make a tump we can hide in to survive the end of the worl.

Butt we coudnt do that part tonite becase of our special gest needs to be their. So we just talked about our trip to New York City and how the peple that own us relly do awl look alike.

Also Arcie made grits.

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I know how they made the piramids & stonehinge
Current mood: amused
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes

The Russian tole me!

It was so fuckin easy. You will be so mad when you find out becase you will be like why didnt I think of that. Thats what I thot anyways.

All the places they is was underwater at the time! So they just moved the fucking things in the fucking water. With the piramids they bilt a bigass swimming pool and put water in it from the river using a canal (though it had to be salt water so I dont know how they did that) and then they floated the rocks around with giant balloon tug boat things.

They did the same thing in the Stonehenge ecept that land was awredy flooded at the time naturally and the stone was awreddy washed up there after the comet passed by and cause the flooding and the rocks to get busted up and stuff.

Same thing evrywhere all over the planet. The comet caused the rocks to bust up and the floods to move the rocks and then the people jsut said fuck it lets make a memorial to 911 that dobles as a shelter for the next time that muthafucking comet comes by.

Thats what the piramids in Egipt was for - they was bunkers to ride out the comet that was coming. The piramid shape was perfeck for deflecking all the meteorites that fell down when the comet came by.

The metorities is what fucked up the sphinx too. IT woud have got more fucked up but the people had flooded the area first to protect all the shit.

Prety fucking easy huh?!

Yeh I know rocks is still real heavy to move in the water but it was salt water after all. And back then the ocean had a lot more salt in it back then and so it floated shit better than now.

Yeh tell all your friends. I dont care. I think it's funny.

Now maybe people will believe me when I tell them shit. Like that nukes aren't real (they don't have the kind of nukes they talk about in the movies - all they have is the same crap they had back in war war 2).

They dont has enough bio weapons to kill a city either so dont let them fool you there either.

LEts see what else - well just review all the shit I been saying for the last 4 years.

Luv
Shasta

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Once I get 666 frends Im gonna stop troling for more
Category: MySpace

Not relly but I think that woud be cool if I was a devil worshipper.

666 is just another way of saying two thirds.

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Whats gonna hapen when the aliens take the erth back?
Current mood: adventurous
Category: Life

Will somebudy please ask Larry King?

I want to know if itll be like when China took Hong Kong back or like when the Union took the South back.

Something tells me itll be a good excuse to git rid of some of the inhabitants.

For one thing the aliens caint breathe our air.

Thats why they always die once the air force puts them in the bubble rooms.

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I read today that the Mans banks is looking for loans
Current mood: rebellious
Category: Life

No shit. The banks - the big ones mind you - the biggest ones in the fucking world - is looking for loans.

From someone called Private Equity.

I dont know who that is but you know I dont trust the military.

I think maybe its just a stalling tactic. I bet this PRivate Equity fellow dont has no money either.

I bet the MAn is thinking shit lemme make us some more fake money and give it to old Private Equity and then ole Private Equity can loan it to me.

Yeh thats how the last scam went. YOU GOT TO COME UP WITH A NEW ONE.

Even Colas know you cant run the same scam on the same peaple more than once in a generation.

I serously dont know why they dont just hire me and ARcie to run the fucking cuntry.

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The Man the Man the Man
Current mood: gallant
Category: News and Politics

I cant beleve hes gone and fuck up awl the money. Just like I said.

I tole you so.

And he cant just paper over this one with more money becase he fucked up the money.

I tole you peaple that the shit he was playing with was just paper ious and that the MAn never intended to pay out on any of them IOUS.

Hes just gonna tear em up.

Shit hes not even gonna do that.

Hes movin to South America!

Not the crappy part where he keeps his slaves and dumps his waste, but the nice part thats still pretty. The wilderness we used to have - before he fucked it all up.

And before you say oh but we did that Shasta - we did that to ourselves. Fuckin booshit.

You been listening to too much of the Mans propaganda. (Talk radio)

ME and mine and yours has been poor since Adam and you know it. WE had to come over here becase we was forced out of wherever the fuck the Man lived before he come to America. Shit we cant even afford to live in this town anymore. I gess we will all have to move to the giant floting garbage in the middle of the Paficic ocean. The one bigger than north america.

Arcie says its all split up into condos alredy but fuck that shit Im sqattin.

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