Good times
Category: Life

Hello all,

We have new developments in my life.  I've been recently seeing a girl from Burnsville and things have been going well.   That's why I've been a stranger to mankato life.  I'm still alive, and give me a call if want to hang out (no texts, Unicel sucks).  Later.

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Anger Blog: I-35W Brigde Collapse
Current mood: angry
Category: News and Politics

First of all, my heart goes out the the family and friends to the victims, and those who are hurting are in my prayers and should be in all of ours.

Originally my next anger blog was going to be about Michael Vick, but recent events in the Twin Cities Metropolitan area have made me change that topic.

The downtown bridge that had been thought to be stable collapsed August 1st at 6:05 pm, during rush hour traffic in Minneapolis.  As a logical person, I originally thought that perhaps a sinkhole or some type of ground movement happened under the bridge to cause the collapse, perhaps taking out a center beam taken out.  I found out today that no center beam was present, leaving my logical theory to believe that the bridge was not structurally sound and someone it to blame.

It might be too early to point fingers, and maybe to early to get angry about this, but a type of disaster like this brings lots of strong emotions to my attention.  The bridge was 40 years old, also one of the busiest roads in the Metro area.  This bridge was only being inspected once a year... WHAT?  Are you kidding me?  A highway that wasn't designed to handle 140,000 vehicles is only inspected ONCE a year.  Tell me that is not a smart thing to do.  How much money to we put into transportation locally, statewide and nationwide to have a situation like this happen?

Ah, taxpayer money.  How long did we hear before this the state of the Minnesota roadways?  How long have we complained, have reporters explained the disrepair, have lawmakers pushed off the money needed for repair and maintainance?  Any reports of structural deficancies should have been taken care of within a short period of time.

President Bush... And once again, another American tragedy that he has not been visible on the seen or right away.  And in his first talk to the nation, he used it to explain that the democrats are not passing spending bills for the nation, nothing about transportation or the disaster.  Thank you Pres. Bush for being a complete douchbag.

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What do you think? (New anger blog Pre-Survey)
Current mood: Puzzled
Category: Puzzled News and Politics

Well, I'm back for another round of my famous anger blogs.  Now I need some info before going forward with it.

Recently, Atlanta Falcons QB Michael Vick was indicted on Dogfighting allegations.  What I want from my readers is your opinion on this? 

Is he guilty and why?

Post on here or message me.

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My Anti-war protest
Category: News and Politics

On the front page of the Saturday Star Tribune, I noticed a story.
http://www.startribune.com/462/story/963363.html

Now, it's hitting home.  For those of you that still think we have a purpose in Iraq, I submit to you this story.  Post-traumatic stress disorder, also known as SHELL SHOCK, is now a new killer of troops at home.  What is the point?  How many more soldier will die from this?  When will they be home to find out?  I do not support this war.  I don't support war in general, however I do see instances where it is necessary.  World War I, WWII, Afghanistan: all served a purpose, take out the army that is causing havok in the world.  But what happened to finding Bin Laden, what happened to taking out this evil person bent on taking out Western society?  No one can find him.  So what does out president do, he says lets change focus.  Iraq was no threat to the US, in fact, you could say that Sadam was keeping Iran in check.  Iran and Iraq under Sadam were bitter enemies, and they did not like each other.  Now, with the US on 3 sides of Iran: Iraq, Afghanistan, and Persian Gulf, Iran is now acting like a cornered animal, growling and showing it's teeth.  Cornered animals usually get fed up and bit.

We are in Iraq now, nothing can change it.  However, for 4 years, we have occupied Iraq, with little or no change from when we started.  Soldiers are still dying, Iraq is almost to the point of Civil War, and the nation is sick of the lies of President Bush.  Now, he wants to send more troops to Iraq, to secure the nation.  Well, you haven't done it yet, the government is in turmol, and your own party is turning against you. 

The USA, also known globally as the 'World bully', needs to focus on it's own problems, instead of spending TRILLIONS of dollars of our tax money on the war.  I would also think that the large Christian and Jewish population, who have the same basic moral law of 'THOU SHALL NOT KILL', would be against the war and would demand the return of the troops.  However, christian history has had many wars in the name of God, which totally confuses me. 

My point is, why are we having tens of thousands of our friends, our family, our fiances, our children, and even people you don't even like, why are they in Iraq?  Don't say it's because they are there, and need to finish.  We have had plenty of time to finish.

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Anger Blog: English Language
Current mood: angry
Category: News and Politics

Lately, a lot of talk has surfaced about making English the national language.  I completely disagree with this.  Now, because I say this you might think, 'You tree-hugging, illegal immigrint supporting liberal'.  Granted, I am a liberal, but my views on this are not liberal, but logical.  I don't think the English language should be the official language, because first off, NO ONE BORN HERE KNOWS HOW TO SPEAK IT PROPERLY!!

For example, the other day, I came into a conversation about 'this weekend' and 'next weekend' meaning the same weekend.  'This weekend' short for 'this coming weekend' and 'next weekend' short for 'the nearest occurancing weekend' are the same damn thing.  But people always confuse and argue that 'next weekend' means the following weekend.  Now, I can see both sides, but this is just one occurance of the STUPID english language. 

There, they're, and their.  So why the hell are 3 different words pronounced the same but have totally different meanings?  This situation is why so many people have problems with the english language, 3 different terms sounding the same.  Threw or Through, write or right, sea or see, can't we just get different words for this shit.  Or what about the words that are spelled the same, but pronounced differently?  What the fuck is this shit?  Who thought this language up?  Like this one: read.  'I like to read.  I just read that book.'  If i was trying to learn this language and someone told me that I pronounce that wrong, I would get so frustrated.  Another, 'I live in Chaska, where the live band plays.'  We don't even think about it anymore because we have grown accustom to the language. 

If you really want to hear the something rediculious, when someone is 'Taking a shit', I don't want to ever touch their hand.  When I go to the bathroom, I GIVE a shit.  I never want to take a shit, you'll never get the smell off your hands.  Oh and the people who say, 'I don't give a shit', well these people are 'full of shit'. 

So in closing, the English language is also not our language in the first place, guess where it came from....ENGLAND.  Fuck England.  They can take their language and stick it up there ass.  I'm not saying that we should all speak spanish, but it does have a better structure than english, and is much easier to learn.  However, fuck the spanish language... but that's another topic.

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A new year: new hardships and new joy
Current mood: hopeful
Category: Life

Happy new years friends!!  I know recently my blogging hasn't been happening, and I have not really been in the blogging mood.  But I do need to say happy new years to my friends and wish good times to everyone. 

Its always hard to hear a family member being in the hospital.  I just found out my grandmother had a mild stroke, and will be in the hospital for a week.  Of course it is a mild stroke, and no major damage was done, but at the age of 90, you always worry.

This is a year for things to happen.  I'm going back to school, working hard, and meeting new people.  Also, more anger blogs, which I have been lacking on.  But I have plenty of stuff to be angry about, let's see... Low-carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republican National Convention, Kabbalah and all Kabbalah related products, hi-def tv, the Bush Daughters, wireless hotspots, 'The O.C.', the UN, recycling, getting punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the Real Grammys, Jeff that Wiggle who sleeps to darn much, the Yankees payroll, all red states, all blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything--eve--everything that exists-- past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions.

Thats about it....

Oh, and Hugh Jackman. (Thanks Dr. Cox from Scrubs for this brilliant rant)

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Anger Blog: Squirrels
Current mood: angry
Category: Blogging

I haven't been blogging alot lately.  I think it might be because I'm not getting enough sleep.  You know why, it's a squirrel conspiracy.  That's right, I have gone crazy.  Not really, squirrels are scratching on the roof above my window causing me to wake up and throw things at them.  Yes, it is an annoyance, and maybe that hole needs to be covered above my window, but what the hell are squirrels good for anyway?

"Awwe but they're cute!" NO THEY ARE NOT!!! They are ugly little chitters that are generally one color or just a shade of brown and white, not really cute colors. 

"But they have cute faces..."  If you like over grown rats, yes.  Mainly, squirrels are over-grown, tree-dwelling rats that have adapted to life in woodland areas. 

"Well they help the environment.  They are part of the ecosystem"  Please tell me that if the world didn't have squirrel, that mother nature couldn't survive.  What do squirrels do for the environment, NOTHING!!  In fact, I think that squirrels hurt the environment.  That's right, you know why?  They eat the nuts/seeds from trees which you know without those nuts falling on the ground, no trees are growing, and no trees growing, NO MORE AIR!!!

So maybe I was right about the giant Squirrel Conspiracy.  You should contact your local or state representative and tell him or her to vote NO when it comes to squirrels.  Because if a squirrel had the chance, he would eat you and everyone you love...just a warning.

PS I'm not crazy

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Anger Blog Deletion: Tattoos

Well, I decided that my Anger Blog on Tattoos may have gone too far or wasn't explained in a correct fashion.  I am not against tattoos.  In some cases, they are very attractive.  However, it does anger me to get a tattoo for the sake of getting a tattoo.  These people anger me.  Get a tattoo for a really good reason, or if you like tattoos then get a bunch, or if you like getting tattooed( the actual pain behind it) then go nuts.

No this doesn't mean I'm getting a tattoo, but I'm not ruling it out.  No generic tattoos though.  Maybe that Justin Timberlake ta..umm, I mean Death tattoo yeah....

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Anger Blog: Uptight Political People
Current mood: angry
Category: Blogging

I recently posted my "Politics make me so horny:2" blog on a Red vs Blue Web Forum about involving politics.  For those of you that don't know what Red vs Blue is, it is a internet cartoon based from the Halo game series.  It's a funny show, I have a clip on my page.  Knowing that, I posted that on a forum for politics, and for some odd reason, that was a mistake.  Vote for spider man, ha ha, it's a joke.  Some guy took this way too personal and insults me for putting this in the forum saying that this is a serious forum about politics and you should take your shit somewhere else.  Umm, what?  You are on a forum about politics on a Red Vs Blue website, guess what, don't babble on to me about immaturity.  There are plenty of other ways to voice your real opinions then on a Red Vs Blue COMEDY WEBSITE.

Granted, that Vote for Spiderman posting was alittle immature, however it was meant to be funny.  Of course I posted it on the website that came up with the phrase, "Politics makes me so horny".  So this saddens me when people are so uptight that they have to insult me for making a simple joke.  I do mention that don't vote for spiderman in that and I think he forgot to read that.

This brings me to my main point.  People don't be so uptight about politics that you can't take a joke.  Our political system is a joke in the first place, but that's for another anger blog, the point though is people have been making joke about politics for many years, and saying that vote for spiderman on a comedy site isn't that bad.  Don't vote for spiderman, but if you do, you are a terrible person, and voting for a made up character is not something anyone should do.  Vote for me instead!!

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Politics makes me so horny: 2
Current mood: giggly
Category: News and Politics

Of course I'm sure we are all pounding our heads trying to figure out who we will vote for in the next election, but those political ads on TV and Radio just make us sick with all of their negativity and candidate bashing.  I would like to throw another name into hat for your electoral think pot.

You ask who?  He is an amazing character, filled with brillant ideas and full of karisma.  I didn't answer your question did I.  Ok fine, I guess I can tell you guys and gals.  That candidate is....

Spider-man

"Spider-man?!?" you say.  Yes, Spiderman.  Why?  Well, as a candidate for Govener or senate, or house or etc.,  he will:

1.  Stick like glue to his Issues (nuck nuck)

2.  He's a strong candidate.

3.  As your candidate, he will be tough on crime.

4.  He's a man of the public.

5.  And he will have his backup man in the Incredible Hulk as his Defense advisor.

Remember, Vote for Spiderman, the Web-surfers Choice (nuck Nuck)



This ad was paid for by the Spider-Man for anything campain, all candidates will get beaten up by Spiderman if they win.  If you don't vote for spiderman, he will beat you up.  Spidermam is not real and you should not actually vote for him.  Voting for Spiderman will throw your vote away. 

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