Soul Searching?
Current mood: excited
Category: Life

I've been doing a lot of soul searching lately.  It's no secret that I thought my life was on the edge of upheaval.  I still feel that way, just a little closer to the edge than before.

Maybe the upheaval will never come and I will continue to inch closer to the edge, only to realize that the inching actually was the upheaval.  And that the upheaval was just normal, good, change.

I usually fear change, but I'm kind of excited this time.  I mean, I'm scared shitless, but I welcome it.  I've known things have been stagnant for a long time, but I felt powerless to change them.  I felt that it wasn't time for change, though I was itching for it.

You may wonder why this is all so cryptic.  Well, that's because I don't really know what the changes will be.  I mean, I know I hit a couple of big ones recently, but there should be more. 

I'm feeling inspired to read again.  The last desire for the written word I had was back in March.  I devoured some Jane Austen.  But then I got bored.  My brain wants entertainment.  And distraction from waiting. 

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I’m pissed off at myself.
Current mood: irritated
Category: Life

What the fuck was I thinking? 

I'm having a poopy couple of days.

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I need your help!
Current mood: lonely
Category: Pets and Animals

My dad's dog was stolen this evening around 7pm from the 6500 block of Harford Road. He is a 2.5 year old red & white pitt bull. He's VERY friendly and VERY exciteable.

Please let me know ASAP if you hear anything of him! My sweet boy is a lover, not a fighter!

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I was tagged.
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

With this one, you name any 10 injuries (if you've had that many) that were worse than a scraped knee.  As in, you either had a doctor look at it, or you should have had a doctor look at it.

1. I have a herniated disc in my back.
2. I have sprained my right ankle so many times that it's created a hair-line fracture in the bone.  And, the next time it happenes, I can be assured a broken ankle...
3. My knees hate me.  The doctor can not figure out why.

4. I hurt my left elbow last week on the elliptical machine.  Damned if I know how that was done.

5. I broke up a fight between my dogs and ended up with a fairly colorful and painful left hand.  The scars are still there.

6. I have a pinched nerve in my neck (which might be contributing to the elbow problem...)

7. There's a pinched nerve because of the disc in my back.
8. I got bit in the face by a dog (not my dog) when I was about 3.  I still have the scar.
9. Without going into detail, let me just say - Staph infections really suck.
10. I pierced my tounge.  That's an injury, right?

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Anger

I’ve been fighting a loosing battle with general anger lately.  It’s making me misrable.  I’m sure what I’m angry about.  Maybe that I’m single?  Maybe that someone I had been developing ideas about shut me down before the ideas even got anywhere?  Maybe because despite my efforts, I’m gaining weight again?  Maybe because my life isn’t where I want it to be?

Maybe a combination of them all.

So, if you cut me off in traffic, I might have to maime you.  Just a fair warning.

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blarg!
Current mood: angry

I had a strange dream last night.  I don’t remember what it was about, really, though some of my friends were in it.  I recall two of them hooking up, after one had carried a torch for the other for some time.  For some reason, this really upset me.  Like I’ve been pretty bummed all morning because of it.  Meh.

I was bummed until a few minutes ago when I read a blog with somone trying to goad his readers into pitt bull-hatred.  It has really pissed me off.  Now I’m just angry instead of bummed...

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I need a change.

I feel stagnant.

I'm getting a new office at work, this time with a door, but I don't think that will be enough. 

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Have you ever come to the conclusion

that some things are just not meant for you?  It's a hard truth to face, though certain things are easier to swallow than others.  Ug. 

What would make this one easier is if I got a decent trade off.  Like, ok, so you'll never get married but you get to win a few Oscars instead.  Ick.

I don't know why I'm feeling emo again.  I hate it and I'll just go back to being the way I awlays am.  So this really is a pointless post.  Ah well.

(You don't need to comment with things like "Just wait.  He's out there."  Feh.)

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I am highly amused by this...

I am not fit for Scientology.

Here's the scoop: These are questions that one would be asked to answer during a Scientology audit.

• Have you ever enslaved a population?
I have enslaved the population of dust bunnies under my bed to attack the monsters that live there-in.  In return, I give them more dust to procreate.  I am a benevolent dictator. 

• Have you ever debased a nation's currency?
I once transferred all the money from Vietnam's account and put it in India's.  I tell you what, the Dali Llama didn't notice the extra buck.  My joke was completely lost. 
 

• Have you ever killed the wrong person?
Nah.


• Have you ever torn out someones tongue?
I prefer the less messy crimes.  I leave these types to Tony Soprano.

 

• Have you ever been a professional critic?
Semi-pro.  My career was halted with a knee injury.
 

• Have you ever wiped out a family?
Family of ants.

 

• Have you ever tried to give sanity a bad name?
Try not.  Do or do not.  There is no 'try.'
 

• Have you ever consistently practiced sex in some unnatural fashion?
I wish there was consistency...
 

• Have you ever made a planet, or nation, radioactive?
Only in my Lex Luthor days.
 

• Have you ever made love to a dead body?
No. He only seemed that way.

 

• Have you ever engaged in piracy?
I request parlee with your captain. 


Have you ever been a pimp?
Only this one time when I was driving a Caddy.

                                                 


• Have you ever eaten a human body?
I crash landed in the Alps.  It was them or me.
 

• Have you ever disfigured a beautiful thing?
Only if you consider brightly-colored packaging beautiful.

 

• Have you ever exterminated a species?
If I've said it once, I've said it a hundred times, bugs DO NOT belong in the kitchen!

 

• Have you ever been a professional executioner?
Not long after my semi-pro critic career ended, I tried executing.  This time I was thwarted by carpel tunnel.


• Have you given robots a bad name?
Have they been shot through the heart?  Are they to blame?  



• Have you ever set a booby trap?
No, but I do have a fine assortment of booty traps.

 

• Have you ever failed to rescue your leader?
I am the leader.

 

• Have you driven anyone insane?
I didn't drive, per se.  But I did provide the road-map.

 

• Have you ever killed the wrong person?
of course not.

 


• Is anybody looking for you?
Peyton Manning.  I wish I knew how to let him know where I am...

 

• Have you ever set a poor example?
Is that some sort of dig on my critical and executionatory careers?
 


• Did you come to Earth for evil purposes?
No.  I retired from life as Lex Luthor.

 

• Are you in hiding?
only from my Tom Cruise.

 

• Have you systematically set up mysteries?
I've tried, but honestly, I'm not very good at it.
 

• Have you ever made a practice of confusing people?
Look!  There's Elvis!

 

• Have you ever philosophized when you should have acted instead?
I waited for this guy Godot once...
 

• Have you ever gone crazy?
I went once.  Didn't much care for.  Brought a T-shirt back, though.


• Have you ever sought to persuade someone of your insanity?
I do not need pursuasion.

 

• Have you ever deserted, or betrayed, a great leader?
I told you, I am the leader.

 

• Have you ever smothered a baby?
No.  When they won't be quiet, just put them in the closet.

 

• Do you deserve to have any friends?
Milton Fine and I used to chill, but that bastard Kal-El got in the way.
 

• Have you ever castrated anyone?
only emotionally.

 


• Do you deserve to be enslaved?
What part of "I am the leader" do you not get?

 

• Is there any question on this list I had better not ask you again?
If you ask me about my leadership again, I will call up Zod and have your ass on a pike.
 

• Have you ever tried to make the physical universe less real?
Reality is a state of mind.  Get out of the cave, my friend.
 

• Have you ever zapped anyone?
static electricity is the best!



• Have you ever had a body with a venereal disease? If so, did you spread it?
Not my own, but I will admit testing the man of steel with a dirty hooker once.

So, um, yea.  Other people make up answers, too!  Amanda, Krystal, Armando, Leroy.  Go do it!

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Photo Blog Meme
Category: Blogging

1) Answer the questions below

2) Take each answer and type it into Photobucket

3) Take a picture from the first page of results copy the html code.

4) You cant copy the persons answers who posted this before you!


1. The age you will be on your next birthday

2. A place you'd like to travel

3. Your favorite place

4. Your favorite object

5. Your favorite food

6. Your favorite animal

7.Your favorite color

8. The town in which you were born

9.The town in which you live

10.The name of your pet.

11.The first name of your love.

12.Your nickname/screen name

13. Your middle name.

14.Your last name

15. A bad habit of yours.

16.Your first job

17.Your grandmother's name

18.Your favorite movie

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