Octopus Toilet
Current mood: blessed
Category: Art and Photography

First of all I would like to thank Bt for the 50 bucks it's kept me alive another week.

My check is in from Wills this Thursday.  It didn't work out for me there. It's too "fancy" for my blood. Damn you Wills I hate you but your coffees so good.

On the ART front

Ed gave me complete artistic license to the men's bathroom at Sauced. I've been enamored with Squids and Octopuses lately so I painted a big octopus on one wall and tomorrow I'm putting a giant squid on the other wall.

This is actually is my first solo mereal piece.

I'm siked!

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Bills will be the death of me.
Category: Life

It's not fair

I pay all my bills on time. I was just paid Thursday and am left with 13 dollars. I am usually pretty good at balancing my money out but really am stumped as to how I can stretch out 13 dollars to last two weeks.

I had to renew my vehicle tags today that was a 50 dollar set back. I'm scared I still have to get a pair of jeans for work before Monday and for groceries I have two bananas a box of donuts and some muffins.

Awesome.

Come and see me at the hospital when my kidneys fail from lack of proper nutrition.  

Starving artist is not just a catch frays kids

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"Flint" Hippie free since 1964

Well great my suicide partner is moving to Philly, Well out side Philly but,

 it doesn't matter. It mine as well be the Moon. There goes plan C. If my favorite people keep moving away on me I'm going to go back to Michigan I swear to cheese

Flints so depressive though. Even dare I say? "Some what oppressive?. I mean its hip hop with out all the Hollywood bling glamour. There are no hippies in flint. There were once a few years back but They got stoned and went on a van trip and settled down in Otisville.

(true story )    no not really

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My art show ?
Category: Art and Photography

Oh my art show, it was what it was I guess, (when I decide to stay sober it's never as much fun).That is sad, I know. Even sadder, I forgot to put price tags on the titles of the art work. I'm so sloppy like that. Since the good camera was stolen I was stuck with my shitty one and my pictures suck. I am a camera freak. I like pictures to look at to remember moments. I know it's corny but the women in my family are scrap bookers and I inherited the scrap book jean. I DO NOT SCRAPBOOK. I mean two billion pictures stored on my computer is my scrap book. Kind of

 Amanda and Dylan have the dreamiest artist lay out. I like that my arts just all chilling at the Weathers Bradway space. On top of their DNA gallery they help organize and run this most awesome space down town. Creative Six 11. There they set up the art shows and what not. Dylan said I was getting better.  That meant a lot. I'm so rookie at this art stuff and for Dylan and Amanda to display my art work is good encouragement to keep trying. I'm kind of contemplating moving back to Michigan with a new skill, I could just as easliy work a gray job to get buy there as I pretty much do here. As long as it's a barista position.

I Really miss my family and peeps back home.

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Post card from the edge

Dylan b. just picked up my art for the dna Gallery show. My walls look so bare now. Lauren took the curtains a couple weeks back, there's an echo in the living room now.

Nothing says cozy like a hollow echo in your living space.

I have not seen Jennifer all day.

 I went to Sauced for a drink earlier and what's his name who needs to brush his teeth more told me about my misadventures two Saturday mornings ago. REALLY people I get it. I was *ucked up. I don't remember shit. Let's keep it that way. We have all at one point made butts of our selves in public before. It was my turn apparently.

p.s. word for the wise do not except drinks from people you do not know. Even if a friend of the friend who's throwing the party kind of knows the guy who knows a guy who knows the guy making drinks.

Also after countless mystery drinks and it is 4 am don't roll. Especially if you have to work at 10am the next morning. Be smart and pocket that shit for a better event.
:p

My phones out of minutes yet again, so that's what 20 bucks for 100 minutes I've spent 60 this month all ready, that's GAY. Time cards worked great for me when I first moved to Oklahoma and lived in Moore. I had what maybe three friends out there, well I know considerably more people now and 100 minutes almost make it a whole week

 Thanks for reading my random rant and all it's not so glorey.

Ok that is all I have to bitch about.

For now…………..

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work, pool, sushi, party and Frosty

Oh my phantasm of dementia…

I meant to finish work and go straight home  and finish some painting.

Jennifer called me while I was at work with a tempting offer to go swimming at lake view. I justified that in my mind.

 "Hell yes I will go swimming, I mean how much of summer is left anyways?" "I can paint after the pool" What is better after a refreshing dip in the pool then a pot of coffee?"

That turned into "Oh really we are all going out for sushi?"  (My stomach was all for it.)

"Ok then, I can finish some art after some raw fish"

That in it self was a bit of bad karma. Have I mentioned we were having drinks at the pool?

 Standing in the entrance of sushi neko.. I was making googely faces with Jinn, Thru a plastic port hole in the entrance way tarp.

A waitress opened the door, I was standing right there, the door hit me and bounced off me in turn hitting the waitress's tray knocking over a cup of water.  I apologized even though I have just been hit by HER door SHE thru open.

She didn't even remember the apology I gave her she was too busy giving me that "fuck you ass whole look".

I know this because Jennifer's boy friend works there and that pudgy hermaphrodite told him I never even apologized.

Suck it Piggy!!!

Anyways so we are at Andrea's house drinking heavy. At this point I am no longer trying to convience my self there will be any painting tonight and just go with the flow.

Needless to say, I am so happy to be home and going to bed. Where me and my new (old) cat will sleep blissfully.

XoXoXo

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Holly and Blake were mugged at gun point!
Category: Life

 In case Holly hasn't told you.

 She and Blake were robbed last night at gun point in Audrey's apartment

parking lot. (On 25^th and Walker) They saw some shaddey characters walk past their car, they thought they were gone but they bum rushed their car as soon as they opened the doors to get out. A gun was put write to Holly's head and they knocked Blake up side the head.

 I know the Paseo is a wonderful place and it's easy to forget the dangers. But always be on your guard. Look I know it's wrong to stereo type people but at night I don't give a shit. If you look like a thug, Crack head and or Crankster   (meth head) I am on guard and be damned if they think they are getting close to my ass.

 Makes me want a gun, I would love to turn around and rob somebody after they robbed me. Oh whom I kidding, I'd be so pissed off I would put a hole in the back of their knee caps. Then kick their crack smoking skulls in with the rod iron in the back of my van.

 Maybe not, it just fucking makes me so angry these shit for brains, FUCKING illiterate,shit fucks get away with doing this in our community. (time after time) 

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Cat -O- rAmA

Not Tonight....

I'll have to tell it later my head is spining.

 Frosty Is hell-a- Awesome.

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I like my roomate but her cat is an ass hole.
Category: Friends

My sweet god of apples and oranges!!!

Jennifer's cat has pissed all over the place. See the cat  Indiana) a.k.a JONES) was staying with Jennifer's parents for a while. Her parents let him come and go as he pleased.

Naturally after moving in with us after that, he was not going to be content just chilling in our duplex all day. He was content on our 2^nd story balcony for the mean time but figured out a way to down.

Lauren had broken our glass door to the balcony a while ago so the cat was use to just jumping out the window and sneaking off for a night or two. That little punk ass cat would meow to get back in, eat food from his dish and then just take off again.

Lauren finely paid some one to come and fix the window and Jenn and I both out right banned Indiana from the balcony.

Jenn called me on the cell earlier and warned me the cat marked the place something horridly. It was not until I returned to the place, I truly could smell the horror to which she referred to.

I grabbed the cat by the lose skin on the back of the neck. I said "thanks for wonderful  smell you have bestowed upon our living space" I then gladly opened the balcony door tossed him on the balcony and said 

"There have fun, get hit by a car"

I'm tempted to save Danyell and Frosty from each other. I hear there not getting along.

Damn it! I want my own all black kitten with bright green eyes. They make the best familiers. Not some one else's  8 year old cat they have to leave behind because they are moving to Bankok, Because thier land lady said They had to take down thier swiming pool.

It's 20 stories complex and half a clue about anything. 

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Split Ends Premiers November 29th
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

 405's very own Velvet Monkey Too will be one of the salons in the reality

 show "Split Ends". I think I posted a blog about it, or was that a bulletin?

 Estrella cut my hair for the show, they also asked me questions. Mics under my shirt and one on my back pocket with a cord all creeping near my butt crack. I am  awful on camera.  ( see my Canvas interview )

 I should have taken a muscle relaxer first or something.  

 For those interested the Velvet Monkey Split Ends Premiers November on the 29^th Time Zones very and confuse me so check with your local listings. It's on the Style network. I have no idea what channel that is.

In fact Jennifer and I voted no on getting cable.

We decided if we wanted to drool mindlessly at a screen we could U-tube on the computer all day.

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