My friend and fellow television horror host Professor Griffin along with Scott Essman and several other talented folks have been hard at work putting together a pilot for an animated Universal "Monster Kids" cartoon! My 'snarling darling' Garou was honored to provide vocals for The Wolf-Kid, though we had to stop him from using the microphone as a chew toy.
For the entire story on "Monster Kids" check out Professor Griffin's MySpace blog: Professor Griffin's blog
His creative use of photographs really did the trick here...
A pair would be humanely euthanized, bronzed and made into stylish villain nipple fobs. The rest I would keep as breeding stock in anticipation of the casting call of Scorpion King 3.
What WOULD'NT I do with with 100 scorpions is the question. First off I'd pass out tiny little scripts and make them reenact my favorite shilling shockers episodes. Later they would fight to the death for my amusement.
Shallow Graves Magazine 1 - Group Horror Host interview
Shallow Graves Magazine issue 1 is out and features all kinds of articles about supernatural happenings.Perhaps the most horrifying is a group interview with EIGHT current television horror hosts.
WARNING: SHIRT SHOULD NOT BE WORN OR VIEWED BY THE TENDER-HEARTED!!
A new Penny Dreadful t-shirt reportedly causes seizures and "strange behavior."
Mrs. Maria Arruda from Lakeville, MA said, "Ey, my son he wore da shirt and started talkin' in the tongues and sayin' bad words. I said EY! You no talk like dis in da house or your father gonna get the belt! But I know is no his fault. Is the witch Penny Dreadful. Let my son alone bruxa!"
Senior citizens are also speaking out against the new t-shirt. "Who do they think's gonna buy that $*&@ anyway?!" exclaims Clem Richardson, 84, of Portland, Maine.
Further claims seem to indicate the shirt causes terrifying nightmares in rabbits, people who repeatedly use the nickname "Chief," and babies under the age of 3.
- Associated Unnatural Supernatural Express Press of the Unbelievable and Strangely Mysterious
What's this now? Why, it's the brand NEW accursed Shilling Shockers t-shirt featuring my gruesome visage.
Hmm. I wonder if you *should* click below to visit the "Store" section of the Shilling Shockers site for ordering information? After all, these shirts are cursed...
Monstrous fun lurks within the brand new, straight out of the tomb issue of Big Ole Face Full of Monster magazine. It's issue Four and the mag is packed with hex-citing things, inculding an interview I did with the charming MJ Smith.
One of my favorite websites is Pretty-Scary. It is a most hex-cellent site by women in horror for and about women in horror. I recently had the pleasure of being interviewed by Pretty-Scary along with 'Shilling Shockers' director Rebecca Paiva and some weird chick named Danielle who follows me around all the time.
Check out Pretty-Scary and the three-part interview here....
Thank you to everyone who voted! I am honored to have won the award for Favorite Horror Host. And we are also very happy that we received honorable mention for Shilling Shockers Season 4 in the Best Independent Production category. Everyone in my Attic of Terror (Garou, Von Bulow and director Rebecca) are also thrilled!
I hold my fellow horror hosts in the highest regard and am flattered to have been included with them in the category. Thank you to David "Taraco" for creating this new category. All horror hosts are winners because of it.
Congratulations to all the Rondo winners and nominees!
There's a new 'Shilling Shockers' review by John "Unimonster" Stevenson over at his great horror review site - Unimonster's Crypt. Click the link below to read the review.
