Pirate looks at 40 Buffett 2008 Lakewood

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-99xhoiFs8

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New T-Shirt

Go to my pictures and check out the new pictures of my Tshirt idea...tell me what you think...i need some feed back

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This is Why I'M HOTT

I just thought i would pop in a leave you a funny little tid bit that i got from my sister (she is just as funny as her brother but has a smaller vagina). I took my sister to Chick-Fila the other day to get a bite to eat and working the drive through was a decent looking 45 year old gentleman with a great personality and loads of potential....i was asking kirby " You know he still has a sex drive, when he goes out to bars, how do you think he tries to spruce up his job...i mean how can you make 'drive thru worker at chick-fila' sound sexy?".....My sister then looked at me and said "Thats easy, he could just say that he is The Telecommunications Director for the Distribution of Commercail Poultry".

My sister kirby is a slick mother fucker

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Lions, Tigers and defining the word "Quaint"

Just a quick thought......how come everytime someone asks a guy what animal they would like to be....the guys thought process is always directly influenced by which animal can most easily lick themselves?

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Comedy Show

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BiG DaDDy's GoodTime Music & Comedy BiG ShoW !!!

Special BiG DaDDY's Wedding

When: Saturday Janurary 27th 2007

Where: Comedy Catch Café www.thecomedycatch.com
Start Time: 8:30
What: See a show with 7-10 performers. Comedians, Pickers, Singers.

How Much: $ 5 at the door and *get a pass to get in the main show room at another show*

Do NOT MISS this show !!! Scheduled to Appear:

BiG DaDDy Wade Cardwell - Your Host & Lover of Girlie Girls now ONLY ONE!!!
Kim Huapaya – Puerto Rican Jew who will CUT ya if you mess with her.
Allyson Dean – California Girl Sings & Boogies Down.
Brett Merciers _ 16 Year old Comic sensation makes ya laugh about his CRAZY FAMILTY
Adam Turnipseed – Hear him talk about the Metropolis of Peavine and THOSE Turnipseed Geniuses.
Corey Forester – Second City in Chicago Alum Makes ya think DEEP into the Night !
Ivory Black – Comedy Writer for Stars makes his Chattanooga Debut.
Adam PINKY Callahan – Adam will astound you with his vocal talent and hip grinding act.
Kerry Koger – Experience the Chap Wear Cowboy & Save a Horse.
Kevin Bartolomucci – You just seen him in Oz but tonight he will be recovering from a Sex Injury!!
Laura Shonk – Funniest & Sexiest Grandmother I Know.
Xstasy Boys & The Skittles Band – Funny Trippin Songs to help you Along.
Feature Act

Danny Pye – Come hear some X- rated comedy that will split your sides and make ya Pee your pants. Danny headlines shows in Nashville, Knoxville and all over the South East. He parties with Roger Alan Wade and Johnny Knoxville and Willie Nelson shot him a bird if you do not believe me check out his MYSPACE Page !!! http://www.myspace.com/dr_pye

Yes I am GETTING MARRIED come out and see what they said would NEVER HAPPEN !!! It should be fun !!! LOOKING FORWARD to seeing you there !!!

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* Terms & Conditions for FREE tickets... Good for Thursday & Sunday Night. Tennessee Law & /or Club Standards stipulate Free Passes to venues that serve booze require a minimum age of 21... If you are under 21 give them to friends OVER 21 and make them HELP pay your way !!! Passes not AVAILABLE to some Special Events at the Club Discretion. But 95% of the time they are good.



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Im not saying im republican or democrat, i just happen to know what santa is
Category: Blogging

Alot of people really get into the whole "santa" thing, but I myself have a little bit of a problem with it. You see it is obvious to me that Santa is a hardcore republican, i mean lets face it, he wears a RED suit, he uses reindeer to get around so he can save enough gas to drive his fuel ineficent red and hunter green H3 around the north pole. All the rich kids who are already wealthy get the x boxes and the yahcts, where as the poor kids just get an orange, maybe an apple, or possibly the complete first season of "The View". It would just be alot better if santa wore a BLUE suit and all the poor kids finally got a break for a change. Or hell it might be even better if santa just kept the red suit but painted a little yellow pick axe and a hammer on it, because communist santa would make sure all the precious little children got the same God damn present

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Holidays

I think you have to respect the traditions of whatever holiday it is. I dont care if you are a

christian....you have to go to church on easter and christmas.......i dont care if you

drink.....you have to get hammered on St. Patricks day......i personally dont smoke pot....but

on 4/20 you have to. And we all know that on Martin Luther King day.....you have to join the

NBA.

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Headed to Kennesaw

I am headed to kennesaw to hang out with a couple of my high school buds who (unlike me) have moved on to better education....im sure i will gather some funny material this weekend...keep me in your prayers........pray that i get laid.

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Dalton Roberts Birthday

I would like to personally thank all my friends and family who were in attendance.....us comedians need to feel supported....and saturday night i def. felt the love. I would like to thank G.R., Big Daddy Wade Cardwell, Mell Kahrs, Bernard Johnson, Adam Turnipseed, Big Kev, and all of the performers for making that such a fun and memorable night. Hope we can all get together and do it again some day.

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Getting Off

After sex.......i need a cigarette. After Masturbating...... i like to pretend like im smoking a cigarette.

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