Unimatrix 01 Online
Category: Web, HTML, Tech

The next phase of the assimilation of humanity has begun.

All assimilated drones will be given a free website (powered by WordPress µ) and a permanent email address (powered by Gmail).  Your website pages and emails can be forwarded now or exported later, so you are encouraged to take advantage of this immediately.

If you want an email address like locutus@we-are-the-b.org and a website like we-are-the-b.org/locutus, then request assimilation here: http://we-are-the-b.org/borgmail/application/

You can:
• request assimilation
• create a new website

11:52 AM - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment

BorGmail is here. You must comply.
Current mood: working
Category: Web, HTML, Tech

As part of your assimilation into the Collective, we are offering an email service unlike few you have ever experienced. BorGmail is now available to all assimilated humans. If you want an email address like locutus@we-are-the-b.org, fill out the application above. This address is absolutely free and is powered by Gmail, so you'll have the world's most powerful email program, permanent backup of your email, and one of the coolest addresses in the Alpha Quadrant.

Are you tired of your email address but don't want to switch to a new service? Would you like an address that is different than your primary one? Or, have you been meaning to switch to Gmail but haven't had a reason? BorGmail is your solution.

It can be used with ANY email service. You can have it forwarded to your current email, so you don't have to change anything except what address you tell people. Or, you can start using it like an ordinary email address through clients like Mozilla Thunderbird, Microsoft Outlook, or another Gmail account.

3:15 PM - 1 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment

Your default image must change.
Current mood: busy
Category: MySpace

As a member of the Collective, you are entitled to a new default image.  Send us one and we will edit for you, or we will create one for you from our database of images.  Your image will have a green border and the Borg insignia at the bottom right.  For examples, check out our profile.

If you already have an image that you would like to use, just email it to us.  We will correct it and send it back.

If you do NOT have an image you would like to use, we will choose one for you and send it to you.

Please email any pictures or questions to: metzae@we-are-the-b.org

[This is not a gimmick or a joke.  The purpose of this is to give everyone a free image makeover and to allow them to display their Borg status to all their friends. In the next few days we will be removing all people from the top friends list that do not have the new default image (except by special request).]

9:07 AM - 1 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment

1,000 Beings Assimilated
Category: MySpace

It took the Collective 18 days to reach 1,000 assimilated.  This is unacceptible.  We are doubling our efforts to assimilate all beings on the MySpace network.  You are hereby instructed by remote feed to forward this profile onto one person, especially those who are receptive to the Collective's goals.

You must comply.

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