Caption Contest Results10/6/08
Category: Games

OK, I'm late for work so I'll make this quick. The winner this week was...

MaltedAlgae

He won with the caption seen here:

So let me get this straight, Mr. Clown. There's 2 of us and, explain the part about the cup again.

Congratulations to MaltedAlgae, and thank you to all participants. Until next time, remember: Winners don't use drugs.

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Weekend Caption Contest 10/2/08
Category: Games

OK, so the Pope walks into a dyke bar, and... wait, this is no time for tasteless jokes!  It's time for the Weekend Caption Contest!

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Caption Contest Results 9/29/08
Category: Games

Hey, party people.  This week's winner is...

Scotty P, the Skeezah Pleezah

Scotty won with the caption seen here:

And in absolute last place is the always-worthless Jenny the Snuggler . Just give it up, lady.  Anyway, congratulations to Scotty, and thank you to all participants except Jenny.  Until next time, remember: Tigers appreciate fashionable clothing and are made of butter.

Currently listening : Ill Communication By Beastie Boys Release date: 1994-05-31

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Weekend Caption Contest 9/26/08
Category: Games

Hey! Drop what you're doing and play the Weekend Caption Contest!  That cat will still be flammable when you're done.

As always, make sure you're familiar with the rules before you play. Here's your image for the week:


GAME ON!

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Caption Contest Results 9/22/08
Category: Games

The winner of this week's Caption Contest was...

The Toast in the Machine

Proving that it is in fact possible to win with an entry on page 5, TITM won with the caption seen here:

"NO... SHEEP.... TILL BROOKLYN!"

So congratulations to Toast in the Machine, and thank you to all participants.  Until next time, remember the Alamo.

Currently listening : Licensed to Ill By Beastie Boys Release date: 1995-03-28

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Weekend Caption Contest 9/19/08
Category: Games

Look, there are more important things to worry about right now than whether or not I was the guy who fucked that monkey and started AIDS.  For one thing, it's Weekend Caption Contest time!

As always, make sure you're familiar with the rules before you play. Here's your image for the week:

GAME ON!

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Caption Contest Results 9/15/08
Category: Games

Okay, I'm here, I'm here.  I didn't abandon the contest out of disgust because Beatrix won. I'm just late posting the results because I'm an unreliable drunkard.  Unfortunately, the winner really is...

Beatrix The Twat

I know I usually have a strict "Beatrix can't win" policy, but I think I kind of have to let her have this one, since she won by such a wide margin. Hopefully now she'll quit bitching so much. But I doubt it. Anyway, she won with the caption seen here:

a.k.a The Scottish Breakfast.

In second place was Nurse Fiona with:

Get drunk, or fuck the puppy...
Get drunk....or fuck the puppy....

So congratulations to Beatrix, and thank you to all participants. Until next time, remember: 'Chinaman' is not the preferred nomenclature. 'Asian-American,' please.

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Weekend Caption Contest 9/12/08
Category: Games

You know, I'm getting pretty fucking tired of you hanging around outside my sister's window and masturbating on our dog. Besides, it's Weekend Caption Contest time!

As always, make sure you're familiar with the rules before you play. Here's your image for the week:

GAME ON!

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NES Boxer Axes Cornerman
Category: Sports

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New Development in Tramp Stamp Technology
Category: Romance and Relationships

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