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August 7, 2008 - Thursday
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OUR PAL AL
Current mood:  silly
Category: Writing and Poetry
OUR PAL AL
Al was the man
Who sat up all night
And answered the calls
To his coworkers delight.
Sometimes he would doze
Sometimes he would snore
Sometimes he come real close
To hittin the floor.
He drank of his wine
From a big plastic cup
And often told people
To shut the fuck up.
He'd yell at the customers
With a smile on his face
And quickly put the smartasses
Back in their place.
We thought he was funny
And often a trip
Except when, without warning
He'd let one rip.
The fumes were quite heavy
Right from the start
Which is often the case
With an old man who farts.
In spite of the odor
We love Al to death
But when we are working
We hold in our breath.
We'd trade him for nothing
He's a friend that we prize
Although his flatulent ass
Could cause our demise.
~~Lynn White (We love you Al Fry!!)
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August 5, 2008 - Tuesday
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THE FORBIDDEN CHOCOLATE TREE
Current mood:  horny
Category: Writing and Poetry
THE FORBIDDEN CHOCOLATE TREE
There he stood
So tall, so dark
Wide, beautiful smile
That set off the spark.
The sexy way that he spoke,
Sent shivers down my spine.
But everything in me
knew I could never make him mine.
We laughed and we talked.
We flirted and we teased.
But anything beyond that
was all my fantasy.
His hands were large
And I craved his touch
Theres nothing in this world
That I wanted as much.
I pictured him standing
without any clothes
Sexy as hell,
From his head to his toes.
The taste of dark chocolate
was on the tip of my tongue
As I licked my own lips
My dirty thoughts had begun.
I wanted this man
Who was forbidden to me
I had to resist
This temptation could not be.
But my mind would not listen
And I started to wonder
How it would feel
To satisfy this hunger.
I wanted to explore
every inch of his skin.
And do things to him
That were surely a sin.
Our bodies would writhe
In passion and heat
And it would continue
until we both felt complete.
I watched his body move
As he spoke to me.
Words sounding so smooth,
so sweet and chocolatey.
I became drawn to his mouth.
So hard to resist.
As I watched what he was saying
move over his soft, full lips.
I wanted to touch him
To taste his desire.
It was so hard to contain
This fast, burning fire.
I wanted to please him.
Make him scream out my name.
And make him so happy
Playing nasty, role playing games.
My thoughts got much hotter
And harder to hide.
When I pictured his look
As he slid up inside.
The flush on my cheeks
Gave my thoughts away.
When his eyes met mine
I had nothing to say.
By the grin on his face,
I knew that he knew.
And deep down inside
He wanted me too.
I wanted him here,
I wanted him now
I wanted to test
The strength of his vow.
The band on his finger
Put a stop to my plan
But I still secretly crave
the taste of that man.
My conscience won out
My wants could not be.
I never would sample
The sweet, sweet fruit
Of that forbidden Chocolate Tree.
~~Lynn White 8/5/08
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April 22, 2008 - Tuesday
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JOEY
Category: Writing and Poetry
Ok guys, one of my favorite friends from work, Joey, is a crazy ass guy. He makes my night every time I work with him. He wanted me to write a "Joey Bashing" poem for him (yeah, he's that sick) so here it is. It was written at around 6 am in about 10 mins, and you will see that not a whole lot of thought went into it. But he laughed when he heard it and asked me to post it. Of course I love this guy like a brother and if I thought for one minute he would be offended, Id never do anything like this, but here it is...
Joey, Joey
What can I say?
You're crazy as hell,
But we like you that way.
You make us laugh
Right out of the blue.
You're one of a kind,
There's no one like you!
It's easy to see
Why Kayla loves you.
You're a big teddy bear
Like Winnie the Pooh!
Our lives would be empty,
And boring as hell;
If you weren't around
With corny jokes to tell.
You are really obsessed
With that dumb ass UFC.
We don't understand
Or listen with glee.
But we still love you.
Wouldn't trade you at all.
Except when you take
30 mins per call.
You'll be my friend
Until I am old.
As long as you don't
Send links to Rickrolled.
I could write about you
All night and all day,
You're so full of shit
There's plenty to say!
But for now I will stop,
It's time to leave.
And the words coming out,
Are really hard to believe.
They're making no sense,
The rhymes are all forced.
Consider the subject,
It could be much worse!
I started out mushy,
Lying like shit.
You believed every word,
You gullible twit!
We really don't like you,
We tolerate your ass.
We already can see,
You were born without class.
So sit in a corner
And shut your mouth tight.
Or we will kick your dumb ass,
Like in a UFC fight!!
~~Lynn White (for my friend, Joey) LOL.
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April 16, 2008 - Wednesday
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CURVES UPDATE
Current mood:  optimistic
Category: Life
Well friends, today was another weigh-in at Curves. I am pleased with the overall results this time. I lost 9lbs this month!!  That brings my total to 22lbs so far. Ive made my first small personal goal! Yea, Me!! Ive lost 26.25 inches and 2.20% bodyfat. 
Last week I got a pair of jeans out of my closet that I hid cuz I couldnt wear them anymore and when I tried them on, I not only could button them (without lying down,lol) but I could take them off without having to unbutton them. I was so surprised.
I guess the best diet of all is the "too broke to eat diet" lol. Which has been the case this month. Im not suffering too much, obviously. I have also tried to increase my workouts at Curves by doing more reps and going more days even when I dont feel like it.
I wished I could get more friends to work out with me. It was nice that Tia made it yesterday and we worked out together. I actually did more rotations because she was there and we were talking so much I forgot which round I was on. It was nice catching up with her, plus I had my granddaughter, Trinity with me, and she bounced around with me a little too. It was fun, I enjoyed it alot.
Ok, thats the update for this month, I hope I didnt bore anyone, too much.
I dont know why I havent written any poetry lately, just hit a rough patch I guess. But Im sure when Max finally gets here (prolly next month now) I will have plenty of material to work with. Thats if I find the time to write, lol.
Take care all, thanks for reading...
Lynn
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March 21, 2008 - Friday
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March Curves Update...
Current mood:  sleepy
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
Well, friends (at least those who dont know already) I had my weigh-in at Curves on the 18th, I was disappointed in myself over the results, although I still lost pounds and inches, it just wasn’t what I was hoping for. I lost only 4lbs this month, which makes the total lost thus far 13lbs. And Ive lost 17.5 inches all together, that Im ok with. I can tell a difference in the shape of my body and I have gone down to a 3X in tshirts, so that’s a plus. And, lol, my arm doesnt have as much to rest on when I sleep on my side anymore, lol. Most of the inches I’ve lost have been in my stomach, but I have a looooonnnnnggg way to go!!
Not to make excuses, but I was sick with that flu junk last month and missed some workouts plus I am trying to get this diabetes diet thing on the right track and its harder than it seems. Especially when you are on a limited income and you find that it costs so much more to eat healthy. And the Dr. tells me I have to eat 3 balanced meals a day! In spite of my size, I dont eat 3 times a day. I work 10pm-6am so, most of the time I only eat one meal before I go to work and then snack all night. (on my breaks of course, if you are reading this and work at Deltacom, lol). I know snacking is pretty much my down fall although I am trying to make better choices, like granola bars and glucerna bars, carrots and by cutting sodas completely out of my diet, I only drink water now, even at restaurants...but, even so, its still so hard. I am an emotional eater, I eat when Im upset and especially when Im bored. Now with this diabetes crap, I have to count the carbs and fiber and watch the salt and sugar and on and on and on....grrrr!!
Those of you who pray, please say a few kind words for me, and anyone who can offer me any advice, please offer it up!
Im gonna keep trying and I will continue to keep you updated!!
**For the ladies who live in my area, Sandy, the owner of the Saks Curves Location says she will honor the $30.00 registration fee until the end of March, so ya’ll have another week to join for that great rate. You only have to donate a bag of non-perishable food for the Curves food drive in order to receive that greatly reduced fee. Then it will cost you only 34.00/mnth! If you have any questions you can call Sandy at 256-238-1739, Im sure she will be happy to answer your questions. Be sure to let her know that Lynn White sent you, ok?? Yall take care!***
Lynn
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March 11, 2008 - Tuesday
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A LETTER TO A FRIEND
Current mood: ENCOURAGING
Category: ENCOURAGING Writing and Poetry
A LETTER TO A FRIEND
When you're a true friend to someone,
You stick by them through it all.
Good times and bad times,
You catch them when they fall.
A true friend will help you see
The positive in any situation.
They'll help you to decide
Between real love or infatuation.
Sometimes you will lean on them
More than they lean on you.
But to a real friend, it doesn't matter,
They'll do whatever they need to do.
When your life is at it's worst
And everyone else turns away,
Your true friends will stand beside you
Weather the storm, come what may.
I'll be there for you, my friend.
I love you like my sis.
Lean on me in times of need.
I hate you're goin through this.
I believe in you, you're doin good.
Right now you're in a rut,
You can't give up, cuz as your friend,
I'd have to kick your butt!
~~Lynn White (for Charlotte)
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February 19, 2008 - Tuesday
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My First Month at Curves
Current mood:  happy
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
Well, everyone, most of you know that I joined Curves on my birthday as part of my New Year's Resoloution to "do me" this year. I enjoy it alot. I workout between 4 to 5 times a week, more if I can. I find I have more energy and I can tell a difference in how I feel over all.
I was really nervous about my first monthly "weigh-in" on the 18th. I lost 9lbs, 13.5 inches and 1% of my BMI. I know that seems like a slow start, but at least its better than gaining it right?? I didnt gain all this weight overnight and Ive come to realize that it's not gonna fall off overnight, no matter how much I want it too.
Max said he was proud of me, but he also says he will love me whether I lose weight or not, he loves me as I am. That makes me feel really good and motivates me to try even harder.
My friends, Anthony, Lil Man, and Charlotte were happy for me and also give me support in my efforts as well as my sisters, Tricia and Paula. My kids are happy for me as well.
I hope I can stick to it, for my health. I really want to control my diabetes with diet and excercise and not with meds. This year has started out great for me and I want it to continue.
If any of you ladies are interested in joining Curves or have questions about how it works, just send me a messege, or if you have my number, call me, I will be glad to tell you. Hopefully, if you live in the same area, we can go workout together,right? I can even get you a guest pass so you can try it out for yourself before joining. Remember, if my fat ass can do it, anyone can. LOL.
Thanks to all who support me, even when I fail.
Lynn
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January 24, 2008 - Thursday
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OBSESSION OR LOVE?
Current mood:  pensive
Category: Writing and Poetry
I need to hear those words
I need to hear you say them
When you don't, I feel afraid.
I need to have you near me
Without you, my life has no direction.
I need for you to touch me
If you don't, I dont feel alive.
I need for you to understand
My addiction...Is you.
~Lynn White
3:00 PM
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January 21, 2008 - Monday
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ANTICIPATION
Current mood:  excited
Category: Writing and Poetry
ANTICIPATION
I cant wait to wake beside you
After falling asleep in your embrace.
Beat strongly against my face.
I cannot wait to walk with you
To love you and to honor you
I cannot wait for you to taste
The essence of my desire.
To shower you with kisses
And love you til the end.
To close the gap between.
To have you here beside me
Will be such a wonderful thing.
I cannot wait, but yet I will
You're the man of my dreams
And you're worth waiting for.
~~Lynn White (for Max)
3:57 AM
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January 8, 2008 - Tuesday
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Child of Mine
Current mood:  worried
Category: Writing and Poetry
You'll learn from this and grow.
It takes your breath away.
I may not know it all, it's true,
But time has made me wise.
And shield you from all harm.
4:48 AM
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Gender: Female
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 43
Sign: Capricorn
City: ANNISTON
State: Alabama
Country: US
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