Cross Training Jesus 6

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Got a Christian Arrested for Street Preaching
Current mood: fabulous
Category: Religion and Philosophy

Me 1 - Jesus Junkie Tract Spammer 0

Got a Jesus junkie cited by the cops for trespassing at my local Walgreen's.

He was passing out tracts in the store, and I informed the manager. The manager told him to leave...

So went outside (but still on their property) and kept annoying people...

Manager went out again, told him to leave, he started copping a tude about his constitutional rights, and by the time I was done shopping there was squad car there... Hope they find a want or warrant.

I made sure to give me a big grin while wearing my 666 hat so he would have some idea of who got "Da Man" on him.

How times have changed when a Satanic goth freak like me can get a Christian kicked out of business.

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No Fear - Ruin on Friday the 13th
Category: Parties and Nightlife

 Nightclubbing we're nightclubbing
We're what's happening
Nightclubbing we're nightclubbing
We're an ice machine
We see people brand new people
They're something to see
When we're nightclubbing
Bright-white clubbing
Oh isn't it wild?

Nightclubbing we're nightclubbing
We're walking through town
Nightclubbing we're nightclubbing
We walk like a ghost
We learn dances brand new dances
Like the nuclear bomb
When we're nightclubbing
Bright white clubbing
Oh isn't it wild...

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Desert Wolf - Dune Warrior
Category: Sports

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Back from Pismo  

Just returned from a 3 night, 4 day vacation in Pismo Beach, CA.

Took Friday and Monday off from work so we would not have to deal with the weekend travellers.

Decided to check out the ATV/Off road scene in Oceano, grabbed some flyers from the hotel, and went to Oceano to find out more info. When we got there all the places that advertised at hotel had already closed for the day. The one place that was still open, Angelllo's ATV Rental tuned out to have a great deal on renting a Honda 250ex

They have a 2 for 1 rental special. So for $110 + Gas and Equipment Fees ($20) we got two ATV for 2 hours.

I was kind of amazed at how casual the rental process is. All that is required is $50 per ATV cash deposit, valid credit card, and away you go. They had no problem or issues with fact that I have no driver's license, and my friend only has a German driver's license. After paying for the fees and leaving a deposit, they outfitted us with helmets.

and drove us to the beach / dunes entrance, gave us a quick lesson in how to operate the Honda, and turned us lose. Once we got into the dunes, my friend got kind of spooked by the terrain, and the large number of other vehicles buzzing around. Its hard to do any justice with pictures, but some dunes can get as high an 80', and sand bowls can be 20' feet deep with steep sides, she want off to ride around the beach area which is patrolled and as a strictly enforced speed and safety rules.

Out on the dunes...

You are pretty much on your own. No speed limits, no rules and regulations, I think I saw one ranger out there in two hours. The more experienced people do seem helpful. Once when I managed to get my ATV stuck in sand drift a pass person on a dirt biked stopped and helped me get on stuck.

It was incredibly fun riding around the dunes. Even managed to jump off some one small 2 to 3' high sand berms, climbed a few small dunes, wiped out once trying to climb a dune face.  Fell off the back of the ATV, rolled down the dune, and shipped out 10 pounds of sand into my pockets and shoes.

Next time I need goggles and a face mask.

My face is sand blasted, and hands are sunburned, windburned, and sandburned. The ATV are rough to control. You use whole body doing this. Hands operating the brake, throttle. Arms are wrestling with the steering yoke, feet working the clutch.shift.

Looking forward to trying this again..soon. From what I heard form the locals, it is a constant battle to keep the dunes open for ATV/Off Road use, almost every year various safety nazi and eco nazi groups try and get this banned. This is the last spot in the US where beach offroading is still legal.

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Islam is Peaceful and they will kill if you disagree
Category: Religion and Philosophy

OK, now lets see if this makes sense...

1) According to many islam is a religion of peace.

2) Islamic Activists are upset at this above Danish cartoons showing Muhammad as a bomb wearing terrorist.

3) In order to protest the publishing of this cartoon which they claim maligns Islam as terrorist movement, Islamic activists bombed the Danish Embassy in Pakistan killing 6 people.

So comitting acts of terrorism to protest the depiction of Islam as a terrorist movement. Doesn't this prove that Danish cartoonists are correct in the caricatures of Islam.

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I wish bad things on some people.
Current mood: annoyed
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers

We have this client couple... they are retired teachers and are both incredibly stupid, incredibly belligerent old coots. The fat sow cuntzilla is always going off about how we're stealing her money when ever her account value goes down.... (Look you bloated sack of septic tank sludge... the stock market, real estate market, and  credit market have been in a nose dive for month...)..

They are just retired teachers and they can't under this simple formula....
Money Invested +/- market gain/loss + interest + dividends = Current Account Value.

Anyways they have topped our office list of client couple we'd most like to see on evening news as a murder/suicide. Preferably along the lines of him beating her to death with golf club, and then setting himself on fire at the Mall.

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Childhood Pranks III - The Electric Fork
Category: Life

Take one cheap metal school cafetaria fork with 4 tines. Break off the middle two tines, leaving only the 2 tines at the edges. Insert fork into a short section of plastic PVC pipe to form an insulted non conductive handle.

Take this device around the school, and stick into electrical sockets... blowing out circuits breakers and driving the custodial/engineering staff insane.

Teach the jumior high students to make these, and let them loose on the school. Just as fun, and noneof the risk...

When Jr. Highers get busted for doing this, and finger me. Deny any knowledge, and claim Jr. high kids are lying. ("I didn't do it, no one saw anything, and you can't prove it" actually does work...)

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Gov’t may Intern 8 millions americans
Category: News and Politics

Is the government compiling a secret list of citizens to detain under martial law?

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Flash Bomb - childhood Pranks II
Category: Parties and Nightlife

Date: close to 4th of july, 1989
Location: A school yard in the 'burbs.

Thru some razzle dazzle BS and Social Engineering I managed to get a chemical supply company to sell me:
1 Kilo of Potassium chlorate KClO₃
4 oz of Magnesium Dust
4 oz of Aluminum Dust
and from the local market I get
2 lbs of powder confectioners sugar (sugar dust is an explosive)..

The KClO_{3 is a powerful oxiderizer that is very sensitive (it is the white stuff on the tip of strike anywhere matches.)
The Mg and Al are flamanable metals that burn with a powerful bright white light.
The sugar is a fuel that reacts with} KClO<sub>3 that produces intense heat and a lot of smoke (that smells like carmel)

I gently mixed all this ingreadents together in a 2 liter plastic soda bottle, and inserted a 5" fuse made from fuses pulled from a few packs of firecraclers.

We took it to a school yard, I placed it on the ground, and gave me friends these very simple instructions...
"When I light this... run like hell, and don't look back until after it goes off..."

Light and run....
WHOOOMPH!

For about 1 sec, its lit up like high noon. We're seeing spots from the light reflected back from the buildings. We stop and look back... There is 20-30' high mushroom cloud rising up form the center of the yard. My friends are slack jaws. One asks... "What now?"

My resposnse... "Keep running..... about 20 people have just called 9-1-1"</sub>

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Childhood Pranks I
Category: Games

Stuff I did as a kid...

I'd find an apartment building with one of those old (non-telephone) entry way intercoms. I'd wedge a  firecracker in the microphone. Push every button, wait for the first few "Who is it?"s and light and run.....

Ding Dong Boom!

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Crack Whores on Pubic Transit
Current mood: annoyed

So today I was a victim of "Battery" while riding the bus. Some ghetto crack whore had a water bottle full of vodka and OJ, and got into a spat with someone... The crack whore then thru her drink at the other person, missed and nailed about 10 passengers including myself.

The bus driver just ignored the whole incident in spite of myself and 2 or 3 other passengers asking him to take action (there transit police officer just 100 feet from the bus).

Filed a compliant myself with transit police, mostly to use as basis for a compliant against the driver for not taking action.

According to the cop who took my report... throwing food or drink and hitting someone, even without an injury, is a criminal offense (battery PC 242).

I'm also filing a claim againt the Bus line for the cost of my replacing my german M1943 Cap that I was wearing


Which is pretty ruined from the OJ that got all over it.

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Beltane Ritual
Category: Religion and Philosophy

Attended a Beltane Ritual last weekend, hosted at a private home.

The ritual had a much good and positive energy, but was slightly marred by one attendee who just could not shut up about idiotic geekery (there is a time and place talking about South Park spoofs of Star Trek, or ranting about the evil of gene modified crops...)

The High Priestess finally had to order him to STFU or leave (which was a bit awkward, since he was the roommate of the owner of the venue. As the ritual went on, I swear the Geek's head was gonna explode from not being able to speak. He was hopping from one foot to the other like how a kid does when they about to pee themselves.

Still the ritual was a good time to both be thankful for the love and prosperity we have now, and to focus on what new love and prosperity we want/need for the future.

If you are wondering why a satanist is attending a pagan ritual... I consider myself a polytheist, and am open to the worship or veneration of any deities or belief systems that do not demand or expect exclusivity.

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Secret Societies, Fey, Deep Ones, Manson and the D
Category: Art and Photography

How can you go wrong with a book like that... I've not usually a fan of short story collections, but I've been really enjoying the Kim Newman's "Secret Files of the Diogenes Club" - which are a collection of short stories dealing with a secret society (founded  by Sherlock Holmes' brother) by investigates and protect the British Empire and later the world from occult and paranormal threats.

The stories are set from 1880 to the 1970 and follow an interlocking set of heroes, heroines, dupes, villains, and foils. The stories mix elements of fairy tradition (changlings), western occultism (Crowley makes an appearance), 60's crazyness (what if Manson family had formed an alliance with the Lovecraftian Deep Ones). The anti-christ makes an appearance in later stories working to SAVE humanity from eldritch destruction (after all, what fun would it be to be the devil, if there are no people...).

Well worth reading.

The Secret Files of the Diogenes Club..

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Neo-Nazism is growing in popularity in .......

Israel...
http://www.pogrom.org.il/eng_articles.php?art_id=7


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Recently, skinheads have been seen in Hatzor and Kiryat Shmona. In Russian bookstores in Israel, books that promote Holocaust-denial are sold openly (which is against the law), as are cassettes of neo-Nazi songs like "The Nazis are Coming." Gilichinsky's attempts to enlist the help of the Anti-Defamation League,the president of Israel and the official site maintained by the State of Israel and the Jewish Agency have all been answered in the same spirit: "It's not our mandate. Our mandate is anti-Semitism around the world, not in Israel."

Here are two fine young israelis....


I'm not a nazi, but this is just funny. But if you can have Jews for Jesus, I don't see way we can't have Jews for Hitler...

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